Harvard Sailing Team - Boys Will Be Girls

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Produced by Untucked Films http://untuckedfilms.com Directed by Jonathan Emmerling, Director of Photography Pat Armitage and edited by Charles Divak.

- [Announcer] Welcome
to The Biggest Loser!

- Wait, who got voted off last week?

- The brothers.

- [Man In Blue] There were brothers?

- The two fat brothers, yeah.

- Hey, are you guys hungry or something?

- You know, I could share something.

- Okay, let me call
Rebecca and just make sure

we're not gonna go out later,

'cause if we're gonna go out later,

then I'm not gonna eat anything now.

Hey honey, how's it
going, what are you doing,

who are you with, where are you,

are you doing something cool?

I want to know what you're doing

and who you're talking to

and I wanna know everything
that you're doing

and I don't want you to act
like I'm being annoying,

I just want you to answer
all of my questions.

Well, all right, listen do
you want to go out later

because if we're gonna go out later

then I'm not gonna eat anything now.

Okay, great, so let's go out later, great.

I'm excited, date!

All right, I love you.

Honey, I love you.

Rebecca, say I love you to me.

Tell me you love me.

All right, I love you too, bye.

- Well, what did she say?
(talking over one another)

_ What is she doing, did she ask about us?

- How does she feel about it

and what is she thinking
about how she feels?

- She's with the girls.

She's with Jen, Faron, Katie and Sarah.

- That's a good group.

- That's a really good group.

- And they're watching foot game.

Foot, game.

They are not gonna eat,
so I'm not gonna eat

because we're gonna go out later.

But you guys should get something.

- Uh, I don't really need anything.

- Did you guys have big breakfasts?

- Um, I had the Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt.

- I actually digested a huge
gust of wind on my way to work.

- I shared a bagel with the garbage.

- I had two chocolate cheesecakes.

- No!
(murmuring)

- Yeah, whatever, I'm fat.

- [Man in Brown Loafers] Are
you gonna be on the show?

- Yeah, well, I wish I could.
- Fat!

- I'll be on the show, whatever.

I don't care, I love
myself and I hate myself.

But my diet starts tomorrow.

- [All Men] Our diet starts tomorrow.

(murmurs of agreement)

- Can I get real with
you guys for a second?

- Always.

- Marina's been doing something lately

that's really troubling me.

She doesn't wear her fall coat!

And it might still be
warm out during the day,

but if we're gonna stay out at night,

the temperature's gonna drop

and you know what she's going to want?

My fall coat.

Am I crazy?

Tell me I'm crazy if I'm being crazy.

- Yeah.
- Bitch.

- Why would she do that?

It's just rude.

- I'm not gonna tell
you you're being crazy

because you're not.

She's crazy.

- Oh my God, look who
lost a bunch of weight.

- [Man in Blue Shirt] Wow.

- Think that's what I'm shooting for.

- But that's like 200 pounds
more than you already weigh.

- You know, fellas, I
had a really weird week

at work last week and I came home

and I just felt like such caca.

And I'm not saying that
it's Maggie's responsibility

to pay me endless and
personalized compliments

every five seconds on the second,

but isn't it?
- Yes.

- Yes. Yes, of course.
- Hello that's the only thing.

That's why she's your girlfriend.

- That's the friend part, you know?

- [Man in Brown Loafers]
She's just a girl.

- That's it.

She is just a girl, she's not like a girl

and a boy or anything, she's just a girl,

but I'm saying she's also my friend.

Do you know what I mean?

I just ran out and got three Pinkberrys.

- Oh, that's good.

- Smart.

- Wait, what's Pinkberry?

Please just tell me.

- Oh, it's totes the best hun-cal fro-yo.

- O.M.G., hun-cal?

- Every guy should have a knowledge of it.

- Hun-Cal?

- Where have you been
living, under a stupid rock?

- O.M.G., I'm mad.

Mad that I don't know about that.

- O.M.G.

- L.M.A.O. L.M.A.O.

- Oh my God.

You guys, you guys know my mom, right?

She had to put down the cat.

- Poops?

- And, Poops was,

Poops was one of the
founders of our family.

- Clayton, Poops is with God now.

And I'm sure, God takes Poops everywhere.

- You're my best friends.

- You guys are my top dudes.

- We're besties with testies.

- Yes we are, we're besties with testies.

- Don't you test these besties.

- You guys want to split
an ice cube or something?

- [Man in Brown Shoes] A small one.

- [Man in Blue Shirt] Maybe
just like a small ice cube?

Just drink the run-off.