- 
Bye mama!
 - Bye baby!
 
- 
Bye
 - bye!
 
- 
Neha, wake up, wake up! Coffee. 
- 
Neha, come on. 
- 
Sharma this is my last chance. 
- 
Don't worry sir. Just give me
 your papers. It will be done.
 
- 
Here is the file. I have to
 get the Dubai job this time.
 
- 
It will be done, sir. 
- 
Rahul?
 - Oh hi!
 
- 
Why are you getting drenched? 
- 
I forgot my umbrella
 and it started to rain.
 
- 
Come in, come in.
 - Thanks.
 
- 
Aunt! 
- 
Why did you come in such heavy rain? 
- 
Why wouldn't I come? 
- 
Shruti doesn't come nowadays?
 She is very busy.
 
- 
She's looking for a
 suitable match for herself.
 
- 
Here are your medicines... 
- 
...your books and
 there is a letter too.
 
- 
Whose letter is it?
 - Someone called Amol.
 
- 
Shall I read it out? 
- 
Shivani, sometimes some
 shortcuts turn out to be too long.
 
- 
A girl used to wait
 for me at Sion station.
 
- 
I was catching a flight for USA. 
- 
I never forgot my
 mistake and your love.
 
- 
I can still feel the
 tenderness of your hands.
 
- 
I am coming to India. 
- 
Maybe for the last time. 
- 
Will you meet me? 
- 
Will you have some tea? 
- 
Yes. And you?
 - No
 
- 
So let's...
 - I'll have it after tea.
 
- 
Bournvita! Do you have Bournvita? 
- 
No sir. 
- 
No? All right. 
- 
How many men have you seen till now? 
- 
About eight, Yes. 
- 
Then what happened? 
- 
I didn't like them. 
- 
And me? 
- 
How many women have you met? 
- 
Twenty-eight 
- 
Twenty-eight? 
- 
You are the twenty-ninth.
 Two and nine is eleven.
 
- 
Eleven. One plus one is two.
 Two is my lucky number.
 
- 
How long have you been in this game? 
- 
I can't find a perfect match. 
- 
The ones I like don't like me. 
- 
And the ones who like me,
 I don't like them.
 
- 
Sometimes I like their nature,
 but not their figure.
 
- 
And some have nice figures
 but are not good natured.
 
- 
This is whats been happening. 
- 
You're looking good to me. 
- 
You have all the right combinations. 
- 
Thanks. 
- 
Where were you born? 
- 
In a hospital. 
- 
In a hospital? Why? 
- 
No. I mean. But in which city? 
- 
Calcutta. 
- 
You were born in Calcutta! 
- 
Calcutta is a very nice city. 
- 
My parents live there
 - It's a very nice city.
 
- 
I live here with a friend. 
- 
I used to work as a
 visualizer in an ad agency.
 
- 
Now I am working
 for a radio station.
 
- 
I have a diploma in
 mass communications.
 
- 
Very Nice
 - What?
 
- 
You're from the creative field. 
- 
Creative people are very nice. 
- 
I like them. 
- 
Should I tell you about myself? 
- 
Yes, go ahead. 
- 
No liquor, no betel, nor do I smoke. 
- 
No tobacco either. 
- 
I get up very early in
 the morning, at 5.30.
 
- 
I do yoga regularly, I jog,
 I go to the gym.
 
- 
Then I go to office. A simple life. 
- 
I come back. I sleep. 
- 
And how do you like me? 
- 
I feel like adopting a dog
 and spending my life with it.
 
- 
How's he to look at? 
- 
He was fine eight years ago,
 at least in the photo.
 
- 
Perfect men only exist in novels. 
- 
And most of them are married. 
- 
Why are you so upset? 
- 
He was trying to
 X-ray me with his eyes.
 
- 
Mom called today enquiring. 
- 
Sis, you explain to her please. 
- 
She's insisting that
 you go to Calcutta.
 
- 
Yes and get married to
 Mukherji's seventh son!
 
- 
Well she did start with his
 first son but you kept rejecting.
 
- 
I have only one life Sis, how
 can I ruin it with the wrong man?
 
- 
Okay, I'll talk to you later. 
- 
Okay, all right bye. 
- 
Excuse me. Can I help you? 
- 
Please. 
- 
Can I have your pin? 
- 
That's my bus. 
- 
Your book. 
- 
Read it. It's good. 
- 
My friends tell me that
 Ranjit and I are an ideal couple.
 
- 
Marriage may not teach us much... 
- 
...but I does teach us
 how to put on an act.
 
- 
It has been 9 years
 since our marriage...
 
- 
...but we are afraid to
 spend the evening together.
 
- 
We have our friends over for
 dinner for no special reason.
 
- 
We both locked our lives away
 in our marriage certificate...
 
- 
We don't know how we
 got to be like this.
 
- 
Not one thing is in
 its place in this house!
 
- 
Don't shout.
 - You don't shout!
 
- 
Really, really upset.
 - You must be having your periods.
 
- 
Don't keep the wet towel on the bed. 
- 
Why aren't these jeans washed?
 - Confused.
 
- 
Disorganized and irritating. 
- 
Look, don't start again!
 - Why do you always insult me...
 
- 
...in front of your friends? 
- 
Then go find new friends?
 - I am pregnant.
 
- 
We cannot afford it, we have to
 pay the installments on the car
 
- 
You are such a chauvinist! - You
 go to hell! - I am living in hell!
 
- 
There were fights
 earlier too, but when our...
 
- 
...feet would meet
 accidentally on the bed...
 
- 
...we would forget
 all the bitterness.
 
- 
But now... now even our
 silences fight with each other.
 
- 
7 years in age has
 reduced to 7 months.
 
- 
Marriages break faster
 than the wedding gift tea set.
 
- 
But still it is this love,
 can't run it over with a bulldozer.
 
- 
It creates homes with sand.
 It drenches you...
 
- 
...no matter how much
 you try to evade it.
 
- 
While dying, no one says I hate you. 
- 
Everyone's heart says
 I love you, I love you.
 
- 
Now let's see who
 our next caller is.
 
- 
Hi, this is Vishey K. - Hi Vishey,
 I am Pinky. I have a problem.
 
- 
My boyfriend, his best friend and
 his brother, all three love me...
 
- 
Everybody is falling in love. 
- 
The census report says
 there are 1000 boys...
 
- 
...for 930 girls. I
 should have at least 70 guys.
 
- 
Caught up in my career I didn't
 even realize when I turned 28.
 
- 
I am hitting 30,
 single and still a virgin.
 
- 
All the good guys are either
 married or have a girlfriend.
 
- 
And the ones who're
 free are free for sex...
 
- 
...but not for marriage 
- 
You can eat as many chocolates but... 
- 
they just don't help the depression. 
- 
I think he is at it. 
- 
Try to find out what he eats. 
- 
Are you done? I've been
 waiting an hour for you.
 
- 
Almost done, Rahul.
 These things take time.
 
- 
Why don't you understand? 
- 
How long are we
 going to meet like this?
 
- 
Till your husband finds out
 - Very funny!
 
- 
Doctor, the key's fallen. Got it! 
- 
Your letter.
 - Thank you.
 
- 
From my mother. The same old story. 
- 
She insists I get married. 
- 
Will you marry... 
- 
...according to your
 wishes or your mother's?
 
- 
I'll marry whom I choose.
 - When?
 
- 
When I find a girl. 
- 
So you can't find a girl? 
- 
Good night. 
- 
Listen, petrol and
 youth don't last forever.
 
- 
Use them carefully. Good night. 
- 
Good night. 
- 
My dad was a
 musician in a restaurant.
 
- 
But I had learnt long back that... 
- 
...money makes the sweetest music. 
- 
So I came to Mumbai. 
- 
Uncle got me a job
 in a call centre...
 
- 
...and made me the guard of his
 empty flat and went to Singapore.
 
- 
I listen to the abuses of
 15000 Americans for 15000 rupees.
 
- 
But I didn't mortgage my
 life for camera phones...
 
- 
...pizzas and discotheques. 
- 
I have come here to win the
 race and not for a morning walk...
 
- 
...and I will win this race. 
- 
Because I have the key that
 opens every door of success.
 
- 
Yes sir.
 - Rahul, I want the keys.
 
- 
Sir, I was going to sleep sir. 
- 
Try to understand, I have
 already given the advance.
 
- 
Sir, there is a lot of work in
 the office tomorrow, please...
 
- 
Even I have a lot of work, I have
 to make your performance report.
 
- 
Sir... sir do you
 remember your promise sir?
 
- 
Don't worry Rahul, I will make the
 recommendation for your promotion.
 
- 
You just handle the head
 of the personnel department.
 
- 
Sir, I just handled him. 
- 
But his P. A is very stubborn. 
- 
Sir, he can be
 handled at lunch time...
 
- 
...with the typist.
 - Smart boy hurry up.
 
- 
Sir, one more thing hello... okay. 
- 
After you left I kept
 going back to the station
 
- 
...Thinking that perhaps
 you would come you didn't...
 
- 
...I got married, had kids but
 like you even they've left for USA
 
- 
I will wait for you. 
- 
At the same place
 where you left me waiting.
 
- 
...I am now old Amol, if
 you are disappointed...
 
- 
...when you see me,
 please hide it...
 
- 
Aunt, I will buy some magazines. 
- 
You have still not given up
 your habit of taking shortcuts.
 
- 
I was on the wrong platform. 
- 
You have not changed at all. 
- 
You have not changed either. 
- 
You are still as beautiful as ever. 
- 
Wait a minute, friend. 
- 
Rahul, hi.
 - Hi sir.
 
- 
Rahul, I need the keys
 to your flat tonight.
 
- 
Today there is a booking for Mr.
 Khanna, yours is on Friday.
 
- 
My wife is having
 her delivery on Friday.
 
- 
What will I say to Mr. Khanna? 
- 
You say anything you
 want to Mr. Khanna.
 
- 
Look, I have to prepare your
 promotion report too, understand.
 
- 
Sir, you are blackmailing me. 
- 
Now Rahul, whether
 it is blackmail or...
 
- 
...anything else, I need your keys. 
- 
Yes Mr. Khanna, Mr. Khanna
 can you please shift to Friday.
 
- 
I have to go to the temple
 on Friday, will Thursday do?
 
- 
Okay sir, I will tell you. 
- 
Hello.
 - Yes Mr. Gupta, can you shift to...
 
- 
...Friday instead of Thursday? 
- 
I will ask and let you know. 
- 
Hello. - Hello darling, will
 Friday do instead of Thursday?
 
- 
The groom's family is
 coming to see me on Friday...
 
- 
...can it be Wednesday? 
- 
Wednesday.
 - Okay sir, I will let you know.
 
- 
We must achieve the
 target that we have set.
 
- 
Hello. - Yes sir, can you come
 on Friday instead of Wednesday?
 
- 
No, we have to give
 the presentation...
 
- 
...to the client on Wednesday. 
- 
Look there is an emergency, please. 
- 
Okay, let me try. 
- 
Yes sir. 
- 
The file that you were
 supposed to give me on Wednesday...
 
- 
...can you give it to me on Friday? 
- 
Let me try sir. Darling
 have you given the cheque...
 
- 
...for the installment of the flat?
 - Yes, why?
 
- 
No, just like that. 
- 
Can't you reschedule your
 Wednesday meeting to Friday?
 
- 
It's a bit difficult, let me try. 
- 
Hold on, hold on
 hold on just a minute.
 
- 
Hello, yes. That
 will be a big problem.
 
- 
Meenaxi, can you do
 overtime for me on Friday...
 
- 
...I have to look after Pappu? 
- 
Okay, but you will have to do
 overtime for me on Wednesday.
 
- 
Wednesday done.
 - Done.
 
- 
Okay, Friday done.
 - Friday done.
 
- 
Yes Mr. Khanna, Thursday confirmed. 
- 
Hello Mr. Gupta, Wednesday okay. 
- 
Okay, thank you. 
- 
Hello.
 - The boss has called you.
 
- 
Okay, all right. 
- 
Can I come in sir? 
- 
Rahul, how come you have been... 
- 
...recommended by so many people? 
- 
They say you should be
 made junior manager.
 
- 
Sir, what can I say? I mean... 
- 
What will you plan to
 do as junior manager?
 
- 
Sir, use the
 resources to the maximum.
 
- 
Wonderful! What is this racket? 
- 
Did you think if I'm
 in this closed office...
 
- 
...I won't know
 what's going on outside?
 
- 
The keys to your flat, who has it... 
- 
...what goes on in there,
 do you think I don't know.
 
- 
If the police finds out... you know... 
- 
Yes. 
- 
Yes, listen didn't I tell you... 
- 
...someone was
 arriving today to meet aunt?
 
- 
So?
 - I'll be home late.
 
- 
So what shall I do? 
- 
I wanted to tell you I can't... 
- 
...cook for so many people. 
- 
Should I order Chinese food? 
- 
Yes. What's the occasion? 
- 
What is the date today? 
- 
Today is...
 - What?
 
- 
15th July. 
- 
Did you forget what day it is? 
- 
You handle it. I'm busy. 
- 
Rahul, your boss told me... 
- 
...you're hard
 working and intelligent.
 
- 
Sir, I'm sorry. 
- 
You should be. You
 aren't intelligent.
 
- 
Sir, I am. 
- 
You're not. 
- 
Sir, I am. 
- 
A little. 
- 
Not so far. 
- 
Third cabin on the right,
 Mr. Junior Manager.
 
- 
Thank you, sir. 
- 
From today I will do as you say, I... 
- 
Thank you. 
- 
Yeah, of course. 
- 
Taxi! 
- 
Taxi! 
- 
Excuse me... You could sit here. 
- 
Buy your tickets.
 - Churchgate.
 
- 
Here you are. 
- 
Churchgate. 
- 
Give me change. 
- 
If you don't mind,
 I will pay for it.
 
- 
Thanks. 
- 
Where do you want to go?
 - Churchgate.
 
- 
Where do you want to go?
 - Churchgate.
 
- 
Amol, why did you come back? 
- 
Shivani, there is a fish,
 Pacific Salmon...
 
- 
...it crosses the seven seas... 
- 
...and comes to the very place
 where it is born just to die.
 
- 
Even I came back. 
- 
Are you ill? 
- 
How much time do you have? 
- 
Shivani, if I have
 your company then...
 
- 
...every moment seems like an era. 
- 
I need you. 
- 
If you leave me this time,
 then you won't find me again.
 
- 
No Shivani, I will never leave you. 
- 
I will never ever leave you. 
- 
Every Saturday, you come to
 the old age home, isn't it?
 
- 
How do you know? 
- 
Our drama rehearsals are
 held there on the second floor.
 
- 
And you? - I go to meet Aunt,
 my Bharatanatyam teacher.
 
- 
I had bunked many classes,
 so I am paying for that now.
 
- 
'The train going to Andheri
 station is a nine bogey slow local...
 
- 
...and arriving on
 platform number 2.'
 
- 
Sorry I forgot to introduce myself,
 I am Aakash Sharma.
 
- 
Mrs. Ranjit Kapoor. 
- 
Why are you
 emphasizing on the Mrs. so much?
 
- 
Your parents must have
 given you some name.
 
- 
Shikha.
 - Nice name.
 
- 
Well, hope to see you next Saturday. 
- 
Excuse me. 
- 
Yes. 
- 
Yes listen, cancel the party. 
- 
Ranjit, it's too late. 
- 
See you. 
- 
They are your friends,
 you say no to them.
 
- 
Look, I have a lot of work. 
- 
Hi.
 - Hi, Mr. Junior Manager! Congrats.
 
- 
Thanks. - Where is my treat? -
 Surely you'll get your treat.
 
- 
Neha, do you have 90 rupees? 
- 
Yes.
 - Give it to me. Please
 
- 
Take this. Thank you. 
- 
There's a new film premiere 
- 
A friend was selling tickets... 
- 
...worth 350 rupees for
 just 90 rupees Here, keep it.
 
- 
Rahul, I don't...
 - Inox at 8.30 pm gold seats.
 
- 
Rahul! - Free popcorn
 delivered to you at your seat.
 
- 
Rahul, I don't watch films alone. 
- 
I have bought the
 seat next to yours.
 
- 
Don't get me wrong. If you'd
 prefer, I'll sit one seat away.
 
- 
Have you bought a third ticket? 
- 
Of course. 
- 
You're too much! 
- 
I have a boyfriend.
 - His name isn't Rahul, is it?
 
- 
Are you flirting with me? 
- 
I have no one in this city... 
- 
...to share this happiness with. 
- 
Please come. 8.30 pm
 at Inox. Don't be late
 
- 
I believe the beginning
 is better than the end.
 
- 
So don't be late. See you. 
- 
I'm in a big rush now. Bye. 
- 
Why am I with this girl? 
- 
Because with her I get
 the happiness and peace...
 
- 
...that I don't get at home. 
- 
Whether it is the house
 or the office there is...
 
- 
...always irritation,
 anger and tension.
 
- 
The mind is always
 thinking about the future.
 
- 
When I am with her,
 I feel twenty again.
 
- 
Free and joyful. 
- 
Is it wrong to be happy in life? 
- 
This cannot be called deception,
 because nobody is getting hurt.
 
- 
So what the hell. 
- 
Hi, everyone!
 - Hi. How are you?
 
- 
Happy anniversary!
 - Thank you.
 
- 
Yes, speak up. 
- 
Are you there?
 - Yes.
 
- 
Before leaving put the keys
 below the doormat outside.
 
- 
You're getting old. 
- 
It's because we're
 meeting after three months.
 
- 
Why did you let three months pass? 
- 
This is why. 
- 
Yes? What is it now? 
- 
Where are you? I've
 been calling for hours.
 
- 
What's the matter? 
- 
Ranjit, the guests have arrived. 
- 
When are you coming home? 
- 
Shikha, didn't I ask you to
 cancel everything? I'm busy.
 
- 
What are you busy with? 
- 
You don't need to know. 
- 
If you celebrate this
 anniversary without me...
 
- 
...what difference will it make? 
- 
Ranjit, you have put me in a
 very embarrassing position.
 
- 
At least try! 
- 
How can you do this? 
- 
Shikha, I'll call you later. 
- 
Come on. Let's have dinner. 
- 
Ranjit is stuck in traffic. 
- 
He'll join us for dessert. 
- 
Let's go. Come on baby. 
- 
Sorry everyone. 
- 
Bye, Neha. Love you. 
- 
Where is everyone? 
- 
They waited for you and then left. 
- 
Then why did you call me? 
- 
Everyone was asking about you. 
- 
I see. And what did you say? 
- 
My husband is very insensitive. 
- 
He doesn't believe in anniversaries. 
- 
He hurts me. He always
 comes late, you know.
 
- 
Please don't start again. 
- 
I'm not starting anything again. 
- 
I told you, I am busy and
 I will not be able to come.
 
- 
But you had to invite everyone. 
- 
You go to work everyday, don't you? 
- 
So what's the problem?
 Is working a crime?
 
- 
Why don't you stop
 living in this luxury?
 
- 
Everything costs money
 and I earn that money.
 
- 
I slog at the office
 for 18 hours a day.
 
- 
I don't sit in front
 of the TV like a statue.
 
- 
With the remote in one
 hand and the air-con on.
 
- 
And what do you watch on TV? 
- 
The same old rant about
 discrimination against women.
 
- 
Men are villains.
 You've lost your mind.
 
- 
Didn't I earn money before? 
- 
Who asked me to stop working? 
- 
Who said to me, I'll
 handle everything?
 
- 
Let's have a baby. 
- 
You take care of the baby
 and I'll earn the money.
 
- 
That's what I'm saying. You
 look after the house - No! No! No!
 
- 
That's exactly what I do. 
- 
I've been doing that
 for the last eight years.
 
- 
I have made all the sacrifices. 
- 
My career, my dancing and my life. 
- 
What have you done? Tell me. 
- 
Thank you. 
- 
You should thank me. You
 should bloody well thank me!
 
- 
Because I'm not weaker than you. 
- 
If I wanted to work I could,
 and I can earn...
 
- 
...more than you. You
 know that, don't you?
 
- 
So don't ever talk to me like that. 
- 
The cake is in the fridge.
 Cut and eat it.
 
- 
And yes, happy anniversary. 
- 
Mummy has put the cake in
 the fridge. Shall we eat it?
 
- 
Let's eat it. 
- 
What are you looking for? 
- 
I don't know. 
- 
Perhaps the father
 who abandoned me...
 
- 
...when I was a child. 
- 
Perhaps the classmate who
 pushed me out of a moving car...
 
- 
...because I didn't
 have sex with him.
 
- 
Maybe my boyfriend who left me... 
- 
...because his parents wanted
 to decide who he should marry.
 
- 
Neha, you aren't to blame. 
- 
I am to blame. I keep getting
 involved with the wrong men.
 
- 
I don't know who you are
 seeing these days but...
 
- 
...l'm really worried. 
- 
I don't need a third
 mark on your wrist. Okay?
 
- 
Don't worry this city
 has made me stronger.
 
- 
That's what I like about you. 
- 
Here. Have some cake.
 My sister has sent it.
 
- 
It was her anniversary today. 
- 
You know my
 brother-in-law wasn't even home.
 
- 
When I see what marriage
 is like, it scares me.
 
- 
I wonder if my
 brother-in-law is having an affair.
 
- 
I guess not. 
- 
Right now you are not alone,
 Radio Mirchi is with you...
 
- 
...and if you want to win a
 gift hamper then call us now...
 
- 
...and tell us, what was the
 situation when you had a break up.
 
- 
And when they left you alone. 
- 
Yes, distances are decreasing. 
- 
But the distance between
 hearts is increasing...
 
- 
...faster than the Sensex. 
- 
Shruti, the boss is calling you. 
- 
Sir, did you call me? 
- 
Yes come in. There
 are three good news.
 
- 
And three bad. What do
 you want to hear first?
 
- 
The bad news. I guess
 I'm used to bad news.
 
- 
Your show's ratings aren't going up. 
- 
Good news?
 - We'll have a party tomorrow.
 
- 
Bad news? - The dress you
 wear everyday, won't do.
 
- 
Good news; - Vishey K has
 broken up with his girlfriend.
 
- 
Bad news?
 - Other girls are moving fast.
 
- 
Good news? 
- 
Maybe I can fix him up with you. 
- 
Okay, sir. Thank you. 
- 
When are your parents coming? 
- 
In a week. 
- 
Can you introduce
 them to your girlfriend?
 
- 
Who is trapped now?
 - Shruti
 
- 
Are you sure? 
- 
Vishey, she is
 totally trapped, friend.
 
- 
Nikhil, don't miss
 your cue this time.
 
- 
Your cue is,
 'carrying the dead body'.
 
- 
Ready? 
- 
I don't know who is forcing me to... 
- 
...become an animal
 from a human being.
 
- 
I have been
 searching for that face...
 
- 
...carrying the dead body of
 my beliefs on my shoulders.
 
- 
This is your cue. 
- 
You are not observing,
 not prompting him!
 
- 
There is no dedication! 
- 
Aunt.
 - How are you dear?
 
- 
What is this?
 - Sweets.
 
- 
But you are not
 allowed to take sugar.
 
- 
But Amol is allowed to. 
- 
Okay, taste this and
 tell me is the sugar okay.
 
- 
A bit more sugar. 
- 
Doesn't this commotion disturb you?
 - No, no not at all.
 
- 
They are very nice boys. 
- 
So we get entertained. 
- 
They also call me for
 their shows for free.
 
- 
Aunt, can I ask you something?
 - Ask.
 
- 
If uncle were still alive,
 would you have met Amol again?
 
- 
I don't know, maybe. 
- 
Love doesn't warn
 you before coming...
 
- 
...neither can you
 measure it in years...
 
- 
...nor can it be
 identified with the vermillion.
 
- 
Its sign is its fragrance,
 that's why we...
 
- 
...should always keep our heart open. 
- 
He is here. 
- 
Why am I behaving like a teenager? 
- 
Why am I waiting for him? 
- 
Shika! 
- 
Hi.
 - Hi.
 
- 
You left early today.
 - How do you know? - Visitors book.
 
- 
Today, even I am headed in
 your direction, Andheri.
 
- 
All right. 
- 
Shall we go? - I travel
 in the ladies compartment.
 
- 
No problem.
 - No problem?
 
- 
To travel in that,
 you have to be a woman.
 
- 
Then let's go in the
 general compartment...
 
- 
...for that you
 don't have to be a man.
 
- 
Thanks for the lift. Bye. 
- 
Good night. 
- 
Bye! 
- 
Bye. 
- 
This is what happens,
 when the impotent...
 
- 
...control the
 government and dogs give orders.
 
- 
My head droops down
 with helplessness.
 
- 
Anguish trembles in forlorn throats. 
- 
Those hands that can hold the sun... 
- 
...come together to
 beg for forgiveness...
 
- 
...this is what happens. 
- 
Why has our will been broken
 and where has the trust gone?
 
- 
Why? 
- 
Yes. Hello. 
- 
Call me later. Yes 
- 
Why doesn't our blood
 boil until a bomb blast?
 
- 
Why? 
- 
Yes? The share price has gone up? 
- 
OK. Buy 2000 Mittal shares 
- 
Sell all the Wipro shares. 
- 
You get angry very soon. 
- 
When they don't want to see
 the play, then why do they come?
 
- 
You gave a very nice performance. 
- 
I think that you
 should try for films.
 
- 
You are very talented. 
- 
What good is talent? 
- 
Success stays away from me,
 just like my wife.
 
- 
Did you leave her,
 or did she leave you?
 
- 
The love failed. 
- 
Actually it's not her fault. 
- 
Shikha, everyone in the
 college thought that...
 
- 
...I would become a
 very successful man.
 
- 
Even then I had these hobbies,
 like acting, script writing.
 
- 
This was my dream. 
- 
Then one day when my
 dreams were shattered...
 
- 
...I saw that all my
 friends went quite ahead of me.
 
- 
And I was left
 behind in this rat race.
 
- 
One room kitchen, I
 couldn't even give her that.
 
- 
We bought a two bedroom
 flat at Rs. 40000 on...
 
- 
...a monthly installment plan. 
- 
We both started to
 work to pay the loan back.
 
- 
We worked hard, day and night. 
- 
Such long working hours,
 too much stress.
 
- 
We mortgaged our lives. 
- 
We bought the house, but
 couldn't make it a home.
 
- 
Do you love him? 
- 
Yes. 
- 
Does he love you? 
- 
Yes, I think. 
- 
I'm sorry. 
- 
Can we meet next Saturday? 
- 
Shruti!
 - Hi - Hi. How are you?
 
- 
Fine. 
- 
You are looking beautiful
 - What?
 
- 
You are looking very beautiful. 
- 
How's that? 
- 
You said you don't smoke or drink. 
- 
Sorry, I lied. 
- 
You lied?
 - I did.
 
- 
If my future wife
 tells me I'll stop.
 
- 
Yes?
 - Everything.
 
- 
Right. 
- 
You haven't told me
 - What?
 
- 
You haven't told me. Tell me or... 
- 
...should I move on? 
- 
I'm still waiting for you. 
- 
Actually, I'm with someone. 
- 
What?
 - I'm with someone else. Bye.
 
- 
What happened?
 - Close the door.
 
- 
Ranjit, what happened? 
- 
She has a temperature. I'm
 taking her to the hospital.
 
- 
Where were you? 
- 
With Shruti. 
- 
Why was your mobile switched off? 
- 
I was at the movies.
 So I switched it off.
 
- 
I see. 
- 
There are lots of DVDs in
 the flat. Go. Enjoy yourself.
 
- 
I'll manage, I'll manage.
 - Ranjit.
 
- 
Mama... 
- 
Yes, sis. 
- 
If Ranjit calls, say that I
 was with you. - What? When?
 
- 
Yesterday evening, we had
 gone to watch a movie, okay.
 
- 
But, since when have you started
 lying. - Okay, I'll call you later.
 
- 
Just a minute, sis. 
- 
I wanted to ask you something. 
- 
Tell me.
 - Forget it. I will ask you later.
 
- 
No, say it. Say it 
- 
Sis actually... do
 you think is it okay...
 
- 
...to lose your
 virginity before marriage?
 
- 
Shruti do you know
 what you are doing?
 
- 
I think so. 
- 
Who is he? - There... there
 is someone in the office.
 
- 
Anyway, okay let it be.
 - No, no, what is his name?
 
- 
Sis, I will give you the
 details when I will meet him.
 
- 
I will tell you later, when I
 meet you. - Shruti just be careful.
 
- 
I am hanging up, bye,
 bye I am in a hurry.
 
- 
Bye-bye. 
- 
Yes. 
- 
Is Vishey sir in? 
- 
No. 
- 
When will he be back?
 - He hasn't specified.
 
- 
Stop it! 
- 
Hi Shruti. 
- 
Er... hi Shruti... 
- 
7.30.
 - May I come in, sir?
 
- 
When is the last flight? 
- 
10.30. All right. Book it. Yes...
 do that... book it for Thursday
 
- 
Sir, I found this mobile in my
 flat. It might be your girlfriend's.
 
- 
Thank you. 
- 
The screen has cracked.
 Should I get it replaced?
 
- 
Not necessary. You gave me keys,
 that's more than enough.
 
- 
Anything else? 
- 
Yes, if you could please
 take a look at this sir.
 
- 
What is this? 
- 
Sir, it's a business plan. Everything
 is ready... the revenue model etc.
 
- 
You keep meeting investors...
 so... if you could take this ahead
 
- 
What is this? Eighty million? 
- 
Sir, I have saved up
 seventeen million already.
 
- 
If you could just... You know. 
- 
You have just been promoted. 
- 
So, why do you want to look
 at other business options?
 
- 
Sir, you don't get
 rich with a regularjob...
 
- 
...so I wanted to do something. 
- 
Have you done business before? 
- 
No sir... but I know how to sell. 
- 
Okay. I am going to Bangalore.
 Let me see what I can do.
 
- 
Thanks sir. Thank you so much 
- 
Rahul. You don't think
 you are running too fast?
 
- 
Sir, this is a race and
 not a morning walk, so...
 
- 
I quite like your spirit. 
- 
Keep it up. 
- 
Thank you, sir. 
- 
Hi! Hi! Rahul! I'm so sorry 
- 
I am really sorry, pal. Actually,
 I wanted to come.
 
- 
But I got stuck somewhere. 
- 
I didn't have your number
 - Please take down my number
 
- 
Write it down. Right now. 
- 
I've been looking for my
 cell phone for two days
 
- 
Do you have a pen? Hari, a pen
 please. I will write it down.
 
- 
Madam, the boss gave
 me this phone for you
 
- 
What a coincidence!
 I just got my cell.
 
- 
Rahul, give me your number.
 Give me your number.
 
- 
9821021807. 
- 
1807. Ok. 
- 
Shruti, please don't leave,
 don't go I'm sorry
 
- 
If you wanted to hide the
 truth from your parents...
 
- 
...you should've told me,
 I would've put on an act
 
- 
Why did you make me
 believe you loved me?
 
- 
It isn't that simple 
- 
It is that simple. You're gay 
- 
It's your life. Straight or gay 
- 
It's your wish, your right 
- 
But destroying someone
 else's life not your right
 
- 
And it's not right! 
- 
All the clothes have not
 come from the laundry...
 
- 
...I am packing the grey ones.
 - Yes, okay.
 
- 
What time is the flight?
 - 10:30.
 
- 
When will you return?
 - I will return in a week.
 
- 
Listen, keep the mobile to charge. 
- 
You have a message. 
- 
What's the flight time?
 - 10.30
 
- 
Where are you going? 
- 
How many times must you ask?
 I'm going to Bangalore
 
- 
Where are the cigarettes? 
- 
Can I come with you? 
- 
I can't take you everywhere with me 
- 
You can only take me to places... 
- 
...where no one will see us 
- 
You leave first. And I
 leave two hours after you
 
- 
Like some thief 
- 
What's all this, Neha?
 You were so full of fun
 
- 
I need someone who really loves me 
- 
What's stopping you? Find someone 
- 
You made it clear to me 
- 
This relationship
 will be an open one
 
- 
We don't want children, do we? 
- 
Why don't you find yourself
 a boyfriend who'll love you,
 
- 
just let me know when you do. 
- 
Is this what you say
 after using me for a year?
 
- 
Did I use you? Don't
 start me off. Please.
 
- 
Who do you think you are? 
- 
An innocent sixteen year old... 
- 
...who knows nothing. So
 I'm the one misleading you.
 
- 
Madam, even top execs... 
- 
...don't have the perks you enjoy 
- 
When you travel, you
 travel business class
 
- 
You keep getting out
 of turn promotions.
 
- 
I have given you
 everything you wanted
 
- 
So think twice before
 saying I've been using you
 
- 
It's surprising you
 haven't as yet asked for money
 
- 
You could do that too 
- 
Here. The price for using you 
- 
Water? 
- 
Should I make you some coffee? 
- 
No. I just had... 
- 
- Got a cap?
 - What?
 
- 
A cap? A condom? 
- 
Yes. Lots. 
- 
What's wrong?
 - Doctor, please come quickly
 
- 
She's swallowed phenyl. Come with me 
- 
Doctor, this way 
- 
You'll have to pay extra for two 
- 
This is too much. 
- 
I can explain. Come this
 way I'll deal with you later.
 
- 
this way 
- 
Hurry up, Doctor, hurry up 
- 
Doctor, here she is
 - Oh God
 
- 
This was bound to happen one day 
- 
One lying flat here and
 the other waiting outside
 
- 
One girl arrives
 and the other leaves
 
- 
Are you aiming for a world record? 
- 
Add some salt in hot
 water and bring it to me
 
- 
We must make her throw up. Hurry! 
- 
What's wrong? - Listen to
 me - How much do I owe you?
 
- 
As we agreed. Thank you very much 
- 
That's too little
 - Here. Some more - thank you
 
- 
Who's in the bathroom?
 - No one is in the bathroom
 
- 
Listen. 
- 
How did this happen? 
- 
We had a tiff, I went out.
 When I returned...
 
- 
You had a tiff? You went
 out and brought another one.
 
- 
Very fast 
- 
What will you tell the
 police when they will ask?
 
- 
Sir you say that, she
 is your patient and...
 
- 
...you gave her phenyl
 instead of the medicine.
 
- 
What? No, I will say that she is my
 patient she did not pay me my fees...
 
- 
...so I gave her phenyl to drink. 
- 
I didn't mean that.
 - Let it be.
 
- 
I'll handle the police, just pray to
 God that the phenyl is adulterated.
 
- 
Anil, have some sweets 
- 
What's the occasion? 
- 
A big occasion. It comes
 round once in 35 years
 
- 
I've arranged your leave.
 On the 25th and 26th
 
- 
I've asked the 'Ministry' 
- 
You must come. No excuses will do 
- 
Hello. 
- 
Hi.
 - Have you come to meet me?
 
- 
No
 - Then what are you doing here?
 
- 
What do you want?
 - I have an interview. I'm waiting
 
- 
All right. Okay 
- 
Do you work here? 
- 
This is my office. My
 office is up on the 5th floor.
 
- 
You'll be interviewed later.
 It's lunch time now
 
- 
You'll do the interview later.
 Have lunch with me
 
- 
No - Come on. Are you
 vegetarian or non-vegetarian?
 
- 
I - Are you
 vegetarian or non-vegetarian?
 
- 
Are you a Kaist? 
- 
Non-Veg. It doesn't matter 
- 
You're Bengali. You must be...
 Come. Come. I'll show you my cabin.
 
- 
My interview... - Later. You
 have 45 minutes to go. Come
 
- 
How is she? 
- 
She was saved. Now I
 have to deal with the police
 
- 
So why don't you do it? 
- 
Why did I make you a manager? 
- 
Sir, this job is meant
 for a senior manager
 
- 
I see. I'll stay five days more 
- 
Don't let her go home till then 
- 
Why not? 
- 
Her roommate is my sister-in-law 
- 
Sir, she'll be discharged today.
 Where will she go?
 
- 
I am here for your work. 
- 
Investors and all that.
 Do you understand?
 
- 
Sir, you can stay for a
 week instead of five days
 
- 
I'll see to everything here 
- 
Good, use your brains. 
- 
Okay sir. 
- 
Vishy K? I knew him. He
 used to come to the club...
 
- 
...with his boys 
- 
The first time I saw
 him with you I thought...
 
- 
...he must've changed 
- 
You must come on the
 25th and 26th. No excuses
 
- 
Why on the 25th and 26th? 
- 
My wedding card. 
- 
Did you know the
 market price is 75 rupees?
 
- 
He sold it to me for 45 rupees 
- 
Congratulations! 
- 
Thank you. 
- 
Should I do the ding-dong?
 - Ding-dong?
 
- 
So you get yourjob 
- 
Ms Rinku, the boss please 
- 
Greetings, sir 
- 
Sir, has your wife
 come out of the coma?
 
- 
I have one question 
- 
How long have I worked for you? 
- 
Have I ever asked a favour of you? 
- 
There's a girl, Shruti.
 She's come for an interview
 
- 
Give her the job 
- 
She is more qualified
 than the job requires
 
- 
Shruti?
 - Ghose
 
- 
Shruti Ghose.
 - Ghose.
 
- 
Yes, sir. 
- 
I think you'll get the job 
- 
Thank you. 
- 
So you found the
 girl at Shaadi.com or...
 
- 
No. My mother's been
 looking for a girl for me
 
- 
5 ft 4. Fair. Four-figure salary.
 Convent educated
 
- 
And she has a good figure 
- 
Mother says she looks like Bipasha 
- 
I haven't seen any
 of Bipasha's movies
 
- 
So I'll watch some of her movies now 
- 
If you don't fall in love
 with her, how can you marry her?
 
- 
Love will follow later 
- 
If it doesn't, then what? 
- 
Relationships don't
 come with any guarantees
 
- 
You can't take them
 back if they don't work
 
- 
You know. We might fall in love. 
- 
I'll take a chance. If you try,
 everything is possible
 
- 
Everything will be
 all right. Don't worry
 
- 
Relax. Relax. 
- 
The flat belongs to me 
- 
I'll call the doctor 
- 
Hello. Yes, sir. She has
 regained consciousness
 
- 
Yes. One minute. 
- 
The boss is on the line 
- 
I don't want to talk to him 
- 
He tried to...
 - I don't want to talk to him
 
- 
He is worried.
 - I don't want to talk to him
 
- 
I hate him. I don't
 want to talk to him
 
- 
Tell him it's over. I hate him. 
- 
Relax. Calm down. Relax. 
- 
Boss, you heard her 
- 
Yes. I heard. 
- 
Keep me informed
 - Yes, sir.
 
- 
What about the investors? 
- 
I've met them. I
 need to see them again
 
- 
Okay, sir. Why not finish
 everything before returning?
 
- 
I'll handle things here 
- 
Okay sir, bye-bye. 
- 
You must be thinking I'm bad 
- 
Having an affair with
 my boss. A married man
 
- 
I was thinking how money
 makes us dance to its tune
 
- 
If money was everything then... 
- 
I wouldn't have tried to kill myself 
- 
Driver, left here 
- 
Go straight. Stay at
 my flat for a few days
 
- 
My roommate will be worried 
- 
If she finds out then... 
- 
...he'll be in trouble at home 
- 
Everything is over. So
 why cause them trouble?
 
- 
He was upset. He was
 crying on the phone
 
- 
He was crying. He was like
 completely broken down. Believe me.
 
- 
He was so worried.
 He'll be back in a few days
 
- 
I beg you. Try and understand 
- 
Why are you doing
 all this? For a raise?
 
- 
Driver, take that left 
- 
I was born here... in Bombay. 
- 
But after father's
 death we went to Bhillai.
 
- 
When people used to
 eat at the restaurant...
 
- 
...my dad would stand next
 to them and play the violin.
 
- 
My dad had a dream. 
- 
To own a restaurant of his own. 
- 
He built these walls but... 
- 
...did not have
 money to lay the roof.
 
- 
Then one day he died
 on these very steps.
 
- 
I'll be back in a minute. 
- 
You know, Neha? I
 had to make do with...
 
- 
...just one pair of
 trousers in my school.
 
- 
From class seventh to class tenth. 
- 
Every year it
 would get shorter and...
 
- 
...I would question God, why
 are my legs getting longer.
 
- 
I became a tutor, sold newspapers 
- 
I saved every single penny 
- 
I am still saving money 
- 
To build a roof over these walls. 
- 
If money was everything
 then I'd have sold this land...
 
- 
...and bought an
 apartment and a car long ago.
 
- 
Hello. 
- 
Sorry. Have you been
 waiting for a long time?
 
- 
Who, me? 
- 
Weren't you waiting for me?
 - No.
 
- 
Then what are you doing? 
- 
The Republic Day parade is
 going on, I am saluting it.
 
- 
What is this? I have been
 waiting for two weeks for you.
 
- 
If you would not have
 come for two more days...
 
- 
...I would have had to
 start living here. - Sorry.
 
- 
I am hungry shall we
 go and eat something?
 
- 
I am sorry sir, her
 son had left her here...
 
- 
...and only he can take her back. 
- 
By the way in this age you
 should pray to the Lord...
 
- 
...and you are going in
 for a live-in relationship.
 
- 
Her son has called. 
- 
Yes sir, your mother
 is here, talk to her.
 
- 
Hello.
 - Mama, have you gone crazy?
 
- 
Who is this man? 
- 
He must be after your property.
 Did you sign anywhere?
 
- 
Mama, these people are like that. 
- 
They will come make you sign on
 the property papers and then leave.
 
- 
Mama, you should inform us. 
- 
Mama you... 
- 
Hey mister, don't come here again. 
- 
You spoil the atmosphere here.
 - Shut up!
 
- 
Please. Let's go, Amol. 
- 
Neha! Neha! 
- 
Brother-in-law, I am Shruti.
 Am I disturbing you?
 
- 
Just a minute. 
- 
Excuse me... Yes, tell me. 
- 
Neha has not come home
 for the past two days.
 
- 
I'd called her office,
 but she is not there.
 
- 
Even her cell phone is switched off. 
- 
I was wondering... do
 you know anything?
 
- 
No... I am in Bangalore
 for the past two days.
 
- 
Oh!
 - Don't worry. She'll be back.
 
- 
She must have gone with
 her boyfriend somewhere.
 
- 
Boyfriend? Who? 
- 
There is a guy called Rahul. 
- 
Rahul?
 - He is her colleague.
 
- 
In fact, he has also
 taken leave for 3-4 days.
 
- 
They must be together.
 They will come back soon.
 
- 
Okay, brother-in-law. Thanks.
 - Okay. Bye.
 
- 
Where are we? 
- 
The house belongs to a friend.
 I borrowed his bike
 
- 
I came here to return it 
- 
Do you want to come in
 for a cup of coffee?
 
- 
Don't worry, no one is at home 
- 
Sorry, the house is in a mess. 
- 
He lives alone 
- 
He is also very lazy 
- 
I will make coffee. 
- 
There's no milk. Is black coffee ok? 
- 
Akash, I should leave
 or I'll miss my train
 
- 
I'll drop you there 
- 
It's okay. I'll go 
- 
Are you sure?
 - It's okay. Thank you
 
- 
Who is it? 
- 
It's ok. It's the owner of the
 house Don't worry. Just relax.
 
- 
Just relax 
- 
Akash. Don't open the door. 
- 
Just relax.
 - Akash, open the door.
 
- 
No! Please. Please
 hide me somewhere.
 
- 
Where were you? I
 knocked at the door for ages
 
- 
Actually I fell asleep. 
- 
Did you bring someone here? 
- 
Everything is cancelled 
- 
What's this? A bag? 
- 
Oh, no!
 - Did you bring anyone home?
 
- 
We were on our way back
 from the rehearsals...
 
- 
Is there someone here? 
- 
Akash, it's wrong. Let go of me 
- 
Nothing will go wrong 
- 
I have a family and a husband 
- 
You're someone too, aren't you? 
- 
This is wrong. I'm sorry 
- 
I'm stooping too low.
 I feel like a slut
 
- 
Taxi! 
- 
Listen. I love you. You
 love me too and you know it
 
- 
Shikha.
 - Its over
 
- 
Shikha, wait! Don't leave me 
- 
Rahul?
 - Is Neha here?
 
- 
Shruti, is that you? 
- 
Neha? How irresponsible! 
- 
You should've at least called 
- 
Didn't you think I'd
 be worried about you?
 
- 
Take the medicine on time 
- 
Medicine? 
- 
Please give her the medicine 
- 
What's happened to her? 
- 
Nothing. A slight fever 
- 
Slight fever! She had a
 narrow escape. She nearly died
 
- 
She drank a full bottle of phenyl 
- 
What? Have you gone crazy? 
- 
What's wrong with you?
 - Shruti, let me explain to you.
 
- 
Come on, come home right now.
 Let's get away from this place
 
- 
lt'll take her a
 few days to get well
 
- 
She'll never get well till
 you're a part of her life
 
- 
Shruti...
 - Neha, just shut up! Let's go.
 
- 
You misunderstand things.
 It isn't like that
 
- 
I know perfectly well,
 you won't leave her alone
 
- 
Why are you ruining her life? 
- 
Why don't you listen to me? 
- 
Just a minute, Neha.
 You men are all alike
 
- 
You only know how to hurt 
- 
Cheating on your wife,
 cheating on your girlfriend
 
- 
Listen to what I want to say...
 - Just a minute
 
- 
A woman is not something to
 just seduce. To use and throw away
 
- 
What are you saying? Listen to me 
- 
Shut up! 
- 
Neha, let's go 
- 
Come. 
- 
Sit down quietly. I'll call a taxi 
- 
Neha, are you all right?
 What is this foolishness?
 
- 
So what if I scolded you
 a little? You all right?
 
- 
What 
- 
Hey, Rucha! 
- 
Papa, ever since Mummy came home... 
- 
...she has been crying.
 She is crying a lot
 
- 
All right, go to
 your bedroom, I'm coming
 
- 
How is Shruti? 
- 
What she... 
- 
...said to you... 
- 
...is true... 
- 
...for the past two years. 
- 
There is a girl in my life... 
- 
It isn't an emotional tie 
- 
It's a mistake. 
- 
It's a mistake. 
- 
Can't we start a new life?
 Can we put this behind us?
 
- 
Shruti hasn't said anything to me 
- 
Well in that case,
 will you forgive me?
 
- 
lf... I said the same thing to you... 
- 
...would you forgive me? 
- 
What is it? 
- 
I didn't go to the
 movies with Shruti.
 
- 
I went with someone else 
- 
I've been seeing him
 for about 5 weeks.
 
- 
I don't know when it started... 
- 
...Ranjit, I made a mistake. 
- 
I'm sorry. 
- 
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 
- 
Ok. 
- 
Have you slept with him?
 - Ranjit.
 
- 
So this was going on
 while I was at work
 
- 
Did he use my bedroom? 
- 
Ranjit, don't say such a thing. 
- 
Is my daughter really mine? 
- 
Come here. 
- 
It's my problem, I can handle it 
- 
Yes, it's your problem you
 handle it. You're angry, aren't you?
 
- 
Who are you angry with? 
- 
Take out your anger on the world... 
- 
...On everyone, on
 the lord, on your fate.
 
- 
Don't keep your
 anger inside. Let it out
 
- 
Let it out 
- 
Shout! Shout! Shout! 
- 
It isn't that easy 
- 
Just once. Go on, scream 
- 
Why don't you try? Scream! 
- 
No 
- 
Relax. Relax your body.
 Relax your legs
 
- 
Now do it 
- 
Ready. One, two, three 
- 
Let it out. Let it all out 
- 
It's all right. 
- 
Your servicing has been done. 
- 
You should always offer
 your throat to your anger.
 
- 
You have to pay a price
 to live in a big city.
 
- 
Sir I understand it could
 create problems at home for you.
 
- 
you don't have to worry about Neha. 
- 
Sir, as it is I love her,
 I will look after her
 
- 
Srikant, take this.
 - Yes, sir.
 
- 
Are you going somewhere? 
- 
Yes, I have left the house. 
- 
Now you don't have worry about Neha. 
- 
She will be permanently with me now. 
- 
Neha... I mean... she must be very
 happy? - Of course she is happy.
 
- 
Is that something to ask? 
- 
And, I have not
 forgotten your promotion.
 
- 
Come. 
- 
Neha, where are
 Rahul's promotion papers?
 
- 
It is here. 
- 
You have to sign at three places. 
- 
And where are the keys
 to sir's cabin. - There.
 
- 
I will just get it. 
- 
I will get it, sit down. 
- 
Congratulations, senior
 operations manager. - Thank you
 
- 
And you will receive good
 news for your dream project.
 
- 
Thank you for everything. 
- 
Congratulations. 
- 
Same to you.
 - Thanks.
 
- 
Is Tiger Balm or Zandu Balm
 good for a sprained ankle?
 
- 
Why? You can manage with anything 
- 
I'm not talking about myself
 It's for my mother, stupid
 
- 
She can't walk 
- 
There's some shopping
 left to do for my wedding
 
- 
I can buy my suit.
 But I have no one...
 
- 
...to shop for my wife 
- 
Can you do me a favour? 
- 
Don't even ask me. 
- 
You're all so selfish.
 Each one of you
 
- 
Monty, Monty.
 - No.
 
- 
Monty.
 - No.
 
- 
Monty.
 - Yes
 
- 
Why are you getting judgmental?
 - Prove me wrong
 
- 
How can I prove you wrong? 
- 
That you aren't selfish 
- 
How's that? 
- 
How, by shopping for my wife. 
- 
Let's go. 
- 
You won't gain weight by it.
 Don't worry. Drink it.
 
- 
By this time
 - the day after tomorrow...
 
- 
...l'll be married. 
- 
The last two days! 
- 
Congratulations. 
- 
Thank you for everything, Shruti. 
- 
Why are you crying? 
- 
Monty, don't cry. What's the matter? 
- 
It's a good thing you're
 getting married, right?
 
- 
Thanks for everything. 
- 
Thank you very much, Shruti 
- 
You're going to get married.
 It is good, isn't it?
 
- 
These are tears ofjoy 
- 
I don't know when I'll see you again 
- 
Why? 
- 
I don't know if my wife will... 
- 
...let me see you 
- 
And if she doesn't, what then? 
- 
Then I'll not see you 
- 
I won't see you either 
- 
What will happen to you?
 Everybody is getting married
 
- 
Where will you go? 
- 
This world is so heartless 
- 
How will you survive alone? 
- 
I have a friend in Lucknow 
- 
They are traditional sweet makers 
- 
They are very successful 
- 
They have a huge sweet shop 
- 
They own a big shop in Lucknow 
- 
Monty, I'm not that desperate 
- 
He knows computers well 
- 
So he wants to marry a modern girl 
- 
You marry him 
- 
No! Your friend
 will be just like you
 
- 
He isn't like me. He is too... 
- 
He'll be like me? What do you mean? 
- 
I mean...
 - You mean. What do you mean?
 
- 
Forget it.
 - No, forget it what?
 
- 
What do you mean he'd be like me? 
- 
You're a little strange 
- 
I don't know. 
- 
Why did you reject me?
 Tell me honestly
 
- 
Why did you reject me? 
- 
Because you were
 looking at the wrong place
 
- 
I didn't like it 
- 
Listen. 
- 
I'm 35 years old.
 But actually I'm 38.
 
- 
I tell everyone I'm 35
 - Really?
 
- 
I'm 35 years old and I
 still haven't touched a woman
 
- 
You're so beautiful. You
 have such a lovely body...
 
- 
You're at it again 
- 
So what's the problem if I looked
 here and there? What's wrong in it?
 
- 
What's so bad about it? 
- 
What is so wrong about it! 
- 
You reject me for that. 
- 
I will hit you with this bottle. 
- 
A fellow I'd like
 would never do such a thing
 
- 
What kind of guy do you like? 
- 
A normal fellow 
- 
What do you mean by normal?
 Am I abnormal?
 
- 
A little caring and
 a little sensitive
 
- 
Am I insensitive? What
 else will he be like?
 
- 
A little sensitive,
 and likes reading
 
- 
Aren't I intelligent? 
- 
Passionate with a sense
 of humor, loving, caring
 
- 
He loves traveling. He
 must be knowledgeable
 
- 
He should be a little creative. 
- 
I have a friend, you know, I
 have a friend - Passionate.
 
- 
A friend who bought
 a car five years ago
 
- 
It's still in the garage.
 Just ask why?
 
- 
Because he's your friend
 - Ask me why. Just ask
 
- 
Why? 
- 
He says when all the traffic
 lights in the city are green...
 
- 
...then he'll drive the
 car out of the garage
 
- 
He is a real fool
 not to drive the car
 
- 
How will he ever know if... 
- 
...the lights have turned green
 - Exactly! Take your car out.
 
- 
Take a chance, baby 
- 
20th April 2004, today I
 got the doctor's report...
 
- 
...it was written,
 just two more years.
 
- 
More than the fear of dying,
 I was afraid...
 
- 
...that I won't not be
 able to die in your arms.
 
- 
We used to say, that we
 can cannot even live...
 
- 
...a moment apart from each other. 
- 
But we spent our entire
 life apart each other.
 
- 
Enough Amol. 
- 
Can't listen to it. 
- 
Even I can't say it anymore. 
- 
Okay, you sleep now. 
- 
Amol, sleep here tonight. 
- 
Amol, 
- 
...will you have some tea? Tea? 
- 
Tea. 
- 
Shivani, Shivani! 
- 
The hospital is just nearing,
 we're almost there.
 
- 
No Shivani, no. 
- 
Why did you stop? What happened? 
- 
There is a traffic jam sir. 
- 
Amol. 
- 
Shivani, no. Shivani, no. 
- 
Shivani. 
- 
I love you. 
- 
Here is the police NOC
 for the post mortem...
 
- 
...and here is the form
 for the death certificate.
 
- 
Take the body from
 here quickly madam...
 
- 
...there is a lost of rush here. 
- 
The past days that I
 have spent with Shivani...
 
- 
...they were the most
 beautiful days of my life.
 
- 
Our entire life could
 have been beautiful...
 
- 
...if 40 years ago, I would
 have listened to my heart...
 
- 
...and not my mind. 
- 
The obsession to
 get something more...
 
- 
The search for someone better... 
- 
In all this, you lose what you have 
- 
The search never ends... time does. 
- 
In the matters
 concerning the heart...
 
- 
...maybe you should
 always listen to the heart.
 
- 
I wish I had listened to my heart. 
- 
Listen, Rahul. There
 is good news for you.
 
- 
Investors are coming from Bangalore. 
- 
Get ready to show them the site. 
- 
And... give me the
 apartment keys and go.
 
- 
What is it?
 - Sir, now you will not get the key.
 
- 
What? 
- 
What do you mean by I
 will not get the key now?
 
- 
Sir, if you take Neha there,
 you'll not get the key.
 
- 
In a second I'll send
 you back to square one.
 
- 
Got it. 
- 
You can forget about
 your dream restaurant.
 
- 
You'll be begging on the streets. 
- 
Do not repeat this mistake. Get out. 
- 
I had asked for the keys to
 your apartment, not to your cabin.
 
- 
I am talking to you. 
- 
What is this? 
- 
My resignation letter.
 - What?
 
- 
Madam, courier. 
- 
'You had forgotten your purse.
 I am returning it.'
 
- 
'Thatjob in Dubai, I have got it.' 
- 
'lt's difficult to find
 success in this city now.'
 
- 
'And without you, there is no
 reason for me to stay in this city.'
 
- 
'My flight is at
 8.30 in the evening.'
 
- 
'I'll wait for you on the
 same bench like every evening.'
 
- 
I know you have responsibilities, 
- 
I want to accept you with them... 
- 
'Please, do come.' 
- 
'Either to stop me or
 to come along with me.'
 
- 
And why have you worn
 white clothes and come?
 
- 
Come on, start dancing. 
- 
I want to say something to you. 
- 
Come on, dance. Should
 I get the song changed?
 
- 
No, Monty, Monty... I have come
 to say something to you. Listen!
 
- 
What?
 - I... I... I like you very much.
 
- 
Thank you! Even I like you. 
- 
You stupid! I mean, I love you! 
- 
What?
 - I love you, Monty!
 
- 
But the trousseau is all ready.
 Why are you saying all this so late?
 
- 
Go to hell! 
- 
Auto. 
- 
Where are we going? 
- 
Sorry I have booked
 a hotel room today.
 
- 
Rahul refused to give the flat keys. 
- 
The nerve of that guy, he said
 if you take Neha to the flat...
 
- 
...then I will not give you the keys. 
- 
Emotional fool. 
- 
I did so much for him he
 forgot all that in an instant.
 
- 
It is his project, and I
 am running around for it.
 
- 
The ungrateful wretch. 
- 
Neha! 
- 
Boss, please move the car. 
- 
What is it? What is it? 
- 
What did I do?
 - Don't argue with me.
 
- 
Get lost. I say get lost. 
- 
Move it. Move it. 
- 
Be careful. 
- 
Are you going somewhere? 
- 
Doctor, I have a request. 
- 
Here's some food for the
 fish and keys to my flat.
 
- 
If it's possible, feed the
 fish till uncle comes back.
 
- 
Does it mean... 
- 
Maybe I won't come back 
- 
Listen. 
- 
What has happened? 
- 
I can't cope with this city 
- 
Rahul, we'll miss you. 
- 
Run for it. Prove your worth. 
- 
Rahul. 
- 
Taxi. Taxi. 
- 
Be careful or else I will fall down. 
- 
Rahul. 
- 
Shruti. 
- 
Rahul. 
- 
Shruti, stop. 
- 
Rahul! 
- 
Baby, first complete
 your homework and then...
 
- 
...cartoon network. 
- 
Mama will be back in a while. 
- 
Bye.
 - Bye.
 
- 
Maggie, lock the door. 
- 
Papa. 
- 
Rahul.
 - Get aside.
 
- 
Rahul. 
- 
Shruti. 
- 
Stop right there. 
- 
At least give me a
 warning before bumping into me.
 
- 
Shruti! 
- 
Monty. You. 
- 
Okay, okay. I know it's the ladies
 compartment. My lady is missing.
 
- 
Shruti!
 - Monty.
 
- 
There she is. 
- 
I will miss you. 
- 
You go start a new life. 
- 
All the best. 
- 
And you are not a loser. 
- 
Thank you for everything. 
- 
Take care. 
- 
Bye.