I cheated on Joshua..

So if you missed my last video,

I filled you in on how I recently

got a boyfriend,

broke up with him,

got another one,

started a new university degree doing

PHILosophy

and that all took place

in my alternative universe Bitlife!

So we’re gonna jump back in with Philly age 18

– can I keep myself alive?

(until a lovely, grand old age)

I think 96 would be good.

So to fill you in, I’ve got Joshua Glasscock

who’s my boyfriend.

He likes me quite a lot,

despite the disappointing bedroom action.

Can we try and do a bit better,

second time lucky?

No!

That’s even worse!

This isn’t everything in a relationship,

but it might not last.

Oh, wait, you spend time with everyone?

That saves so much time.

“You invested in nine of your relationships.

Your stepmom and stepdad refused

to spend time with you”?

Oh my God! F you, stepdad.

I’m gonna insult him.

I called him a maniac.

I’m insulting her as well.

Yeah, take that, blockhead!

Alright- (game character: Ow!)

AH!

She attacked me, what the hell?

“She elbowed my knee and spanked my forearm”?!

(smack) Bad adult son!

Okay, we’re aging up.

Oh, and my mom and stepdad just had a baby boy

named Jayden, my new half brother–

Jayden Rogers.

AW, I’ve got a bro!

Will I be an insightful and protective big brother?

I always wondered what I would've been like,

if it were the other way around.

Probably not.

“He was conceived on a Caribbean cruise,”

they go on so many boujee holidays without me!

Right, let’s make friends with the bay-bae.

Oh, the only thing I could do is recruit him to a cult

(ominous noise)

No, I’m not gonna do that.

Alright, let’s do some extracurricular drama.

AH

NO

I quit it by accident! (sad horn sounds)

I didn't mean to press that!

Let me back in! (sad horn sounds)

They refused to let me back in!

Aw.. frick.

Okay, I’ll do another one.

I'm gonna join the tennis team,

maybe I can be in my Challengers era?

(sad horn sounds again)

Rejected again?!

Zendaya, you’ve already got two men–

okay, somethin’, somethin’s gotta let me in!

The debate team.

I’m gonna be a yapper.

Yes! Okay, right, what can I do now that I’m an adult?

Ooh, play the lottery. Come on.

Let’s get one ticket.

I did not win.

Oh :( great :,(

Hit up the casino, just havin’ a gambling moment.

I’m gonna go to “Peak Resort”.

uh??

I’m not paying 600 quid?!