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3 Transformers Moments | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

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    Megatron is destroyed.
    The world is safe.
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    Jazz, my friend, we will
    never forget you.
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    What's the sitches bitches?!
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    Jazz, we thought you were dead!
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    Torn in half, that's all!
    We're robots, man.
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    Just solder my ass
    back together!
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    Sadly, you died in
    glorious battle.
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    No, it's just a minor setback.
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    Wait, I can still transform!
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    Hold on, I'm coming!
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    Oww!
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    Oh, you're too fast!
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    Haha wow!
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    Wait for me fellas!
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    Oh no!
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    Oh my God!
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    (moaning)
    Oh yeah...
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    (static noise)
    Where the hell am I?
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    Vibratron to Prime.
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    The Decepticons must
    have captured me.
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    I don't know where I am but
    I'll increase vibration.
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    (moaning)
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    This is the spot!
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    The Decepticons are
    using the dam below
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    to stockpile energon cubes.
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    Megatron must be stopped!
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    Autobots, transform and roll--
    oh, hold on a second.
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    (fluid noises)
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    (flushing)
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    -Are you okay?
    -Let's get 'em!
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    (laser sounds)
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    (metal clanking)
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    I got the hell out of that guy.
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    (whipping)
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    Good job, everyone.
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    Megatron was defeated
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    with only 50 humans killed
    in the crossfire.
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    -A new record!
    -Hurray!
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    Hey Prowl.
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    Have you noticed
    how often Prime
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    needs to drain the
    lizard nowadays?
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    Yeah.
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    He must be French
    because he's a-peein'.
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    Hahaha!
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    I think that joke goes,
    "You're a-peein'."
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    Haha! But, I'm not.
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    Ugh. Such a retardacon.
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    (fluid noises)
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    Uh-oh.
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    I didn't think going to the
    bathroom so often was a problem.
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    But just today, I saw
    blood in my urine!
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    Eww!
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    Well I'd better have a look.
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    Ow! Ohh.
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    Using the whole fist, doc?
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    It's what I feared.
    Prostate cancer.
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    And it's advanced.
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    I'm sorry, Prime, but
    you're going to die.
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    (sad music playing)
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    (crying)
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    (sniffling)
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    (crying)
    (flatlining)
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    Hi. I'm Optimus Prime.
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    What you've just seen was a
    dramatization of what you,
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    your friends, and your
    family go through
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    if you don't get regular prostate exams.
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    Now we transformers don't have
    organic internal organs
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    and can't get cancer.
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    But you do.
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    And you can.
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    So get your ass checked
    out before it's too late!
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    This has been a message from
    the [???] Medical Association.
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3 Transformers Moments | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:51

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