Answering SPICY questions I would usually avoid!

Hello, welcome to potentially the spiciest
video on this channel.

Well I thought that, I asked you guys to
ask me anything,

and the first thing I saw is 'how big is
your baguette?' (boing)

I mean I've got a garlic roll in the
fridge, it's sliced into (laughs)

It's sliced into quite a lot of pieces,
read into that as you will (laughs)

but yeah, it's time for some metaphorical
nakedness as I delve

into your juiciest questions. Let's get
sticky.

From the juice of the questions. Bad start

The gay I do have.

Yes I want 9 kids all with fluffy tails,
I'm making a troupe of furries.

(laughs) No! I'm not sure, I dunno,
I think so!

Maybe at some point, definitely not in
the next 10 years.

I mean at this point we're all gonna live
til we're 120 and be half-robots.

I think I'm gonna look at the world when
I'm live 47 and be like,

'Do I wanna bring a little Phil into this'

or, am I happy with my 97 dogs? I guess
we'll see.

That is so specific, ooh Ok! There is 1
celebrity in there.

They hit me up for a sexy conversation
about politics.

Apart from that, um, yeah, nothing spicy.

Err, rude. Once a girl came up to me
actually in a shopping centre

and went, "You really need to die your
eyebrows"

and thats become a bit of a complex for me
but I think I look good!

I like my eyebrows like this! They might
go a bit ginge in the sun,

but that's fine! I don't care! I think I'd
look very severe with black eyebrows.

I guess there's only one way to find out.
Wait, let me find a Sharpie.

Actually, I've got a make-up thing.
Somewhere. Wait.

I've got a professional make-up brow
pencil. It's not doing anything.

Ooh, it is! Ooh, it's doing it! I'm gonna
do this in the mirror so it actually

looks good.

Okay you ready? (laugh and gasp)

There we go (laughs) it does not work!

Maybe I put a bit too much here, wait.

Look at these little wrigglers on my face
I feel like I can have more expression now

No! I'm taking it off.

I do regret that (laughs) I mean I got
paid 50 quid for that so you should know

your worth people! I was young though, and
the idea of doing some random TV advert

did seem funny and chaotic (laughs)
and it was, in retrospect.

So you should take some risks in your life
but generally, read contracts,

Don't sell your soul to the devil, unless
he's hot.

Can I say this? Okay, err, a kind of
boyfriend I had at university,

sent me a text asking me to write his name
on a certain part of my body.

Hey! I don't know where your mind's going.
It could be my earlobe!

Anyway, I did not do that.

Don't wanna shame anyone- (laughs)

If you like people writing on parts of
their body... great!

I mean what- err, err, err. Once a hot guy
at a party was like 'do you want some?'

and in my head, I was like 'his mouth has
been on it and I'll look cool if I do'

then I coughed about 7 times and
embarrassed myself.

So that was super cool and I enjoy thinkin
about it.

Are you trying to just make me sad?

I had a friend, a childhood friend, who
was having a wedding!

and she invited me to it, which was nice.
It's an honour to be invited to a wedding

Ok? I totally forgot to write it in my
calendar, and then I went to VidCon,

didn't go to the wedding, and that really
upset her. Obviously! I mean she'd paid

for food and I was a place at the wedding,
I mean you should really go to one, if you

say you're going to go to a wedding.
Anyway I felt really bad, I was like:

'I'll pay you the money! I'll take you
out for dinner!'

but she blocked me on everything and is
no longer my friend, and I do feel bad.

I don't think it was fully selfish, but I
really should've organised my priorities

and put it in my calendar. I'm really
sorry! If you stumble across this for some

reason, let's be friends.

Okay look I do swear in everyday life,
all the (woof)ing time. No (laughs)

not that much, just a bit. However, I
think originally it was because my parents

and my grandparents watch my videos, and I
never swear around them.

It's like a thing in my family. I don't
know why it's weird.

Families are weird sometimes. So that was
one thing.

Secondly, I like that my videos are kinda
accessible to most people because some

people are offended by swearing. I mean I
will let some slide though like dick

(laughs) I like that my mind just went to
dick.

err bitch. What else will I say on this
channel?

Anything that's not the f word really.Tit!
(laughs)

Oh no, I've empowered myself.

Yeah, we do have outside space! I'm so
excited, I kinda wanna get a rabbit.

(woof) or a flock of goats which I'm sure
the neighbours would love.

Britain kind of tips the scale for me. We
have free healthcare, less guns

we've got loads of our own problems as
well though, I kind just want to move to

New Zealand. Take me with you hobbits.

Once I did throw a spade at him, I didn't
realise spades had a sharp edge.

(laughs) Okay? I thought I could just
throw the spade.

Anyway it hit him in the leg and really
hurt him, and I felt terrible,

and that was almost a murderous situation.
So yeah don't throw spades at your brother

when you're 7.

Okay he had a cool name, what should we
call him?

Sebastian. I met him at university on a
dating app, not Grindr, and

we hit it off! He was much cooler than me.

He worked at Abercrombie, he was a bit
annoying thinking back,

but i was like 'wow you're hot I like you
I love you' which I think is

similar to anyone who is getting into a
relationship for the first time.

But yeah, he came to my university a few
times, we hung out a lot, I was like

'I'm in love with you.' I don't think he
really cared about me that much.

He bought me a plushie robot though which
I was obsessed with. I loved this robot.

and then, two weeks later, he cheated
on me. Big heartbreak for me, I was sad

I cried, I ate a lot of Ben and Jerrys and
then all my uni house mates hosted a

robot burning ceremony for me (laughs)
on my behalf.

I do feel a bit bad that a robot had to be
murdered for my heart to be fixed.

Woah that was a sentence. Well that's how
it goes sometimes!

Umm, probably Scorpio (gasp)

Look, I don't like creepy crawlies with
legs that wanna kill me

also, it's the cool edgy one, so I'm
probably a little bit jealous as well.

Okay, you ready for me to flash some cash?

(laughs) It's inside this room. You are
inside it. It's this camera! (triumph)

I think it was 2 to 3 thousand pounds,
that or the iMac. Ooh!

Or actually, the Japan holiday if you
completely total everything we did

and everywhere we went. It was expensive
but totally worth it.

I was about 7, I found a dictionary, and I
just looked up sex to see what it was

and I think it was very clinical it like
it is the act of putting a penis in a

vagina and i just though why would I
wanna do that?!

Then I closed the book, and went about
with my day.

I don't really search my name into Insta
would that be a bad idea?

I'm gonna do it. Alright. Here we go.

Err why am I tagged in this? (laughs)

That is not me. I do like his swimming
trunks.

Usuallyart that's cute! Don't say you hate
it, it's really nice.

Froggy.phan what? What is this? What
abomination have you created? (laughs)

Okay, I'm getting out, I'm getting out. No

Feet are just like extra hands on peoples
legs, they freak me out a bit,

nothing sexy about that, so we're back on
the ass.

Another ass related question!

If any of you are around for this
conversation, I did say I would do this,

if any brands wanna hit me up, sponsor me
for 3 million pounds,

I'll put your name on my ass, I'll do an
ass spon.

Err, some YouTubers back in the daily vlog
boom were annoying

if I wasn't friends with them, like sure,
if Im friends with you ill be in your vlog

I've agreed to if but if someone started
filming me before even saying hello

it just feels like they're not respecting
my boundaries and making me be content

rather than making me feel content.
(laughs)

It would have been nice to have a Hey Phil
can I film you for this video?

and then start filming, at least. Not be
like 'Hi Phil! What's going on?'

So yeah I'm not holding any grudges about
it, it's just a bit annoying.

I think this'll be hard and that's
something about myself I need to improve

I don't like photos of myself that much.

I find it quite an ordeal to find a
picture that I like and I should just

let it go and not care because I've got
a good face. My face is nice!

Let's do it! Let's give myself a bit of
self love.

That sounds weird. You know what I mean.

Phil, you look nice here, you've got good
hair, your face is nice.

Your eyes are poppin, and generally,
you're a good looking chap.

(record scratch) No, that is irredeemable.

I'm so sorry.

Probably the leather shirt!

I know it was cool and fashionable at some
point, but

I think we were meeting Smosh on the day
that Dan was wearing that and

I was just scared that they would think
he was weird, cause it was a weird shirt.

It did not look good, so sorry Dan,
I'm glad that one went in the bin.

Maybe I accidentally threw it away, I dont
remember.

I mean saying that, look what I was
wearing. Finally, lets do a random one..

no.

I think that's enough for today, it's a
triangle.

So there we go I hope you learnt something
new about me,

and you enjoyed this little adventure, if
you enjoyed it, give me a thumbs up,

I've got like a million questions, so I
could do another one of these,

if it was popular, watch it again if you
want.

You can check out my last video, find out
who my gay crushes are,

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hopefully you are and I will see you soon.
Goodbye!