Eric Andre -- Tubbin' With Tash Episode 3

Hi welcome to Tubbin' With Tash. Tonight's
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Our first guest is a great friend of mine,

you're going to love him
He has a new show and im so excited. Please

give it up for Eric Andre. How ya doin? Good.
Your show is silly, I love it but like you

also have real
acting chops, like you're a really good actor.

Take me through your process.
It's funny people say comedy Is tragedy

plus time and I can relate to that you know
what I mean? Like, I just get up every

morning and do a little acting exercise. acting
is about core strengthening

that's what you got, you gotta do Pilates
you gotta get a TRX man

as soon as you move out here you gotta -- this
is a little warm up I do

and I close my eyes and I imagine
the scene. Then I hit the stage

and I explode
By the way I didn't know you were gonna get

naked. Someones getting naked? Yeah! Haha.
So Eric, what kind of girls do you like? Big,

fat ones.
You like bellies. I like to hold all six of

her tits.
It's like a dog.

Eric, what traumatic event in your childhood
led to this

situation that is you? I was raped by Rufus
Wainwright. Really?

The singer? Is he the son or the dad? He's
the son.

That wasn't in your childhood. No. That was
a couple weeks ago.

So Eric, I wanted to apologize for not accepting
you on Last Comic Standing.

I was judge and I didn't let you go to the
next round.

Could you imagine if I had the career Dat
Phan

is having right now?
Could you cut me out saying

Dat Phans name wrong? Oh yeah totally.
It was fine I just like,

I cant believe you would do that to me. Piggy
enough! I let you get into the hot tub.

Stop
coming on the guests. Yeah? You're trisexual--you'll

try anything?
Hahahah

Why are you being so aggressive towards me?
I'm not blind. Yeah, alright, see you later.

You're the only girl in the world for me.
You have to stop flirting with other people.

It makes me vulnerable. I cant be vulnerable
on my show. Please just

let me say sorry. Gimme a kiss. I promise
I wont do it again

do you promise?
I promise. Close your eyes.

Thanks for watching Tubbin with Tash.
What are you wearing, Chels?

Several garbage bags taped together with duct
tape. Why do you have garbage bags on?

Ok well I do have diarrhea. Jenny you
said you like to talk a lot yes. sorry I was

just thinking.
About what? Hahah