テラスハウス アロハ ステート 山チャンネル Vol.36「あえてシェリーのベッドで…」

-In the mirror!
-Look at the mirror!

He's caressing her back!

Is that his stick?

I feel so bad for them.

Taishi just got started.

Translated and subbed by
Teni (tapdancingpimp)

Ryota Yamasato here with
Terrace House Yama Channel.

This is the 36th installment.

Well...

Here we are.
The last episode of Aloha State.

The fact that you were able to watch it

means that it was safe to broadcast.

Very good.

How can I put it?

It's like future-me sent a letter
to me on my deathbed.

Forgive me for jumping into it.

The final episode was unbelievable.

Those who have seen it probably wondered:
"Is this safe to watch?"

Those who haven't watched it,
It's "not safe for work."

It was almost rated NC-17.

That's how hot it was.

Taishi and Chikako...

Once they became official,

they couldn't keep
their hands off each other.

When Chikako was cooking

Taishi was behind her, hugging her,

kissing the side of her head,

smelling her hair.

He was all over her.

Does this really happen?

If she said, "Stop it."
He would've said,

"I like doing this when you're cooking."

Would you say that
in front of Martha Stewart?

You'd get hit with a pot!

They're holding back
because of the housemates.

Once they became a couple

they're dealing with excess sensuality

A hook-up should have happened, but

they have housemates, so it hasn't.

But Taishi and Chikako
can't keep their hands off each other

so the housemates came up with a plan.

The 4 of them will let Taishi and Chikako
spend one day together.

Chikako feels sad.
"Don't say those kinds of things!"

Meanwhile, Taishi is next to her,
"One day with Chikako..."

He quickly accepted it!

He's pumped up!

He's totally pumped up and ready to go.

"All of you can leave now!"

Taishi's face is like when your friend
got a porn video and called you over.

"Mom, I'm going to so-and-so's house!"

"Sure, honey."

"Mom, I'll be right back."
That's what Taishi's face looked like.

I wrote a fake title on the video.

Then my brother found it

played it during dinner.
That was hell.

It wasn't the greatest idea.

Anyway, we saw previous
Terrace House members.

Yususke- I'm such a fan.

Yusuke was at Eric's store.

He played at Fuji Rock. Fuji Rock!
And yet...he's still a virgin. How?

He played the ukelele for Eric.

Eric listened.

Have you ever seen such a lifeless scene?

Two men, in search of love,

the virgin and the rejected,

in a coffee shop,

fiddling with the ukulele.

I've never seen anything so pathetic!

I swear...

They've earned a place in my heart.

Then we see Yuya and Avian.

Things are fine.

Avian suddenly starts promoting her brand.

We get the lastest information.

Then we see Guy and Niki.

Looks like they're going strong.

Niki's popularity is rising in Japan.

She's even been in commericals.

They gave us that memorable kissing scene.

A man who shared such a passionate moment,

how does he feel about those commercials?

The woman you kissed so passionately-

she's attractive, she's on TV,
in magazines and commercials

I wonder how Guy feels?

Wait....

You get off on those commercials, right?

I mean every man is different

but watching footage like that
is exciting.

On a different TV show,

I was sexually provoked
by some porn stars.

This happened with 3 actresses.

On the way home I stopped by a sex shop.

I came 10 times for each girl.
That's 30 times!

Let's get back to our episode recap.

Everyone has left the house.

It's the last night at Terrace House.

Taishi is over the moon.

How will he spend
his last night with Chikako?

They're drinking.

Their night has already started.

The way they drink beer is like foreplay.

You can imagine how the sex will be.

It's quite erotic the way they are,

drinking quietly,

plotting,

"Where should we do it? Where?"

"How about the kitchen?"

Please God let them do it in Cheri's bed!

That would be Taishi's revenge.

"I should cum on Cheri's bed."

There they are,

making out on the balcony.

Then into the room where
they waited for so long.

In the next scene,

they're in the playroom.

Did you catch this scene in the playroom?

They're getting it on.

Taishi's caressing Chikako.

Even the way the sheets moved was erotic!

And all this kissing is going on.

Then, just as the lights go out,

I'm sure you all were cheering,

but you have to be quiet for this scene.

You need good ears to catch this part.

Listen to this sound.

It's unbelievable.

[makes kissing noise]

That sound- I didn't know what it was.

Then I thought about it.

I'm pretty sure

I had to check my ears, but

I think it was Chikako taking the condom.

[imitates ending theme]

That's how it went.

Taishi held off for so long.

He was waiting for this moment.

I think he was so prepared for it,
they did all kinds of weird things.

Let me share a story.
We don't have a lot of time, but

let me tell you a story
about my friend Suehiro.

This is about his first kiss.

It was his first time.

He heard that you should
tease the girl a bit.

He decided to lick his way to her mouth

and then kiss.

This should be done at a pace.

And he decided to really tease her.

So Suehiro, the girl is sleeping

he starts licking the wall!

That's my favorite part- he licks the wall!

He's licking the wall all the way down,

making his way to the floor,
then he licked her feet.

I just remembered this story.
I wonder if that was the noise.

What was that noise?

What did they do that night?

Then after that,
they talk about who's coming.

It's not appropriate.

"Are you coming?"

"Did you come?"

It's inappropriate
to talk about this in the morning.

"Are you coming?"

"Let's come together."

"Can I come here?"

This sort of conversation.

And thus ends the Hawaii
edition of Terrace House.

But, don't worry!

We see, "See you at Next Terrace House."

There will be a new season, but where?

What kind of housemates?
What drama awaits us?

You can't believe how excited I am.

Thank you for joining me on this journey.

We've seen a lot on Terrace House.

It's unscripted.

Or so we were told.

Can I be honest
since its the last episode?

Everything that I have said is scripted.

Nothing I've said is mine.

I feel content seeing you in love.

I'm looking forward to our next time.

I'm completely full of it, but thank you.
Good night.