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KOGEL MOGEL cały film

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    Kate!
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    Kate what happened?
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    Kate!
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    Kate, say something !
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    What happened?
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    Bring some water !
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    Next Mr Roman Ziemianski
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    I can't!
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    Let me just say that the best thing would be to slap her in her mouth
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    In the mouth? Me? I don't even know her
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    Maybe you Professor should try?
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    It would be infra dig for me to do it
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    I don't beat women anyways
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    Maybe you?
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    Please punch her! Come on
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    And what was the point of being so stressed?
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    You passed with flying colours
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    Really
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    Really, really
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    And now let's come back into the examination shall we
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    After what has happened here?
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    Willingly?
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    Never!
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    Punch her?
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    No
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    Uncle Jozek
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    Aunt Zoska
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    Paternal uncle Mietek
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    Mietek's wife
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    Don't count her in, she won't
    drink more than quarter of vodka
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    but Mietek will, It is better to have more rather than to run out of it
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    Maryśka
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    Zenek
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    Granns Maliszewska
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    Don't count her in too, she doesn't drink
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    Why, is she ill or what?
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    No, she only drinks sweet drinks. Bring the grain alcohol.
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    I will have to mix it with eggs, you know , cock-up
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    Ah, there was the grain alcohol, I was scared it wasn't there
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    Let's keep on countin'!
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    Kate Kate!
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    You've been waiting, huh?
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    Be careful with that woman !
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    Zenuś! Zenek!
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    What happened woman? Is there a fire?
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    Worse, Kate is back from Warsaw
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    Why you make so big deal about it?
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    She went, so now she came back
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    If she hadn't come back, then we would have a problem
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    All the children are stalking her
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    What a good hand for children she has !
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    It seems only fitting when next year she will have her own
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    Zenuś, but what will she say?
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    What is there to say? She will be happy.
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    She won't find a better lad nearby.
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    22, 23...What the heck? What is this?!
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    It's żytnia, from Pewex. it is not a fake is it?
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    Where is the vodka?
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    Hello, I am back
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    Hello
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    Where is vodka?
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    What happened?
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    I am asking, where is vodka?!
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    Something happened to dad has it?
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    Maybe I'll go inside
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    You won't go anywhere until we figure out where is vodka
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    How long has he been like this, mom?
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    In the suitcase there were 25 bottles, 3 are missing !
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    So why won't you take 3 from the table and put it in the suitcase?then the calculus will be ok
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    See, you have angered your father!
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    You know he is very sensible when it comes to his calculus
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    There were 34 in the folding couch and 25 in the suitcase
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    So it is still uneven cause it is 59 altogether
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    There were 60 but I gave one to the inseminator
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    So still 2 are missing !
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    So all of those won't be enough.
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    You could inebriate a whole herd of elephants with these.
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    How can you say that daughter? Nobody is drinking for pleasure here. Only if there is a necessity.
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    You know vodka is detrimental for health.
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    So you think that we would just drink for no reason and ruin our health?
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    So what is the cause?
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    you are
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    I am ?
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    It's all for your engagement
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    Engagement? My engagement?
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    with whom?
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    I think you will be happy once I tell you
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    Tell her, Zenuś !
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    Do you think that I would go for all of this just for anyone?
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    with Staszek Kolasa
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    with Staszek?
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    Kolasa?
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    See, I told you she would not believe
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    There will be no guests, there will be no engagament
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    Do you understand?! No!
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    Lock her up upstairs woman! She has lost her mind
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    Must be from happiness!
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    I don't want! Mom!
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    One is still missing, To be assured, another box will have to be bought
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    Let me out! Open this door! Immediately! Mother!
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    We will have to feed her
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    I won't starve her, maybe she will come to her senses
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    Let me out !!!
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    I'm an adult!!!
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    Maybe you are an adult, but with brain of a child
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    And because you are an adult, you can get married, only you need to be happy
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    I don't want to !
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    Zenek, if she really don't want to then what will we do?
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    You gave a promise to Kolasa, family is already invited. What a shame it would be!
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    Don't even say it! It won't happen. There will be a wedding, period.
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    Oh no..you've gotta be kidding me
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    Mother of God! Zenek! It's Staszek Kolasa
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    So what? A normal thing, man visiting a wife-to-be
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    And because of that I am not getting my dinner?!
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    Give me this!
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    but what will we say to him?
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    You keep quiet and say nothing. I will do the talking
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    It is all about being cultured
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    who the hell?
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    Good morning,
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    Good morning
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    Is Kate home?
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    Didn't you hear?
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    She's a bit tired
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    Did she get food?
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    Did she eat?
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    So what did she do?
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    What, did you ate your tongue?
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    What did she do with the food?
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    Talk for Christ's sake!
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    You forbade me from talking
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    See how obedient she is?
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    You can talk for now
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    She threw it out the window
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    Apparently she's not hungry
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    Please have a seat, Mr Kolasa.
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    I'm only for a moment
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    I thought you came here to propose, with the suit and all
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    Yea but before that I would like to know what Kate thinks about all of this?
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    How to say it nicely...
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    Zenek, cultured, remember!
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    So..I will tell it like they do on television. For the bime being...she acknowledged it
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    So what will you say Mr?
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    She was so happy that we had to lock her up upstairs
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    She doesn't want to get married, period.
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    Zenek, you were supposed to be cultured!
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    Be quiet woman!
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    I am polite! If I told him that she doesn't want to marry him then I would be impolite! but she doesnt want to get married at all !
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    Now we need to convince her
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    If you like, go upstairs and do that
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    Upstairs?
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    I'm telling yoiu, upstairs
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    You mean, there?
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    There,. there, Don't you understand polish or what?
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    I don't think it will work
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    Why is that?
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    Because she...I mean Kate.. whe went from upstairs...there..through window
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    She's gone
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    What do you mean gone?
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    She escaped!
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    Oh I will ... her
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    Zenek, cultured, remember?!
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    Warsaw on the line
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    Warsaw!, cabin 1
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    Halo...Is this dean's office? Yes? Miss, I took an admission exam, for 1st year. I would like to know..Halo?
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    Yes, I hear you, what do you want?
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    Are the lists of admitted students already available? My surname Solska
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    Katarzyna Solska...I would like to know
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    If you still didn't get the letter please wait.
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    but I am in a situation where I can't wait, I need to know now
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    Please tell me if I got admitted
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    Unfortunately no
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    Halo?
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    Halo, do you hear me?
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    Unfortunately I cannot tell you because the lists are displayed in front of the building
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    I see the guests are here
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    yes
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    I would like to officially..ymm I mean in this official...with all regard...Express a demand..I don't want to !
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    Father, your pant's are falling !
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    Speaking of this demand..
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    Go to hell with your demands..You see that she escaped again
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    But see how obedient she is, she even locked herself in
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    She did cause she's scared
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    Where has she been huh? What is she up to?
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    Don't you move! We need to have a serious conversation.
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    What do you want from me woman?!
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    Let me in Zenuś..I cannot come in
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    Like you are needed
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    I would like to supervise
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    You're always so prone to violence
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    Me and violence you say?
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    Of cause if she deserved it then she can get a beating but prone to violence?
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    Be quiet woman!
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    and you too !
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    I wasn't planning to talk
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    Very well ! Cause I have plenty to say, you just listen
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    There is a necessity
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    Do you get it?
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    Necessity, period.
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    What necessity r u talking about
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    Necessity is for you to get married
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    I don't feel this necessity
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    I feel the necessity to keep on studying
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    But farming feels the necessity!
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    So why farming go and marry Kolasa then?
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    Zenuś please, don't be aggresive
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    You are right woman, there will be time for agression
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    What, are you threatening me?
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    I am not a stupid bimbo, who will get fooled into getting married.
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    Maybe you are not stupid, but brain, is what you are lacking!
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    Us sending you to school was our demise.
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    You shouldn't have done it then, and now not allowing me to go to college
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    please understand, situation has changed
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    Nothing has changed
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    Nothing changed, nothing changed, I will tell you what changed, Dasiu is getting married.
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    So what, you want to get everyone married-up, wholesale style?
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    Jesus have mercy or I will..
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    Why are you gripping me woman,
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    You...you undretsand nothing
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    Dasiu is getting married
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    Good that he does, they were engaged with Grazyna for 3 years now
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    I am amazed why it took them so long
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    but he's not getting married with her! with other woman
Title:
KOGEL MOGEL cały film
Description:

FILM PO REKONSTRUKCJI CYFROWEJ.
Reżyser: Roman Załuski
Muzyka: Seweryn Krajewski
Rok produkcji: 1988 r.
Obsada: Grażyna Błęcka-Kolska, Ewa Kasprzyk, Zdzisław Wardejn, Jerzy Turek, Dariusz Siatkowski
Opis: Po emocjach związanych z egzaminami wstępnymi na wydział pedagogiki, Katarzyna Solska wraca do rodzinnej wsi. I tu czeka ją niespodzianka - rodzina bez jej wiedzy rozpoczęła przygotowania do zaręczyn z bogatym sąsiadem Kolasą. Dziewczyna wpada w rozpacz, próbuje się sprzeciwić decyzji rodziców, ale zostaje zamknięta w swoim pokoju. W dniu wizyty narzeczonego ucieka przez okno i z poczty dzwoni na uczelnię. Otrzymuje mylną informację i jest przekonana, że nie została przyjęta na studia. Zrezygnowana wraca do domu i zgadza się na ślub. Tymczasem w przeddzień wesela listonosz przynosi zawiadomienie o przyjęciu na uniwersytet.

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Video Language:
Polish
Duration:
01:40:46
Hubert Kołaczkowski edited English, British subtitles for KOGEL MOGEL cały film
Hubert Kołaczkowski edited English, British subtitles for KOGEL MOGEL cały film
Hubert Kołaczkowski edited English, British subtitles for KOGEL MOGEL cały film

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