The Office - Kevin new way of speaking (Season 8)

The Office - Kevin Speaks Weirdly (Season 8) Tries to save time by speaking with less words. He has a new way of speaking.

Hey, so this isn't matching up with this

and I'm not sure which one's right.

Can you just hunt down the original for me?

Yes. Me do.

Alright...

Hey Kevin, what were you saying before,

about the paperwork?

Me do now.

Go.

Stop worry.

Kevin, do you feel OK?

Me feel good.

Body strong. Sleep big last night.

Yeah, I think we should get him to the hospital.

Yeah, alright. Kevin, why don't you come with us?

No, no, guys - he's fine.

He's always been like that.

No he hasn't.

I mean, he's gotten worse over the years...

He's making a statement.

It's an ironic comment on our expectations of him.

A funhouse image of our model of Kevin.

You keep think that.

Me mechanic not speak English

but he know what me mean when me say

car no go, and we best friend.

So me think, why waste time say lot word

when few word do trick?

Kevin, I appreciate what you're trying to do.

Thank.

Here, we have a word code.

Same way we have a dress code.

And, what we're talking about is basically

the speech equivalent to just wearing underpants.

Sometimes, words you no need use...

but need need for talk talk.

But save time. More success.

Does it save time though? Because we've been here

for about an hour?

No me fault.

Kevin, at most you're saving a microscopic amount of time.

Many small time make big time.

What are you going to do with all this time?

See world.

Kevin, you can't possibly save enough time

to see the world.

Kevin, are you saying 'See the world' or 'seaworld'?

See/Sea world. Oceans. Fish. Jump. China.

No. See? Right there. That's the problem with your method,

'cause I still don't know if you're saying 'seaworld'

or 'see the world', and it's taking a long time to explain it.

Fine. Fine. I'll talk normally.

When me president, they see.

They see.