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Where The Bears Are - Episode 1 BEAR DOWN

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    Good Morning.
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    I have sleep apnea. That's the only reason I had that mask on.
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    I look completely ridiculous. It's like an overweight Bear thing.
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    it's a nightmare at airports trying to check it.
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    Oh my god!
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    you are fucking gorgeous!
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    Thank you. You are too!
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    So, was last night incredible or what?
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    Oh yeah, it was amazing, it was
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    Excuse me.
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    What was your name again?
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    You know Wood, sometimes you meet somebody and you just know.
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    It happened to me to last night.
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    His name is Todd and he's a bartender at the Eagle.
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    I can't believe we've never met him before.
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    Did you get his number?
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    No. Which is why we've got to be a good back to the Eagle tonight for Meat Rack.
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    Guys!
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    There's a guy in my bed.
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    and I think we had sex! I don't remember.
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    Ooh, is it that creepy performance artist guy
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    with the horrible combover and that orange tan?
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    You two would be totally perfect together.
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    True.
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    Actually, Reggie
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    The guy is amazingly hot!
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    He's unbelievable!
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    God, I'm so hung over. I've got dry mouth.
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    Here, have some juice.
    Thanks.
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    That's a Screwdriver!!!
    Yah, and?
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    And, it's 8 in the morning drunky!!
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    Anyway, his names Todd
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    and he's a bartender at the Eagle.
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    Imagine that.
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    2 guys named Todd, who are both bartenders at the Eagle.
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    No way!
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    No way that you, this, had sex with Hot Toddy from the Eagle.
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    I don't even remember meeting him.
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    I don't know, last night, it's kind of a blur.
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    I know I had a lot to drink.
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    but I remember I was in a really good mood
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    and was just happy that everyone showed up to my party.
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    To Hell with all of you people!
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    Ya, all of you!
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    This party sucks!!
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    Hey Guys! Hey you.
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    Good morning.
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    (coughing)
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    You alright buddie?
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    No, no, no!!
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    This is not happening!
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    I think I'm gonna be sick.
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    Feel better.
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    You want some breakfast?
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    No. Unless I get to eat you up.
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    There is some guy passed out in our bathtub!
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    What does he look like?
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    At least 9 inches!
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    Real inches or internet inches though?
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    Oh, hello.
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    Hey buddy!
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    parties over.
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    (gasps)
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    Wait a minute. Oh my god.
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    That's my roommate.
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    I think he's dead!
Title:
Where The Bears Are - Episode 1 BEAR DOWN
Description:

WATCH THIS SHOW AT http://wherethebearsare.tv/
And follow us at
https://www.facebook.com/WhereTheBearsAre
https://twitter.com/WhereTheBearsR
THIS SERIES IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES!
In the opener, roommates Nelson Dorkoff, Reggie Hatch and Wood Burns (Ben Zook, Rick Copp, Joe Dietl) wake up the morning after a blow out party at their house to find a hot young bear cub in bed with Nelson and a very dead body in their bathtub. Hot Toddy: Ian Parks. J Cub: Julio Tello.
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
04:45
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