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Encode By MaNuDiL @ SilverRG
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Every time we men are blamed that we are liars,
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cheaters and dishonest.
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Whereas the truth is that we poor men...
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...are victims of a very big conspiracy.
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Right from the first lesson in school...
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...we are wrongly taught and lied to.
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We are mis-taught.
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Where we are taught that A stands for apple.
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B for ball.
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C for cat.
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Our eyes open when we come to this great place known as COLLEGE.
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After coming here we find out that...
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A does not stand for Apple but in fact A stands for...
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Similarly, B does not stand for Ball but in fact B stands for...
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And do you know what C stands for? C stands for...
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I am sure they got the point.
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Right?
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So basically, during these last few days of college...
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we want to tell the future generation that, college is a place...
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where we study the real A B C whole heartedly.
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With true dedication and with our full body.
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And we try that after all our efforts and hard work,
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we definitely get an F.
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Applause.
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Go boys, go and practice.
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Come on. Come on.
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Come on. Come on.
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I have done so many experiments in Miss Rose's chemistry class...
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but I repent that I couldn't do any experiment with her.
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Meet...
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Hi Meet...
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Bye Meet.
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Oh crap, Marlo.
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How are you my cheeseballs?
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I miss you, I love you.
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Oh God. This carrom-board Marlow is again following me.
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Poor girl has been following you with her coconut of love since years!
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Just once put your straw and drink from it.
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You idiot She is not a coconut!
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She is a lemon.
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Then have lemon water.
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You both stop your coconut and lemon water!
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There's a fruit salad waiting there for us.
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Let's go.
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You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup
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You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup
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You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup
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The world has reached the Moon
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While you're afraid to even come on the terrace
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The world has reached the Moon
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While you're afraid to even come on the terrace
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Love sustains the world While you're afraid to even express your love
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O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me
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O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me
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O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me
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You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup
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You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup
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Your intoxicating like a Margarita
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Drinking you gives a different kind of high
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Your intoxicating like a Margarita
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Drinking you gives a different kind of high
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You're hot You're like a shot of fun
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Shower your fun on us too
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You're a sweet girl You're like a bottle of neat alcohol
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Give a sip or two to the thirsty
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Open the whisky, pour the soda Who gives a damn about the world
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O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me
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O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me
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O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me
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My heart is getting restless It's getting grilled by your breath
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My heart is getting restless It's getting grilled by your breath
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Today is exhilarating and we're so near to our destination
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Today I am in full mood, My queen!
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You know it So do I... that
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Youth never comes back again
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Tear the pillow, tear the bed sheet Let's rock the bed tonight
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O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me
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O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me
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O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me
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You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup
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You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup
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Today is the last day for ABC...
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and henceforth I will not stand...
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What?
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In this campus.
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But before leaving, I will read her A B C till F.
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Never fear when Hardik is here.
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Why did you hit me?
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Because all crime is a kind of disease..
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...and should be treated as such...
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Mahatma Gandhi...
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It means every crime is a disease and curing it is necessary.
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And now I will cure your disease for the next five years.
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Who are you to cure me?
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Robert Pareira.
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Your new principal.
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I am sorry, sir. I am a good student, sir.
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I am sorry,
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I am sorry, please forgive me.
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I am sorry, please forgive me.
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With such pride you put a cover over her umbrella.
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Now even I want to see
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if you are really telling the truth or fooling that girl.
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No sir.
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This is known as, fine words butter no parsnips.
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Henceforth, if any student...
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...is seen flirting with any female student...
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he will be tied to this tree, naked, just like this boy.
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And where the offence is, let the great axe fall.
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It means,
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when required, punishment needs to be administered for wrongs done.
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Thank God, the new Principal came on our last day here.
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Just think,
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if he was here during our year then what would've happened?
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Yes.
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We escaped.
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Poor students! Their next five years in college will be heck.
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But even after leaving college...
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...our life will still be like college life!
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One big party.
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Drink it, please!
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Take this hand out and put this in your mouth.
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Why are you not drinking?
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I gave you one work and you cannot do that also properly.
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If Pappu is not drinking milk, how is it my mistake?
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Did you shake it properly?
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Yes Mamta, I have shaken it properly.
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Anyways ever since Pappu's birth...
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...I have become an expert in shaking it.
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Give it to me.
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It is so hot!
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Do you want to burn my baby's mouth? no wonder he is not drinking.
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Wait I will cool the milk.
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Yes, go.
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You cannot do anything properly.
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I wish I had used a condom that night.
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Keep quiet! How much will you cry?
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Hello.
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Where are you?
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Ever since you've become a father you are nowhere to be found.
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What can I tell you.
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The day you will become a father...
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you will know the pleasure of having a son.
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Well you are very lucky.
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Anyways are we meeting Prem tonight?
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Yes, we have to pick up Prem from his bank.
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But will you be able to leave office so early?
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Of course I will.
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This is the benefit of having your wife as your boss in the office.
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She is the boss but I rule.
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Bye.
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Where is madam?
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She is in her boss's cabin, as always.
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It is just so...
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It's so hot.
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So cute.
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Sir, it has grown so much since the last time I saw it.
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Have you noticed, it gets so excited seeing you.
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Sir, I wish that I could play with it everyday.
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I just want to swallow it.
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Sir, have a banana.
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Sir, now I understood why madam is more suck cessful than you.
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Naughty! If you like it so much, it could be yours, forever.
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No, Meet will never agree.
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No my lady, you are mistaken.
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He hasn't seen it yet.
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Once he sees it, he will fall in love with it.
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I'm telling you, he just love it.
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What did you do? Have you gone mad?
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You were playing with a dog!
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Yes.
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Oh...f...
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You! I mean you dog...
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Why did you kick me?
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Sir, I...
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Sir, it's your banana's mistake.
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It is my banana's mistake! - Yes.
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You eat bananas and throw their peels all over the place.
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I slipped and you got kicked.
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Why did you enter my cabin?
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I have some urgent work. I have to leave early.
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Is it some official work?
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No, personal.
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One minute. I can't sanction leave for your personal work.
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But baby... - Mr Meet,
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this is an office, not your house.
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Here, I am neither your baby nor your wife. I'm your boss.
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Do you get it?
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Now you can leave. - Out.
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And take this with you.
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Out. - Out.
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Got a banana.
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I don't know what they think of themselves.
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They think I am a slave.
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They won't grant me leave!
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I just want to know if that slacker is in the office or not.
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I hope so.
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He is working.
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He is working, thank God!
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Nice.
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Sex, twice a day.
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You've to write, male or female, not number of times.
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Fill up the form properly. Bloody show off.
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Sext... Next...
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What are you looking at uncle?
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Hands up.
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No one will move from their place.
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You fool, put your hands up.
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Why are you hitting me honey? I am doing it.
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If anyone moves from their place, I will shoot them.
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Take the cash.
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Put all the cash in this bag.
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Hurry up! - Yes.
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Did anyone see who robbed the bank?
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Yes, I have seen. You robbed the bank.
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Is that so?
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Yes.
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Father.
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Did you see who robbed the bank?
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No I haven't seen but my wife has seen everything.
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Is that so? You too have seen everything!
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Thank you sir.
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Problem solved.
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Hurry up! Put all the cash inside.
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Sit straight.
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Don't try to act smart or I will shoot you.
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Hurry up!
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Oh God!
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Who rang the alarm?
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Leave the money. The police will be here. Run!
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Guys, they have gone.
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And we have come.
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Mr. Prem, how are you feeling after stopping this bank robbery?
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I cannot share my feelings with you.
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I have to go.
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Mr. Prem, one more question.
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If you ask me one more question, my feelings will touch the ceiling.
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I have to go.
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But Mr. Prem...
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Prem, what about our boy's night out?
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Forget the boy's night out, I want to go in.
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In?
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I am very happy today.
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What you did today has made the entire Chawla family proud.
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Sit here. That was nothing.
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You will know what you should be truly proud of, today...
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my darling Tulsi. You are looking so juicy.
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Tulsi, I need you in the kitchen.
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I have to go, mom-in-law is calling me to make dal.
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And I have to make rice too for father-in-law.
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Here this Chawla is ready to ride on you
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and you are worried about the rice.
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I am sorry. I will come back immediately.
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No!
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Mom, you take rest. I will do it.
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Okay.
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Come.
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The dal is ready and bread is also ready.
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But now I cannot stay away from you anymore.
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Come to me my chicken, Come to me
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Tulsi, come and teach Chhotu.
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What do you have to teach Chhotu?
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Tomorrow is Chhotu's biology exam.
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His grades were low in the previous test.
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It's the rule of gravity, what goes up must come down.
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Nothing can stay up for long.
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Do you understand?
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I have to go.
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I will come back soon.
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No, no, no.
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You go, I will teach him.
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Thank you.
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Come.
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Come my chicken.
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I'm done teaching him.
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Due to this family, I've forgotten your biology.
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Now it's enough. I don't care who calls, you will not go.
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Because I have a sexy surprise for you.
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Don't go anywhere.
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I will come back right away.
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What is sister-in-law's cat doing here?
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Come Pussy, come here.
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Surprise!
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Oh God!
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Leave me. - Leave him!
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Leave me.
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Help help!
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Leave him.
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No.
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Look at Nanga Gang's horrific act.
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They have terrorized this country!
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The members of this gang enter people's houses.
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They enter their bedroom, take off their clothes...
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and rape the sleeping women throughout the night.
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And disappear in morning.
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For more details about this gang...
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...keep watching this channel on your TV...
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if you care about your sister, daughter and wife.
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Where is my wife?
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Hello.
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Yes Meet, tell me.
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Unnati, where are you?
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I am in my boss's house.
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This is the fifth time in this week
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that you went to your boss's house for a meeting after office hours.
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What is going on?
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What can I do?
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Work is work.
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I will be late.
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Bye.
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Hello...
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She disconnected the call!
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Boss...DK.
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More than a boss he looks like the leader of Nanga gang to me.
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Today I will catch them red-handed.
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What a car!
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He is earning so much!
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He bought a new BMW!
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I wish this BMW was mine.
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My wife is a cheat.
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She is cheating on me.
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You are pouring petrol on my life.
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See what I pour in your car.
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BMW...
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Hello.
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Meet, where are you?
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I am...
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I have good news for you.
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Boss has given me a surprise.
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He is very happy with my work and so,
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he has gifted me a brand new BMW.
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I am coming home in the car We both will go for a long drive.
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Okay, bye.
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BMW!
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Don't cry.
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Everything will be fine.
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Nothing will be fine, dad.
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Don't say that.
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Sir, what do you think? Can we save it?
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We can save it but I don't think that he will be able to stand again.
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She, not he.
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My pussy is a female.
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What did my cat do to you?
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She always let you play with her Pussy.
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If something happens to her pussy...
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I will never forgive you.
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Darling.
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Everyone is concerned about Pussy!
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No one is concerned about what the cat did!
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What are you doing?
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Even the pets are having sex.
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Pappu, don't cry so much.
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Go to sleep.
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What happened to my baby?
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Why are you crying?
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Yeah! I have become taller.
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I am a disco dancer.
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Did Pappu go to sleep?
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Yes.
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Very good.
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I haven't been able to enjoy because of Pappu.
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But tonight, I will enjoy.
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No.
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Aren't you ashamed of talking like this in front of Pappu?
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Was Pappu downloaded from Google?
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Pappu came into this world because of all this.
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I've waited for a long time.
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Please allow me to proceed.
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Please.
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Okay, I will go and freshen up.
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Okay.
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Oh my!
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Who is there?
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Who are you?
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Do I look like Salman Khan?
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I am a thief. I have come here to rob.
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Did you get today's date only?
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Should I have taken an appointment?
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Lower your voice.
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Why? - Pappu will wake up.
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After so long I got some time to be with my wife.
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Get out!
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Shall I wake up Pappu?
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Do one thing. - What?
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Take whatever you want without making any noise.
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Thank you.
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Hurry up.
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Go. - Thank you.
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Listen... - What?
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Take him along with you.
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I am a thief,
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not running an orphanage to take this child along with me.
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We will meet again. All the best.
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Again?
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Baby, I am here.
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Oh God, I missed you so much.
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Tonight, its just going to be the two of us. No one else.
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Oh God, Pappu...
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Pappu, oh God.
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May I come in Doctor?
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Come in.
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Please sit.
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What is your problem?
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Doctor, give me some medicine to avoid pregnancy.
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Pregnancy...
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Take this condom.
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Anyways it is of no use to me.
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Should I have this with milk or water?
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With a banana!
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Have it with a banana.
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Yes, because alone, it is of no use.
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Thank you doctor.
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Have fun.
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I will. Thank you doctor.
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You scared me.
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What are you and Pappu doing here?
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I came here to tell you that there has been a theft in the house.
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I know. - What?
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What?
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How do you know?
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You just told me that there was a theft in the house.
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Let's lodge a complaint with the police.
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Complaint...
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you are concerned about Pappu the whole day!
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If you had taken care of the house and me...
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there wouldn't have been any thefts.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Mr. Amar, I am speaking from Sluts.
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Can we talk later?
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No, you misunderstood me.
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I mean,
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Shri Lalchand University of Technology and Science. SLUTS in short.
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Today the world uses BBM language, so in short form.
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What is it?
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To celebrate our college's 25th anniversary...
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we are organizing a reunion week.
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You and your family are invited to join us in a week-long celebration.
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Wow! That's amazing!
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This means, a week-long opportunity to enjoy college life once again!
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Yes. So are you coming?
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I will definitely come.
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I love SLUTS. - What?
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SLUTS. SLUTS.
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Confirm.
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Baby, I got a call from my college. There is reunion next week.
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We will have lots of fun.
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We will get a break from work and also,
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get to spend time with each other.
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Meet, I am very upset.
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I will kill whoever did this to my car.
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Don't curse him so much.
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If I catch hold of him...
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By the way,
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next week I have to go to Turkey with my boss to attend a meeting.
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A big deal has to be finalized.
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So I can't come.
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What do you mean? Why can't you come?
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Next week Pappu has to get his vaccinations.
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Get it cancelled. We will get it done after two weeks.
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We cannot cancel the appointment.
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Mom has chest congestion from last one week.
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We have got this appointment with great difficulty.
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Have you taken the responsibility of the entire family?
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Brother and sister-in-law are also there.
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Sister-in-law has gone to meet her parents along with pussy.
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And your brother is too busy at work.
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That means her job is more important to her than me!
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Pappu! Pappu! Pappu! I am fed up with Pappu.
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My Tulsi is for everyone except me.
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Her father named her Mamta and she is taking her name too seriously.
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Yes. - Yes.
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Tell me one thing.
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Why do wives forget the Kama sutra after marriage?
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The families are not so joint even in Suraj Barjatya's movies.
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As soon as the day comes to an end,
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heroine indicates the hero to meet her alone.
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But my wife says, I will go and come back right away.
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Have a cashewnut. - Thank you.
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Friends, I have an idea! I have a grand idea!
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Since past six years, we are living like loyal dogs!
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Like loyal husbands. - Same thing.
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We have believed that A stands for apple,
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B stands for ball and C stands for cat.
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We've also agreed that everyone has a heart.
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But our wives have kicked us instead of loving us.
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Now we three will go to the college reunion, and that too alone.
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And again, we will do A B C D whole heartedly...
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so that we get F all day long.
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F - F
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We will have so much fun...
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that the world will be amazed!
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That the world will be amazed! - That the world will be amazed!
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So, SLUTS, here we come.
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Hey guys, are you ready to have fun?
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No. - No.
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We are ready to have great fun.
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What's up guys?
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Long time.
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Hi guys.
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You don't remember my name. - Sorry dear.
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No problem. It happens.
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Let's play a game.
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Okay.
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First my wife...
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...will give you a hint to her name and you have to guess it.
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Then I will give...
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What?
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Hint. - Yes.
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Come on darling, start.
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Okay.
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Should I wear my name or take it of?
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Panty.
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What?
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Diana Panty.
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Her name is Payal.
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Her name is Payal. - Oh Payal.
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Now my turn.
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Shall I give it in the hand or in the mouth?
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Your name was not so vulgar.
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Prasad.
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Oh, Prasad! - Prasad.
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Prasad, Panty... I mean Payal...
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It's time for our flight.
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Come on.
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Excuse me.
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Yeah. - Yeah.
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Excuse me.
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Sorry.
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Excuse me, what is the time?
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Bra panties.
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I mean... 12:35
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Twelve thirty five in english.
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Okay honey. - Yes.
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Oh no.
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Please forgive me sister. - What are you doing?
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Leave me. Someone might see us together.
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Leave me!
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Oh crap!
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Rakhi!
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Disgusting.
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Oh God!
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A veil!
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Shutter down.
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There is no A B or C...
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All are walking around holding their D in their hand.
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Yes.
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Hey, wait.
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Why isn't any girl in our college wearing short dresses?
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Why are the boys behaving
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as though they will be killed if they look at a girl?
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Yes.
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Because if anyone is caught looking at a girl...
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their punishment will be worse than death.
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Look there.
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That means principal Robert is still the principal here.
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Oh crap. - Yes.
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Six years ago, a boy named Hardik had inaugurated this tree.
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The next day he was admitted to the mental asylum.
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I've heard that he is still there.
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You mean, the students are still hanged naked on this tree!
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No.
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Due to the fear of Principal Robert, since last six years...
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no student has tried to break his rule.
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So no student was required to be tied to this tree.
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Since six years this tree has been waiting for its next prey.
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No sir, no, please sir, we made a mistake.
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And where the offence is, let the great axe fall.
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It means,
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when required, punishment needs to be administered for wrongs done.
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No. - No.
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Thank God!
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Is Principal Robert on campus today? - No.
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He has gone to Yorkshire for three days to attend a conference.
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But his loyal soldier is still on-guard.
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Look there.
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What are you doing?
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I'm pulling them out.
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What will happen by pulling out plants?
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Everything is ruined!
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Principal Robert's terror is still ruling over the college.
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Rose mam!
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She is not Rose mam. She is fully clothed.
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She is Rose mam!
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Rose mam...
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Rose mam...
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Hello mam. - Rose mam!
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Hello.
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How are you?
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I am fine.
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Prem, what are you looking at?
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Mam, during our college days,
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there was water flowing from this fountain here.
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Since last six years all the taps of this college have dried up.
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Don't know when there will be drops of water falling all around.
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When everything will be wet again.
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When will it start raining and everything will be upright.
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Prem, let's go to the office and complete the registration.
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Yes mam.
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Don't know about the statue but Prem's tap is now on.
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Wow.
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Did you recognize her? - Who?
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Marlow!
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What are you saying?
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Didn't you see her face? - You were looking at her face!
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Do you remember, during college days...
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Marlow was crazy about you. She wanted you to put...
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your straw in her coconut of love and drink from it.
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Mangoes ripen but here, coconuts have ripened!
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She is sthunning. - Stunning!
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Marlow!
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Hi.
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Meet, I don't believe it. You've changed so much.
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You too have changed so much.
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Oh you noticed.
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Of course! How can I not notice?
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It is said that the great wall of China is...
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the only wonder that can be seen even from space.
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Now two more wonders are added to that list.
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How sweet.
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How are you?
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Fine. - Where is Mrs. Meet?
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She is at home. I came alone.
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Is it hard, being alone?
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Yes it is hard, being alone.
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Do you want to get rid of your loneliness?
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Yes teacher.
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Then report to my private tuitions at 9 o'clock.
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I will wait for you.
-
Yes teacher, yes teacher, yes teacher.
-
I love my teacher, I love my teacher I love my teacher.
-
What are you doing now-a-days?
-
I have two big milk factories.
-
Milk... factories...
-
Yes, if you are free tonight at 9,
-
I will give you a tour of both my factories.
-
And I will give it to you for free.
-
What?
-
Milk. - Milk.
-
Sure, I will surely drink it. I mean, I will surely come.
-
Okay, see you at 9.
-
Bye.
-
See you.
-
Yes!
-
Both of you will get to drive a Ferrari tonight.
-
But I will still have to ride a hand cart.
-
Don't worry. You too will find someone.
-
Yes.
-
Till then, you celebrate our lottery.
-
Let's have a beer.
-
I have beer but don't have an opener.
-
Shall I open it?
-
Give it to me.
-
Take.
-
Take.
-
Give it to me.
-
Can I help you with something else?
-
I am Mary, current student of this college.
-
I have been given the duty to...
-
...make sure you are properly taken care of.
-
Amar...
-
You...
-
I will need your ID card for registration.
-
ID card is in my bag.
-
You take out the ID card. Meanwhile, I will clean the beer.
-
Okay?
-
Okay.
-
It is good that Amar also found a girl.
-
Yes.
-
It is not opening.
-
Just put a little pressure, it will open.
-
Okay.
-
She is totally into him!
-
Go easy. Now slowly take out whatever you want.
-
Okay.
-
Hand...
-
Rope?
-
Are you also seeing what I am seeing?
-
Yes.
-
What is this rope for?
-
For drying washed clothes.
-
So long!
-
Gas chamber!
-
What is this?
-
It's a pesticide.
-
You know how many insects are there in this area?
-
He's right.
-
May you get attacked by them!
-
Umbrella.
-
Why did you take out the umbrella?
-
I had packed it with so much effort.
-
How have you managed to put such big things in such a small place?
-
This is also an art.
-
He is a very big artist.
-
He is not an artist, he is a pervert!
-
Oh my God! A rat!
-
Rat.
-
If you aren't alert,
-
these rats enter anywhere mistaking it as their home.
-
But this is dead.
-
If it enters the wrong place, it will die.
-
Throw it away.
-
Rat.
-
Did you smoke Amar's hookah?
-
Yes. Did you? - Yes.
-
Sir, this is not allowed here.
-
What?
-
If you get caught, the principal... tree...
-
Tree...
-
put it back in.
-
No, no.
-
Put it inside.
-
It is not going inside.
-
Push it in.
-
Sorry sir. Did it hurt?
-
No, I enjoyed it.
-
Is that so? Then enjoy this.
-
I can't find what I'm looking for.
-
Peep inside.
-
Okay.
-
Head in the pot.
-
I got it!
-
I got the ID card.
-
Thank God.
-
Amar keeps his ID card so deep inside?
-
Let's go, I can't watch it anymore.
-
What are you doing tonight?
-
Nothing.
-
Do you want to play a game?
-
Game. I love game.
-
Okay, then see you at 9.
-
Since when did you become so kinky?
-
I'm not kinky.
-
Do you have a backside or a backyard?
-
She was continuously taking things out of your backside.
-
She was taking out things from this bag.
-
Bag!
-
We were going crazy outside.
-
We are not going crazy. The girls here are going crazy.
-
Tonight we will make it rain.
-
We will. - We will.
-
And we will blossom three new flowers.
-
Blossom flowers. - Blossom flowers.
-
What happened?
-
I will change and come back.
-
Darling, when you have to take off your clothes...
-
what is the point in wearing them?
-
I will wear such clothes that you will enjoy taking them off.
-
Come on baby.
-
African instrument.
-
Are you naughty boy?
-
Yes teacher.
-
Should I punish you?
-
Yes please, teacher.
-
Then remove your clothes and stand up on the bed.
-
Yes. Good teacher. I like my teacher.
-
I like my teacher.
-
Tonight, this man will love you with full force.
-
First, put on man force.
-
Of course, how can I forget my force?
-
Use it and enjoy life.
-
Come on.
-
Baby...
-
Are you sure that your parents are not at home?
-
They are not home. That's why...
-
It's perfect... superb...
-
So tell me, who is your daddy?
-
You are my daddy.
-
So tell me, who is your daddy?
-
You are my daddy.
-
So tell me louder. Who is your daddy?
-
You are my daddy.
-
Oh baby...
-
Tonight, shall I take you to the moon or stars?
-
I will be able to decide only after seeing your rocket.
-
You're in the mood I'm in the mood
-
There's fire in your attitude baby
-
You're in the mood I'm in the mood
-
There's fire in your attitude dude
-
Let me invite you as this night is very sexy
-
In this crazy rain Let's wet our hearts
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
On the turning of the heart Leave shyness aside
-
break all the limits and come, my love
-
Don't tease me like this first please me
-
by doing something unique, my love
-
On the turning of the heart Leave shyness aside
-
break all the limits and come, my love
-
Don't tease me like this first please me
-
by doing something unique, my love
-
Lets take a fun filled ride and Let our hearts get satisfied
-
Let the love reach new heights Come, let's bet on it
-
Come on...
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
You're beautiful, you're elegant
-
You're a little mean too, oh my love
-
You're also sly and electrifying
-
You're excellent, oh my love
-
You're beautiful, you're elegant
-
You're a little mean too, oh my love
-
You're also sly and electrifying
-
You're excellent, oh my love
-
You're just like me May this whole world go to heck
-
Let's do tit for tat in love
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
You're in the mood I'm in the mood
-
There's fire in your attitude baby
-
You're in the mood I'm in the mood
-
There's fire in your attitude dude
-
Let me invite you as this night is very sexy
-
In this crazy rain Let's wet our hearts
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Oh crap! My husband has come.
-
Husband! - Oh crap!
-
Oh crap! My brother.
-
Milkman.
-
I don't want milk.
-
Come on baby.
-
No stupid, my brother.
-
Oh god! My dad.
-
Oh baby, this daddy is ever ready.
-
No stupid! My real dad is here.
-
Real dad!
-
Is he your husband? - Yes.
-
Oh crap.
-
Oh crap.
-
What?
-
Why did he have to be your daddy?
-
Couldn't you find someone else?
-
You stupid.
-
Robert is here.
-
She is Robert Pareira's wife!
-
He will strip me naked and kill me.
-
Oh I am already naked.
-
Is he your brother?
-
Yes.
-
Oh crap.
-
I am dead.
-
Oh crap.
-
She turned out to be the daughter of this demon.
-
Oh God!
-
He will kill me.
-
He will hang me on the tree.
-
No, he will put the entire tree up my...
-
Oh God.
-
What are you both doing here?
-
I was going to ask you both the same question.
-
This is teacher Rose's house.
-
What?
-
This is Marlow's house too.
-
This is Mary's house too.
-
It means Rose, Mary and Marlow...
-
are the wife, sister and daughter of Principal Robert.
-
We came here to do A B C...
-
now we will get, D for death...
-
and J for...
-
We were happy at home. Who asked us to have...
-
grand fun?
-
Rose, Mary, Marlow.
-
Rose,
-
why weren't you opening the door?
-
What is this?
-
Sorry darling, I was in deep sleep.
-
Yes dad, me too.
-
Me too, brother.
-
But you were supposed to come after two days?
-
How did you come back today?
-
Why?
-
Do you have a problem with me coming back soon.
-
No dad, not at all.
-
Brother, we are very happy to see you.
-
I have a feeling that all of you are lying to me.
-
A lie can be beautifully dressed...
-
but the truth is always stark naked.
-
Where are your pants?
-
I left it in the room. - Oh crap.
-
So did I. - Oh crap.
-
Who is it?
-
Brother, there is no one there.
-
How is it possible? I just heard some noise.
-
Brother, What you are looking for?
-
There is nothing here.
-
Well, then is it in your room?
-
No Robert.
-
Listen carefully...
-
If you are lying to me then the outcome will be very bad.
-
Darling, you have to trust us.
-
I think there is something...
-
Whom does this pant and t-shirt belong to?
-
What is going on here?
-
I don't know whose clothes are these.
-
I swear on our mother.
-
No control.
-
Now you will also say that you don't know whose clothes are these.
-
Daddy I swear on God, I don't know whose clothes are these.
-
Rose, you too!
-
Nanga gang...
-
Nanga gang!
-
Yes, these are the clothes of the same gang.
-
Yes, she is right.
-
Yes dad, oh my God! That means if you hadn't knocked on the door...
-
then our lives would've been ruined.
-
Run.
-
Who is it?
-
Nanga gang.
-
Nanga gang. You fool...
-
Wait.
-
Who is it?
-
Who is it? Stop...
-
Oh crap. - What happened?
-
I think my husband has come. Run!
-
Run.
-
My pant. - Oh crap! Run!
-
Run. - Let me at least wear my pants.
-
Run.
-
One minute, I'm your husband!
-
Then why are you asking me to run?
-
Tell me.
-
If you are my husband then why are you running out?
-
Actually...
-
Run! Death is coming.
-
Let's catch the first flight home.
-
Our luggage.
-
Forget the luggage or we will be dead.
-
What do you mean?
-
Run!
-
Stop!
-
Let's go. Airport. Go! Go!
-
Hey! Stop.
-
Stop! I say stop! Call police!
-
I haven't done anything and yet I'm in trouble.
-
You too didn't do anything?
-
You mean, all three of us haven't done anything.
-
That means we didn't do anything,
-
yet now we will have to pay the tax under the principals axe.
-
But tax is on income...
-
and in our case there was no in or come.
-
Hope you haven't left anything in your pants?
-
Yes I have left.
-
What? - What?
-
Condom.
-
He didn't mean that.
-
Have you left something like wallet, I card?
-
Nothing.
-
Thank God!
-
What are you listening? Drive faster.
-
Come. Let's go.
-
Oh no.
-
He will kill us.
-
Yes, he has come here with coffins to take our dead bodies.
-
Abraham Lincoln has said...
-
I have always found...
-
mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
-
It means, forgiveness is greater than punishment.
-
But they three hadn't celebrated their honeymoon...
-
in his house, with his family.
-
If they had, he too would've done the same thing that...
-
I am going to do with the three of you.
-
Run!
-
No! No! - Sir, there is some misunderstanding.
-
We don't know your wife, sister and daughter.
-
We don't even know Abraham Lincoln.
-
We don't even know who John Abraham is.
-
Yes.
-
If you are not those three who tried to sleep with my wife, Rose...
-
daughter Mary and, Sister Marlow...
-
then what are you doing at the airport at mid-night?
-
Sir, we are...
-
Sir. Please.
-
Please. We haven't done... - Now go and answer to God.
-
No sir, please forgive us. - We have not done anything.
-
Darling...
-
Hi. - Hi.
-
Yes. We came here to receive our wives.
-
Darling... - Baby...
-
Mamta. - Unnati.
-
Tulsi.
-
Thank God, you came!
-
I've never missed you so much.
-
I would have died without you.
-
If you hadn't reached on time...
-
Don't cry. Now we are safe.
-
Yes.
-
That's so sweet and romantic.
-
Who is he?
-
He is our Principal Robert.
-
Rose's husband.
-
Yes.
-
Mary's father.
-
Marlow's brother.
-
Marlow?
-
Rose? - Mary?
-
No no Rose, Mary and Marlow.
-
Whether its Rose, Mary and Marlow...
-
or Marlow, Rose, Mary...
-
How does it make a difference?
-
It's all the same.
-
Right?
-
But one second, we came here to give you a surprise.
-
Then how did you all know that we were coming here today?
-
How did you know that they were coming?
-
Sir...
-
It's my mistake.
-
How?
-
Didn't you find out from the credit card company?
-
I booked our tickets from there.
-
How else could we have known?
-
So smart.
-
Let's go. It's too late...
-
and we are very screwed.
-
Not very screwed... very tired.
-
Let's go.
-
Good night sir.
-
Move. Good night.
-
Let's go.
-
Oh God.
-
I left Pappu with my parents.
-
So that there is no need of heating milk or shaking it.
-
Nor to put Pappu to sleep.
-
Tonight, I will play with my husband throughout the night.
-
Why do you have to tie me up?
-
I have to. I have seen it on the net.
-
Let us try something new.
-
I'll be back.
-
The train does not have to leave early tonight
-
as we have the entire night.
-
I too will board this train. I too have bought a ticket.
-
Tell the station master to blow the whistle and wave his flag.
-
Shall I give the signal?
-
What happened? - What happened?
-
Nothing. Nothing is going to happen.
-
Due to engine overload the train has broken down.
-
It is difficult for it to even stand on the platform.
-
Let's sleep.
-
No.
-
Good night. - No.
-
Sleep a little away.
-
Darling, aren't you tired?
-
Tonight, I am not in the mood of getting tired...
-
I am in the mood of tiring you.
-
Darling...
-
All is well.
-
Darling, Except this spring, nothing is going to jump up tonight.
-
Let's sleep.
-
Good night.
-
You stupid crow, what are you doing here?
-
Don't sit on me.
-
Why you are sitting on me?
-
Go away.
-
Don't come up.
-
Go away.
-
You fool!
-
Don't damage my equipment.
-
Mom, dad, uncle and neighbours...
-
What happened, Meet What did the crow do?
-
Are you hurt?
-
I'm badly hurt.
-
In the war between a crow and a parrot, the crow always wins.
-
Amar Saxena...
-
Prem Chawla...
-
Meet Mehta... - What...
-
Report to my office, immediately.
-
Meet, why are you walking like this?
-
Don't ask. That crow broke my eggs.
-
We can discuss about your eggs later. First, let's meet the principal.
-
Why has he called us early in the morning?
-
Yes...
-
I hope there isn't a new problem.
-
Come.
-
You can't go like this.
-
Put on your clothes.
-
Okay.
-
Go quickly.
-
Today something has happened...
-
that hasn't happened in last six years.
-
For the first time, in six years three flowers have bloomed here.
-
Look at this.
-
When we did not pour any water...
-
how did these flowers bloom?
-
Yes.
-
Henry David Thoreau had said...
-
"truth and roses have thorns about them."
-
It means, truth and flowers, both are filled with thorns.
-
And these thorns will prick me until...
-
I find those three gardeners...
-
who watered these three buds.
-
Now there is only one solution for my frustration.
-
Ask me what?
-
Meditation?
-
Medication?
-
Masturbation?
-
No.
-
Castration.
-
I swear on my first wife and Mary's late mother, Laura.
-
Laura!
-
Your first wife's name was Laura?
-
Laura, Rose, Marlow, Mary...
-
Sir, the names of the women in...
-
your family sound more like invitations rather than names.
-
What nonsense?
-
Sir, I want to ask you something.
-
How will you find those three people?
-
Even if they are standing in front of you,
-
you will not be able to recognize them.
-
Rose, Mary and Marlow
-
are like those safes whose locks have been opened.
-
And thieves come again and again to steal from open safes.
-
But this time,
-
I will catch them red-handed and break their keys to pieces.
-
I specially called you to inform you that...
-
no one in the campus should find out about what happened last night.
-
Do you understand boys?
-
Yes sir. - Okay.
-
We won't go anywhere near Rose, Mary and Marlow.
-
What are these women doing with our wives?
-
Come, let us find out.
-
Hi. - Hi.
-
Hi. - Hi.
-
How are you?
-
Finally, we got the opportunity to meet Rose, Mary and Marlow.
-
And we realized that we have so much in common.
-
Too much.
-
We have become such good friends in just one meeting.
-
It's like, we are not friends but sisters.
-
If it is so, then we too have authority over them.
-
After all, sister-in-law is considered to be like a wife!
-
Isn't Marlow funny?
-
I hope her joke does not get us killed.
-
Marlow is giving us a tour of her milk factory. - Right, right.
-
Milk? - Do you also want to come?
-
I have already given him a tour.
-
He has seen my milk factories very closely.
-
He has also drank milk there.
-
Really. - But you never drink milk at home.
-
No one can resist my factory's milk.
-
Wow!
-
Then I too will try.
-
What? - Bye Meet.
-
Come on girls, let us go. - Let's go.
-
Bye boys. - Bye.
-
Bye. - Bye.
-
Bye.
-
Her milk has shaken my brains.
-
Why have Rose, Mary and Marlow befriend our wives?
-
It's simple, So that they can be close to us.
-
That night we started the game but didn't finish it.
-
They are here to finish it.
-
Hi. - Hi.
-
Hi. - Hi.
-
See what we have got from Marlow's factory.
-
What?
-
Marlow's milk.
-
Yes. Isn't it a good tag line?
-
Marlow's milk.
-
Drink whenever you want to.
-
Do you also want to have some?
-
No, I am not interested in drinking Marlow's milk.
-
Meet will drink it.
-
What?
-
Why will I drink the milk?
-
No, I will not drink the milk.
-
Okay, then we will drink it.
-
Sit.
-
Come on, let's lock this deal.
-
Come on, let's lock this deal.
-
Come on, let's lock this deal.
-
I badly need to go to the bathroom.
-
Ok let's go, even I need to go, come.
-
Prem, you need to go.
-
No.
-
Prem, you need to go.
-
No, I don't have to go.
-
You have to go, come.
-
Do I have to go?
-
I have to go badly.
-
Let's go.
-
Darling, we will be back soon.
-
Okay. - Okay.
-
Okay.
-
Come on.
-
We are doomed. - Yes
-
Someone has sent me an MMS.
-
Where I am with Mary and he is with Marlow.
-
Crap...
-
Thank God, no one can send me an MMS.
-
Why?
-
Because my phone is with my wife.
-
Why did you hit me?
-
Your phone is with your wife.
-
Does that mean that you can't get an MMS?
-
Yes.
-
Stop.
-
Give me this phone. I hate this phone.
-
People say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
-
But this apple keeps us away from each other.
-
I phone, I pad and I pod...
-
because of all these, we don't even require an ***
-
This phone...
-
You broke my phone, not yours.
-
What? - What?
-
Yes, your phone is in my purse.
-
Tulsi...
-
Wait.
-
You are so right, these phones have become a problem for us.
-
So, no more phones on this holiday.
-
Right? - Right.
-
Right? - Right.
-
Do you want to come with me?
-
Come on. - No, thank you.
-
Why are you shying away? - Where has this blackmailer called us?
-
It is the best place to get screwed. - Yes.
-
You fool...
-
I can't believe...
-
that my husband comes to such places for sex.
-
What can I do darling?
-
You don't allow me to do anything at home.
-
It is your mistake.
-
Did you ever tell me that you are ready to pay me for it.
-
Come home. We will straighten things out.
-
Let's go inside.
-
Yes.
-
Amar, Meet and Prem...
-
Yes.
-
Boss has asked you to remove your clothes and get cozy in the Jacuzzi.
-
Clothes. - Cozy in Jacuzzi.
-
Welcome friends...
-
Where people come to sin...
-
you are getting an opportunity to wash away your sins.
-
You!
-
Hardik! - It's you!
-
Not Hardik. These days people call me man with the golden touch.
-
But weren't you in a mental asylum?
-
Yes.
-
Two weeks before, I escaped from there.
-
To take my six year long revenge
-
I started keeping an eye on Principal Robert's house.
-
I was planning to kill him as soon as I get a chance.
-
But when I saw you three entering...
-
his house with Rose, Mary and Marlow...
-
I got an idea.
-
I realized that some things are more fun...
-
when you get someone else do them for you.
-
Will you blackmail your own friends?
-
We haven't done anything wrong with you?
-
Yes and why do you need us?
-
Principal Robert is in college for college re-union the whole day.
-
You can go there and kill him.
-
No! I cannot enter the college campus.
-
The college reminds me of that terrible day.
-
And weakens the air within me.
-
What if we refuse to do this?
-
You will refuse me!
-
I will show you what will happen.
-
Look at these videos that I sent to you three.
-
Shall I send them to the principal?
-
Please don't do this. - Please don't do this.
-
Now you all are falling into place.
-
Just think, if the Principal sees these videos, he will kill you all.
-
Now the decision is in your hands.
-
Either kill the principal and save yourselves...
-
or save the principal and get yourselves killed.
-
Whom is this soup for?
-
This is for the principal.
-
Okay.
-
Where is the bar?
-
The counter is right there.
-
Thank you.
-
Go and give it.
-
Where is...?
-
Sir, this is your special soup.
-
Okay.
-
Sorry sir.
-
I had gone to the soup... I mean loo.
-
No problem, have a seat.
-
Why are you staring?
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We aren't staring.
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Isn't it Prem?
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Yes, we are drinking soup.
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You too drink your soup.
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I don't want to.
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It will get cold, sir.
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Shut up!
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My head is aching.
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My entire body is aching.
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Hey chicken loli pop,
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are you giving me a massage or scratching my head?
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Get lost!
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You get lost you moron!
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You hit me? just wait. - She might know Kung-Fu.
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Even I know kung-fu. Come here.
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What are you doing? - What do you mean?
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We can't do this. We are not murderers.
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Shit!
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We have to do something to delete the videos from Hardik's phone.
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He keeps his phone in his shorts.
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We have to do a lot of things to get hold of his phone.
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Friends, I have an idea.
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Friends, I have an idea.
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I have an idea.
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I have an idea.
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Good evening, sir.
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Good evening, Clara.
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These are two latest girls.
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Bojour! I am Harris from Paris.
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I am Shana from Ghana.
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And myself secretary.
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I'm Bharve.
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No D sir, no D.
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Bhar...ve. - Bharve.
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These two beautiful and delicate girls
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have satisfied men all over the world.
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But there was no one who could satisfy them.
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Do you understand?
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From Ghana to Indiana, we demanded a dollar but got a dime.
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Whenever we seeked an Eiffel tower we got only a pin.
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Don't worry darling.
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Very soon, you will be very happy.
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Sir, it's your humbleness.
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You are such a famous man...
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and yet you are taking time out to please them.
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Come girls, start sandwich massage.
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Okay.
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What is the hurry?
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First, let us complete what every man desires.
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What?
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Kiss each other.
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What?
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What? - What?
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Yea.
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Kiss each other.
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Barve, what is he saying?
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Now that sir has made a wish. You both have to fulfill it.
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Kiss. - No.
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Kiss. - No.
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Don't horny me.
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Did you enjoy it?
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Yes, a lot!
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Come on ladies, give me sandwich massage, come on.
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Kinky!
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Kinky! I love it!
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You fool!
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You three! - Yes.
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What did you think?
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You will blackmail us and we will do nothing!
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First, we will delete our videos from your phone.
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Then we will use the same phone to call the mental asylum
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and send you there.
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Take out his phone. - Take out.
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Why should I take it out?
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I won't put my hand in his underwear.
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You take it out.
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It was your idea. Now you take out the phone.
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I will not put my hand in his underwear.
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Put your hand.
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In his underwear.
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Put your hand. - In his underwear.
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Okay!
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Did you get the phone?
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I am still looking for it.
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Is there a cave inside, that you are unable to find a phone?
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I got it!
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Take it out.
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that's not the phone.
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What?
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My hand is stuck!
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Take out my hand. - How?
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Stop. - Take out my hand.
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Stop.
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Don't stop.
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Pull out my hand. Hurry up!
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Otherwise I won't be able to show my hand to anyone!
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Video. - Find.
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Delete. - Yes.
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Delete. - Yes.
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Delete.
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Hello, mental hospital.
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Thank God, we got rid of Hardik. - Yes.
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What happened, Tulsi? Why are you crying?
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Even though I want to, I'm unable to spend time with Prem at home.
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I am busy taking care of the entire family...
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and not able to give time to my husband.
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I can understand.
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Since Pappu's birth, it seems as though my love is divided.
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I am a good mother but probably not a good wife.
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It's Meet and my dream to buy our own home.
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A home where we can start our own family.
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That's why I work day and night!
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But a home is not built with bricks but with emotions.
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That's why, I'm a successful boss...
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but couldn't be a successful wife.
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We came her to re-kindle our love.
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But...
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Don't worry...
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we will not waste any more time to make our husbands happy.
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Our wives are not wrong but still they think they are.
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And we being wrong aren't rectifying our mistakes.
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We can rectify our mistakes by changing ourselves.
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Today onwards, we will never stray,
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and will never take out the wrong meaning of A B C.
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Yes.
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I just wish for tonight to pass by peacefully.
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We will start a new day tomorrow.
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Yes.
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And if I ever say "idea" again, then you both slap me.
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Idiots.
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Not idiots. They are big idiots.
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I thought that they will definitely come back to steal from my safes.
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But that did not happen...
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and tonight is the last night of re-union.
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This is the last chance to catch them and...
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I will never lose this opportunity.
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Kalia...
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These are pills that can attract men and women towards each other...
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and get them to lose their self-control.
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Go and put these pills in the soup.
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Good boy.
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Good luck.
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After drinking this soup...
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the three culprits will automatically come to Rose, Mary and Marlow.
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And this time they will not be able to get away.
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This soup is mind blowing.
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It tasting different.
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Super cool.
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Super hot.
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Sexy soup. - Yes.
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I'll have one more.
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I'll have too.
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What a soup!
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It's yummy!
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Isn't it a yummy soup?
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Excellent soup! - Yeah.
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Wow.
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What an amazing soup!
-
Something is happening to me.
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I am also feeling something.
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Me too.
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I don't know what but there is something wrong.
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I suddenly feel like putting a sticker on my head.
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Horny, ok, please, please, please.
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It feels like there is a rocket in my pocket.
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I feel like having great fun!
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I got a rocket in my pocket
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O baby come and launch it
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So we can fly away now
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Get in the room and lock it
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I got a rocket in my pocket
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O baby come and launch it
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So we can fly away now
-
Get in the room and lock it
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Give me a signal of love baby Its 12'o clock in the night
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It's time it's time
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My heart's engine is running The mercury has risen high
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You feel it you feel it.
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Give me a signal of love baby Its 12'o clock in the night
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My heart's engine is running The mercury has risen high
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The kiss of your cheeks is the favorite of lovers,
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So let's do it baby do it baby
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Do Grand Masti (Grand Fun)
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Grand masti Grand masti
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Grand masti Grand masti
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Grand masti Grand masti
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Grand masti Grand masti
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Let's do...
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Let's do...
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Let's do it let's do it say 1-2-3-4
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They look just awesome Your tantrums suit you so much
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You have completely shaken me Your moves are simply awesome.
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Your dance steps are worth millions,
-
They are like an Air Condition for the eyes...
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So let's do it baby do it baby
-
Do Grand Masti
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Grand masti Grand masti
-
Grand masti Grand masti
-
Grand masti Grand masti
-
Grand masti Grand masti
-
Grand masti
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I got a rocket in my pocket
-
O baby come and launch it
-
So we can fly away now
-
Get in the room and lock it
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Let's do...
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Let's do it let's do it say 1-2-3-4
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I will pick and take you away
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And make you sit on the bonnet of my heart
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Turning the steering of your charisma,
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I will press the horn slowly
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May there be no speed breaker, Accelerate full on.
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So let's do it now do it now
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Do Grand Masti
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Grand masti Grand masti
-
Grand masti Grand masti
-
Grand masti Grand masti
-
Grand masti Grand masti
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Hey you baby
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Get on the floor and do the Grand Masti
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Grand masti Grand masti
-
Grand masti Grand masti
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Grand masti Grand masti
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Grand masti Grand masti
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Grand masti Grand masti
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Grand masti Grand masti
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Grand Masti
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No, no!
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Listen to me.
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No, no.
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What are you doing? Mary, don't do this.
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Mary...
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Thank you.
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Fools. My doubt was right You are only the three people...
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who were behind Rose, Mary and Marlow.
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No sir, we didn't do it.
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In fact, they were behind us.
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Shut up!
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Now is not the time to embrace them...
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But it's time to embrace your death!
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Today, I will reveal your truth and everybody will listen.
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You think that you are very important. Right?
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But you are not important, you are impotent!
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Impotent! - Impotent!
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Six years ago he met with an accident.
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Since then, his gear is always in neutral.
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He hide the truth and tricked me into marrying him...
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to show off his manhood to the world.
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Then to remove his frustration he scared...
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everyone in this college and made them impotent like him.
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Rose, What are you saying?
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The truth.
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So that everyone finds out that
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you look fine but there is nothing inside.
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Rose is right, brother.
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You are my brother, but they all think that I am their sister.
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Look at me, papa.
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I am grown up now.
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I don't want a virgin pinacolada.
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I want a cocktail.
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Cock... - Enough is enough!
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Today, not just the three of us,
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but every girl in this college will ask for her right.
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We want our right.
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We want our right. - We want our right.
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We want our right. - We want our right.
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We want our right. - We want our right.
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We want our right. - We want our right.
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Let's go.
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Hit him.
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What are you doing?
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Come on. Let's go.
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Bull...
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Only this bull can save me from Rose's lust.
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Bull...
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Bull...
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Bull...
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Prem, where are you?
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Prem, your teacher loves you.
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Come to me, my student of the year.
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What? Student of the year! Ya right.
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Prem...
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It got locked?
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Help, help, help!
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Let me go, old woman.
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Darling, where are you?
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Come let's play the game.
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I am getting suffocated.
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I will die due to the heat.
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Oh god! Help me, oh god!
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Somebody help me.
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I'll die!
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Open it!
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Hole.
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The bull with the hole.
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Come on.
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Meet.
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Marlow has jacked me!
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Hurry up! The party will start.
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I am walking. How much faster can I walk?
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Dad, look a buffalo is giving birth to a calf.
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Yes, come on.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Yes, come on, you can do it.
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Dad look, the buffalo has given birth to a human baby.
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Yes son, even when you were born, the doctor said the same thing.
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Congratulations!
-
A buffalo has given birth to a human baby!
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Is that so?
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No no. - Am I a buffalo?
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Listen to me.
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Hey aunty...
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Oh no.
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Let me go.
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Where did this old man come from?
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Move forward.
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Where do I go? Can't you see the old man in front of me?
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Mary, today you will be mine!
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How disgusting!
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Stop.
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I will not let you go.
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Robert, I will not let you go.
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Robert's coming, run!
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Run!
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Where did they go?
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Shit! Dead end!
-
What do we do now?
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Let's get into this building.
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Come on.
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Prem, at least close the door, lock it.
-
Good that you three came up.
-
The distance to reach God has reduced.
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No sir. - Please sir.
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Good bye boys.
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No sir. - Please sir.
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Please help me.
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Help! Help!
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Shit!
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Help.
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Help!
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You hung me on a tree.
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Now see where have I hung you.
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Fool...
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What are you doing?
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Guys, we have to save Principal Robert.
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Yes, Prem, Hardik, come, help.
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No, why should I save him?
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Yes guys, he is right.
-
If he survives, we three will be dead.
-
Guys, I know that the principal is not a good man...
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and we just found out that he is impotent too.
-
But still, he is our guru.
-
Yes.
-
Hardik, if you save him...
-
people will not only call you man with a golden touch...
-
but also man with a golden heart.
-
Yes.
-
You are right.
-
You have opened my eyes.
-
Come on, let's save Principal Robert.
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Yes, come.
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Please.
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Come.
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Come, my children.
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I'm dead!
-
I am saved.
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Okay, relax. - I am saved.
-
Save him.
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Okay.
-
Careful.
-
Careful, relax.
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Careful. - Okay.
-
Happy journey!
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Let me go.
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Let me go
-
Are you here to kill me or save me? Let me go.
-
I told you not to save him.
-
Now, we are dead!
-
Save me.
-
What did you think?
-
I will change so easily?
-
I haven't forgotten that slap.
-
You had sent me to the mental hospital, right?
-
You three are crazy.
-
You three are going to die without even doing anything.
-
At least you could have had fun with Rose,
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Mary and Marlow before dying.
-
That means, you didn't do anything with Rose, Mary and Marlow.
-
We have not done anything.
-
We didn't rob your safes.
-
Sorry boys, I am really sorry.
-
So sweet!
-
All misunderstandings are cleared.
-
But unfortunately there is only one happy ending to this story.
-
When you four will die and I will go to Bangkok to celebrate.
-
Let me go.
-
Fall! Fall and die!
-
Fall and die!
-
Drop him.
-
Those are Amar, Meet, Prem and brother's voices!
-
Hello! Who all are hanging there?
-
You dad is hanging here!
-
And the whole village is hanging behind him!
-
Rose! Mary! Marlow!
-
I am sorry, I am sorry.
-
Please save us.
-
How can we save them?
-
There is no rope or a cable here. How do we save you?
-
What do we do, sir?
-
Idea!
-
Friends, I have an idea!
-
Unfortunately, I can't slap you in this situation...
-
but I can still bang into you.
-
Take this. - Amar what are you doing?
-
Don't leave my hand!
-
I have a good idea.
-
Only one thing can save us from death. Strip!
-
Strip?
-
Yes, if Rose, Mary and Marlow take off their clothes...
-
and make a rope out of it, they can pull us up.
-
Shut up!
-
At least before dying you should have given a good idea.
-
He is right, brother.
-
We don't have any other idea other than this.
-
Yes dad, before you lose your grip, we have to strip!
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Oh, no!
-
Oh god! The clothes are not enough.
-
Robert, the clothes are not enough.
-
That is why I was telling you not to wear such short dresses.
-
If you were wearing a saree, you all wouldn't have had to strip!
-
What do we do now?
-
Why are you asking us?
-
Save us!
-
How?
-
Do we take off our remaining clothes too?
-
Yes take them off. - What!
-
Take them off! - Take them off!
-
Take them off! - Take them off!
-
No!
-
How did all this happen?
-
Yes, we want to know what happened after the party last night.
-
Yes.
-
You have to tell us the truth.
-
Tell us. - Tell us.
-
I will tell you.
-
Because of a misunderstanding between me and Hardik...
-
we were on the brim of death.
-
While trying to save us, your husbands also got into trouble.
-
In fact, you should be proud of them.
-
They are very nice and good people.
-
God promise, believe them.
-
Meet.
-
How sweet.
-
Baby.
-
Excuse me, the visiting hours are over...
-
all of you, please leave.
-
Bye honey. - Bye.
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Bye darling. - Bye.
-
Prem - Yes.
-
What is this?
-
Nothing, it's just a spring.
-
It's not a spring boys, it's the thing.
-
Thing? - Yes.
-
Congratulations!
-
Congratulations, Mr. Robert.
-
Because of all these people hanging on you...
-
there was a lot of pressure on your body and all your veins opened up.
-
Now the blood is circulating to all the right places.
-
Congratulations!
-
You are no more impotent. Have fun my son.
-
Soon you will be discharged.
-
Now even I can have great fun with my wife.
-
Congratulations sir.
-
Now onwards, we three will also have great fun only..
-
...with our own wives.
-
You three will have great fun!
-
What will I do? Hand fun?
-
Don't worry my child, I will do something for you.
-
Your brother has given you to me...
-
Now I too will give you something.
-
What?
-
Wedding ring.
-
Rose...
-
I got a rocket in my pocket
-
O baby come and launch it
-
So we can fly away now
-
Get in the room and lock it
-
I got a rocket in my pocket
-
O baby come and launch it
-
So we can fly away now
-
Get in the room and lock it
-
Now, I am the only one who is single.
-
So, if you want to have some fun and play the game with me...
-
Call me on 929173314.
-
Let's do it let's do it say 1-2-3-4
-
Grand masti Grand masti
-
Grand masti Grand masti
-
Grand masti Grand masti
-
Grand masti Grand masti
-
Your intoxicating like a Margarita
-
Drinking you gives a different kind of high
-
Let me invite you as this night is very sexy
-
In this crazy rain Let's wet our hearts
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Come on, let's lock this deal
-
Give me a signal of love baby Its 12'o clock in the night
-
My heart's engine is running The mercury has risen high
-
You feel it you feel it.
-
You're in the mood I'm in the mood
-
There's fire in your attitude baby
-
You're in the mood I'm in the mood
-
There's fire in your attitude dude
-
Your dance steps are worth millions,
-
They are like an Air Condition for the eyes...
-
So let's do it baby do it baby
-
Do Grand Masti
-
Grand masti Grand masti
-
Grand masti Grand masti
-
O cruel one!
-
Either give me your heart or kill me
-
They look just awesome
-
Your tantrums suit you so much
-
You have completely shaken me
-
Your moves are simply awesome.
-
Your dance steps are worth millions,
-
They are like an Air Condition for the eyes...
-
So let's do it baby do it baby
-
Do Grand Masti
-
Don't tease me like this first please me
-
by doing something unique, my love
-
Grand masti Grand masti
-
Grand masti Grand masti
-
Hey you baby
-
Get on the floor and do the Grand Masti
Rajibul Shaikh
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Rajibul Shaikh
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