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Der Klassiker!
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Another massacre!
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Der Klassiker!
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GOAL! JA!
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0-1 to Dortmund's Judas striker!
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Der Klassiker!
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Pen! Ja!
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No way! He just went full Neymar!
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Full Neymar?
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You’ve got a cheek!
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No dive and my run-up doesn’t take a week!
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Der Klassiker!
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GOAL! JA!
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Naughty! Naughty! Man-uel Neu-er!
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Der Klassiker!
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GOAL! JA!
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#Brutus?!
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#Traitor?!
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EQUALISE!
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GULP...will I still be boss tomorrow?
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A caller!
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Hello, it’s Mrs Muller!!!
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I’m about to post on INSTA!!!
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3-2! Oh JA!
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At last! Boom! JA!
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Come back! Flames Ja!
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Not used! TRANSFER!
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Equalise! Look! Argh!
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Equalise! Look! Ha!
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Offside? VAR!
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That’s offside! Boom! Ha!
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Der Klassiker!
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Der-saster!
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Dortmund might actually win the league this year...
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Don’t worry, Thomas. Dortmund don’t stand a chance.
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Why?
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We’ll almost certainly sign their best players in January.
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More competition for a place in the starting XI
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Cheer up, Thomas!
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We can forget about this result for the next two weeks...
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...and enjoy our football again
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Why?
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It’s international week
