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(screams) Scott!
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(screaming)
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Public sex is way in right now!
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(unzips zipper)
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Glory hole!
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- Whee!
- Who are you? Fucking Spiderman?
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Give me your dick!
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What the hell's wrong with these people?
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- (sobbing)
- Are you crying?
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I'm sorry, Scott. It's over.
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What?
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(Tori) Who doesn't love Thanksgiving break?
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Me.
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High school fucking sucked.
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(laughter)
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Bye, gross, stupid fuckin' bitch!
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Kidding! Not really. (laughter)
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Shit! Janie's here, so just
pretend to laugh at me.
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That's adorable. You're still obsessed with her.
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She's totally gonna sit on my face later, like...
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Wow. That's really not how that goes down at all.
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(Tori) But here's the thing about high school.
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It ends.
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And you get to go to college.
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Only problem is when the holidays roll around,
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you still have to go home.
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(car approaches)
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(honking)
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Sorry, but you came out of nowhere!
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Scott?
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- I fucking miss high school so bad.
- High school's over!
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That big ceremony thing that we all did?
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That was graduation, where we all move on,
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and we all do different things.
You don't stay here and be like,
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"Oh, I was Prom King! I'm cool,
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so that means I'm cool forever."
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Want to know a secret?
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This is the first time on a Friday
I've actually done anything.
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"Fuck it list".
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Okay, what is this? Some kind of bucket list?
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Thought we should probably
start with number four.
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Scott?!
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Shit!
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(engine revs)
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Why weren't you into poop stuff
when we were together?!
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Joel, I like you...
-
as a friend.
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Oh, perfect!
-
Who wants to place Dance Dance Roll?
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- (together) I do!
- I want to kill myself.
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Yay! Let's play.
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Do you feel something?
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Like a connection?
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You're beautiful, you know that?
-
- (screaming)
- Oh!
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(groaning in pain)
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Sorry! No, I thought it was
gonna be, like, romantic!
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Better late than never, I guess.
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(laughter)
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- You have a nice day, ma'am.
- Yeah.
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(shrieking)
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Hwah! So there you guys go!
-
That is the first trailer
for my first movie ever.
-
Oh my god, I have so many feelings.
-
I am so excited for you guys to see this movie.
-
I am so proud of it and you guys
are gonna fucking love it!
-
So I'm going to answer a couple of questions,
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'cause I know you guys are wondering.
-
Number One: Yes, it is a real movie.
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And Number Two: Yes, it'll
most likely be in theaters
-
and it'll probably be On Demand
and maybe on TV
-
and there'll be a lot of places
for you guys to see it.
-
If you want to get sneak peeks of the movie
-
or some never-before-seen vlogs from the set,
-
or special pictures or special e-mails from me,
-
make sure to go to shanedawsonmovie.com.
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Put your e-mail, put your zip code,
-
so we know where you are,
so that when we go on tour
-
with the movie, I know where to find ya.
-
And lastly, I just want to thank you guys.
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I know it sounds cheesy and lame,
-
but I'm so grateful and I love you so much
-
and because of you guys
I'm in a movie
-
and it's coming and it's so fucking close!
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So yes! This Fall, I can't wait
to see you guys in the theaters.
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And please make sure and spread
this trailer everywhere--
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go on Facebook, go on Twitter, go on Instagram,
-
put #notcool, #shanedawsonmovie,
and tell all your friends
-
about it and I'm going to go.
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I love you guys!
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Bye! Aah!
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