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    >> PRINCIPAL VAGINA HERE
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    DON'T LET THE NAME FOOL YOU.
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    I'M VERY MUCH IN CHARGE
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    REMINDING YOU THAT TONIGHT IS
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    OUR ANNUAL FLU SEASON DANCE.
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    I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I
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    HAVE TO SAY THIS, BUT IF YOU
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    HAVE THE FLU, STAY HOME.
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    >> HEY.
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    >> THE FLU SEASON DANCE IS ABOUT
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    AWARENESS, NOT CELEBRATION.
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    >> Morty: [ SIGHS ]
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    >> YOU DON'T BRING DEAD BABIES
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    TO PASSOVER.
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    >> Morty: OKAY. HERE WE GO.
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    H-HEY, JESSICA.
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    UH...
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    >> WHAT'S UP, MORTY?
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    [ SNEEZES ]
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    >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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    >> Morty: UM...
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    >> WAIT, WAIT.
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    WERE YOU ABOUT TO TALK...TO HER?
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    >> Morty: WELL...I MEAN, I WAS
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    THINKING ABOUT IT.
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    >> DUDE, STAY IN YOUR LEAGUE.
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    LOOK AT HOW HOT SHE IS.
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    YOU DON'T SEE ME GOING TO A
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    BIGGER SCHOOL IN A WEALTHIER
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    DISTRICT AND HITTING ON THEIR
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    PRETTIEST GIRL.
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    >> GEE, THANKS, BRAD.
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    >> I THROW BALLS FAR.
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    YOU WANT GOOD WORDS?
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    DATE A LANGUAGER.
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    >> Jerry: TRY NOT TO WORRY ABOUT
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    IT, MORTY.
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    YOU'RE A GOOD KID, AND THERE'S
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    NOT A PREMIUM ON THAT RIGHT NOW,
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    BUT YOU'LL BE GETTING GIRLS
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    SOMETIME AFTER BRAD'S OUT OF
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    SHAPE.
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    >> Morty: [ Sighing ] YOU'RE
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    MISSING THE POINT, DAD.
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    I DON'T WANT GIRLS.
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    I WANT JESSICA.
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    >> Jerry: AH, WELL, I REMEMBER
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    FEELING THAT WAY ABOUT A YOUNG
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    LADY NAMED "YOUR MOM," AND
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    THAT'S NOT AN URBAN DISS.
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    YOUR MOM WAS MY JESSICA.
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    I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW
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    HER.
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    I THOUGHT
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    >> Rick: "I SHOULD GET HER
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    PREGNANT, AND THEN SHE'LL HAVE
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    TO MARRY ME."
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    >> Jerry: I BEG YOUR PARDON,
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    RICK INAPPROPRIATE.
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    >> Rick: SORRY, PLEASE PROCEED
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    WITH YOUR STORY ABOUT BANGING MY
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    DAUGHTER IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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    I'M NOT SURE YOU WANT TO TAKE
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    ROMANTIC ADVICE FROM THIS GUY,
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    MORTY.
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    HIS MARRIAGE IS HANGING FROM A
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    THREAD.
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    >> Jerry: MY MARRIAGE IS FINE,
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    THANK YOU.
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    >> Rick: JERRY, IT'S YOUR
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    HOUSE WHATEVER YOU SAY IT IS
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    IS HOW IT IS BUT I THINK A
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    BLIND MAN COULD SEE THAT BETH IS
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    LOOKING FOR THE DOOR.
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    I BARELY HAVE A REASON TO CARE,
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    AND EVEN INOTICED.
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    >> Morty: COME ON, RICK!
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    DON'T TALK ABOUT MY PARENTS LIKE
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    THAT.
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    >> Rick: LISTEN, MORTY, I HATE
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    TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT WHAT
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    PEOPLE CALL "LOVE" IS JUST A
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    CHEMICAL REACTION THAT COMPELS
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    ANIMALS TO BREED.
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    IT HITS HARD, MORTY, THEN IT
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    SLOWLY FADES, LEAVING YOU
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    STRANDED IN A FAILING MARRIAGE.
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    I DID IT.
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    YOUR PARENTS ARE GONNA DO IT.
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    BREAK THE CYCLE, MORTY.
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    RISE ABOVE. FOCUS ON SCIENCE.
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    [ SLURPS ]
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    >> Morty: ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M
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    GONNA GO GET DRESSED FOR THE
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    DANCE.
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    >> Jerry: YEAH, I'M JUST GOING
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    TO...CHECK ON YOUR MOM.
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    >> Rick: MORTY, HAND ME THAT
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    SCREWDRIVER, HUH?
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    I'M ALMOST FINISHED MAKING MY
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    IONIC DEFIBULIZER, MORTY.
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    IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
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    >> Morty: HEY, LISTEN, RICK.
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    Y-Y-YOU KNOW HOW YOU SAID THAT,
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    YOU KNOW, LOVE IS A CHEMICAL AND
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    ALL THAT STUFF FROM EARLIER?
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    WELL, I WAS THINKING, YOU KNOW,
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    W-W COULD YOU MAKE SOME SORT
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    OF CHEMICAL THING HAPPEN INSIDE
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    OF JESSICA'S MIND, YOU KNOW, SO
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    WHERE SHE FALLS IN LOVE WITH ME
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    AND ALL THAT SORT OF THING?
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    YOU KNOW, LIKE, MAYBE MAKE SOME
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    SORT OF LOVE POTION OR
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    SOMETHING?
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    >> Rick: MORTY, THAT'S SUCH A
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    POOR USE OF MY TIME.
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    IT'S BENEATH ME.
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    HAND ME THE SCREWDRIVER.
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    >> Morty: YOU KNOW WHAT?
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    NO, RICK!
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    I'M NOT GONNA HAND YOU THE
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    SCREWDRIVER.
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    I-I'M NOT GONNA HAND YOU
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    ANYTHING EVER AGAIN, RICK!
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    I'M ALWAYS HELPING YOU WITH THIS
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    AND THAT AND THE OTHER THING.
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    W-W-W-W-W-WHAT ABOUT ME, RICK?
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    W-W-W-W-WHY CAN'T YOU JUST HELP
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    ME OUT ONCE ONCE FOR ONCE?
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    >> Rick: [ GROANS ]
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    YOU'RE GROWING UP FAST, MORTY.
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    YOU'RE GROWING INTO A REAL BIG
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    THORN STRAIGHT UP INTO MY ASS.
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    [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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    LISTEN, THIS IS CALLED OXYTOCIN.
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    I EXTRACTED IT FROM A VOLE.
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    DO YOU KNOW WHAT A VOLE IS,
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    MORTY?
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    YOU KNOW WHAT A VOLE IS?
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    IT'S A IT'S A RODENT THAT
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    MATES FOR LIFE, MORTY.
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    THIS IS THE CHEMICAL RELEASED IN
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    A MAMMAL'S BRAIN, YOU KNOW, THAT
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    MAKES IT FALL IN LOVE.
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    ALL RIGHT, MORTY, I JUST GOT TO
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    [BURPS] COMBINE IT WITH SOME OF
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    YOUR DNA.
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    >> Morty: OH, WELL, OKAY.
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    [ ZIPPER OPENS ]
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    >> Rick: A HAIR, MORTY.
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    I NEED ONE OF YOUR HAIRS.
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    THIS ISN'T "GAME OF THRONES."
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    >> Morty: OW!
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    >> Rick: ALL RIGHT, MORTY.
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    WHOEVER YOU SMEAR THIS STUFF ON
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    WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU, AND
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    ONLY YOU, FOREVER.
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    ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, MORTY?
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    >> Morty: HECK, YEAH!
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    THANK YOU, GRANDPA RICK.
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    HEY, THERE'S NO...DANGERS OR
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    ANYTHING, OR SIDE EFFECTS,
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    RIGHT?
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    >> Rick: W-W-W-WHAT AM I, A
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    HACK?
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    GO NUTS, MORTY. IT'S FOOLPROOF.
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    EH, UNLESS SHE HAS THE FLU.
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    >> Jerry: BETH, DO Y-YOU STILL
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    LOVE ME?
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    >> Beth: UGH, WHAT KIND OF
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    QUESTION IS THAT?
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    >> Jerry: THE "YES OR NO" KIND?
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    [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
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    >> Beth: JERRY, DO YOU WANT
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    HOMELESS PEOPLE TO HAVE HOMES?
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    >> Jerry: YES.
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    >> Beth: ARE YOU GONNA BUILD
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    THEM?
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    >> Jerry: NO.
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    >> Beth: THEN WHAT GOOD WAS THE
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    "YES"?
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    >> Jerry: WAIT, I-IS LOVING ME
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    THE HOUSE OR THE HOMELESS
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    PEOPLE?
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    >> Beth: LOVING YOU IS WORK,
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    JERRY HARD WORK, LIKE
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    BUILDING A HOMELESS SHELTER
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    NOBODY WANTS TO SAY NO TO DOING
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    IT, BUT SOME PEOPLE PUT THE WORK
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    IN.
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    SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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    DO YOU SEE ME WORKING HERE?
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    DOES THIS CONVERSATION SEEM
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    TEDIOUS TO ME?
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    >> Jerry: SORT OF.
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    >> Beth: THEN I OBVIOUSLY SORT
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    OFLOVE YOU, DON'T I?
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    [ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]
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    SO STOP ASKING, AND MAYBE I'LL
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    LOVE YOU MORE.
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    CRAP, THEY NEED ME AT THE HORSE
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    HOSPITAL.
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    >> Jerry: PUH! THIS LATE?
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    >> Beth: THE RACETRACK HAD A
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    STARLIGHT DERBY.
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    THERE WAS A SEVEN-HORSE
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    COLLISION, AND DAVIN'S THERE
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    ALONE.
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    >> Jerry: [ Thinking ] DAVIN.
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    DAVIN.
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    DAVIN! DAVIN.
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    DAVIN! DAVIN!
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    DAVIN! DAVIN!
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    >> [ Rapping ] ♪ ♪ FLU, YO ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ YOU GOT TO BE AWARE ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ AWARE OF ALL THE FLU ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ UP IN THE AIR ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ I'M-A GET ME A SHOT ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ AND MAKE THE FLU GO AWAY ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ FLU-HATING RAPPER ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ JUST RAPPING AWAY ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ YO, YO, FLU-HATING RAPPER ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ IT'S A FLU-HATING RAPPER ♪ ♪
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    >> Morty: HEY, THERE, JESSICA.
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    WHOA! OH, WHOOPSIE!
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    >> OH, MY GOD.
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    MORTY.
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    YOU LOOK REALLY NICE TONIGHT.
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    >> Morty: WOW, THANKS.
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    >> I LOVE YOU, MORTY!
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    I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT BURNS!
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    >> Morty: OH, MAN!
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    I-I LOVE YOU TOO, JESSICA!
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    >> [ SPITS ]
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    IS THIS PUNK BOTHERING YOU,
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    JESSICA?
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    >> LEAVE HIM ALONE, JERK!
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    I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM!
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    HE IS MORE MAN THAN YOU WILL
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    EVER BE!
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    [ SNEEZES ]
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    >> [ Rapping ] ♪ ♪ THIS IS ABOUT
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    FLU AWARENESS ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ GOT TO BE AWARE OF THE FLU IN
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    THE AIR-NESS ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ YO, I'M A FLU-HATING RAPPER ♪ ♪
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    >> OH, MAN, MORTY.
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    [ SIGHS ]
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    I'M REALLY SORRY.
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    >> Morty: OH, WELL, N-NO
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    PROBLEM, BRAD.
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    >> THERE'S SOMETHING SPECIAL
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    ABOUT YOU, MORTY SO SPECIAL.
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    MMM, YEAH.
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    >> Morty: WHOA, TAKE IT EASY!
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    >> GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM!
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    >> BACK OFF!
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    I'M TRYING TO BE WITH MY MAN!
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    >> THAT'S ENOUGH, BRADLEY!
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    WE DON'T WANT YOU INJURING YOUR
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    BALL-THROWING ARM.
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    >> OH, COME ON,
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    PRINCIPAL VAGINA.
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    I JUST...
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    >> NEVER LEAVE ME, MORTY.
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    NEVER!
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    >> Morty: UH, SURE.
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    I MEAN, O-OF COURSE NOT.
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    W-WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT WAS ALL
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    ABOUT?
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    >> WHO CARES? JUST HOLD ME.
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    >> LET ME GO! I LOVE YOU, MORTY!
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    [ SNEEZES ]
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    LET GO OF ME!
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    [ SNEEZES ]
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    MORTY!
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    >> Jerry: SHE'S GONNA BE ALONE
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    WITH THAT GUY ALL NIGHT.
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    >> Summer: YEAH, DAD, DIGGING
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    AROUND THE INSIDES OF HORSES.
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    IT'S NOT A VERY ROMANTIC
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    SETTING.
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    >> Rick: WELL, SUMMER, THERE'S
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    ALWAYS THE POSSIBILITY THAT SHE
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    MADE THE WHOLE WORK THING UP.
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    MAYBE DAVIN'S DIGGING AROUND IN
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    HERINSIDES.
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    >> Summer: GRANDPA, SO GROSS!
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    YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY MOM.
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    >> Rick: WELL, SHE'S MY
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    DAUGHTER, SUMMER.
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    I OUTRANK YOU.
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    OR FAMILY MEANS NOTHING, IN
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    WHICH CASE DON'T PLAY THAT CARD.
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    >> Jerry: SHE'S NOT RESPONDING
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    TO MY TEXTS!
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    >> Summer: CAREFUL, DAD.
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    JEALOUSY TURNS WOMEN OFF.
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    >> Jerry: WELL, ISN'T THAT
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    CONVENIENT?
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    >> Rick: NOT FOR THE MEN THEY
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    CHEAT ON, NO.
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    >> Jerry: OKAY, I'M...GOING TO
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    GO OUT...FOR SOME ICE CREAM.
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    AND MAYBE STOP BY THE
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    HOSPITAL...TO SUPPORT MY WIFE...
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    WITH MY CONFIDENCE.
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    [ DOOR CLOSES ]
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    >> Summer: GOD, GRANDPA, YOU'RE
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    SUCH A DICK.
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    >> Rick: I'M SORRY, SUMMER.
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    YOUR OPINION MEANS VERY LITTLE
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    TO ME.
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    HOW COME YOU'RE NOT AT THIS
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    STUPID DANCE EVERYONE LOVES SO
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    MUCH?
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    >> Summer: SCREW THAT.
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    I DON'T WANT TO GET SICK.
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    IT'S FLU SEASON.
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    >> Rick: IT IS?
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    >> Summer: YEAH.
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    >> Rick: UH-OH.
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    [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
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    >> Morty: PLEASE JUST LET THIS
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    WORK OUT.
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    >> [ MOANS ]
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    DO IT, MORTY. DO IT.
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    RIP MY CLOTHES OFF AND MATE WITH
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    ME FOR LIFE!
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    [ GROWLS ]
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    >> Morty: UM...
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    CAN WE MAYBE GO SOMEWHERE MORE
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    PRIVATE?
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    >> JESSICA, GET A HOLD OF
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    YOURSELF!
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    [ GRUNTS ]
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    YOU DON'T DESERVE TO CARRY
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    MORTY'S GENES.
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    >> [ Rapping ] ♪ ♪ I LOVE MORTY ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ AND I HOPE MORTY LOVES ME ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ I'D LIKE TO WRAP MY ARMS
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    AROUND HIM ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ AND FEEL HIM INSIDE ME ♪ ♪
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    >> Morty: OH, CRAP.
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    [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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    >> MORTY!
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    >> Rick: MORTY, COME ON!
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    WE GOT TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
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    YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS
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    BECAUSE IT USUALLY NEVER
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    HAPPENS, BUT I MADE A MISTAKE.
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    [ BOTH PANTING ]
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    COME ON, MORTY.
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    WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
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    COME ON.
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    >> MORTY!
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    >> Morty: [ WAILS ]
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    >> ARE YOU OKAY?
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    >> Morty: I'M FINE!
  • 8:00 - 8:01
    >> OH, GOOD.
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    IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED TO
  • 8:02 - 8:04
    YOU, I WOULD KILL MYSELF.
  • 8:04 - 8:06
    I LOVE YOU BAD, MO-MO!
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    [ ALL PANTING ]
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    [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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    >> MORTY, THE PRINCIPAL AND I
  • 8:11 - 8:12
    HAVE DISCUSSED IT, A-A-AND WE'RE
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    BOTH INSECURE ENOUGH TO AGREE TO
  • 8:14 - 8:15
    A THREE-WAY!
  • 8:15 - 8:20
  • 8:20 - 8:21
    >> Rick: I DIDN'T REALIZE WHEN I
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    GAVE YOU THAT SERUM THAT JESSICA
  • 8:22 - 8:23
    HAD THE FLU YOU KNOW,
  • 8:23 - 8:24
    T-T-T-T-T-T-T-THAT MIGHT HAVE
  • 8:24 - 8:25
    BEEN VALUABLE INFORMATION FOR
  • 8:25 - 8:25
    ME, MORTY.
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    >> Morty: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING
  • 8:26 - 8:27
    ON, RICK?
  • 8:27 - 8:28
    >> Rick: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
  • 8:28 - 8:30
    T-T-T-THE SERUM IS PIGGYBACKING
  • 8:30 - 8:30
    ON THE VIRUS.
  • 8:30 - 8:32
    IT'S GONE AIRBORNE, MORTY.
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    >> Morty: OH, CRAP.
  • 8:33 - 8:34
    WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, RICK?
  • 8:34 - 8:35
    >> Rick: IT'S GONNA BE FINE,
  • 8:35 - 8:36
    MORTY, RELAX.
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    I WHIPPED UP AND ANTIDOTE.
  • 8:37 - 8:38
    IT'S BASED ON PRAYING-MANTIS
  • 8:38 - 8:39
    DNA.
  • 8:39 - 8:40
    YOU KNOW, PRAYING MANTISES ARE
  • 8:40 - 8:41
    THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF VOLES,
  • 8:41 - 8:41
    MORTY.
  • 8:41 - 8:42
    I MEAN, THEY THEY MATE ONCE,
  • 8:42 - 8:43
    AND THEN THEY, YOU KNOW,
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    DECAPITATE THE PARTNER.
  • 8:44 - 8:46
    I MEAN, IT'S A WHOLE RITUAL.
  • 8:46 - 8:47
    IT'S REALLY GRUESOME AND TOTALLY
  • 8:47 - 8:48
    OPPOSITE.
  • 8:48 - 8:49
    THERE'S NO LOVE AT ALL.
  • 8:49 - 8:50
    I-I-I BASICALLY MIXED THIS WITH
  • 8:50 - 8:52
    A MORE CONTAGIOUS FLU VIRUS.
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    IT SHOULD NEUTRALIZE THE WHOLE
  • 8:53 - 8:54
    THING, MORTY.
  • 8:54 - 8:56
    IT'LL ALL BE OVER VERY SHORTLY.
  • 8:56 - 8:57
    [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
  • 8:57 - 9:01
  • 9:01 - 9:02
    UH, BY THE WAY, MORTY, I KNOW
  • 9:02 - 9:03
    YOU DIDN'T ASK OR ANYTHING, BUT
  • 9:03 - 9:04
    I'M NOT INTERESTED IN HAVING SEX
  • 9:04 - 9:05
    WITH YOU.
  • 9:05 - 9:06
    THESE SERUMS, THEY DON'T WORK ON
  • 9:06 - 9:07
    ANYBODY RELATED TO YOU
  • 9:07 - 9:08
    GENETICALLY.
  • 9:08 - 9:11
    >> MORTY!
  • 9:11 - 9:13
    [ ALL GROANING ]
  • 9:13 - 9:21
  • 9:21 - 9:23
    >> Rick: OKAY, WELL, SOMETIMES,
  • 9:23 - 9:24
    SCIENCE IS MORE ART THAN
  • 9:24 - 9:25
    SCIENCE, MORTY.
  • 9:25 - 9:26
    A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T GET THAT.
  • 9:26 - 9:32
  • 9:32 - 9:34
  • 9:34 - 9:36
    >> Jerry: [ GASPS ]
  • 9:36 - 9:38
    [ TIRES SCREECH ]
  • 9:38 - 9:41
    COME ON. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
  • 9:41 - 9:42
    HELLO!
  • 9:42 - 9:44
    >> MORTY!
  • 9:44 - 9:45
    >> YOU'RE NOT MORTY!
  • 9:45 - 9:46
    BRING US MORTY!
  • 9:47 - 9:55
  • 9:55 - 9:56
    [ GUN COCKS ]
  • 9:56 - 9:57
    >> Jerry: NOBODY'S KILLING ME
  • 9:57 - 9:59
    UNTIL AFTER I CATCH MY WIFE WITH
  • 9:59 - 10:00
    ANOTHER MAN.
  • 10:00 - 10:02
    >> I HAD SEX WITH BILLY.
  • 10:02 - 10:03
    >> BUT YOU WERE ALREADY
  • 10:03 - 10:04
    PREGNANT!
  • 10:04 - 10:05
    >> YEAH, SO WHAT'S THE WORST
  • 10:05 - 10:06
    THAT COULD HAPPEN?
  • 10:06 - 10:08
    >> WE INTERRUPT "PREGNANT BABY"
  • 10:08 - 10:09
    WITH BREAKING NEWS.
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    >> Summer: [ GROANS ] COME ON.
  • 10:10 - 10:12
    >> THIS JUST IN MORTY SMITH'S
  • 10:12 - 10:13
    WHEREABOUTS ARE STILL UNKNOWN.
  • 10:13 - 10:14
    >> Summer: WHAT THE HELL?
  • 10:15 - 10:16
    >> THE ONLY THING THAT IS KNOWN
  • 10:16 - 10:17
    IS...HOW CUTE HE IS.
  • 10:17 - 10:19
    >> I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, I WANT TO
  • 10:19 - 10:21
    MAKE LOVE TO HIM AND THEN EAT
  • 10:21 - 10:21
    HIS HEAD.
  • 10:21 - 10:23
    >> I LOVE HIM MORE THAN YOU DO,
  • 10:23 - 10:24
    HAROLD!
  • 10:24 - 10:26
    >> YOU WISH, YOU STUPID BITCH!
  • 10:26 - 10:27
    >> MORTY'S MINE!
  • 10:27 - 10:28
    >> MORTY'S MINE!
  • 10:28 - 10:29
    >> MEANT TO BE TOGETHER!
  • 10:29 - 10:31
    >> [ SPEAKING ARABIC]
  • 10:31 - 10:32
    MORTY!
  • 10:32 - 10:34
    [ SPEAKING ARABIC]
  • 10:34 - 10:38
    [ BANGING ON DOOR ]
  • 10:38 - 10:40
    >> WHERE IS MORTY?
  • 10:40 - 10:43
    >> Summer: [ SCREAMS ]
  • 10:43 - 10:51
  • 10:51 - 10:53
    [ CONVERSING IN NATIVE
  • 10:53 - 10:53
    LANGUAGE]
  • 10:53 - 10:55
    >> Morty: OH, MY GOD, RICK.
  • 10:55 - 10:57
    THE WHOLE WORLD IS INFECTED!
  • 10:57 - 10:58
    >> Rick: YEAH, IT'S PRETTY WILD
  • 10:58 - 10:59
    HOW FAST THAT SPREAD.
  • 10:59 - 11:00
    I'VE REALLY OUTDONE MYSELF.
  • 11:00 - 11:01
    >> Morty: OUTDONE YOURSELF?!
  • 11:01 - 11:02
    W-W A-ARE ARE YOU KIDDING
  • 11:02 - 11:03
    ME, RICK?
  • 11:03 - 11:04
    THIS IS NOT OKAY!
  • 11:04 - 11:05
    NOT ONLY DO THEY ALL WANT TO
  • 11:05 - 11:06
    HAVE SEX WITH ME, BUT, YOU KNOW,
  • 11:06 - 11:07
    NOW THEY WANT TO EAT ME
  • 11:07 - 11:08
    AFTERWARDS!
  • 11:08 - 11:09
    >> Rick: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
  • 11:09 - 11:10
    I WAS THINKING.
  • 11:10 - 11:11
    MANTISES ARE THEY OPPOSITE OF
  • 11:11 - 11:12
    VOLES?
  • 11:12 - 11:13
    I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, DNA's A
  • 11:13 - 11:14
    LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED THAN
  • 11:14 - 11:15
    THAT.
  • 11:15 - 11:16
    YOU KNOW WHAT, THOUGH, MORTY?
  • 11:16 - 11:17
    THIS RIGHT HERE'S GONNA DO THE
  • 11:17 - 11:18
    TRICK, BABY.
  • 11:18 - 11:19
    IT'S KOALA MIXED WITH
  • 11:19 - 11:21
    RATTLESNAKE, CHIMPANZEE, CACTUS,
  • 11:21 - 11:23
    SHARK, GOLDEN RETRIEVER, AND
  • 11:23 - 11:24
    JUST A SMIDGE OF DINOSAUR.
  • 11:24 - 11:25
    SHOULD ADD UP TO NORMAL
  • 11:25 - 11:26
    HUMANITY.
  • 11:26 - 11:27
    >> Morty: I DON'T THAT
  • 11:27 - 11:28
    DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, RICK.
  • 11:28 - 11:29
    HOW DOES THAT ADD UP TO NORMAL
  • 11:29 - 11:30
    HUMANITY?
  • 11:30 - 11:31
    >> Morty: WHAT, MORTY, YOU WANT
  • 11:31 - 11:32
    ME TO SHOW YOU MY MATH?
  • 11:32 - 11:33
    I'M SORRY A-ARE YOU THE
  • 11:33 - 11:34
    SCIENTIST OR ARE YOU THE KID
  • 11:34 - 11:35
    THAT WANTED TO GET LAID?
  • 11:35 - 11:37
  • 11:37 - 11:38
    >> [ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
  • 11:38 - 11:40
    WELL, I'M GLAD WE SAVED ALL
  • 11:40 - 11:41
    THOSE HORSES, BUT I'M ALMOST
  • 11:41 - 11:42
    SORRY WE'RE FINISHED.
  • 11:42 - 11:43
    >> Beth: YES, IT'S SATISFYING
  • 11:43 - 11:44
    WORK.
  • 11:44 - 11:45
    >> UNH-UNH-UNH, IT'S, UH
  • 11:45 - 11:46
    IT'S MORE THAN THE WORK.
  • 11:46 - 11:49
    I LOVE BEING IN THAT STERILIZED
  • 11:49 - 11:51
    ROOM, SEALED OFF FROM THE WORLD.
  • 11:51 - 11:52
    IT'S THE ONLY TIME I CAN REALLY
  • 11:52 - 11:53
    THINK...AND FEEL.
  • 11:53 - 11:54
    [ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]
  • 11:54 - 11:56
    >> Beth: HMM, UH, WHAT ARE YOU
  • 11:56 - 11:57
    DOING?
  • 11:57 - 11:58
    >> I'M PLAYING AFRICAN DREAM
  • 11:58 - 11:59
    POP.
  • 11:59 - 12:00
    WHAT DO YOUDO AFTER A LONG
  • 12:00 - 12:01
    NIGHT?
  • 12:01 - 12:02
    [ CLICK ]
  • 12:02 - 12:04
    >> Beth: OH, HA, UM, HEY, I B
  • 12:04 - 12:05
    I'D BETTER GET GOING.
  • 12:05 - 12:07
    UM, JERRY'S BEEN TEXTING SOME
  • 12:07 - 12:08
    PRETTY HIGH-MAINTENANCE STUFF.
  • 12:08 - 12:08
    >> BETH...
  • 12:08 - 12:09
    >> Beth: WHAT IS IT, DAVIN?
  • 12:09 - 12:12
    >> JUST ONCE, I'D LIKE TO
  • 12:12 - 12:13
    KNOW
  • 12:13 - 12:14
    [ SNEEZES ]
  • 12:14 - 12:16
    ...W-W-WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO GIVE
  • 12:16 - 12:17
    YOUR SON A BATH.
  • 12:17 - 12:18
    >> Beth: WHAT?!
  • 12:18 - 12:21
    >> WHAT DOES MORTY'S SKIN SMELL
  • 12:21 - 12:22
    LIKE?
  • 12:22 - 12:23
    HOW SOFT...
  • 12:23 - 12:24
    [ GRUNTS ]
  • 12:24 - 12:27
    HOW SOFT ARE HIS PRIVATES?
  • 12:27 - 12:28
    >> Beth: LET GO OF ME, DAVIN!
  • 12:28 - 12:30
  • 12:30 - 12:31
    [ GLASS SHATTERS ]
  • 12:31 - 12:35
    >> [ ROARS ]
  • 12:35 - 12:37
    TAKE ME TO MORTY.
  • 12:37 - 12:38
    >> Jerry: [ GRUNTS ]
  • 12:38 - 12:40
    >> YOU'RE NOT MORTY.
  • 12:40 - 12:41
    >> Jerry: NO.
  • 12:41 - 12:44
    I'M MR. CROWBAR, AND THIS IS
  • 12:44 - 12:46
    MY FRIEND, WHO IS ALSO A
  • 12:46 - 12:47
    CROWBAR.
  • 12:47 - 12:49
    >> THAT'S...STUPID.
  • 12:49 - 12:52
    >> Jerry: [ GRUNTING ]
  • 12:52 - 12:53
    YEAH?
  • 12:53 - 12:54
    WELL, LOOK WHERE BEING SMART GOT
  • 12:54 - 12:55
    YOU.
  • 12:55 - 12:57
    >> Beth: JERRY! THANK GOD!
  • 12:57 - 12:58
    >> Jerry: GOD?
  • 12:58 - 13:00
    GOD'S TURNING PEOPLE INTO INSECT
  • 13:00 - 13:01
    MONSTERS, BETH.
  • 13:01 - 13:03
    I'M THE ONE BEATING THEM TO
  • 13:03 - 13:03
    DEATH.
  • 13:03 - 13:04
    THANK ME.
  • 13:04 - 13:06
    >> Beth: THANK YOU, JERRY.
  • 13:06 - 13:09
    THANK YOU.
  • 13:09 - 13:11
  • 13:11 - 13:13
    >> Rick: TAKE A GOOD LOOK DOWN
  • 13:13 - 13:14
    THERE, MORTY, AND SOAK IT IN,
  • 13:14 - 13:15
    BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, ONCE I PULL
  • 13:15 - 13:16
    THIS LEVER, IT'S ALL BACK TO
  • 13:16 - 13:17
    NORMAL.
  • 13:17 - 13:18
    >> Morty: JUST DO IT ALREADY.
  • 13:18 - 13:19
    >> Rick: WELL, TECHNICALLY,
  • 13:19 - 13:20
    MORTY, THERE'S NO RUSH.
  • 13:20 - 13:21
    I MEAN, YOU KNOW, O-ONCE IT'S
  • 13:21 - 13:22
    FIXED, IT'S DONE.
  • 13:22 - 13:23
    IT'S FIXED.
  • 13:23 - 13:24
    YOU KNOW, WE COULD WE COULD
  • 13:24 - 13:26
    JUST ENJOY IT FOR A LITTLE BIT.
  • 13:26 - 13:27
    I MEAN, L-L-L-LOOK AT HOW CRAZY
  • 13:27 - 13:27
    IT IS.
  • 13:27 - 13:29
    I MEAN, MORTY, W-W-WHEN'S THE
  • 13:29 - 13:30
    NEXT TIME YOU'RE GONNA SEE
  • 13:30 - 13:31
    SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
  • 13:31 - 13:32
    I MEAN, SOAK IT IN, YOU KNOW?
  • 13:32 - 13:33
    IT'S IT'S PRETTY NEAT.
  • 13:33 - 13:34
    IT'S PRETTY INTERESTING.
  • 13:34 - 13:35
    >> Morty: THAT'S IT, RICK!
  • 13:35 - 13:35
    I'M PULLING THE LEVER.
  • 13:35 - 13:36
    [ GRUNTS ]
  • 13:36 - 13:43
  • 13:43 - 13:43
    >> Rick: W-WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE,
  • 13:43 - 13:44
    MORTY?
  • 13:44 - 13:45
    LOOKS LIKE I WAS RIGHT AND YOU
  • 13:45 - 13:46
    WERE WRONG, HUH?
  • 13:46 - 13:47
    I-I-I-I-I-I-I BET YOU FEEL
  • 13:47 - 13:48
    PRETTY STUPID RIGHT ABOUT NOW,
  • 13:48 - 13:49
    HUH?
  • 13:49 - 13:50
    I-I-I BET YOU FEEL LIKE THE
  • 13:50 - 13:51
    WORLD'S SMALLEST MAN THAT YOU
  • 13:51 - 13:52
    WERE DOUBTING ME ABOUT THIS
  • 13:52 - 13:53
    WHOLE THING, MORTY.
  • 13:53 - 13:54
    >> Morty: OH, RICK, SOMETHING'S
  • 13:54 - 13:55
    NOT RIGHT.
  • 13:55 - 13:56
    >> Rick: [ SIGHS ]
  • 13:56 - 13:57
    YEAH, YOU.
  • 13:57 - 13:58
    YOU'RE NOT RIGHT EVER.
  • 13:58 - 13:59
    >> Morty: NO, NO!
  • 13:59 - 14:00
    LOOK, YOU IDIOT!
  • 14:00 - 14:01
    [ ALL SCREAMING ]
  • 14:01 - 14:12
  • 14:12 - 14:14
    [ ALL SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
  • 14:14 - 14:18
    [ ALL GROANING ]
  • 14:18 - 14:21
  • 14:21 - 14:24
    [ ALL ULULATING ]
  • 14:24 - 14:25
    >> Rick: BET YOU'RE LOVING THIS,
  • 14:25 - 14:26
    MORTY.
  • 14:26 - 14:27
    THIS MUST BE THE BEST DAY OF
  • 14:27 - 14:28
    YOUR LIFE.
  • 14:28 - 14:30
    YOU GET TO BE THE MAYOR OF
  • 14:30 - 14:31
    I TOLD YOU TOWN.
  • 14:31 - 14:32
    [ SLURPS ]
  • 14:32 - 14:33
    YOU'RE WELCOME.
  • 14:33 - 14:34
    [ SLURPS ]
  • 14:34 - 14:43
  • 14:43 - 14:44
    >> Jerry: HOLD ON.
  • 14:44 - 14:45
    >> Beth: [ WHIMPERS ]
  • 14:45 - 14:48
    [ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SQUEAL ]
  • 14:48 - 15:02
  • 15:02 - 15:04
    [ GUN COCKS ]
  • 15:04 - 15:05
    >> Jerry: I WISH THAT SHOTGUN
  • 15:05 - 15:06
    WAS MY PENIS.
  • 15:06 - 15:07
    >> Beth: IF IT WERE, YOU COULD
  • 15:07 - 15:09
    CALL ME ERNEST HEMINGWAY.
  • 15:09 - 15:10
    >> Jerry: I DON'T GET IT, AND I
  • 15:10 - 15:11
    DON'T NEED TO.
  • 15:11 - 15:12
    [ BOTH MOANING ]
  • 15:12 - 15:14
    >> Summer: MOM! DAD!
  • 15:14 - 15:17
    >> Both: SUMMER!
  • 15:17 - 15:18
    >> Beth: [ SIGHS ]
  • 15:18 - 15:19
    >> Jerry: WHERE'S MORTY?
  • 15:19 - 15:21
    >> Summer: I DON'T KNOW.
  • 15:21 - 15:22
    DO YOU THINK GRANDPA RICK HAD
  • 15:22 - 15:23
    SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS?
  • 15:23 - 15:24
    >> Jerry: IT'S NOT FAIR TO
  • 15:24 - 15:25
    ASSUME THAT, SUMMER.
  • 15:25 - 15:25
    >> Beth: OH, NOT FAIR?
  • 15:25 - 15:27
    GIVE ME A BREAK.
  • 15:27 - 15:29
    HE IS A SELFISH, IRRESPONSIBLE
  • 15:29 - 15:30
    ASS, AND HE LEFT MY MOTHER.
  • 15:30 - 15:33
    A REAL MAN STANDS BY HIS WOMAN.
  • 15:33 - 15:38
    [ BOTH MOANING ]
  • 15:38 - 15:39
    >> Summer: Tchoo.
  • 15:39 - 15:41
    Tchoo-tchoo-tchoo. Tchoo-tchoo.
  • 15:41 - 15:42
    >> Rick: BOY, MORTY, I REALLY
  • 15:42 - 15:43
    CRONENBERGED THE WORLD UP,
  • 15:43 - 15:44
    DIDN'T I?
  • 15:44 - 15:45
    WE GOT A WHOLE PLANET OF
  • 15:45 - 15:46
    CRONENBERGS WALKING AROUND DOWN
  • 15:46 - 15:47
    THERE, MORTY.
  • 15:47 - 15:48
    A-AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT IN LOVE
  • 15:48 - 15:49
    WITH YOU ANYMORE, THOUGH.
  • 15:49 - 15:50
    THAT'S A HUGE STEP IN THE RIGHT
  • 15:50 - 15:51
    DIRECTION.
  • 15:51 - 15:52
    >> Morty: OH, MY GOD!
  • 15:52 - 15:53
    IT'S A LIVING NIGHTMARE!
  • 15:53 - 15:54
    HOW COULD YOU BE SO
  • 15:54 - 15:55
    IRRESPONSIBLE, RICK?
  • 15:55 - 15:57
    >> Rick: ME IRRESPONSIBLE?!
  • 15:57 - 15:58
    YOU ALL I WANTED YOU TO DO
  • 15:58 - 15:59
    WAS HAND ME A SCREWDRIVER,
  • 15:59 - 16:00
    MORTY!
  • 16:00 - 16:01
    YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO
  • 16:01 - 16:03
    BE WANTED ME TO BUCKLE DOWN
  • 16:03 - 16:05
    AND MAKE YOU UP A...ROOFIE-JUICE
  • 16:05 - 16:07
    SERUM SO YOU COULD ROOFIE THAT
  • 16:07 - 16:08
    POOR GIRL AT YOUR SCHOOL.
  • 16:08 - 16:10
    I MEAN, G W-W-W-W-W W
  • 16:10 - 16:11
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MORTY?
  • 16:11 - 16:12
    YOU'RE GONNA TRY TO TAKE THE
  • 16:12 - 16:13
    HIGH ROAD ON THIS ONE?
  • 16:13 - 16:14
    Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU'RE A LITTLE CREEP,
  • 16:14 - 16:15
    MORTY.
  • 16:15 - 16:16
    Y-YOU'RE A YOU'RE
  • 16:16 - 16:17
    YOU'RE YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE
  • 16:17 - 16:18
    CREEPY...CREEP PERSON.
  • 16:18 - 16:19
    >> Morty: ALL RIGHT, FINE.
  • 16:19 - 16:20
    I SHOULD HAVE JUST LISTENED TO
  • 16:20 - 16:21
    YOU WHEN YOU REFUSED TO MAKE THE
  • 16:21 - 16:21
    SERUM.
  • 16:21 - 16:23
    I'M WILLING TO ACCEPT MY PART OF
  • 16:23 - 16:24
    THE BLAME FOR THIS, RICK.
  • 16:24 - 16:25
    BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING
  • 16:25 - 16:25
    YOU KNOW WHAT?
  • 16:25 - 16:26
    YOU GOT TO ACCEPT YOUR PART OF
  • 16:27 - 16:27
    THE BLAME!
  • 16:27 - 16:28
    I'M NOT THE ONE WHO FOULED UP
  • 16:28 - 16:29
    THE SERUM!
  • 16:29 - 16:30
    I'M NOT THE ONE WHO WHO
  • 16:30 - 16:32
    WHO WHO HAPHAZARDLY, YOU
  • 16:32 - 16:33
    KNOW, MIXED A BUNCH OF NONSENSE
  • 16:33 - 16:34
    TOGETHER AND CREATED A BUNCH OF
  • 16:34 - 16:35
    CRONENBERGS!
  • 16:35 - 16:36
    YOU GOT TO FIX THIS, RICK!
  • 16:36 - 16:37
    >> Morty: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
  • 16:37 - 16:38
    MORTY.
  • 16:38 - 16:39
    YOU KNOW, W-W-W-WE ARE IN A
  • 16:39 - 16:40
    PRETTY DEEP HOLE, HERE, BUT I DO
  • 16:40 - 16:42
    HAVE ONE EMERGENCY SOLUTION THAT
  • 16:42 - 16:43
    I CAN USE THAT'LL KIND OF PUT
  • 16:43 - 16:44
    EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL,
  • 16:44 - 16:45
    RELATIVELY SPEAKING.
  • 16:45 - 16:47
    HERE, MORTY, PUT THIS ON WHILE I
  • 16:47 - 16:49
    DO A LITTLE BIT OF SCOUTING.
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    [ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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    >> Morty: WOW, RICK, I GOT TO
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    SAY YOU REALLY PULLED A
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    RABBIT OUT OF YOUR HAT THIS
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    TIME.
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    I MEAN, I-I REALLY THOUGHT THAT
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    THE WHOLE PLACE WAS GONNA BE
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    MESSED UP FOR GOOD, BUT HERE,
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    YOU DID IT Y-Y-YOU YOU
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    YOU FIGURED OUT THAT CRAZY
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    SOLUTION, LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.
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    WHOO!
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    THAT'S SOME GREAT LUCK.
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    >> Rick: COME ON, MORTY.
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    LUCK HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
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    I'M GREAT.
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    THAT'S THE REAL REASON.
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    NOW, MORTY, WHAT DO YOU SAY,
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    BUDDY?
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    WILL YOU HAND ME A SCREWDRIVER
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    SO I CAN FINISH MY IONIC DIS
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    DEFIBULIZER?
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    >> Morty: SURE THING, RICK.
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    HERE'S A SCREWDRIVER.
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    >> Rick: ALL RIGHT, MORTY.
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    THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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    WE GOT ONE SCREW TURN...AND TWO
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    SCREW TURNS...AND...
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    ALL RIGHT, MORTY, HERE WE ARE.
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    >> Morty: OH, MY GOD, RICK!
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    IS THAT US?!
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    W-W-W-WE'RE DEAD!
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    WHAT IS GOING ON, RICK?
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    I'M FREAKING OUT!
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    >> Rick: CALM DOWN, MORTY!
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    LOOK AT ME! CALM DOWN, MORTY!
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    >> Morty: NO, I CAN'T DEAL WITH
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    THIS!
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    >> Rick: CALM YOURSELF, MORTY.
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    >> Morty: I CAN'T DEAL WITH
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    THIS, RICK!
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    >> Rick: CALM DOWN, MORTY.
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    >> Morty: THIS CAN'T BE REAL!
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    >> Rick: YOU GOT TO CALM DOWN,
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    MORTY.
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    >> Morty: W-W-W-W-WE'RE RIPPED
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    APART!
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    >> Rick: SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO
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    ME!
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    IT'S FINE. EVERYTHING IS FINE.
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    THERE'S AN INFINITE NUMBER OF
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    REALITIES, MORTY, AND IN A FEW
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    DOZEN OF THOSE, I GOT LUCKY AND
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    TURNED EVERYTHING BACK TO
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    NORMAL.
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    I JUST HAD TO FIND ONE OF THOSE
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    REALITIES IN WHICH WE ALSO
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    HAPPEN TO BOTH DIE AROUND THIS
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    TIME.
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    NOW WE CAN JUST SLIP INTO THE
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    PLACE OF OUR DEAD SELVES IN THIS
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    REALITY AND EVERYTHING WILL BE
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    FINE.
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    WE'RE NOT SKIPPING A BEAT,
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    MORTY.
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    NOW, HELP ME WITH THESE BODIES.
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    >> Morty: THIS IS INSANE.
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    >> Rick: LOOK, MORTY, I'LL GRAB
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    MYSELF, YOU GRAB YOURSELF, OKAY?
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    I MEAN, T-T-T-THAT SEEMS FAIR TO
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    ME I MEAN, THAT SEEMS LIKE A
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    FAIR WAY TO DIVVY IT UP.
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    >> Morty: RICK, WHAT ABOUT THE
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    REALITY WE LEFT BEHIND?
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    >> Rick: WHAT ABOUT THE REALITY
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    WHERE HITLER CURED CANCER,
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    MORTY?
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    THE ANSWER IS DON'T THINK ABOUT
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    IT.
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    IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN DO THIS
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    EVERY WEEK, ANYWAYS.
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    WE GET THREE OR FOUR MORE OF
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    THESE, TOPS.
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    NOW, PICK UP YOUR DEAD SELF AND
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    COME ON.
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    HASTE MAKES WASTE.
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    I-I-I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'VE
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    CONSIDERED THIS DETAIL, BUT
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    OBVIOUSLY, IF I HADN'T SCREWED
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    UP AS MUCH AS I DID, WE'D BE
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    THESE GUYS RIGHT NOW, SO, AGAIN,
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    YOU'RE WELCOME.
  • 18:48 - 18:51
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    >> ♪ ♪ LOOK ON DOWN FROM THE
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    BRIDGE ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ THERE'S STILL FOUNTAINS DOWN
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    THERE ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ LOOK ON DOWN FROM THE BRIDGE ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ IT'S STILL RAINING UP HERE ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY SEEMS SO FAR AWAY
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    FROM ME ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY JUST WANTS TO BE
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    FREE ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ LOOK AWAY FROM THE SKY ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ IT'S NO DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE
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    LEAVING HOME ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ I CAN'T BE THE SAME THING TO
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    YOU NOW ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ I'M JUST GONE ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ JUST GONE ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ HOW COULD I SAY GOODBYE? ♪ ♪
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    ♪ ♪ HOW COULD I SAY GOODBYE? ♪ ♪
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    >> Summer: YOU KNOW, THE THING
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    ABOUT A SHARK...
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    HE'S GOT LIFELESS EYES...
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    BLACK EYES, LIKE A DOLL'S EYES.
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    WHEN HE COMES AT YA, HE DOESN'T
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    SEEM TO BE LIVING UNTIL HE BITES
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    YA, AND THEN THE THE BLOOD,
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    AND THE RED, AND THE WATER...
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    >> Jerry: [ SIGHS ]
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    YOU EVER WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO
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    RICK AND MORTY?
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    >> Beth: SOMETIMES.
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    BUT, I'M ASHAMED TO ADMIT, NOW
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    THAT THEY'RE GONE, I'M FINALLY
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    HAPPY.
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    >> Rick: HERE WE ARE,
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    CRONENBERG MORTY A REALITY
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    WHERE EVERYONE IN THE WORLD GOT
  • 20:53 - 20:54
    GENETICALLY CRONENBERGED.
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    WE'LL FIT RIGHT IN,
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    CRONENBERG MORTY.
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    IT'LL BE LIKE WE NEVER EVEN LEFT
  • 20:57 - 20:58
    CRONENBERG WORLD.
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    >> Morty: YEAH, CRONENBERG RICK,
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    BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA MISS
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    CRONENBERG WORLD, BECAUSE
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    EVERYONE WAS CRONENBERGED ALL
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    ALONG LIKE US FROM THE
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    BEGINNING, YOU KNOW?
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    I MEAN, I-I WISH WE HADN'T
  • 21:06 - 21:07
    GENETICALLY RUINED CRONENBERG
  • 21:07 - 21:09
    WORLD BEYOND REPAIR LIKE WE DID,
  • 21:09 - 21:10
    YOU KNOW, AND TURNED EVERYONE
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    INTO REGULAR, NORMAL PEOPLE JUST
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    WALKING AROUND.
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    >> Rick: DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT
  • 21:14 - 21:15
    THAT SORT OF THING,
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    CRONENBERG MORTY.
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    LET'S GO MAKE OURSELVES AT HOME,
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    HUH?
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Title:
Rick and Morty: Watch "Rick Potion #9" now
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