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What is this?
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Happy Holidays, Dwight.
But, do not open it until Christmas.
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You're so pathetic. How long did this
take you, three hours?
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Five minutes, actually.
I am a black belt in gift wrapping.
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Yeah, no such thing. They don't give out
black belts for things that are stupid.
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Well, I hope it was worth it, cause I'm
gonna take it apart in about 5 minutes.
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I think it'll take you a little bit longer
than that.
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Really? If I can skin a mule deer in less
than 10 minutes, I ought to be able to---
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Where is my desk?
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That is weird.
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This is not funny. This is totally
unprofessional.
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Okay, well, you're the one who lost
the desk.
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I didn't lose my desk.
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Hey, calm down. Where was the last
place you saw it?
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Okay, who moved my desk?
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I think you should retrace your steps.
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Okay, I'm going to tell Michael and this
entire office will be punished.
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Colder.
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Warmer.
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A little warmer.
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There you go.
Ooh, warmer.
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Warmer.
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Warmer. Warmer.
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Cold. Cold. Cold. Back up.
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Oooh, warmer. Hot. Red hot.
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Hot. Very hot.
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Dwight Schrute.
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Hi, Dwight. What sort of discounts
are we giving on the 20-pound white bond?
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Jim, I've given you this information,
like, twenty times.
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I know.
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It's by the ream? It is now $9.78, so
that's a discount of 7%.
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Okay, thank you. I gotta get back
to work.
