The Simpsons - Edgar Allan Poe: The Raven

The Raven

Once upon a midnight dreary,
while I pondered, weak and weary.

Over many a quaint and curious
volume of forgotten lore.

While I nodded, nearly napping,
Suddenly there came a tapping,

As of someone gently rapping,
rapping at my chamber door.

"Just some visitor", I muttered,
"tapping at my chamber door.

Only this and nothing more."

BART: Are we scared yet?

LISA: Bart! He's establishing mood.

Ahhh, distinctly I remember,
it was in the bleak December.

And each separate dying ember,
wrought its ghost upon the floor.

Eagerly I wished the morrow,
vainly I had sought to borrow

from my books surcease of sorrow,

sorrow for the lost Lenore.

Ohhh Leonor!!!!!!!

For the rare and radiant maiden,
whom the angels name Lenore.

Nameless here for evermore.

Ahhhhhh

And the silken, sad, uncertain
rustling of each purple curtain

thrilled me—filled me with
fantastic terrors never felt before;

So that now, to still the beating
of my heart, I stood repeating

"Tis a visitor entreating entrance
at my chamber door

This it is and nothing more."

Presently my soul grew stronger;
hesitating then no longer

“Sir,” said I, “or Madam,
truly your forgiveness I implore.

But the fact is I was napping,
and so gently you came rapping

And so faintly you came tapping,
tapping at my chamber door.

That I scarce was sure I heard you”
—here I opened wide the door...

BART: This better be good...

Darkness there and nothing more.

BART: You what would have
been scarier than nothing?

LISA: What???
BART: Anything!

Back into the chamber turning,
All my soul within me burning,

Soon again I heard a tapping
something louder than before.

“Surely,” said I, “surely that is
something at my window lattice;

Let me see, then, what there at is,
and this mystery explore."

Open here I flung the shutter,
when, with many a flirt and flutter,

In there stepped a stately Raven
of the saintly days of yore;

Not the least obeisance made he;
Not a minute stopped or stayed he

But, with mien of lord or lady,
Perched above my chamber door

Perched upon a bust of Pallas
just above my chamber door.

Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

"Hehehehe.

Though thy crest be shorn and shaven,
thou,” I said, “art sure no craven.

Ghastly grim and ancient Raven
wandering from the Nightly shore.

Tell me. Tell me what thy lordly name is
on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”

Quoth the Raven;

BART: Eat my shorts!

LISA: Bart, stop it! He says “Nevermore”

and that's all he'll ever say.

BART: Ok, ok.

Then, me thought, the air grew denser,
Perfumed by some unseen censer

"D'oh! Stupid censer.."

Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls
tinkled on the tufted floor.

“Wretch,” I cried, “thy God hath lent thee
—by these angels he hath sent thee

Respite and nepenthe from
thy memories of Lenore.

Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe
and forget this lost Lenore!”

Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

"D'oh! Be that word our sign of parting,
bird or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting,

“Get thee back into the tempest
and the Night’s Plutonian shore!

Leave no black plume as a token of
the lie thy soul hath spoken!

Leave my loneliness unbroken!
—quit the bust above my door!

Take thy beak from out my heart,
and take thy form from off my door!”

Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

"Take thy beak from out my heart,
and take thy form from off my door!”

Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

"Why you little..."
"Uh-oh."

"Come back here you little raven!"

"Oww!!" "Nevermore. Nevermore
Nevermore. Nevermore..."

"Ow."

"Ow."

And the Raven, never flitting,
still is sitting, still is sitting

On the pallid bust of Pallas
just above my chamber door;

And his eyes have all the seeming
of a demon’s that is dreaming,

And the lamp-light o'er him streaming
throws his shadow on the floor;

And my soul from out that shadow,
that lies floating on the floor,

shall be lifted—nevermore!

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