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ATTACK OF THE FANGIRLS!

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    Hey, Lupe!
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    I'm so excited about our date tonight!
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    Oooh, yeah. About that.
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    I'm cancelling our date.
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    What? Why?
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    I mean, I got a new outfit. I got a haircut.
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    I had minor plastic surgery to make
    me have less gay face.
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    Aw, Shane. Those are all things
    you needed anyways.
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    [sigh] Is there anything I can do
    to make you change your mind?
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    [gasp] Oooh! You could unzip your body...
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    ..and have Channing Tatum pop
    out of your bloody skin suit!
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    Please, just give me one more chance?
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    Shane, chances are like...doing
    anal with a black guy.
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    You only get one shot and then it's all over.
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    Anyways, adios, Andrew.
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    I'm not Andrew.
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    Channing Tatum?!
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    No. Shane.
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    Oh.
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    Then adios.
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    [dial tone]
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    [sigh] Maybe I should have given
    him a second chance.
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    You did the right thing, girl.
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    Thanks, Tyrone.
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    Speakin' of chances...how 'bout you let
    me tear up that booty hole
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    so we can get you an adult diaper
    for the rest of your life.
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    [gasp] You know just what to say
    to make a girl swoon!
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    ♪ What do you say to taking chances? ♪
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    ♪ What do you say to jumping off the edge? ♪
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    Chances.
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    I don't know about you, but I've made
    a lot of mistakes in my life.
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    Like that one time when I couldn't get
    a date to Prom, so I took my grandma.
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    ♪ Tonight... ♪
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    Isn't this romantic, Shane?
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    No.
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    Boy, you'd better fuck this bitch tonight,
    or I'm gonna do it!
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    Whoo!
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    The kids at your school are so nice!
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    Yeah. I guess.
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    ♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere ♪
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    Uh-oh! You know what time it be?
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    No...
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    Time to pop that pussy and back that ass up.
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    Oh no.
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    ♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere ♪
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    ♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere ♪
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    [grandma parties it up]
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    Yeah. I know what you're thinking.
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    Did Shane get lucky that night?
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    Yes, I did!
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    Anyways, the only thing worse
    than having sex with your grandma
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    is getting stuck in a zombie apocalypse.
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    Trust me. I know somebody that has been.
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    [sighs] Why do Craigslist hookups
    always have to be in the forest?
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    Why can't they be in a nice,
    air conditioned environment?
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    Like a Menchies!
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    Oh, I could totally get fucked
    by a stranger in a Menchies.
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    [screams]
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    Hey! You don't look like your picture!
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    What picture?!
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    This one!
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    ♪ I'm up all night to get lucky ♪
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    What the fuck?!
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    And I knew you were going
    to bring toys, but...a sword?!
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    I mean, I want you to tickle my g-spot, not chop it off!
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    Shut the fuck up and get down!
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    Oooh, baby! You're rough!
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    I like that.
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    Now I'll call you daddy,
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    then you tell me you don't agree with
    my life choices and beat the shit out of me!
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    You got some problems.
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    Oh baby...[whispers] we're just getting started.
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    We've got bigger problems than that, boy!
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    There's been a zombie apocalypse!
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    What?!
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    The world's been taken over
    by brainless, soulless, stupid creatures.
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    Oh my god!
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    [rustling noises]
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    Oh no! Here they come!
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    ♪ [girls shriek to One Direction] ♪
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    You'll never take us alive!
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    [gun shots]
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    [gasp] What are you doing?
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    Those weren't zombies!
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    Those were One Direction fangirls!
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    Even worse.
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    Hey. One D isn't that bad.
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    Some of their songs are kind of catchy.
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    [cocks gun]
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    You're becoming one of them.
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    No, I'm not!
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    [screams]
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    It's laundry day!
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    I'm sorry I have to do this.
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    But it's the only way our world can survive.
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    I understand.
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    Turn around.
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    I don't want to look at you when I do this.
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    Goodbye, my perverted gay friend!
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    Goodbye, my straight male-seeking-gay male...
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    ..for bi-curious experimentation on Craigslist.
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    Fuckin' freak!
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    [gun shot]
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    Why?!
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    ♪ [Pop song starts up] ♪
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    Damn! This song is the shit!
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    Who is this?
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    ♪ And we dance all night... ♪
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    Oh no! I'm infected!
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    [cocks gun]
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    I'd rather die.
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    [gun shot]
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    Wow! Walking Dead is good this season!
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    By the way, I don't really know why I decided
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    to make my Walking Dead character gay in this video.
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    But, hey, this video is
    all about taking chances, right?
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    Damn right!
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    Dan! Where did you go?
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    To talk to Shane.
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    Don't you ever leave me again!
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    Yes, daddy.
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    I don't agree with your life choices
    and you were a mistake!
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    [gasps] You know just what to say
    to make a girl swoon!
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    ♪ What do you say to taking chances? ♪
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    Anyways, taking chances is what life is all about.
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    Sometimes they end up great...
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    ..and sometimes you end up
    having sex with your grandma.
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    But either way, at least you took
    a step outside of your comfort zone
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    and tried something different.
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    So here's my question of the day:
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    What's something you want to do
    that's outside your comfort zone?
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    Maybe join a club? Cut your hair?
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    Start making YouTube videos?
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    Let me know what you want
    to do down in the comments.
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    Come on! Let's start taking chances!
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    Alright, you guys. I'm going to go.
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    Thank you so much for watching.
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    Make sure to give this video a thumbs up
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    I make new videos every single Friday
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    and every single day
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    And check out my new Podcast with special guest:
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    You can check that out at soundcloud.com/shaneandfriends...
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    Or on iTunes. I'll put the links down there.
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    Alright, you guys. I'll see you next Friday.
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    Bye!
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ATTACK OF THE FANGIRLS!
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Tyrone: Chaz Curtis
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Grandma: Ginamarie Gibson
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Jock: Tony Cavalero
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Video Language:
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Duration:
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