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Ylvis - Tickle competition - IKMY 19.01.2016 (Eng subs)

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    Yes, a lot of good stuff is coming up.
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    My brother Vegard is a fantastic brother.
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    I'm probably the one here
    who knows him the best.
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    But that will change a bit now.
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    We have made a little game that
    might let everybody get to know...
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    ... this 36 year old guy, called Vegard.
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    Get to know Vegard.
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    In "Get to know Vegard" I've asked
    Vegard three questions in advance.
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    I will ask those questions to this
    gang of participants: Calle and Magnus.
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    If the answer the same as Vegard gave
    and know they him that well, then they...
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    ...are right, and Vegard will be tickled
    by the master ticklers and strong men:...
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    ...Alexander, Simon and Robin!
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    If they answer wrong, they will get that
    same treatment, five seconds of tickling.
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    - Do you understand?
    - Yes.
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    - How tickly are you, guys?
    - Very tickly!
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    - This is surprisingly fun.
    - No, no, no.
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    We are ready for the first question.
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    Question 1
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    Who do you think is the most
    intelligent of Calle and Magnus?
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    I'll repeat the question.
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    Who does he think is
    the most intelligent of you?
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    Talk this over and give me one answer.
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    - Well, I don't know...
    - I think he...
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    I actually think he'll think of you.
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    I think he always underestimates me,
    so I think he guesses you.
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    - Do you think he guesses me?
    - Yes.
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    Intelligent? Well...
    Are you sure?
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    You might be the one who looks the least
    intelligent, but I really think...
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    I think it's you, I'm pretty sure.
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    I need an answer, what do you
    think that Vegard thinks?
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    - Well, Calle, then.
    - Should we take me?
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    - But then that's on you.
    - If we lose you can blame me.
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    - Is that your answer?
    - Yes.
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    Okay. You are saying Calle.
    Let's watch the correct answer.
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    Calle.
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    - Yes! Good, Magnus!
    - That's correct.
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    You really are the most
    intelligent of the two of us!
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    You answered Calle, that means that Vegard
    will be tickled for 5 seconds from...
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    You're very tickly...
    From now!
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    NO!!! NO!!!
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    Let's move on!
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    Are you ready for question two?
    Good, here it is.
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    Question 2
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    Would you like to live one year on
    Svalbard with Anne B. Ragde...
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    ...or one year on Mallorca with
    Harald Martin Brattbakk?
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    - Harald Martin Brattbakk is a pilot.
    - Yes!
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    Vegard is only talking about planes 24/7.
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    How intelligent you are, Magnus.
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    Of course he would answer Brattbakk.
    Of course.
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    - Is that your final answer?
    - Yes.
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    Harald Martin Brattbakk.
    Let's check the correct answer.
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    I think I would've chosen Mallorca
    with Harald Martin.
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    - Yes!
    - Lousy question!
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    Congratulation, It's correct.
    Vegard, 5 new seconds.
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    Here is the last question.
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    Question 3.
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    All men watch porn online, Vegard.
    You are no exception.
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    How long has it been since the last time?
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    How long has in been since
    Vegard watched porn online.
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    - Is it about days? Or doesn't it matter?
    - I don't remember what you replied.
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    - What are the margins here?
    - The margins are...
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    You are revealing it a bit if you
    talk about margins.
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    - It must be just one day or two, right?
    - Yes.
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    Should we say... last weekend?
    Saturday, perhaps? Three days?
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    - Yes, three. Last Saturday.
    - Last Saturday?
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    - Is that your final answer, last Saturday?
    - Last Saturday.
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    Okay, they answer last Saturday.
    Here is the correct answer.
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    Many months ago,
    about half a year ago.
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    - Sure!
    - I'm not kidding!
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    - Sure!
    - Is it socially acceptable to...
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    It's what he claims.
    You lost!
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    Five seconds from now!
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    I think I peed myself a bit.
    I think I peed myself a bit.
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    You're allowed to pee yourself
    a little on our show, Calle.
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    It's totally fine to pee yourself a little.
    Yes, you peed yourself a little.
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    Oh, my God.
    Life is fantastic, ladies and gentlemen.
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    Except from a a lot of money, a really
    nice house, an aupair who can watch...
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    ...your kids for you, then friendship,
    Vegard, most be the most important thing?
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    Yes, I would say so. Friendship is exactly
    what our new music video is about.
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    Here's "Old Friends".
Title:
Ylvis - Tickle competition - IKMY 19.01.2016 (Eng subs)
Video Language:
Norwegian Bokmal
Duration:
05:13

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