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TEENS vs. FOOD - SOYLENT

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    ♪ (French accordion music) ♪
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    - (Vince) Today, you're gonna be eating this.
    - What is this?
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    - Is this, like, cocaine?
    (laughing) What?
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    - It looks like sand.
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    - That doesn't smell good.
    That smells, like, starchy.
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    - It just looks like
    ground-up flour, like wheat flour.
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    - I think it's pancake mix,
    and that you have cooked pancakes
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    over there that you're about
    to put on a plate for me.
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    - It reminds me of something,
    a drink mix or something,
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    so I feel like you're gonna
    give me some drink.
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    But it's gonna be horrible.
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    - It's just a whole bunch of powder.
    Like, I don't know what this is.
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    Oh, is it Soylent?
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    - Is this that powder you put in a drink
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    that this company invented
    where it's like a protein shake
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    or something, but you can live off it.
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    It gives you all the nutrients you need.
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    - This is weird.
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    It's, like, just a tray of powder.
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    I could be Scarface though. (laughs)
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    Gotta dip my nose in here
    and just start talking crap to people.
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    I'm just kidding.
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    - (Vince) To clarify,
    you don't actually eat it.
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    You drink it, so we mixed
    it with water for you.
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    - Oh, is this Soylent?
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    - Is this that soy--
    that thing you can drink,
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    like you can only drink
    that and you'll live.
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    - This is that? Oh.
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    I'm scared.
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    - That's not so bad.
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    - (wincing)
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    It tastes like very diluted milk.
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    - It's like soggy cereal.
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    - This is a little liquidier
    that I thought it would have been.
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    This tastes like crushed up Cheerios.
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    - Like, if someone were to grind
    Mini-Wheats into a powder form,
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    and then put it in water,
    I guess, or soy milk,
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    that's what it tastes like.
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    - It's good.
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    It tastes like a milkshake without sugar.
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    - It smells like soy milk.
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    Ew, it's really slimy.
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    It turns from goo into water, kind of.
    That's so gross.
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    - That tastes like Graham Crackers
    without the sweetness,
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    cut with really bad bran flakes.
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    It's like milk, but it's not like milk.
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    - (Vince) You don't have to drink it all.
    - Oh, I don't?
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    - (Vince laughs) No.
    - Maybe I want to!
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    (slurping)
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    I definitely did not want
    to drink all of that.
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    - Why would anyone drink this?
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    - It's not bad.
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    But it's not good.
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    - (Vince) You just drank Soylent.
    - Soy-- Soylent?
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    - What is that?
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    - The [bleep] is Soylent?
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    - (Vince) Soylent was designed
    by a group of engineers
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    as a meal replacement.
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    It is nutritionally complete
    and it's a sustainable
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    and ecological alternative
    to food production.
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    Although not intended to be,
    you could essentially drink
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    a couple bottles of this a day
    and never need to eat other foods.
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    - That's weird.
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    I mean, I could put it in a smoothie.
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    That's the only way I could drink this,
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    but I wouldn't just drink
    this straight up.
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    - I think I watched a news YouTube channel.
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    When the guy first came out with it,
    he lived off of it for,
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    I don't know, months.
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    - So what you're saying
    is that I just drank my supper.
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    I was planning on eating after this.
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    - I'd, like, never have time in the morning,
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    so that would be a really
    awesome thing to have before school.
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    - Who wants to do that instead of eat food?
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    Food is good. It tastes great.
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    - (Finebros) The powder
    you have in front of you
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    is about a day's worth of meals.
    - This is a day.
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    This is-- this is sand.
    This is not food.
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    - (Finebros) Critics are saying
    Soylent is not practical
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    because it takes
    all the joy out of eating.
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    - Yeah, you know, chewing is fun.
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    - If that's the future
    of humanity, I'm kind of scared.
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    - That would be a horrible life,
    to just live off this.
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    People make plans based off, like,
    "Hey, where do you wanna eat?"
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    Your life would just suck.
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    - This is a great idea for the future.
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    Like, for people who work full-time,
    go to school full-time,
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    this is such an affordable and easy option.
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    - (Vince) Lastly, do you
    recommend people try Soylent?
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    - I definitely think it was an experience,
    so I would say yeah.
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    - Yeah, I think people should try it.
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    - There is no point
    in even remotely looking into this.
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    - If you want flavor in your life,
    this is not where you wanna be at, at all.
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    - Don't do it. Just, like--
    just eat a steak.
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    - Just regular Soylent in a cup?
    Yes. Yes, I would.
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    - Yeah, if you're trying
    to become more healthy,
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    this is an easy way
    to get all your nutrition in.
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    - I do, actually.
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    Might as well know how it tastes like
    'cause, maybe in 20 years,
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    this is the only thing
    you're going to have to eat.
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    - Thanks for watch Teens vs. Food
    on the React channel.
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    - Have you ever tried Soylent?
    Let us know in the comments.
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    - I'm off to get a real meal. Bye!
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TEENS vs. FOOD - SOYLENT
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