Llamas with Hats

English subtitles for Llamas with hats !

Carl, there is a dead human in our house.

Oh, hey, how did he get here?

Carl, what did you do?

Me? I didn't do this.

Explain what happened Carl!

I've never seen him before in my life.

Why did you kill this person Carl?

I do not kill people.

That is, that is my least favorite thing to do.

Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were
doing before I got home.

Alright, well, I was upstairs.
(Paul) Okay...

I was, uh, I was sitting in my room.
(Paul) Yes.

Reading a book.
(Paul) Go on.

And well, this guy walked in.
(Paul) Okay

So, I went up to him.
(Paul) Yes

And, I, uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

Carl, that kills people!

Oh, oh! I didn't know that.
(Paul) Carl!

How could you not know that?

Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck.

What happened to his hands?

- What's that?
- His hands, why are they missing?

Well, I, uh, I kind of cooked them up, and ate them.

Carl!

Well, I was hungry, and well, you know,
when you crave hands.

Why on earth would you do that?

- I was hungry for hands, give me a break!
- Carl!

- My stomach was making the rumblies.
- Carl!

That only hands would satisfy.

What is wrong with you Carl?

Well, I kill people and I eat hands. That's two things.