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Puchamon
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You're shitting me... you actually got it?!
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Oh yeah!
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Screw you, you roach.
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Enough dude, press it. What are you waiting for?
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For you to shut up, dick.
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Finally, the day is here!
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Today I'll become a Puchamon Trainer!
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I slept with my clothes on
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so I don't loose time on shit
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and I haven't showered in six days!
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Please, son!
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You have to go to school!
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Think about your future!
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Future my ass, Mom!
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I'll become the World's best Puchamon Trainer
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and screw everyone!
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See? Screw you.
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What are you talking about, you moron?
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Good luck today, sonny!
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Shut up you ugly old woman!
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Ooohhh...
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Professor!
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I'm here, open the door!
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Stop wanking and open the door!
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What's up fag?
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You arrived earlier than me.
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Ah... Who are you?
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Who am I?
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You've known me since you were born!
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Noooo... I don't know you,
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can you believe it?
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Asshole! We had dinner yesterday at your place!
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Ooooh! I can name my own rival!
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What about something like...
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Mmm...
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Hey Vagina! Nice to meet you!
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My name's not Vagina...
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What the Fuck!
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Ok girls...
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For you, a rat with a battery on its back.
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And for you, a retarded turtle.
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Now get the hell out of here!
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Yeah!
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Wanna fight, or are you a pussy?
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Bring it on, bitch!
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My name is not Vagina, dammit!
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*PAIN*
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Dickachu, I choose you!
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Assturtle, use BRAIN EMBOLISM, now!
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*PAIN*
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You're fucked! Fucking retarded turtle!
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Dickachu! Poison bubble attack!
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No no no! Wait, dumbass!
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No! AH!
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*PAIN*
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This game...
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KICKS ASS!
