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- (FBE) So today
there is no laptop in front of you.
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- Right.
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- That's quite all right.
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I'm always good with a little change.
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- It always gets me a little worried
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(laughing) 'cause who knows
what they're going to do now.
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- (FBE) Because today we want
to talk to you about something
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that was trending recently.
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Do you know what it means
when something is trending?
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- Uh, yes, I have an idea.
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If something's a trend,
a lot of people are doing it.
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- It's being talked about
by a lot of people or watched.
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- A lot of people are searching it
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and they're looking into it
and they're seeing what it's about.
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- Lots of people are interested in it.
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I've heard of things
going viral, like, in minutes.
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- (FBE) So when things
trend on social media,
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it means that a lot of people
are posting about it
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and a few weeks ago
the word "McChicken" started to trend.
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(chuckling)
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- Mc-- McChicken?
Ah, no, I missed that one.
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- Maybe it's because of McDonald's. (laughs)
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- (FBE) Any guesses as to why?
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- Maybe a new menu item
dealing with McNuggets or McDonald's.
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- They must have a sandwich
that they're selling at McDonald's.
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I haven't been there for quite a while.
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- They discovered that
there's 70 zillion calories in it,
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that they need to cut back
on the calories.
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- (Finebros) Well, #McChicken
is a Twitter hashtag
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that became popular due to the fact
that it was referring to a video.
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- Oh. That might be scary.
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- (FBE) Okay, so there's
no clean way of putting this:
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it is a video of a man essentially
having sex with a McChicken sandwich
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from McDonald's.
- (boisterous laughter)
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Oh my god.
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- (laughing) Okay.
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I'm not a man, but I don't think
it would feel very good.
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- I can't imagine a man
having sex with a sandwich.
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- That's like American Pie.
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Whenever it comes to food and sex,
it just doesn't hit me right.
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- That sounds like it could be fun.
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It looks like someone
is using his imagination.
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- I studied, when I was in law enforcement,
deviant sexual behaviors.
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It's part of becoming
a sex crimes investigator.
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So I've heard about people having sex
with a lot of different stuff,
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but I've never heard about that one.
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- (FBE) So the video started
being shared more and more online,
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and when people saw
that the hashtag was trending,
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they would go find the video,
they'd watch the video,
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then they would instantly regret
watching the video,
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but they would still feel the need
to post about it to their followers.
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- I'm sure. (laughs)
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- Oh no. That's just mean.
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- That's pretty sad
that they have nothing else to do.
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- I think it's distasteful.
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There's more interesting things
that you can put out.
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Something that can feed the mind,
and the heart, and the emotions,
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instead of just silly stuff.
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- We taste spoiled milk and then you say,
"Oh god, this tastes horrible.
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Here, taste it."
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You know, and they just pass it on.
It's the same kind of thing.
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- They just want other peoples' opinion,
if they're the same feeling as they do.
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Sometimes I do that too.
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If I regret watching a video
about animals getting hurt, then I post it.
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- (FBE) When it blew up,
people on social media
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were just posting about this non-stop,
and we've got a few of those posts
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to show you now.
- Oh dear.
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- "I was wondering
why #McChicken is trending.
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Found out really quick." (laughs)
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- (laughing) I would
probably react the same way.
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- His face says it all.
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He's saying, "Disgusting!"
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- "Me: I wonder why #McChicken
is trending on Twitter."
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Holy water and (chuckles) eye drops.
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(laughs)
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- Holy water. That's great.
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- She needs to cleanse her eyes.
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- That's a good reaction.
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Clean it out of your system.
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- "I'm supposed to do what with this?"
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(cracking up)
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- He doesn't know what to do?
Yes, questioning.
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Eat it. That's all.
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- "Selling #McChicken lub--" (laughing)
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So you can use it while
you have sex with the sandwich.
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- Oh my goodness! How gross!
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- I don't know what "HMU" is.
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- I'm not sure what "HMU" is.
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- Seth Rogen says, "I really hope
that Sausage Party
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in no way inspired
the #McChicken thing." (laughing)
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That's a good point.
It might just have.
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- There was a lot of food sex
going on in that movie.
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So it's possible, I guess.
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- Somebody watched Sausage Party
and decided that they would really do it.
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- (FBE chuckles)
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- With their sausage. Okay.
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- Sausage Party was clean compared
to having sex with a chicken sandwich.
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- (FBE) Well, finally, today
we do have the video with us.
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- We're not going to watch it?
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After all this talk,
I don't want to see it!
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- Does that mean I get to see it?
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Hopefully, I'll understand
what all the craziness is about.
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- My god. (laughing)
That I want to see.
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- (FBE) We're not going
to show it to the audience,
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so nobody is gonna watch it
except for you if you want to watch it.
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- (snorts)
- (FBE) So it is your call.
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It's a graphic video.
- Oh no. (laughing)
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I'll pass on it. I'll pass on it.
I really don't need to see that.
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- (FBE) Do you want to see it?
- Yeah.
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- I'm curious now.
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I'm one of the curious ones.
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- I'm looking forward to it.
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I'm over 21, so I think I can take it.
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- It won't be the first time
I've seen something very graphic.
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- I'll look at it, of course,
because I'm a dirty person.
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- Oh my god! (laughing)
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- Who is this--? Oh shoot!
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- (disgusted) Oh.
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Mm-hmm.
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- (giggling) That's it?
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- That's a pretty sturdy bun too.
I tell you (laughing).
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That's a lot of friction.
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- Ah, I don't want to-- (laughing).
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Oh my god!
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He's using it to M.
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To M, you know, M-A-S--
I don't even want to say the word.
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- I'm done. (laughing)
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It's porno!
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- It's a good thing you're
not showing this to the public
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because now I'm embarrassed
that I'm watching it.
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- I've never seen somebody
have sex with a sandwich.
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And I've lived a long time.
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- For me, it's like a sin.
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It's not normal!
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- It's a waste of bread
and a waste of chicken.
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- Have you got any
of that holy water? (chuckles)
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I gotta splash my whole face.
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- I don't understand
what's going on in the world.
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I'll stay in my own secluded
sheltered little thing
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and watch Masterpiece Theatre.
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- Thanks for watching
this episode of Elders React.
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- Like what you saw?
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I didn't, but hit that subscribe button.
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- Let us know in the comments
which viral trend
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we should react to next.
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- (laughing) Thanks for watching.
I'm gonna go wash my eyes out.
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