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Where are we on this move?
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Well, that's what Daddy and I
are talking about right now, sweetie.
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'Cause I have a major
project due on Tuesday,
-
and I'm not saying
I haven't started it,
-
but if you asked to see
what I've done so far,
-
there wouldn't
be anything.
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We're going.
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A-Are you sure?
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I-I'm gonna need
a little time to adjust,
-
but we --
we are going.
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Are you okay with that?
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Totally.
I'll reinvent myself.
-
I'm gonna
dye my hair blue
-
and carry around
an emotional support pig.
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Aww! I kn-- I know
just the pig!
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Cam, well,
call the college.
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Okay! I just want this
to be the right thing.
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If -- If this ends up
hurting the family,
-
I would never
forgive myself.
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No, no. We're stronger than that, okay?
We're gonna be fine.
-
[ Voice breaking ] Yeah.
[ "Endless Love" plays ]
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Not -- Not now, Lily.
-
You guys are gonna end up
singing. Just get to it.
-
Excuse me, young lady.
-
We're -- We're having a-a
serious conversation here, okay?
-
Do not reduce us to
a couple stereotypical --
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♪ My love ♪
-
♪ There's only you
in my li-ife ♪
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♪ The only thing
that's bright ♪
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Now you.
-
Why do I always have
to sing the female part?
-
[ High-pitched ]
♪ My first love ♪
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♪ You're every breath
that I take ♪
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I didn't think this through.
-
♪ You're every step
I make ♪
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I do not like being
the first person at a party.
-
Uh, oh, actually,
you're the last one.
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Yeah, Sal,
everybody's gone.
-
What?! Boo!
-
Gays used to be so fun,
before kids.
-
Come on!
Let's do shots!
-
You know this house is only
a block from my new place.
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[ Inhales sharply ]
Well, it's not "mine,"
-
but I get to stay there
for free
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'cause I let the guy who owns it
watch me on webcams.
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[ Gasps ] Aah!
-
I'm gonna be coming over
all the time!
-
Yay!
[ Chuckles ]
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And, um, Happy Face Emoji here
can babysit my dogs and kid.
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And you guys cook, right?
-
Ahh, 'cause my gummy's
kicking in.
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Actually, I'm feeling better
about the move already.
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Good.
