Stephen Chow - Fight Back To School (逃学威龙) Eng subtitles

Star Chow is about to be kicked out of the Royal Hong Kong Police's elite Special Duties Unit (SDU). But a senior officer decides to give him one last chance: Star must go undercover as a student at the Edinburgh High School in Hong Kong to recover the senior officer's missing revolver.

Fight Back To School 2 (逃学威龙2): http://youtu.be/DLHBsO-uXjA

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Understand?!

What are you doing?

Don't know

Don't know? I've made it clear

Scatter, scatter

Help, help

You're smart, why are you so smart?

Don't go too close

Hey

Dead?

Yes, dead already

Sir

Sir

The Mission has been completed smoothly

Star Chow, where are your men?

All dead!?

We want a supervisor, we want team work

Not going alone like Rambo

The captives have been saved

Rescuing is just an item in this exam

What matters most
is the safety of your juniors

and your leadership
but I can't see anything!

Sir, give me a chance

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Don't!

Sir, could you please reconsider?

Who is it?

Yes

Yes, Sir. The boss wants to see you

Yes, Sir

Good morning Sir, I'm Star Chow

Damn it, that adorable!

Turn a round for me
don't be shy, come on!

Irresistible, I'm sorry

Wanna get a promotion?

I don't want to be a gigolo, Sir

I asked if you want a promotion

I won't be gigolo, Sir

That's nonsense!
I asked if you want a promotion

Yes
but not at the cost of my chastity

Who wants your chastity?
I want your youth

Youth and chastity
are equally important to me

Fine, fine, I see
Let me finish my words

One day
some students visited our police station

A pistol was lost afterwards

Sir, we lose pistols very often

But that pistol is mine!

I can share your heartbreaking feeling

Yes
that pistol's followed me for 30 years

I've never shot it
it's for scratching itches

Speaking of the itch and here comes
Scratch me

The back? Yes

It's a kind pistol

Can pistol be kind?

It's got a kind nature
if it falls in the hands of bad students

tragedies will follow

Don't worry, Sir

I'll search the whole school
for your pistol

If I can manage, I don't have to ask you

I'm retiring, but I've lost my pistol

I'll lose my face if others know

so I want you to enter that school
as a spy

I'm not sure if I can teach

Who ask you to teach? To be a student!

Student?

I joined the police force
because I hated studying

I can't be a student
Sir, if you do so...

you're bringing me to a volcano
with lots of wild animals

paying no attention to my wailing

and are just kicking me cruelly...

into the exploding volcano

How can you be so cruel?

You can live and die excitingly then

Stop, no way escaping

Here's a pager watch, put it on

666 means I call you

Say to me, good morning sir

Good... morning... sir

Very good

Don't let others know
or both you and I will be in trouble

I'll see
if you guys will be late again

What are you staring at?

You'll learn it by heart later

That's the new boy

Big stupid guy, from which class?

Could it be ours?

I don't think so

Star Chow, I'm the Head of Discipline
of this school. My name is Lam

A mosquito

You came from England College?

Students from that school are rubbish

I don't care what's between your family
and the school committee

Edinburgh College is a prestigious school
and teach the best students

I can't stand a single bad element

or I'll kick you out of here, clear?

Yes, Sir!

You think that's interesting?
Bring him to the classroom

Come with me to the classroom

Around 1987, an observation
from the sky above the South Pole...

revealed the ozone hole up above there

Strong ultraviolet ray
is harmful to living organisms

A less serious situation
will affect the genes

The worst case will kill the cells

Plants will die as a result

Ultraviolet ray
can penetrate into the sea

I lose freedom, my heart's breaking
my tears' flowing

I've lost my way and gone astray
My heart is breaking

Who's attacking the police

Attacking what?

You! Take the duster out

I don't care you're new in here
What are you dreaming? What?

Miss has got her pride
The lesson restarts!

Let's start with the atmosphere layer

The atmosphere
is made up of several layers

The layer nearest to the earth
is called the troposphere

It's 15,000 to 50,000 feet
above the earth

It contains cloud and weather systems

The Ming Dynasty
particularly stressed on punishment

Disrespect Party politics and espionage
were subjects to punishment

Turtle Wong

Mr. Cheng
what does it mean by espionage?

It's the current practice of spying

The people involved are called spies

These people are punished
by castration

Castration!?

Chopping sex organ, kid

Chopped by how many inches?

That depends on
how many inches you've got

The wrong book again, absent-minded!

Really absent-minded!

What's that noise?

Thank you for your help
Come and help me again

Come... Quicker...

Serve him right

You're laughing so happily
you come out too

Come...

What's your name?

Star Chow

And you?

Turtle Wong

What's your name?

Star Chow

What's yours?

Turtle Wong

What's your name?

Star Chow

Let's begin, Star Chow

This experiment is quite complicated

We must remember each step

Forgetting one single step
will be very dangerous

Sorry... the most important thing
of this experiment is...

Memory

If not it'll...

will be very dangerous

Stop!

Hey... get back down here

Hey, you, go away

Please could you get down here first

What are you doing? Who are you?
What's this to do with you

Excuse me and you get down

Why pulling me down here?

You're standing on my belly

Don't go away, we're on the same boat
we share the same code

Code!?

Chicken, turtle, bone, boil, spoon

What's the code?

Chicken, turtle, bone, boil, spoon

What's this? The code!

God! Everybody's abnormal here
Excuse me

You can't climb out from here

You can't walk out from here

OK, I'll use the front door

Not even with the front door

What's it?

Nothing, this boy's gone mad suddenly

Yes, I've gone mad. I want home

What is it?

Sorry, Sir

Don't block my way, please

Excuse me, please

Excuse me, I want to go

Are you alright?

I'm sick, I want to go home

Please let me go! Thank you

You're not feeling well

Yes

Come with me

Let's see if you've got a fever

No

Yes

No, look at it yourself

It's me who's got the fever
not the thermometer

I'm feeling so bad

Let me see your eyes

Look down

Look up

Look at the left

Hey, your eyeballs can't move?

It can't since I've got a fever

Pretending...

I'm Miss Ho, I'm not teaching your class

but I'm the counsellor of your class

You go back to classroom first

Come to me anytime
if you've got problem. Be good

Are you mad just because I've dropped
your pencil case unintentionally?

No, I ain't, ain't

I'm so frightened

So how much do you want?

That depends...

Only $300

I'm not frightened now

If I know you still got money with you

I'll not throw your pencil case away
but you!

I understood

Good, the saviour comes

Don't get it mistakenly
I'm not helping you guys

and I'm not your saviour

You can! You look so cheeky

They'll only bully you, not me
Thank you very much!

Sir, I remember the code

It's Dong Tong, Tong Dong Dong, right?

It's you? Yes

You should have said earlier

I forgot the code earlier

Sir, I'm CID5798
I'm sent here to cooperate with you

Go home
and have your hands stopped trembling

My hands are not trembling
It's the Parkinsonism

I'm only pretending
That saves me from doing a lot of work

The boss has asked you
to stay at my home

What kind of stick are you chewing?

To quit smoking

Hey... Miss Ho? Forget about her!

Her boyfriend
is the Head of Anti-triad Unit

What are you saying?

What?

I'm keeping an eye on that kid
who's smoking

You mean Johnny?

What is he?

The head of the 4 Tigers of Mount Parker

His big brother
Teddy Big is really somebody

He's the most suspicious in the case
which our boss lost his pistol

Keep an eye on him

Go!

Big brother

You asshole, what a lousy idea

Big brother

Now somebody's after us for money

It's fine to traffic drugs
why trafficking arms?

You said arms-trafficking
is profiteering during the Gulf War

You should have persuaded me

What are we going to do
with these AK47 s?

If we got pistols, we can rob

Johnny is here

Why didn't you tell me earlier

He's cheeky

Even you can be cheeky
if you've got money

You're here, come in

They're for Fung-shui
keep your hands off

I'm sorry

How are you getting on?

You're cheeky now

Don't worry, my dad's gone traveling

He won't have come back
even our cars reach Shenzhen

Let's see

and do pay us the money
for the 2 cars of my Brother back

I can only pay you
when my clients pay me

You're not that in need of money, right?

I need money badly

The money I collected in the school
can't even afford 2 nights in the Karaoke

I've got a great thing, wanna see?

It's great
we stole from the police academy

Cop's pistol?

3 each. Don't fight for it

In memory of your fathers?

Do I still need to work
if I've got so many fathers

They're all my ex-partners

Good, noodles...

Cook some for yourself

Come on, no...

Yes

Cook oneself is illegal

How many partners you've got?

But there're 10 here

I have to prepare one to two more...

one to two more...

and see who's coming to me

Maybe he needs it. Just keep as stock

Would you mind?

What are you saying?

You don't understand?

It's better if you don't understand

Die at an early age

Eat your noodles
I'll have supper outside

Remember to do your homework
you've to go school tomorrow

Fuck you No fucking

Nothing. Keep talking

You're always so dirty

I get used to it

I worked as a servant in a school
it's fine at first

but I have to work under Sir Chow

What an ass

What are you doing?

I'm less fortunate than you

I'm following the case of Teddy Big

Arms?

What a coincidence
we're also after Teddy Big

but for the pistol

Cop's pistol? Yes

Really?
They're in the machine gun business

Machine guns in HK?

Yes, goods have arrived

Wow...

Why don't you arrest them

The buyers are terrorists
Boss wants to arrest all at one go

That's tough!

It's life and death
if something goes wrong

We can't afford to alarm them

Well
keep an eye for the pistol for me as well

Sure Sure?

You have my word

Among the gang of underground informers

all are dead except you and me

Of course, I'll keep an eye for you

Everyone can die, except this

Lousy

Brother Teddy, stay calm

We'll settle if there's any problem

Remember Chicken Brand
whom you arrested 10 years ago

He wants to say hello to you
Inspector Wong

Policeman

Understand?

Yes, good

Understand?

Fuck

Stand on one foot, upper

A show over there

Watch only...

What?

I said watch only, don't laugh

Ha...

Are you alright?

Does it hurt?

You just didn't take my words to heart

This student is brainless
he's hopeless

Yes... always absent-minded
hopeless

He's a jerk already
looks as if he's sick

Never seen a 'star' like him

You 2 should be looking for the pistol
not looking up the dictionary

He couldn't hand in his homework today

and was punished
by not allowing to go back the classroom

You can look into the case
even if you're outside the classroom!

If I fail to hang in homework again
I'm out of the school

and I can't look into anything

Can you solve this calculation?
Let's see

I know nothing about trigonometry

When you first asked me
to handle this case

your attitude was different

No, he's always like this

I'm always like this

My soft words are
for cheating you to get involved

What about
asking some other cadets to come here...

and solve the Maths

You're an idiot! That means
disclosing the case to everybody?

Let me tell you
finish this case quickly

or I'll kick your brains out
with my Scissors Legs

What?

I'll fly over and kick you with legs
like scissors and kick your brain out

Scissors Legs, scared?

Very

Scissors Legs, what a joke

He was really gorgeous

he was!

He was able to deal with 20 guys alone

or only be able to shoot 20 planes!?

Dad, are you alright? Dad

Dad, go to hell, Dad

How can you say that!

Damn it! I'm late

It's only 6 o'clock

I'm influenced by your hard-work
I've to do a little revision

Yam...

I'm not called Yam

But you really look like

Have you finished your Biology?
Let me copy

I won't even if I have. Are you nuts?

I'll give you $50 in return

Mine?

You want money
before finishing the homework?

Stay away, one by one

as many as you want

Any compositions? Compositions

Keung, yours is torn, go away

He's quite popular Yes

Copy this late?

You're ruining your future. Hopeless

Look, I've finished

You think you're smart?

Of course

I'm not mocking you

I just want to say, from now on

I won't let anyone
throwing dusters at me

I won't be punished
by standing on the corridor

or standing in the playground

or holding a damn cardboard publicly
like a monkey. No!

Just keep copying...

Sudden test, those who fail
will be standing in the playground for a week

Mobile phone? Cool, isn't it?

What?

What? Chinese History test?
You 2 can handle

What? Boss, my Chinese History won't do

Hold on!
Mandy, ask all seniors to come up here

Ask them who's the one
suppressed the An-Shi Rebellion?

A - Kwok Chi, B for boy, is that clear?

Li Kwang Bud, C-Li Hark Yong
It's Li Hark Yong, not Lee Hac Ken

A is Kwok Chi Yee
B is Lee Kwang Bud

Which two of them are the heroes

Kwok Chi Yee and Chu Wen

It seems to be Lee Kwang Bud and Chu Wen

So who's the hero? Answer me!

Kwok Chi Yee or Chu Wen?

What? You look up the book?

No, I can manage... few more seconds

Son, it's Chu Wen. Who's Chu Wen?

The answer is B

Banana? B for banana

And ask them

What's the Ox-Li Party Conflict?

Find again? You even don't know this!

What have you studied? Shit!

Which big case are you in?

No idea

A for apple, that's it

Next question, listen carefully

The answer is D, D for dog

D for, D for dog

B

Uncle Tat, what are you doing here?

Well... collecting rubbish

The female toilet is blocked
can you do with that?

Come with me

What, the test is over

Sir, which case?

Sam Long

Dead already?

The case is re-judged

Stupid me, I should have guessed that

No

No again

You two are riding?

Falling

So you two are cheating

No, only me who's cheating. Arrest me

Come out with me

A moment please

He cheated in the Chinese History test
by copying the Chinese Literature book

You're dumb

That's not exactly cheating

I only want to let him
have the proper punishment

What do you say?

Deduct 3 marks from his conduct as usual
Stop it

Please don't. A deduction of 12 marks
will be out of this school

Miss Leung, what about you?

Kill him

What did you say?

That isn't what you want?
Just cheating

It's one of our experience
of growing up

Who hasn't cheated before?

But you even didn't use your brains
to cheat

Stand properly. Don't move!

You don't use your brains
you deserve it

I suggest arranging for another test

If he still doesn't learn from it
test him again and again

until he passes

That's punishing me
I can't afford the time

Save your time
from going to the race-course You

I agree

You can talk to his parents and
try to understand his family background

Fine, I've decided

He's punished by staying after school
for a week, clean the playground for two

Deduct 5 marks from his conduct
re-test next week

Also, I want to meet your parents

Parents? I don't have any

I've got no relatives, no friends

Who's your guardian?

I'm my own guardian

If there's anybody you want to see
It's me

His file

Who's his guardian in there?

Uncle Tat?

Uncle Tat!

Stop it, God... big news

Uncle Tat, is Star Chow really your son?

You're a senior to me, you say

Star Chow, say!

Don't laugh, say!

Yes

Yes... I'm sorry...

I bet, they look exactly the same

What? The same?

His dad? Nonsense

Hey, no... here

your surname's Tso
his is Chow, why?

How do I know? Why?

This is an order

When he's born, I named him Star Tso

but then he named himself Star Chow
I don't know why

Is this correct?

It's right

Sir, excuse us

Hold on, Uncle Tat
we want you to come up here to tell

your son cheated in a test

Cheated? That's disgraceful, no good...

You can't cheat
Sir, cheating... no good...

Excuse us

Hey, don't you see

parents and teachers
should cooperate to teach him

Right?

Teach him, for how long?

Your son's been here for only 3 days
and he cheated

Give me one or two slaps No...

You should teach him effectively

Don't be too serious

Of course, not to be too serious

Alright, I know what to do

You cheated?
I'll beat the hell out of you

Don't let him beat you

I'll beat you...

Dead already? Dead already

You're lying No

Again

You son-of...

Sir Chow, please

I have to use all my strength
to beat a strong man like you

Well...

I'm old and lacking of strength

After I beat you, my bones crack

Really? Yes

I'm sorry

Never mind, I'm in this business

Go and see the doctor, I'll pay for it

Thank you, thank you

Uncle Tat!

Miss Ho

Don't be so angry

Star Chow
do you know how great your father is?

Don't mention it, all parents are great

He can't go on like this
let me be his tutor

I've got no money to pay you

We can't owe you this favour, Miss

Uncle Tat! Dad

I won't take any money

No...

I'll lead him onto the right track

No...

No... not good

So let's start from tomorrow
Don't worry

Thank you, thank you

Thanks a lot

Save it, a golden opportunity for you

You said no to her, how dare you!

Be smart, don't reveal your identity

Hey

Somebody's looking for you

Who?

Go up and you'll know

OK. Coming

I must show him how smart I'm

He's coming

Who helps him just stand on his side

You want protection fee
I pay it for him

You Turtle must have no idea of death!

Let me take your mouth as an ashtray

Take him here

Anything else

Nothing

So don't call me up here
unless necessary

OK

Hopeless

Star, you're smarter than Bruce Lee

Star
do want to have your shoes cleaned?

Smart Star, have you got enough money?
I can give you

What's more, if you're not neat and tidy
I must beat you

Your hand. Show me your hand

I'm too old to be hit on the palm

Show me

Don't, no need, Miss

That one

I'll show you somewhere else to beat

If you are cruel enough
use all your strength to beat me

Like a garbage can

It's shameful if Miss Ho sees this

Hey, what's this? A toaster?
Throw the bread away

The blue magazines in your room
you have to...

Tidy up your room, stop eating

What? Let's play something

OK, tidy this place

To be Parkinsonism

Is Parkinson your dad?
Always so fond of this

I don't care how old you're
I tell you

The son shouldn't have a larger room
than his dad

Miss, I'm not sure about this

About what?

Please be seated, Star
your hair's been ruffled?

Legs should be straight
quicker, somersault

Yes... right...

You haven't put on your spectacles

You guys look so bored

Bored?
Let's ask Miss to take us out for a picnic

Bring your girlfriends along

With girls, we're fine

Great, Miss

Come on, help and light it

It can't be lit

Great...

You're too young to smoke
Throw it away!

I'll report to the police
You're ruining your future

Don't you smoke?

No, too expensive for me

Don't believe me? Smell my mouth

Are you silly?

Look, my teeth are clean

Well
aren't you too young to have wisdom teeth

How old are you?

I'm... 18 years old

18?

Going on 19

But you look mature

Indeed, I'm ripe and ready to eat

All classmates have girlfriends
where's yours?

I don't have any

I'm against dating during study

It's a waste of time

You're cunning Right

Really? Really

I've seen your boyfriend
He waits outside the school

How do you know he's my boyfriend?

I can tell

He's quite good to you

You're nosy

but I think he's not my type

Right
you can't be reluctant to love somebody!

He's a cop. I hate cops

Me too, I don't like them much

What?

Annie, do me a favour

What?

Can I see your breast?

What?

One side will do

Breast!

You lose nothing!

What a lousy Turtle!
You're dirty-mouthed

Still here?

Turtle Wong does look like a turtle

Especially his head
With a shell, he looks exactly like a turtle

Turtle's result has dropped
I must give him some tutorials

But you're already my tutor
You still have time?

You've progressed

So let me be his tutor

I'm progressing
There should be no problem

Can you manage?

Yes, as long as you're my tutor

I can then manage to be his tutor
You see?

You see...

See?

This is my home, how's it?

Grandma, pour some tea

Brother Star, make yourself at home

Brother Star
which TV game you want to play?

PC or Nintendo?

Not now...

You're a nuisance. Pour some tea

Have some tea

Thanks, thanks

You guys are classmates?

Yes

Yes

Study together?

Classmates?

Yes...

You guys are classmates?

Yes, how do you know?

Stop it, you get back there

Stupid

Your Maria?

My Grandma

Grandma? Where're your parents?

They seldom come here

Brother Star, some great things for you

Wow... you've got a lot of great things

I'm coming here to be your tutor

Don't be silly

Grandma, try this

It's free. What's the harm of trying?

OK

Is it fun?

Try back hand, it's more interesting

Back hand and rush down at 90 degree

Hold, let the head go up first
Ready... go

Very good! Good shot

Try with both hands. It's stronger

Hit his head. There, right...

Wow... crueler than me

What about the Open Day?
You're responsible for the games

The theme of the games
is about fairy tales

Snow White and the seven dwarfs
What do you think...

Snow White and the seven dwarfs
are sleeping in the same bed

Seven guys, they've...

Enough. You're going too far

Miss, these may not be something we like

Why don't you ask our opinion?

Yes...

Ask Eleven
Eleven, what do you like to play?

Video games

The same for me

Right

Should we find something...

more interesting and exciting?

What about popguns?

Great...

Popgun is too violent

It's quite violent

but violence is better than porn

Have your supper...

Thanks

Stupid boy, why don't you give a hand?

What are you doing?

Enough. How can you behave like that?

Miss, have some soup

Have a piece of pork chop

Thanks. Uncle Tat

Dad, you try some

No need... What about you?

You got high score this time

Thank you Miss for giving me tutorials

But Turtle has higher score than you do

Really?

Look

Thanks to me who gives him tutorials

I instruct him to study everyday

Isn't it great
if every student behaves like you?

Well, it's even greater
if every Miss looks like you

There you go again

Scissors

Stone

Paper

I even couldn't hold her hand. Damn it

Where's my kid gone?

Grandma
I'm not coming home for dinner. See you

Mobile phone, cool

Brother Turtle, for this month

Today is the beginning of the month?

Yes, look after me

You should thank Brother Star

Be smart. Brother Star hates dumb guys

A waste of time

Brother Star loves this book
I treat this for next month

Brother Turtle, this is to thank you

Smart boy!

Something great to show you

Calling you, buddy

Why are you so thievish? Stay there

I can too

Brother Star
you're silly to find means doing so

You son-of-a-bitch

Go away

Open your mouth

Let me off, Brother Star

You keep running
despite my shouting at you?

I didn't mean it

What's your name?

Turtle Wong

Where do you live?

Kowloon Tong

The whole of Kowloon Tong?

Next to Ideal Hotel

Turn around

Hands on the head

Stop playing tricks

What's this?

Your phone

I know

So why did you ask?

Mind your manner to cop

What are these?

HK dollars

I know

So why did you ask?

Am I not qualified to ask you?

Am I not qualified?

You're qualified...

Tell me what are these?

HK dollars

I know

So why did you ask?

Son of a bitch, tell me

or I'll kick your brains out
with my Scissors Legs

Don't do that, Brother Star
the money is yours

What's that to do with me?

Protection fee

What protection fee?

I collect $30 from each classmate

We're the richest and most powerful gang

Most powerful gang?

Right, the Star Gang

Big brother

Listen, I'm not your big brother

Take your money back. Go at once

He's calling me, not you

Call him Grandpa

Grandpa

Good boy

Let's not turn our place into anarchy
or we both will be in trouble

I'm looking after you
Anybody gives troubles to you...

means giving trouble to me. Right?

Right

Want to get up a branch in my sphere?
We aren't Seven-eleven

Such an idiot! Know nothing

He's silly and knows nothing

Let me see how powerful he is

Sir Chow, Teddy Big arrives

Seems to come here for you. Watch out

Don't worry, it'll be fine

Grandpa, come over here

Don't call me Grandpa again, you guys

Brother Star
Teddy Big is coming to see you

Who wants to see me?

He said he wanted to see the head
That's you

That's you. You're the head recently

So what?

Hey, kid, stop

Are you the big brother?

How are you, brother?

So you're the head of the Star Gang
how cheeky

What did you say?

You didn't even inform me
when you set up a gang in my sphere

What's your rank?

I'm second in my family
I've got an elder sister

but she married a long time ago

She's trying to emigrate

How dare you
talk to my big brother like that?

Cops're coming

Kid, you're lucky

Watch your steps
you'll be less fortunate next time

What are you doing?

Are you still the tutor of Star Chow?

Yes
though his performance is not that great

but he's progressing a lot

Do you know
there's a new triad gang in your school?

Triads again? I've told you before

I won't tell you
my students' particulars

I'm not asking for that
I want to tell you

The new triad gang in your school
is called the Star Gang

The leader is your student, Star Chow

That's ridiculous. Listen!
He's my student

not a triad leader

But he's a bad element in the school

I say again:
no bad elements in my school

We're responsible
for leading students on to the right track

Fine, forget it

I don't want him to ruin our love

Can you stop being his tutor?

I'm your boyfriend, I worry about you

I teach students
to trust those around him

and you ask me not to trust my students?

Hi

Let's have our tutorial in the bedroom

because Dad's playing Mah-jong
and I don't want to disturb him

Are you alright, Miss?

Study in the bedroom

Alright

Having an affair?

What?

Have a walk outside

Walk to where?

To Guangzhou if you like

One for you, one for me

You're wrong

I'm right, yours is super thin

Really? Really

I'm not the type you think
and I'm not...

Hold it, she's a good girl

Don't ruin her, 15 minute will be enough

Go, stop bullshitting

Nuts

Damn! This is my home
and you asked me to go out

Are you father of Star Chow

Yes He said yes

Hey, what are you doing?

It's only a gum. Chewing gum

Start your lesson

You think I'm an idiot?
I'm disappointed in you

Help... help

Uncle Tat. What's up?

How are you?

Fine Uncle Tat

Stand aside

Stop it, give me a chance

Who asked you to come?

Teddy Big, please give me another chance

Give you another chance to do what

To go away

Where you wanna go?

I don't know

Go home and have a sleep
Your mom misses you

You're no wonder the no. 1 killer
in the SDU

That's only basic skill
Cops can't be as stupid as you

You're right

Dad, are you alright?

I'm fine, I'll rub some oil...

Let me rub... Good boy

Stop pretending

You're not a student
and you're not his father

We're indeed father and son

Though I look younger than him
he's my true son

Actually, I can't tell you this

but I don't want to lie to you

I'm a cop

Sir Chow, everything's settled
Do tell all

I'm a cop and
I'm in the school to look into a case

but I really want to help the kids

I don't care and don't wanna know
what's between you

but please stop fooling me, Sir Chow

What are you doing?

Don't tell the others, OK?

Don't

Will she tell the others?

She will, you go and kill her

Yes, Sir!

Save your dirty words

I should kill you first, save yourself!

OK...

Have I spent too much?

Do you believe I'll smash your head

I do

That's wonderful

Yes...

You've been in the school for 2 months
and you've found nothing

What have you done?

Tell me

My way is like this

First I have to communicate
with the students and teachers

Yes, culturing a relationship

No matter what

find out that pistol within a month

or both of you will be fired

I don't care, I was born cheap
I'm not ambitious

I'll send you to work along the border

Great... thanks a lot!

Don't be so rash

You scared us by your hand which can smash

Yes, we're scared

Keep that smashing hand away
We're scared enough

The students will do a good job
in the Open Day

Fine, last year was boring

Alright

Can you lend me your pager?

What's for? Lend it to me

The pager is mine...

Lend it to me

The pager is...

I know, I'll return it to you afterwards
Thanks

If not for you
I wouldn't have scored 80 in Geography

If not for you
the kids wouldn't have listened to me

For you told me
the goal of life shouldn't be for oneself

Now I tell you my goal in life is you

Sorry for having lied to you in the past

Sorry because I'll always follow you
Star Chow

Hi

Foolish! I'll keep the pager

Hey, the pager is mine

You block my way

Hey, the pager is mine

Why are you standing here?

You're blocking my way by standing here

But the pager is mine...

Can you excuse me

Somebody's chasing after you, run!

Turtle, go away

Many against one?

Sir, shall we start?
Know the situation first

Don't go

Damn!

Brother Star is in trouble

Help him

Let's start

The cops, run away, the cops

Brother Star, are you alright?

I'm fine, fine

Sir
the fighting is in full swing over there

What?

Report to us in the police station

How are you? Are you alright?

I think I'm fine

Take a rest

Are you two alright?

Alright

Have you seen Star Chow?

No

No, go back and take a rest

Have you seen Star Chow?

No, Miss

Talk everything to my lawyer

Turtle

Miss, it hurts!

Have you seen Star Chow?

No, I don't know where they've taken him

Have you seen Sir Wong?

Sir Wong... he...

Hey

You're not obliged to say anything

but whatever you say
may be used as an evidence

I have the right to call my lawyer
and to have some tea

but you've got no right to hang me up

It stinks Hands off

Wanna beat my sole?
Take me for a new comer?

Good, come. Beat my head instead

Let's see who gets the trouble, come on

Right

I can beat you this time

Miss Ho, you can't go inside

Hey

Are you alright? What are you doing?

Beating your own man? Actually...

Why are you here?

Crazy! Beat your man

I've got something important to tell you

Let me finish. Actually he's a...

Stop it

Star, are you alright?

Ask if his hand is alright

Go back and rub some oil
or your bones will crack

Are you leaving?

They beat anybody no matter what. Go...

It's fine now, go

You've made a mess
instead of looking for the pistol

You'll never get a promotion

Maybe you don't want promotion, too

Go away, get back to square one

Give me one more chance Chance?

I've given you chances
Still ask for more?

Didn't I give you any chance?

I didn't say that

We'll die together
if you can't find the pistol

Real Scissors Legs!?

No need to be that happy

Very funny

When is your birthday?

December 22, a party for me?

No, Mine is January 4

Remember my name is Tso Tat Wah

No, this time it's either you or me

There should be one who writes something
on the grave for the other

Can you make it more explicit?

The arms?
I knew where Teddy Big put his arms

Why didn't you say earlier?

I'm scared, big brother

Call me Sir

Attention

Yes, Sir

Do you know
the consequence of not telling the truth?

So why didn't you tell?

Yes, Sir

Afraid, Sir I'm afraid too

But we're the cops and must do our best

Sorry, Sir

You wanna be a spy forever?

Yes

What?

It's interesting
I'll accompany you when you die

Stand straight and look at me

Kiss you

Son of a bitch

It's this car park

It's here Which car?

How do I know? So?

Look into every car

You're stupid

What?

Some noise outside
Go out and have a look

Go in and have a look

Anything?

Nothing

So what's the noise?

Check around

Great

They're all long guns

This one is short. This's cop's pistol
This one...

What are you doing?

Bring them all to the police station

The car will carry them. Put them down

Finished? Finished

I haven't got into the car

I'm here... hey...
I haven't got into the car

Excuse me, what problem?

Everything under control
Don't worry, OK?

Time to pee...

I'll show you something great afterwards

You call me this early
please show me something great

Of course something great

Something great?

Keep it

I've never thought it'd be back
smart boy

Stop crying. More to come More?

Wake up, hey

Wow... where did you find it?

It's really great before my retirement

You can be the governor
if you don't retire

Wait a few more seconds

Smart Star Chow, you've moved my arms?

Wanna hear your dad's voice?

Kid. I'm fine so far, but...

Listen, if you wanna see your dad

meet me at the back of the school
in half an hour

Remember, no tricks

Hey, the foreigner's getting impatient
for waiting half day

I'm calling him. Be more patient

Ask him to shut up

He'll see the guns in half an hour

Why are you so nervous?

The guns are with me
Call the SDU if necessary

They can manage

Then Uncle Tat will be more dangerous

Remember he's a cop and a spy

He knows. He's old to suffer

Hey, I know what you wanna do
wanna show off again?

Don't. I'd rather kill you myself
than letting others kill you

Hey. This is a kind pistol

Don't. It hasn't been used
for more than 30 years

Don't take it away
What you doing? Driving away?

Drive if you have the guts

Don't come back if you have the guts

Young guys nowadays are so brave

Where are the guns?

Release my dad

Follow me...

Star, I haven't...

Go ahead

What smell?

Burn the banknotes...

It can't be fired! Isn't it too kind?

Go away!

Catch him!

Why coming back to school?

Wanna kill your classmates?

Today is a public holiday

Shit, nobody's there to help

Higher. Hey... what are you playing?
Stop...

What? Popgun again? Give us a hand

Hold it, help me

You should help too. Hurry

What happened to Brother Star?
He said he'd help

He still hasn't showed up

Brother Star must have been arrested
by police

You're silly. Miss Ho's seen him

Really?

Miss Ho! Is brother Star alright?

Alright

I'm right. Stop bullshitting

You look dull. Are you alright?

I'm fine

So many people here

Why are you here? Today's holiday

Go away. It's dangerous

Go quickly

Uncle Tat can run that fast

Come closer Wait

Damn it

Have you seen Star Chow?

No Inside

Why looking for him?

None of your business!

Stay away

Keep an eye on the students. Come here!

That way

Hey... what do you want?

None of your business
Don't make a sound

Babe, are you scared?

Then you won't be scared

Finished

Miss Leung, call the police
Hurry

Let's go and save Brother Star

Don't. They've got pistols

I've got one too

Don't go...

What are you doing? Wanna die?

Follow me

Hey, wait Quick

Let's go

That's the entrance, genius

How do I know?
Every door looks the same

So you have to follow me. Stupid

Here we're

Call the boss right away

What about you?

A lot of kids are there
I must go back

But the pistol can't work

I can manage

No, I must stay and help you

Seek helpers!
You're too old to help

Hey...

Have you seen him?

No

You go that way. The rest follows me

Turn left

Left again, left

Hands up. Don't move

I've asked you not to move

Go... quickly

Kin's shot. Take him away

Quickly. Damn it

Go, wanna die?

Go... that way... that way

Go... you kid

Squat! Squat down!

That way, go

Quicker I'll kill you with a shot

Move!

No again? You didn't leave me one?
You're cruel to me

Brother Star Brother Star

Star Chow. Listen!
the kids are in my hands

I'll give you 5 minutes

If you don't come out
I'll kill them all

Brother Star, they mean it

Stop it... Don't make sound
Stay calm. Do you hear me?

What are you best at doing?

We'll die this time

Fuck you. Shut up!

Listen. What are you best at doing?

Flirting

What's besides flirting?

Nothing

You're best at having fun
You flirt because you want to have fun

not because you want to marry

OK, let's have fun with them

and try to play a game
but we can't lose this game

or somebody will die
Have you played such an exciting game?

No

But we'll by no means lose

All we have to do is to cooperate

I'm the supervisor
and you two listen to me

We are in a favourable situation

We'll win. Must be confident

Are you confident?

Yes... Good! Start!

Six of them
Give me any weapons

Popgun

Not popgun. I said no popguns

This is a real gun with 5 bullets

Only 5 bullets?

Star Chow, come out quickly

Let's gamble. Mark the time

Good. Do as we planned, clear?

Star Chow, come out!

You think I'm kidding?

You hear me?
I'll kill them one by one

20 seconds left

Come out!

Come out... or I'll kill them one by one

Come out or I'll blow their brains off

Do you believe me?

So you don't believe me. Good

Run... quickly

Fire... fire if you have the guts

I'm afraid you don't have the guts

He's the first to die

Go ahead. That's none of my business

Wanna cover you? You'll be shot anyway

You know what will happen. Come

You think I'll be scared?

I can kill you with only one shot

Fire...

I will. Go ahead

I count 3 and let's fire together

1,2,3... OK, sorry
It's my fault, sorry

You're no match for me

Why taking this so seriously?

Guns down

Go back...

Where's the money?

Not with me

Where's the money?

Here's the money

Put the pistol down!

Do you dare?

or I'll burn all the banknotes

and we'll all have troubles

Got a lighter?

You don't have any?

No, how about you?

No

Brother Teddy
can I borrow your lighter?

You asked for it!

Big Brother... watch out, go quickly

So cool!

How dare you firing back at me?
Come out at once!

Wanna kill me? Come out...

Don't fire!

Guns down!

Boss

Bingo!

Kid
I'm not the leader of the Star Gang

I'm one of the Royal HK Police Force
also known as Scissors Legs

Remember that!

Boss

You'll leave scars on my pistol
if you throw it

I have no choice...
Your pistol can't work!

I've told you this is a kind pistol

You wanna use it to kill?
How dare you?

but you're also smart
to shot him quite accurately

and maintain the police's reputation

School of Police hasn't taught me this
I learnt it in this school

The men're coming. I'm leaving
Don't tell them I've been here

Thanks for arresting him
Chief Inspector Chow

What? Chief Inspector?

When I say you are, you are

Shouldn't I be the Chief Superintendent?

Brother Star

Do come and have tea some time

Pass this mobile to you, do call me

I'll call back right after it rings

Take care Take care

Brother Star, how lucky you are!

Yes...

What are you waiting for!?