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The Lazer Collection 3

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    DFEAR studios
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    www.dfearstudios.com (Delicious!)
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    Excuse me, are you Detective Randal uh, oh, uh...
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    Are you Detective Randal?
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    Yeah that's me.
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    Chief's got your first case, rookie.
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    Hmph, finally.
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    There's been a string of deaths in the area, charred bodies, reports of explosions and yelling.
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    Seemingly random events that ended in death and no witnesses.
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    What are we thinking, murder?
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    Not likely, but possible.
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    The weird thing is the bodies showed traces of...
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    Pure energy.
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    Energy? Like electric, solar or what?
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    No Randal,
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    just
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    pure
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    energy.
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    Odd.
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    Odd? Odd is Benjamin Franklin playing tetherball with Van Helsing.
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    Odd is a big-toed tadpole tainted by the tides of a dawn since past.
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    Odd is a 40-year-old senior officer cries himself to sleep every night, dreaming of a life on the road as a traveling naked contortionist never returning home, never stopping or breaking his stride!
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    Un- unless he saw a TGI Fridays.
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    He **ing loves that place.
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    This isn't odd, Randal.
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    This... is a mystery.
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    DFEAR STUDIOS PRESENTS
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    AN ANIMATION BY DOMINIC J. FERA
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    DOM FERA
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    SETH KING
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    AND TIM "GORILLA FIST" KISH
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    THE LAZER COLLECTION 3
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    WRITTEN, DIRECTED, AND ANIMATED BY DOM FERA
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    [ringing]
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    Hello?
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    BLAAAGH
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    Harry! Come quickly! Dumbledore's been in some sort of accident!
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    Oh my god! Was it serious?
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    No, it was Snape.
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    [trombone]
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    BLAAAGH
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    Hey uh, ahem, uh Phil?
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    Hey man. What's going on?
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    I got you some... jellybeans!
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    Alright, cool.
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    [horn]
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    BLAAAGH
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    Ooh, a magic lamp!
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    Doctor Octogonapus-BL
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    Ooh! I've never seen a genie like this before!
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    DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS-BLL
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    Okay, for my first wish-
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    DOCTOR OCTOGONAPU-
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    Abupupupup. Don't talk. I'm your master now.
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    Doc-
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    For my first wish-
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    DOCTOR OCTO-MOTHER**ING-GONAPUS-BLBLBLBLAAAGH
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    I always knew I was meant for this, meant to be a hero, the savior of the city, the protector of people.
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    I knew I always had something deep inside me, some- something deep inside oh- oh god there's something, there's something insi-
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    [scream]
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    Doctor Octogonapus
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    BLAAAGH
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    So what do you think Randal?
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    Big crowd. Call me testicles, but I think the killer's still here.
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    So you're sure it's a murder.
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    His chest was torn open first.
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    You think he did that himself?
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    My guess is the killer thought they can burn a super hero's body, and now they're here to see if it worked. But where?
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    Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you-
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    BLAAAGH
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    [gunshots]
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    Oh, no, I can't let him get away!
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    [grunt]
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    [crash]
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    What the hell?
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    [choke]
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    Embrace who you are, Randal.
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    [yelling]
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    [crash]
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    RANDAL NO!
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    [sigh] I'm fine. But this case was just made personal.
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    The Lazer Collection 3 is brought to you in part by:
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    The Genie With a Dirty Mind!
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    Hey Genie, do you mind if I'm on top tonight?
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    [chuckle]
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    [doorbell]
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    Hello?
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    BLAAAGH
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    Hang on tight, spider monkey.
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    [screeching]
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    [flatulance]
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    [slurp]
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    I am a dirty boy, it's time for me to take a shower.
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    BLAAAGH
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    Oh hey Jimmy, what are you doing?
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    I'm taking a poop!
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    Great, listen to my flute.
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    [flute]
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    BLAAAGH
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    Hey dude, I wouldn't shake that up like that if I was you.
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    Ah, relax man.
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    See?
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    Doctor Octogona-
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    [grunt]
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    Alright, start talking. What did you mean by embrace who I am?
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    Detective oc, octera-
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    Randal! We got you covered up here!
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    Who is this guy, Bobby?
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    Uh, there was a witness. said he thinks he screamed his name before he capped the hero.
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    What did he say?
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    Doctor Octogonapus I think.
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    Hey, wait a sec...
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    No...
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    Yes!
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    My son.
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    [scream]
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    Feel the power Randall. Let it seep up your thighs and penetrate your body. Let it penetrate you Randall!
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    It feels good!
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    Now release! Let it build up and release!
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    BLAAAGH
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    Come my son. You have much to learn.
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    IMMA FIRIN A mediocre employee.
Title:
The Lazer Collection 3
Description:

Shoop da Trilogy.
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Written/Directed/Animated by DOM FERA

Music by DOM FERA

CAST
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DOM FERA - Randal/ Dr. Octogonapus/ "Hello" Guy/ Ron Weasly/ Jelly Bean Guy/ Aladdin/ Genie's Friend/ Genie With A Dirty Mind/ Flute Guy/ Jimmy/Soda Shaker/ Soda Shaker's Friend

SETH KING - Senior Officer/ Harry Potter/ Hero/ Edward Cullen/ Mediocre Employee

TIM KISH - Spider Monkey/ Bobby (Helicopter Guy)

ANT CARDONA - Cool Jelly Bean Guy

ROBERT BENFER (KNOX) - Dirty Boy
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DFEAR STUDIOS 2009
www.dfearstudios.com
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
05:49
bendersmells edited English subtitles for The Lazer Collection 3
bendersmells edited English subtitles for The Lazer Collection 3
bendersmells edited English subtitles for The Lazer Collection 3
bendersmells edited English subtitles for The Lazer Collection 3
bendersmells edited English subtitles for The Lazer Collection 3
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