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Annoying Orange - Dumb As A Brick (Ft. Ethan Newberry & Steve Zaragoza)

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    -And that's when
    I pulled my hammy,
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    which is the only reason I'm
    not competing in the World Cup.
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    -[grumbles]
    Bored.
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    -Bored.
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    [thump!]
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    -Hello, everyone.
    My name is Rick.
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    I'm a brick.
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    [gasps] Oh wow,
    I just realized that rhymes.
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    This is blowing my mind.
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    -Doesn't take much
    to blow your mind, huh, Rick?
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    -Rick? Who's Rick?
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    Rick, someone's asking for you.
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    -Dude, YOU'RE Rick.
    -Wait a second.
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    [record scratches]
    MY name is Rick.
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    [gasps]:
    This is blowing my mind.
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    -Huh. Is it me or is the new
    guy a little "dense"? [laughs]
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    [crickets chirping]
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    Ehh, you guys are
    a bunch of blockheads.
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    -Ow! This is so hot,
    it's blowing my mind.
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    -[laughing]:
    He's too "brick" to quit.
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    -Oh, come on, guys.
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    He's just a little confused
    being in a new place.
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    Doesn't mean he's a blockhead.
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    -No way, Pear.
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    This guy's a next-level doofus,
    and I'll prove it.
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    Hey, uh, hey, Rick.
    -Who's Rick?
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    [record scratches]
    -You are.
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    -[gasps] That's right.
    I'm Rick and I'm a brick.
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    -Hey Rick, tell me something:
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    what color is the sky
    in your world?
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    -Uh... looks kinda white.
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    -OMG! It IS white!
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    -That's the ceiling.
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    -Isn't the ceiling
    what I'm sitting on?
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    -No. That's a stove.
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    -Ohh. This is blowing my mind.
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    [gasps]
    Look. A red-hot burner.
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    Ah! It burns!
    -I rest my case.
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    -[grumbles]
    I'm worried about him.
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    He's gonna get himself hurt if
    we don't keep an eye on him.
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    -Nah, he'll be fine.
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    -Hey look,
    someone gave me a hat.
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    -That's not a hat.
    That's a chisel.
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    -Another hat on top
    of my first hat?
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    Wow, suddenly
    I'm swimming in hats here!
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    -That's a hammer, you idiot!
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    Don't you see
    what's happening here?
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    -I do.
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    Looks like that hammer's about
    to "blow" his mind. [laughs]
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    -[groaning with each strike]
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    -Too bad one of his hats
    isn't a hard hat. [laughs]
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    -[groans]
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    -Look,
    they chiseled him in half.
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    -Sure enough, and now,
    instead of being one part...
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    -I'm in three parts.
    -Cool!
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    -This is blowing my mind!
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    -Uh... what? You're clearly
    in two parts, dude.
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    -[guffaws] I told you
    I don't know how to count.
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    -Not even to two?
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    -Meh, it's like they say:
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    "You can't teach
    an old brick new tricks."
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    [laughs]
    It rhymed.
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    -Ooh, look, a stove burner.
    -It burns!
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    -Hey, I just realized
    "Rick" rhymes with "brick."
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    -What's a rhyme?
    -I forgot.
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    -This makes zero sense.
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    Why would anyone want
    to chisel a brick in half?
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    -Easy, Pear. You need to stop.
    -Why?
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    -'Cause it's hammer time!
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    [hammer pounding]
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    -Nooo! The humanity! Whoa!!!
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    -Don't yell so loud. Your voices
    might get "gravely." [laughs]
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    -Who would do such a thing?
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    -(announcer)
    Daneco, that's who.
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    Our hammers are so legit,
    they'll smash a brick.
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    And don't forget, our chisels
    are for shizzle. Ha-ha!
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    Daneco-- quality you can feel.
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    [ka-boom!]
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    -Talk about a "hard" sell.
    [laughs]
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    -Oooh, guys!
    It was all just a commercial!
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    -Thanks.
    Thanks a lot, Captain Obvious.
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    -Eh, you're welcome.
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    -Anyhoo, did I tell you guys
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    why I'm not going
    to the World Cup yet?
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    -(both)
    Yes!
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    -[Orange laughs]
    Knife!
Title:
Annoying Orange - Dumb As A Brick (Ft. Ethan Newberry & Steve Zaragoza)
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:30

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