The Economics Of Seinfeld: What's the right Gift to give; cash?

[Jerry] Maybe you won't like it.

[Elaine] Oh, how can I not like it.

Of course I'll like it.

[Jerry] you could not like it.

[Elaine] Just the fact that you
remembered means everything.

[Jerry] Of course I remembered.

You reminded me every day
for 2 months.

Oh, the card.

[Elaine] Cash?

[Jerry] What do you think?

[Elaine] You got me cash?

[Jerry] Well that's why I figured
you could go out and get

yourself whatever you want.

No good?

[Elaine] What are you my uncle?

[Jerry] Hey come on!

It's a 182 dollars there.

I don't that's anything to sneeze at.

[Elaine] Let me see the card.

To a wonderful girl, a great pal,
and more.

[Kramer] Hey, Oh, Elaine, I'm glad you're
here, stay right here, I'll be right back.

[Elaine] Pal?

You think I'm your pal?

[Jerry] It says, "and more."

[Elaine] I am not your pal.

[Jerry] What's wrong with pal?

Why is everybody so down on pal?

[Kramer] Hey.

[Elaine] Oh what is this?!

You got me something?

[Kramer] Yeah, open it.

[Elaine] Oh, Kramer!

[Gasp] The bench!

You got me the bench!

[Kramer] Pretty good huh?

[Jerry] Great.

[Kramer] Remember when we
were standing there

and she mentioned it?

I made a mental note of it.

[Jerry] Well, goodie for you.

[Kramer] Oh yeah, I'm very sensitive
about that.

I mean somebody's birthday comes up,
I keep my ears open.

So what'd you get her?

[Jerry] 182 bucks.

[Kramer] Cash?!

You gotta be kidding!

What kind of gift is that?!

That's like something her uncle
would give her.

[Elaine] Think where man's glory
most begins and ends

and say my glory was I had such a friend.

[Kramer] Yates.

[Jerry] Could you excuse us please?

We're talking.

[Kramer] Oh, the relationship.