Black Market Lockdown Haircut | Foil Arms and Hog

(Phone Vibrating)

(Phone Vibrating)

Hello

Heya

Who's this?

Sorry I got your number from a friend.

Oh, yeah?

Apparently you're a guy who can...

get stuff?

Yeah, well say I was somebody who could get things.

What would you be looking for?

A pint?

Barrista coffee?

Krispy Kreme donut?

A foreign holiday?

No I...

I'm looking for a haircut.

Will you keep your voice down, for Christ sake?

Sorry

No, wait...

Can't you just turn the volume down your phone?

Oh yeah.

Look

I can get your haircut, okay?

But it's gonna cost you.

Anything!

Please, I look like a moron.

I want a hug.

What?

I said, I want a hug. It's been weeks.

I don't know if I feel comfortable hugging someone

at the moment with the whole situation...

Yeah well best of luck

with your stupid looking hair then mate

Wait, no, no, please wait look...

Hold on...

I can give you money.

Name your price.

I don't want your money. I want a hug.

Okay

I'll give you a hug okay but

I need to get my hair cut today.

Yeah, well the price just went up.

I don't just want a hug.

I want to hear live music as well.

Live music?

How the hell am I meant to do live music?

Not my problem.

Okay look

I played the recorder when I was a kid.

Yeah, that'll do. I love the recorder.

Alright but...

But I want a wash and a cut

And I want one of those fancy

hot towels they do at the end.

Yeah, whatever.

Where do we do this?

I'll text you the address later on, right?

You come alone.

You provide the magazines.

How do I know it's you?

I'll say "next"...

and then I'll take your coat.

What about my kid. Can you do him too?

No, listen. No kids, man alright?

Well why not?

I'm just out of lollipops.

(banging on door)

Open up it's the police.

We know you are in there.

I'll be there in a minute.

Yeah.

(Banging on door)

Just coming now.

There in one second now...

Doomdah!

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and

Have a cup of tea.

I mean you're here now you might as well have a cup tea.

Doomdah!