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�FRONTMEN AUDITIONS!� Feat Neymar, Mane, Zlatan, Haaland, Ronaldo, Messi & more!

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    Hey Guys!
    Welcome to the first ever episode of
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    THE FPG FRONTMEN
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    The greatest YouTube channel of all time!
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    Apart from James Charles and FPG!
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    What?
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    His makeup tutorials and FPGs gaming are incredible!
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    What?
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    These cheek and hand bones won’t
    define themselves, Lionel!
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    Uhhh, ok?
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    This week we held auditions to join,
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    THE FPG FRONTMEN
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    And here's how we got on!
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    -And cut!
    -Time to go to work...
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    THE FPG FRONTMEN AUDITIONS
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    Introduce yourself to the camera please!
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    Zlatan needs no introductions...
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    Oh, he'll be a ripe pain in the arse.
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    True, and think of the health and safety
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    issues on set with that
    big hooter nose of his.
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    We'll be in touch!
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    You'd better be.
    (Hulk whimpering like Neymar JR fake crying after a slight touch)
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    Name to camera please!
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    Kylian Mbop, from de Paris Saint Tuchel
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    So Kylian Mbop, what skills will you bring
    to THE FPG FRONTMEN?
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    In true French tradition,
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    I’m a great man, gamer and turtle impressionist!
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    Guess who?
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    Ooh Ooh Ooh!
    Dhalsim, Feet Fighter 2!
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    -It's Erling Håland
    -Who?
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    Please pick me.
    Please!
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    (Devilish giggling intensifies)
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    PICK ME!
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    How the hell do we say no
    to Diego Costly Coffee?
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    We don't. Anger and ranting equals
    cha-ching on YouTube.
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    Google “AFTV”!
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    How about this one?
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    Ooh Ooh Ooh, Wolverine!
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    Dude! Lewandowski!
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    Jeff Bridges?
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    Arriba! Alexis from Inter!
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    (Piano playing intensifies)
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    Holy sxxt! He's sensational!
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    He clearly put all of that free time at
    Manchester United to good use!
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    (finishing playing piano)
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    (sighs)
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    Ok, last one!
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    (imitates Ronaldo) SIUUUUUUUUU!
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    SIUUUUUUUUU!
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    Lionel, notice how he did my celebration,
    and uh, not yours?
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    Levels...
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    Sergio Aguero from Manchester...
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    CUUUTTTT!
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    -What?
    -Oh come on guys!
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    Everyone knows we don’t want argentine midget doubles on here!
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    I want this channel to be a success,
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    not another underwhelming failure.
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    Alright, guys!
    Troy Parrot from...
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    CUT! He's not ready!!!
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    HE'S NOT READY!!!
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    (imitating Zlatan) Zlatan from Zweeden.
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    (normal voice) Hahaha, just kidding.
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    (claps) Thomas Muller?
    I'm a huge fan of your comedy work.
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    -Thanks!
    -I absolutely pissed myself laughing,
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    during your 2 hour show
    in the 2014 World Cup Final! (giggles)
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    -Gareth Bale from Madrid...
    -Gareth, what?
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    To be honest bud,
    I don't really want to be here.
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    My agent forced me to show up.
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    Oh, no change there then!
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    Olivier, from the genes of the Gods!
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    Why should we pick you, Olivier?
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    Because I have sexy GQ feet...
    for a big man!
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    Yeah, we can see that!
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    I use beautiful moisturizing cream on them
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    3 sexy times a day!
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    Speaking of cream, let's get Benzema in.
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    NEXT!
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    Karim? Karim? Where the hell is he?
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    Ah, Karim. Leave the takes to us.
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    Truly, you need a cameraman on set.
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    He has a point.
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    -Okay. You’re in!
    -Yes.
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    Neymar, currently living in diving and whimpering exile
    in Paris.
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    -You’re in!
    -Vamos!
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    -Wait a minute.
    -I’ll let you use my hairstylist on set.
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    -You’re in!
    -Vamos!
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    Pick me. I’m a really nice guy.
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    Nice guy? This isn’t Tinder, Mohamed.
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    Sadio from Liverpool.
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    Pick me just to piss Mo off.
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    Drink with a smile.
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    Vamos!
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    -Luka Jo-
    -No time wasters, please!
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    -Eden Haz-
    -I said no time wasters!
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    But I have great ideas on
    food challenges we could do.
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    NO TIME WASTERS!
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    Erling from Dortmund.
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    So Erling, what would you bring
    to THE FPG FRONTMEN table?
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    Well, when it comes to diss tracks
    and raps,
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    I’m a flow king.
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    AAHHHHH!
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    Ooh ooh ooh! Jadon Sancho!
    YES! Finally, I got one.
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    -Want to see me in a full floggin flow?
    -No thanks, Erling.
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    I’ve already seen it on YouTube.
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    No offense, but your rapping is
    almost as bad as Ed Sheeran’s.
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    Marcus from Manchester!
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    Don’t settle with second best
    Frontman from England.
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    Pick me.
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    That’s not having him in
    my team in the charity football match.
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    -He’s trophy intolerant.
    -(groans)
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    Paulo from Tu-
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    For the last time Paulo,
    I tested negative from the Coronavirus.
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    -You can take your hand down now.
    -Never!
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    -Teemu Pukki from Norwich.
    -No way!
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    He looks like an extra from
    Game of Thrones.
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    Ousmane from Barce-
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    Thanks but no thanks, Ousmane.
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    We wouldn’t be able to afford the
    medical bills now, would we?
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    -Yeah. That was I was going to say.
    -Ah.
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    Seriously. What’s the point? (sigh)
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    I never get picked for anything.
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    Mason from Manchester.
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    Mason, do you have Odion Igalo’s number?
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    Chewy from Barcelona.
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    -This is a song dedicated to... Lionel.
    -Argh, please.
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    I’m in love with a goal by...
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    Ow! Jesus Christ!
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    Patrice! Why did you do that, Patrice?
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    It wasn’t Pat-- OWW Jesus Christ! (sob)
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    Timo from Leipzig!
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    I’ll do anything to leave the Bundesliga.
    Anything!
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    Buy our merch.
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    Pierre from North London.
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    Please, whoever sees me...
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    come and rescue me.
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    Arsenal's holding me against my will.
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    Please! PLEASE!!!
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    Pierre! I’ll save you, Pierre!
    Pierre!
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    Edinson Cava-
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    NEXT!!!
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    Mauro Icardi from Par-
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    No trouble makers!
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    Come to think of it...
    that means no Neymar!
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    -What?
    -What the fu-
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    Antoine from-
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    Security! Security!
    Can you remove this homeless guy, please?
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    -What? I’m not-
    -That hair is disgusting!
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    -What?
    -I can smell it from here!
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    Lionel, tell him.
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    SECURITY!!!
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    Ah my old friend... Wayne Rooney!
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    If you wink at me one more time,
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    I’ll kick you in the balls as well.
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    Great audition.
    We’ll be in touch.
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    Raheem from... whoa!
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    Wait, put me down!
    Joe, put me-
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    Name to camera.
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    Name to camera.
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    Name to camera! Oh for f*** sake.
    NEXT!
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    Gonzalo from Turin and today
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    I’m pitching “Hungry Hungry Higuains”.
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    What? This isn’t Dragon’s Den, Gonzalo.
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    -Oh. My bad.
    -Yes. Yes you are.
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    -Send in Romelu in, please?
    -Oh why bother?
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    Ok. Next up are the Frontmen from the MLS
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    and then the Scottish Premiership.
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    You’re shitting me, right?
    That's a wrap!
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    But we haven’t auditioned any
    females footballers yet.
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    Oh please! Go walk, go home!
    That’s a wrap!
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    Where?
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    What an epic first episode!
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    Who makes the Final XI?
    You decide.
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    Click the link in the description below
    and vote for your favorite forward into
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    THE FRONTMEN!
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    Episode 2 drops next Frontmen Sunday.
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    Make sure you subscribe.
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    And turn on notifications
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    And smash that like button.
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    We want 60000 likes this week.
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    Now would you kindly eff off!
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    -And cut!
    -Well that went well.
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    I’m not sure that was a good idea to
    tell the audience to eff off.
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    And I don’t think it’s
    a good idea to critique
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    the creative director of THE FRONTMEN,
    unless you want to be fired of course.
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    You can’t fire me.
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    That’s not what it says on
    the contract I forced you to sign.
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    What? For f*** sake!
    And there is no way I'm letting you
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    do my makeup next week either.
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    Oh really? You may want to
    check that contract again!
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    Oh for f*** sake
Title:
�FRONTMEN AUDITIONS!� Feat Neymar, Mane, Zlatan, Haaland, Ronaldo, Messi & more!
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Video Language:
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Duration:
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