BADASS CLEMENTINE! - The Walking Dead: Season 2 - Part 3 - Gameplay / Walkthrough

How's it going, bros?
My name is PewDiePie!

Welcome to another episode
of The Walking Dead: Season--.

(words become jumbled)

(whines)

Whoa, I got an achievement
for all kinds of shit here.

I'm not working for anyone!

Wha-?!

What the fuck?!

What the hell?

Ah! Carlos.

Finally, a nice character (laughs).

What? Come on, trust him.

(sharp inhale)

Mmmmm. Well, Clem is a bad ass.

Oh! No! That ain't no happening.

Let's turn to him.

Puppy eyes. Always works. There they are.

How can you say no to those?

Help me and I'll leave.

My friend is out there.

(laughs) You didn't say that before, man.

How? Wait?

Goddamn it.

(chuckles) What?

That's harsh, man, but...uh..I guess--

Yeah, you fucking moron.

Fucking bitch.

I-I think we should stay with them.

They're just going to lock me in?

(sighs)

(scoffs) That gun is fucking flying, man.

(laughs) Look at that.

If only Lee was here now.

We're gonna escape, right?

We're not just going to
fucking sit around and shit.

Alright, let's look for the least obvious
stuff because it's always like...

..pegboard. Tacklebox. Let's look there.

Damn. That's way too thick!

That's sharp. Clem, I don't know
what you're trying to pull here.

And I don't like that look of yours.

That is one sweet "bouy". I don't know
what they're called in English.

Uh...oh, there's something up there. A hammer.

What are you--What--What are you
gonna do with that hammer, girl?

Aw, well, we ain't using it now.

And here we--a table! Well, that's really nice.

And that's my hammer now.

Oh! (sighs)

Clem is having a bad day.
That's just all I'm saying.

Let's try and make this better.

Okay, so we have a hammer, we have
a sharp object, and we have a barrel...

..for some fucking reason.

Hello, barrel! Nothing to see here, alright?

Oh! Okay! And here we can use
the hammer to get the spikes?

Uh...are we trying to escape? Is that it?

Foot! Double foot!

So we're going to sneak in
and get supplies, is that it?

Whoa!

What's that on the roof? Oh, branches.

Oooh. Zombies.

They live nearby the zombies.

Find a way into the cabin and obtain
a needle, peroxide and some bandages.

Okay. Now this would be
the obvious way, right?

Let's check the windows first.

(sighs)

There's an open window. But it's too tall.

We could use this.

And go underneath?
We need a hammer, though.

Do we have it?

Alright, let's use the hammer.

Well, that was easy! (laughs)

Stealth assassin Clem. Doin' it!

Would you bros really do it?

I-I think I would just try
to stay in and survive, but...

Clem is not a pussy like me, I guess.

Fishing line.

Shouldn't we wait?

The knife should do it though.

Oh, did it break? Oh, no! Well, I guess
we don't need it anymore.

(sharp inhale) Careful now, Clemmy Clue!
Careful now, Clemmy Clue.

Oh, we're probably going to
meet up with the girl. Yeah.

We're not going to go in there, right?
Oh, we are. Okay. (laughs) Fine.

What do I know about life?

Okay. Where do they keep
their medical supplies?

Let's listen. That's one sweet ass fish.

(laughs)

Who's Carver?

Aw, come on! I wanted to head out tomorrow.

Oh, I guess we gotta back out.
Don't want to eavesdrop too much.

Oh, oh, okay. Let's--I know where to go.

Just be careful now, Clemmy.

Stealth assassin Clem is gonna
sclem on your--nothing.

I don't even know anymore.

Bathroom. Yeah, you'd keep
stuff in the bathroom, right?

Hopefully nobody is taking a shit!

Score!

Alright, let's check the medicine cabinet.

A tomato. God damn it. A needle!

We need that! Perfect.
Thanks, tomato. Never mind!

Alcohol and toilet paper.

No, what is it?

Oh! Uh-oh. Uh-oh!

Oh, God! (sharp inhale)

Ugh, this is a bad spot.

Oh, God! Are we gonna watch
her pee? I don't want to do that!

Or do I...?

What?

(whispers) What is happening?

Toilet, did you see that shit? Get it?

Hmm. What if--okay. [inaudible]

We're fine. Just gotta be careful.

Those candles are identical
to the ones downstairs.

Bedroom. It's too easy.

Bedroom. Bingo.

Well, they sure like candles, don't they?

Don't they know you're not supposed
to leave a room with a candle lit?

I swear, that's, like, the first rule ever.

Alright, let's check the wardrobe.

It's locked?

(scoffs) What?

Oh! Okay. Now we just need alcohol.

Oh, peroxide. What the fuck do
I know about medical supplies.

Uh...where would you keep that?

Probably in the adult person's bedroom
behind a drawer or hidden in--

I don't even know. (sings) I don't even know!

So there's one in each room. That's kind of ironic.

That door knob! (laughs)

Oh! Yeah. Hey! I just met you! And--

I'm not supposed to be in here.

Don't make a sound, okay?

Peroxide.

And meth.

What are you reading?

(scoffs)

Cool.

A dog bit me.

Where is it?

(gasps)

I'm Clemmy.

Ugh, God.

Ugh, no. Please, no. God.

I just met you. We're not friends. Uh...

Oh, God. Oh, God. Stop talking, please!

Okay, we're friends.

Oh, God. (groans)

(sighs)

I don't like making empty promises.

Aw, come on!

Thank you.

Whoa. That book is flying. Holy shit! (laughs)

We have to go back to the shed, right?

You're not going to say thanks? Really?

Clemmy! I thought I taught you manners!

There you go. Shut up.

Alright, well the shed should be safe, right?

(beatboxes)

We're gonna get caught, aren't we?
No. No, that doesn't make sense.

We made way too much effort to get caught now.

That is one ugly couch.

Where was it? Here it was, yeah.

We made it! Unless something
happens. Please don't happen.

Yeah, baby! Yeah.

They were playing poker
on the table, though. That's funny.

Good old shed! Now time to do--
have you bros ever got stitches?

I actually have one...uh...on my forehead.

You can't see because it's apparently
by the light of the moon right now, but...

that's the only place I've got it.

By und German doctor. I was skiing and shit.

And then I hit my head because I wasn't drunk.

And--it probably will, Clem.

Without--(becomes tongue tied).
I don't fucking know English anymore.

Okay, so far as you must pour a little splash!

Ohhhh!

Does that really happen?!

Shit, I remember when I did that.
It was, like, the most painful shit ever.

Worse than taking the largest stitches.

Yes, stitches. Focus.

Oh, it is pretty thin! Oh...well...
as long as it doesn't break.

If the needle--if the thread breaks from-

(laughs) I love this angle.
I could just stare all day.

Um...if the thread breaks from a little bite,

I don't think it's good enough for stitches.

Oh, this is going to be nasty.

Sewing in your own body?
That's just like--I don't think that's illegal.

(laughs) I love her reaction. God damn it!

Poor Clem. Come on. Clem is going
to be the new Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I wouldn't--I wouldn't do this.

I would wait for the doctor
to do it the day after.

I would just get the peroxide
to make sure it doesn't get infected.

And try to just hold it together
or some fucking shit like that.

I don't know.

Clem, you cray! That's just all I'm saying.

I don't want to watch this!

Ah, God damn it! Again?!

Do it again.

Like a glove.

Looks...ten out of ten. Would sew again.

And now the bandages.

Toilet paper [inaudible].

(gasps) I fucking knew it!
Oh, you fucking zombie.

Oh, you God damn zombie! This is my turf!

Oh, shit! My turf!

Uh...the--the fork. Yes, the fork!

Get the fork, Clem!

Oh, gosh darn it!

Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Brick! Bitch!

Now the fork.

Oh, the spiky thing!

Yeah, baby!

What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?

Hammer! Hammer time!

Good night, Mr. Zombie!

It's been great to know you.

I heard you'd like a new forehead.

It's only 50 bucks.
There you go. Just as new.

Arnold Clemmy Schwarzenegger.

Still not bitten.

No, you fucking locked me in. How about that?

Some tacos would be good.
But only if Carlos makes them.

(scoffs) No tacos, I guess.

(burps) I hope you enjoyed--(beep)

That's disgusting. I hope
you bros enjoyed another episode.

I think it's pretty cool so far.
I like the whole Clementine thing.

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