Try to Watch This Without Laughing or Grinning #7 (ft. FBE Staff)

♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪

- (FBE) So today, we're gonna
have you do a laugh challenge.

- (laughing) I knew it!

Oh my god, I'm gonna lose so bad.

- (FBE) But with a twist.
- What? No twists. I don't like twists.

- Is it gonna be another water thing?
'Cause I'm not into that.

- (FBE) So we're gonna be showing you

our regular Laugh Challenge videos.

However, we're gonna be pausing
them before the punchline.

And you have to see
if you can guess how it will end,

all without smiling or laughing.

- (chuckles) That's a very good idea.

You're a smart guy.

- Ooh! I think that's gonna be fun.

It could go either of two ways:
I could laugh, or I might not.

- Wait, I have to say what
I think the end is gonna be

but with a straight face?
Oh, can I just leave now?

- Now I actually have to think
about something funny

that's gonna happen, and I just
don't think I'm gonna handle it.

- And gosh, do we love a day like this?

It's gonna be so fun!
- Oh no.

- (reporter) If you haven't been to a...
- No.

No one likes pep rallies.

- (reporter) ...this is one
to come to for sure.

This is going to be...
- Oh, I have seen this one.

I'm not gonna laugh,
but I know what happens.

- (reporter) It's gonna be a fun time.

I like to wade into the band.
- Never go into the band.

- (reporter) 'Cause you know
what you don't get very...

- This dude is too into it.

- (reporter) Marching baritones.
- Whoa.

- (reporter) Here's one right here.

- This guy lives on another level.

♪ (cornet plays) ♪

- What is gonna happen?

- "A, reporter loses
the mic in the instrument.

B, one of the teens pushes
over the rude reporter."

- "Reporter trips, creating
a human domino effect."

Or "None of the above."

- "Reporter loses the mic
in an instrument."

That's what I was gonna say.

I was gonna go with A
before I even saw what A was.

- A.
- A.

- He's gonna lose the mic
in his instrument.

- The reporter's going to lose the mic,

because he came pretty close into it.

- The reporter trips, creating
a human domino effect.

I think that would be really funny.

- C, but I'm really hoping for A.

- I'm going with A.

I hope it's not that though,
'cause that's pretty funny.

♪ (cornet plays) ♪

- (reporter) Plus you know
I love the tuba.

It's one of my favoritest. Listen to this.

♪ (sousaphone blares) ♪

- And there it goes.
(ding)

Yep.

(static)
- What?

(no audio)
The sound is gone.

(buzzer)
- (whispering) That's embarrassing.

- (newswoman) He lost his mic down the--

- Oh no. Just stop, dude.
Just turn off the cameras.

(buzzer)
- (newsman) It's a sousaphone.

- Holding it together... barely.

(ding)
- (newsman) Did he get it out?

Oh, it's stuck in the valve?
- I was right.

- (newsman) Uh-oh, boy,
you're gonna get yelled at.

(chuckles)
- (newswoman) Oh, there it is.

- (newsman) Oh, there it is.
- That really sucks.

That must really mess up the tuba too.

(ding)
- It's really weird being correct

and not being able to celebrate.

- "Baby tries tea for the first time."

Mm-hmm.

- Oh, he's gonna spit it out.

- What kinda tea is that?
That's a thick tea.

- Sippin' some matcha.

Having a good time.

- Okay, so I got my choices.

"Baby makes a funny face."

Uh, "Baby throws up the tea." I would too.

- "C, baby knocks
the cup out of Mom's hand.

D, none of the above."

- I know it's gonna be
"B, baby throws up the tea."

And I don't like throw-up.

- The baby's gonna throw up the tea.

- When in doubt, go with baby throwing up.

- Baby's gonna knock the cup
out of the mom's hand.

- This one I've seen. I know
it's "D, none of the above."

- Going with, "None of the above."

- "D, none of the above."

-"D, none of the above."

Part of this challenge is it's gonna be

something wildly unexpected
that I'm not gonna see coming.

(buzzer)
- (snickers) [Bleep].

(buzzer)

(buzzer)
- (guffaws)

Poor baby, man.
(buzzer)

- Ew. Ugh--

(buzzer)

- Okay. This--

(ding)
Whoa! (restrained growl)

- (relieved) Oh.

(haltingly) I love it
when children get hurt.

It's so funny. Oh my god.

- ♪ (singing in Bavarian) ♪

- That's a lot of chickens.

- This guy has the best job.
Just has to sing with chickens.

- How is this entire video
not already the punchline?

- "A, turns into a heavy metal song.

B, man starts chicken singing."

- "C, man starts kissing chickens.

D, none of the above."

- I'm gonna go with
"A, turns into a metal song."

- "C, man starts kissing chickens."

- He's going to start chicken singing.

- The man's gonna start chicken singing.

- I'm gonna guess B.

- It's "Man starts chicken singing,"
whatever that means.

- Chicken singing, 'cause that seems like

it would be pretty funny.

- "Man starts chicken singing."

He's gonna start bawking like a chicken,

and it's gonna be fantastic.

- ♪ (yodeling) ♪

- That's not quite what I expected.

- ♪ (yodeling) ♪
- Is this chicken singing?

- ♪ (clucking) ♪
(ding)

- Oh, okay.

- ♪ (yodeling) ♪

(ding)
♪ (clucking) ♪

- (cracking up)

It's just so fluid between
the yodeling and the chicken singing.

(buzzer)

(buzzer)
- It's a really good chicken impression.

(ding)
- ♪ (yodeling) ♪

- (snickers)

That was you!

I looked at you, and you were laughing.

(buzzer)

(ding)
- ♪ (yodeling) ♪

- Imagine waking up to this.

Imagine this is, like, your ringtone.

(ding)
- ♪ (clucking) ♪

♪ (yodeling) ♪

(ding)

- That's talent right there.

- I am impressed. "Yodeling
and chicken impersonator."

I bet that's what it says
on his Tinder profile.

(boy babbling affectionately)

- Oh no. I know what's gonna happen.

- "A, he drops the baby."

That's a baby? I could barely see that.

"B, baby throws up." That's likely.

- "It's not even a real baby"
or "None of the above."

- (snickers) "It's not even baby"?

What? Why is that an option?

(buzzer)

- Let's go with baby vomits.

- I'm gonna go with B,
'cause that sounds terrifying.

- We'll go with B.

- The baby's gonna throw up.

- If the baby throws up,
I don't know if I can contain myself.

- I hope it's not the baby throwing up.
I don't need to see that.

Maybe it's not a real baby.

I'm gonna say it's not even a real baby.

- "Baby throws up," and that also
has happened to me before,

and it's not funny.

(boy babbling affectionately)

(ding)
- Ugh. (laughs)

Ugh, that's so gross.

(buzzer)

(boy babbling affectionately)

(ding)
- Oh...mm.

(boy babbling)
- Mm-mm.

(ding)
(disconcerted) Mmm, don't do it.

(ding)
- (boy) Help me.

- Ugh. Did he say "Help me" at the end?

(ding)
- (disgusted groan)

Ugh!

(blinker clicking)

- Not a great place to make a left turn.

- That's it?

- "Naked person jumps out
of the back of the van.

Passerby collides with the vehicle.

Van door comes undone,

spilling out cakes as it drives off"
or "None of the above."

Ooh. Do I get a lifeline on this one?

- "Naked person jumps out
of the back of the van."

- I'm kinda wanting it to be A.

- A.
- A.

- "D, none of the above."

- I hope that the van door
will come undone

and cakes will spill out,
because that would make me happy.

(blinker clicking)
- Oh no.

(buzzer)

- (snickers)

I've done that!
(buzzer)

(blinker clicking)

(buzzer)
- What?

Are you kidding me?

(buzzer)
- Mm-hmm.

Happy I was wrong, honestly.
I don't need to see that.

I don't think anyone
needs to see a naked man

hopping out of a van.

- What? "The contestant
has to identify the smells."

- This seems really familiar.

(man speaks Danish)

♪ (chime) ♪

- "Cheese." You got it.

♪ (chime) ♪

- This might not go well for him.

- "He has to smell a sweaty armpit."

- "He has to smell his grandmother"?

I like the smell of my grandmother.

- Smelling a butt would be weird.
All these would be weird.

- "He has to smell a sweaty armpit."

- I'm gonna say, "He has to smell
a sweaty armpit." Final answer.

- I'm pretty sure that
he has to smell a human butt.

- Everyone likes a good butt joke.

So I'm gonna go with "C,
he has to smell a human butt."

- I don't want to see any of these.

So I'm gonna go with "None of the above."

(man speaks Danish)
♪ (chime) ♪

(buzzer)

(ding)
(man speaks Danish)

- No, that's not a sock.

(ding)

- He doesn't know what a butt smells like?

(buzzer)
- Could be. Could be--

mm, stay away. Don't need
to get that very close.

(buzzer)
- Wow. He's getting into it.

But honestly... it can't
smell that bad, I guess,

if he's going in for--
♪ (chime) ♪

- (man) Oh!
- (cracks up) Damn it!

NO!!!

(buzzer)

(man speaks Danish)

♪ (chime) ♪
- (man) Oh!

- I would expect him to be
more outraged than this.

♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
(man speaks Danish)

- Yep.
(man spits)

(man gagging)

(speaking Danish)
- (breathing deeply)

Mm-mm.

(ding)
- (FBE) You made it!

- Oh! That was so close
at the end. I almost...

Dude's face in the ass!

(ding)
- Yay!! (laughs)

(ding)
- I won!

(ding)
- My hands are so sweaty right now.

I feel like I put all of my feelings
into my sweaty palms.

- Normally with a video,
there's one punchline.

You are giving me three punchlines,
and they're all funny.

- There are so many different
ways this could end.

And which is the funniest one?
And if it actually is that one,

it's a great twist on an old classic.

- This is amazing.

I want to do this again,
because I need to conquer this.

- Thanks for watching us
try not to smile or laugh

on the React channel.

- Subscribe for new shows every week.

- See you next time, everybody! Bye!

- Hey, everybody. Derek here,
one of the React channel producers.

Thank you so much
for watching this episode.

We have so many more down below
you should check out.

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