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Badman: Where's the trigger button?!
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Bane: I broke you once... How did you get back?
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Badman: Did you think you were the only one who could earn the strength to escape?
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Bane: I did not escape...
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Badman: The child of Ras-Al-Ghul made the climb...
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???: But he is not the child of Ras Al Ghul...
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Talia: I am.
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gasp of surprise
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coughs
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Badman: Reya
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Talia: Talia. Al Ghul. Here to finish my father's work.
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Batman: coughs ....But we totally had sex.
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Talia: ....Yes, I-I know.
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Badman: No, like.... Hardcore.
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Three times
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Talia: It was all a cruel ploy... To gain your confidence
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Badman: That was a cruel ploy? Sign me up for another!
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Bane: When the mission is at hand, no act is off limits.
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Badman: No, I agree... No act is off limits. It was like an all you can fuck buffet
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Bane: Okay Bruce, that's enough
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Talia: Okay, let's get back on track.
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You must be wondering how we came to this moment, Mr. Wayne.
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Badman: Let me recollect... Some stuff happend... You sucked my dick...
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Talia: My father-
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Badman: Like, a lot.
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Talia: ...My father never accepted Bane.
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Badman: How was that, by the way?
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Talia: Are you done?
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Badman: I hadn't showered that day, and I fight crime all day in a rubber suit. Really seals in the flavor!
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Bane: Gah- Dude, jesus.
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Talia: My father only saw a monster... Who could not be tamed.
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Badman: You tamed MY monster.
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Talia: Okay, just shut up okay?
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Badman: With your mouth.
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Bane: STOP!
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Badman: And two other places.
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Talia: Okay.
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Badman: In an order that would surprise you.
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Talia: ENOUGH.
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Badman: Ass - Mouth - Gash
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Bane: All right, that's it! That is my love you are speaking to, I am her protector.
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Badman: That's ironic. We didn't use protection.. And I offered
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Bane: You motherfu-
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Talia: No no no, Bane, it's fine. These words will be his last.
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Badman: Her last words were spit in my mouth!
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Talia, Okay, do you understand what's happening here? A bomb is about to blow up Gotham and I stabbed you.
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Badman: I stabbed you first...
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Talia: Okay.
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Badman: With my dick.
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Talia: I-I got it.
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Badman: Just to clarify, Guy who breathes through a crab, this is not the first time that one of us has shoved nine hard inches
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up into somebody's rib
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Talia: Okay it wasn't nine inches
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Badman: Except when I did it to her, she LOOOVVVED it
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Talia: ENOUGH! Soon you will feel the fire of twelve million souls you failed.
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Badman: So what you're saying is that by pressing that red spot in just the right way, there's an explosion?
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Talia: Exactly.
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Badman: groans
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Talia: Eugh I get it
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Badman: I'm real good at it. I'll do the alphabet. A is for Alfred. B is for Bats
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Talia: It's a clitoris, I get- I get it you don't have to show me
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Badman: I found it! I'm the world's greatest detective!
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Groans
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Bane: Yes.. How does it feel to have something hard penetrate your body?
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awkward silence
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Bane: Well?
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Talia: I mean I could think of something to say to that.
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Badman: I'm sorry, all sex jokes aside I am losing quite a lot of blood
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Bane: You're an idiot
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Talia: Alright fuck this, I'm just gonna blow up gotham now. Goodbye, my love.
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Badman: Wait, are you crying right now? Jesus, his face is all wet. Like mine was... At the beginning. And yours was... At the end.
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Bane: PRESS THE BUTTON
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Talia: You gave Gordon a way to block my signal.. No matter. You just bought yourself eleven minutes.
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Badman: You should buy yourself another pair of panties. I totally hid these from you when you were in the john
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sniff
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Talia: groans so gross
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Badman: That's a lot of memories. Huh? Which one of these tubes do you smell out of?
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Bane: groans ehh noo
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Badman: Now you have my permission to cry
