THE ANTI-CARLS JR. COMMERCIAL

THIS VIDEO WAS MADE IN GOOD FUN AND NOT MEANT TO OFFEND CARLS JR OR ANYONE THAT WAS APART OF THEIR CAMPAIGN. :)

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- Well hello ya'll, i bet you'r all din't expect to see me today

because, it's the middle of the week and i don't wake up until

friday, okay? So the reason why i'm making this video is because

i was on YouTube today, you know? Looking at my competition

which.. [giggles] I mean come on, that shit ain't got competition

but i saw all these people doing, like commercials

for burgers, i'm not gonna say which restaurant is was for but

it rimes with Smarles Junior and they got

pubes in their food i said it first. Now listen i ain't got a problem

with people trying to make their money. You know? They

gotta make their money somehow, they gotta do little commercials

on the internet, like that's fine. But listen.. Smarles Junior

if you'r gonna they and make YouTubers eat your burger on

camera, you should problably get bitches that looks like they have

eaten a burger before, because half them bitches look like they is

25 pounds, don't know what a burger is never had meat in their mouth,

well.. You know maybe they have but, that was too far.

Shananay girl you bad. So here is my question okay? Here is my hole

reason for making this damn video. Besides the fact that my

hair look cute today, and i was like, turn that camera on! Okay?

Why

din't they come to this bitch, to advertise for their

burger? Like do i not look like a bitch that would go to

Smarles Junior and eat a damn bruger? You know? You all think uh

no, no, no look at her ghetto girl, she needs to do KFC commercials

she can't do no Smarles Junior commercials, no, no, no

like you got all these bitches doing these commercials

you got "Nigahiga" that little asian boy with that racist ass name.

You got "Smosh" the 2 little fruity ass boys with that girl haircut

that "Shane Dawson" has. You got you know, iJustine, that

bitch with and "I" in front of her name for no reason. I don't get

it. So Smarles Junior if your watching, i'm about to show you

how to do a real damn burger commercial okay? Let me get my burger.

It's actually a bagel, with a piece of cheese in it, because

i don't actually eat burgers, 'cause they nasty

and they goes straight to my asshole.

Take 1 "Uh, this burger is so good i'm about to take a bite of this

'cause i bet it's so tasty.

Is that a pubic hair? Let me do this again. So tasty..

How the fuck is there another pubic hair in it? ..Tasty

This cheese is old dude.

This shit is dry.

Oh, my god. Oh my god. That's a toenail, thats a toenail. ..So tasty

This shit's frozen.

Adr! Yo cat, eat that shit. Muffins eat that. Yaeh Muffins don't

even want that shit. So i guess i can't do a good

burger commercial, but i tryed. I will se ya' all later

Leave me a comment, uhm.. If your bored and you ain't got a

life, cause i know you. And uh, leave me a video response, you know

what else you want Shananay to do. I showed you how to eat a.. uhm..

a nasty ass pubic hair, toenail filled burger.

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This looks nasty. So what else do you wanna see? I'll talk to

ya'll later. Peace. See you later Bye.