Rachel, Chandler, And The Cheesecakes (Clip) | Friends | TBS

- Hi.
- The other cheesecake came.

They delivered it
to the wrong address again.

So, just bring it
back downstairs.

What's the problem?

- I can't seem to say good-bye.
- Are you serious?

Chandler, we ate an entire
cheesecake two days ago

and you want more?

Well, I've forgotten
what it tastes like, okay?

It was cheesecake.

It was fine.

It had a buttery, crumbly,
graham cracker crust..

...with a very... rich

yet...light...
cream cheese filling.

Well, my whole mouth
just filled with saliva. Hmm.

You know what? Forget it.

We are just hungry.

We have not had lunch.

We are just light-headed.

So, let us go out
and have lunch

and forget about the cheesecake.

Yeah, and we'll
drop it off downstairs

so that we're not tempted.

Good idea. Where do you
wanna go to lunch?

Mama's Little Bakery,
Chicago, Illinois.

Oh... Mel Torme died.

Joey, that paper's,
like, a year old.

Oh, does that mean
the Sam Goody sale is over?

- Hey.
- Hey.

So, I finally heard
back from Aunt Cheryl

and apparently
it wasn't a mistake.

Uh, there's, there's
limited seating in the hall..

Limited seating?

I am just one tiny person.

Well, yeah,
but she doesn't know that.

I mean...
the last time she saw you

you would have turned one of
those little wedding chairs

into kindling.

Uh..."limited seating."

Oh, that is such a lame excuse.

That's not the reason
why she's not inviting me.

What's the big deal? I wasn't
even invited to the ceremony

just the reception,
and you know what?

If it makes you feel any better

Joan and I will just
make an appearance

and then, and then we'll-we'll
leave early

as a sign of protest.

- Joan?
- Yeah, Joan Tedeschi. My date.

She's an assistant professor
in the linguistics department.

Tall, very beautiful

and despite what some people say

not broad-backed.

Wait a minute. You got
"Ross Geller and guest"?

I wasn't invited,
and you got "and guest"?

Uh, e-excuse me. I do have to
interrupt on Ross's behalf.

I think the rule applies here.

You know, since he has a chance
to get on broad-back.--

Not broad-back!

Wait a minute. You know,
You're bringing me.

Well, I can't cancel on Joan.

- Why not?
- Because.. Did you not hear me?

She's an assistant professor

in the linguistics
department, okay?

They're wild.

W-why do you wanna come anyway?

Because..

...she's my cousin.

I mean...we grew up together.

We're family, you know.
All that's..

that's important to me.

Okay, alright,
I'll take you.

I'll go call Joan.

Oh, that's nice.

Family should be there, huh?

This is her wedding,
the happiest day of her life.

We'll see.

[Chandler sighs]
Well, thank you for lunch.

What? Wait a minute. I didn't
pay. I thought you paid.

So, apparently we just
don't pay for food anymore.

[chuckles]

- Do you see what I see?
- It's still there.

Mrs. Braverman must be out.

She could be out of town.
Maybe she'll be gone for months.

By then, the cheesecake
may have gone bad.

We don't want her to come back
to bad cheesecake.

- No, that could kill her.
- Well, we don't want that.

- No, so, we're protecting her.
- Well, we should take it.

- Yeah, we should move quick.
- Why?

Because I think I just heard her
moving around in there.

Go, go, go, go, go, go..