Flight of the Conchords - The Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room)

♪♪Slow acoustic guitar♪♪

♪Yeah♪

♪Looking 'round the room,♪

♪I can tell that you♪

♪Are the most beautiful girl in the room♪

♪[In the whole wide room]♪

♪Ooh♪

♪And when you're on the street,♪

♪depending on the street♪

♪I'll bet you are definitely in the top three♪

♪Good looking girls on the street♪

♪[Depending on the street]♪

♪And when I saw you at my mate's place♪

♪I thought, what is she doing♪

♪at my mate's place?♪

♪How did Dave get a hottie like that♪

♪to a party like this?♪

♪Good one, Dave♪

♪[ooh, you're a legend Dave]♪

♪I asked Dave if he's gonna♪
♪make a move on you♪

♪He's not sure, I said,♪
♪"Dave, do you mind if I do?"♪

♪He says, he doesn't mind,♪
♪but I can tell he kind of minds♪

♪But I'm gonna do it anyway♪

♪I see you standing all alone by the stereo♪

♪I dim the lights down to very low,♪
♪[Here we go]♪

♪You're so beautiful,♪
♪[Beautiful]♪

♪you could be a waitress♪

♪You're so beautiful,♪
♪[Beautiful]♪

♪You could be an air hostess in the 60's♪

♪You're so beautiful,♪

♪Well, you could be a part-time model♪

♪And then I seal the deal,♪

♪I do my moves, I do my dance moves♪

♪It's 12:02, just me and you♪

♪And seven other dudes♪
♪around you on the dance floor♪

♪I draw you near, let's get out of here♪

♪Let's get in a cab, I'll buy you a kebab♪

♪And I can't believe that I'm sharing♪

♪a kebab with the most beautiful girl♪

♪I have ever seen with a kebab,♪

♪[ooh, ooh]♪

♪Why don't we leave?♪

♪Let's go to my house♪

♪And we can feel each other♪
♪up on the couch♪

♪Oh, no, I don't mind taking it slow♪

♪[No, yeah]♪

♪You're so beautiful♪

♪Like a tree or a high-class prostitute♪

♪[You're so beautiful]♪

♪You could be a part-time model♪

♪Well, you'd probably still♪
♪have to keep your normal job♪

♪[Part-time model]♪

♪Spending part of your time modeling♪

♪And part of your time♪

♪next to me♪

♪My place is usually tidier than this♪

[kiss]

[Bret] Hey guys.

[Woman] Hi.

[Bret] Hey.

[Jemaine] Hey Bret.

That's just Bret.

Turn the light off Bret.

[Woman] No, no it's okay.
Leave it on.

Um, I should probably go.

[Jemaine] Are you sure?

[Bret] So, on or off for the light then?

[Woman] Yeah, um, I'll call you.

[Jemaine] Okay.

What happened there,
did I do something wrong?

[Bret] I dunno know, I couldn't really see.

[Jemaine] I did all my moves.

I walked on the outside of her.

I bought her a kabab.

I paid for half the taxi,
should I have paid for the whole taxi?

Should I have paid for the whole taxi?

Bret?

Bret?

[Bret] Did you, did you walk
on the outside of her?

[Jemaine] Yes.

[Bret] I dunno then.

I'm going to sleep.