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Doctor's Orders - SNL

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    >>> WELL, I HAVE THE FIRST GOOD
    NEWS IN WEEKS.
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    THE INFECTION STOPPED SPREADING,
    YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A FULL
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    RECOVERY.
    WE ALMOST LOST YOU CHAD.
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    >> OKAY.
    >> I HAVE TO SAY, I AM GOING TO
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    MISS YOU, CHAD.
    >> OKAY.
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    >> AND I'VE --JUST SAY IT THEN,
    I THINK I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE
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    WITH YOU, CHAD.
    >> OKAY.
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    >> YOU MUST HAVE A MILLION
    THOUGHTS RACING THROUGH YOUR
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    MIND.
    YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY.
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    EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU, I JUST
    WANT TO CLIMB IN THAT BED AND
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    MAKE SWEET LOVE TO YOU.
    >> NICE.
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    >> BUT WE CAN'T.
    >> OH, OKAY.
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    >> I'M YOUR DOCTOR FOR GOD
    SAKES.
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    >> OKAY.
    BUT I MUST CONFESS, I HAVE
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    FANTASIZED ABOUT LAYING ON YOUR
    CHEST WHILE YOU PLAY WITH MY
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    HAIR, TALKING ABOUT OUR LIVES,
    OUR HOPES, OUR DREAMS --
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    >> I PEED.
    >> I UNDERSTAND IF YOU THINK
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    THAT MY ARGUMENT LACKS VALIDITY.
    >> HA HA.
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    TITTY.
    >> IT COULD NEVER HAPPEN.
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    I WOULD BE FIRED FOR BECOMING
    INVOLVED WITH A PATIENT.
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    IS IT CRAZY I WOULD BE WILLING
    TO RISK MY ENTIRE CAREER TO BE
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    WITH YOU, CHAD?
    CHAD?
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    CHAD, COULD YOU PLEASE COME BACK
    HERE FOR A MOMENT?
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    >> OH, OKAY.
    >> I'M A DOCTOR.
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    I LISTEN TO HEARTS EVERY DAY.
    IT'S TIME I LISTEN TO MY OWN.
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    IT WANTS YOU, CHAD.
    OH GOD, IT'S RACING RIGHT NOW.
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    >> YO IS THAT A ZIT OR A HERPE?
    >> I THINK IT IS A LITTLE
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    INGROWN HAIR.
    >> DOPE.
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    >> NOW GET SOME SLEEP, YOUNG
    MAN.
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    AND DREAM ABOUT ME.
    DOCTOR'S ORDERS.
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    >> OKAY.
    >> AND CHAD --
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    [ KNOCKING ]
    YOU KNOW, I NEVER ASKED HOW HE
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    GOT SICK?
    >> OH, HIS FRIEND DARED HIM TO
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    EAT A DOG TURD.
    ♪♪♪
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    >> GOD, THAT'S SEXY.
    >> OKAY.
Title:
Doctor's Orders - SNL
Description:

Chad's (Pete Davidson) doctor (Jessica Chastain) admits she's fallen in love with him.

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Video Language:
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