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Chris Rock - Michael Jackson

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    Michael Jackson pagal
    hogaya hai kya?
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    Yeh Kya hua hai MJ ko?
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    Aur ek baccha !
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    Ek aur !
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    Yeh samachar sune ke
    baad mujhe laga mai
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    ek hi drishya baar baar dekh raha hu
    [hassi]
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    ek aur bacha? Aisa kaise ho sakta hai !
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    Itna pyar karte hain hum Michael se
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    Itna pyaar !
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    Ke pehla bachha hone pe
    andekha kardete hain
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    [Hassi]
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    Magar ek aur bachha ! Yeh zyada hogya
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    Ab aur nahi
    Jhel Sakta
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    Puri zindagi mai unka
    pranshak raha hu
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    par ab meri bas
    ho chuki hai.
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    ab kuch nahi
    kia ja sakta !
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    Maine michael ko "60 Minutes"
    karyakram pe Dekha
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    Ed Bradley ne apni
    poori koshish ki
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    Michael ko kam se kam
    ek janwar ki tarah dikhane ki
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    [hassi]
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    Janwar jo zinda hai !
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    Usne Michael ko duniya
    ke sabse asaan sawal diye,
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    Pareeksha me aane wale
    sabse aasan sawal !
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    Par Michael fir bhi asafal rahe.
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    Voh sawal kuch aise the,
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    Michael, kya ek 45 saal
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    Ke aadmi ka ek 13 saal
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    ke ladke ke sath ek bistar
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    me sona theek hai ?
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    [hassi]
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    Haan!!
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    [hassi]
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    Achha Achha,
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    mein dubara poochta hoon
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    [hassi]
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    Michael, kya tum
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    ek 45 saal ke aadmi ko
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    jo baccho ka balatkari hai,
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    apne baccho ke saath
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    sone doge ?
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    HAAN!
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    [haasi]
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    Ed Bradley ne Michael
    ki taraf dekha jaise
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    woh bolna
    chahate ho
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    Tumhara Dimag
    Kharab hai kya !
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    [hassi]
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    Jaise vo "60 minutes"
    wali ghadi ki
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    suyion ko aage
    badhake kehna
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    chahte the
    "nikal mere show se bahar!"
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    [hassi]
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    Yeh show toh 60
    Minute ka tha.
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    Nahi 10 minute ka hai,
    Nikal Bahar!
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    Gadhe! Dimag kharab hai kya tera?
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    Meri bas ho chuki hai.
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    Michael ko court jate
    dekha kya?
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    woh badtameez, 20 minute
    late tha.
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    Kis tarah ka African, 20 minute
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    late court aata hai ?
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    Yeh koi film nahi chal rahi hai !
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    [Hassi]
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    yeh court hai, gadhe!
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    Shit!
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    Aur voh asli coat pant
    bhi nahi pehen sakta
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    Mogambo ki tarah banke
    aajata hai!
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    [hassi]
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    tumhara vakil kaun hai?
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    Kisi dhang ki dukan me jaake
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    ek achha suit lekar aa pehle!
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    [haasi]
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    Usse kya ho chuka hai !
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    bas hogaya, yaar!
    Kya karta hai voh aadmi !
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    ek aur baccha!
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    OJ simpson ke ghar pe ek aur
    gori ladki ki lash milne ki tarha hai yeh
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    [hassi]
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    aur OJ ka kehna,
    "mujhe pata hai tum kya soch rahe ho."
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    [hassi]
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    Michael Jackson
    ka jail jana,
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    Bahuuuut hi dukh
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    ki baat hogi.
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    Jab Michael Jackson
    jail jayega,
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    Hamare aansu bhi bahenge,
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    jab MJ jail jayega.
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    Uss din dukh nahi hoga
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    jis din voh jayega.
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    Ek maheene baad dukh hoga,
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    Jab uske asli baal
    dikhne lagenge!
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    [haasi]
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    sab kuch kala aur bura
    dikhne lagega.
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    jab uska makeup
    nahi rahega.
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    Uske paas uske makeup
    karne wale jo nahi honge.
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    [hassi]
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    Kya Dukhi Drishya hoga voh.
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    Yaad hai jab hum sab
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    jhagda karte the
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    ki kaun behtar hai...
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    Michael Jackson ya Prince?
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    Prince jeet gaya!
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    [hassi, taaliyan]
Title:
Chris Rock - Michael Jackson
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Video Language:
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Duration:
04:12

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