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Drew and Jacob (Drake and Josh Parody)

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    You know, Christmas is
    right around the corner.
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    And there isn't a greater feeling
    in the world than giving
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    gifts to the people that you love.
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    You know, there's no greater feeling
    than making out with a hot chick.
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    (audience laughs)
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    Drew and I are a little low
    on money this year,
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    so we're going to have a yard sale in order
    to get some extra cash for Christmas!
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    (audience laughs)
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    Each one of these smiley faces represents
    a day that I made out with a hot chick.
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    (audience laughs)
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    We've got a lot of great gifts
    for everyone this year.
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    Even our little sister, Fagan.
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    -(screams)
    -(audience laughs)
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    -Is this your underwear?!
    -(audience laughs)
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    Drew!
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    [Bleep]ing underwear!
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    (audience laughs)
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    Hey, can you guys give me a minute?
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    -What's up, ho!
    -(audience laughs)
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    Whoo-hoo! Drew fixed my old Santa Claus!
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    Hey, why's it a little frayed there?
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    Gah!
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    [Bleep]! Man!
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    (audience laughs)
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    ♪ I never thought that I'd have such tiny nuts ♪
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    ♪ Now go away, now go away ♪
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    ♪ If you open up your pants ♪
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    ♪ See what's inside ♪
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    ♪ I put a turd inside your pumpkin pie ♪
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    ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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    ♪ But if you eat a slice I'm sure you'll die ♪
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    ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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    ♪ Tickle your pickle ♪
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    ♪ I told you massages are bad
    when you're naked alone with your dad ♪
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    ♪ Just don't make him mad ♪
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    ♪ Ooooh hooo hoo hooooo! ♪
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    Man, we are going to make
    a ton of cash at this yard sale.
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    We're gonna make some money, brotha'!
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    (audience laughs)
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    Yeah, we are.
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    (audience laughs)
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    Hey! My old hamburger. Thanks!
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    (audience goes "ooooh")
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    Hey, Jacob, look.
    I found my old glasses.
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    (audience laughs)
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    -[Bleep]ing [bleep] bag.
    -(audience laughs)
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    Whoa, look! Dude, there's a ton
    of Fagan's old stuff in here.
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    Hey! Maybe we should ask her
    if we can sell her [bleep] at the yard sale!
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    (audience laughs)
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    -Hey, Fagan!
    -Fagan.
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    -Fagan!
    -Fagan!
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    Fagan! Fagan! Fagan! Fagan! Fagan!
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    Hey, Fagan!
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    -What are you goobs barking about?
    -(audience laughs)
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    Hey, Fagan! Can we sell
    some of your old stuff that's up here?
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    -(audience laughs)
    -Fagan!
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    -Fagan!
    -Fagan!
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    -(pounds on trap door)
    -Fagan!
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    Fagan!
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    Fagan!
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    -Man, this is so not cool.
    -Come on, you little bitch!
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    (audience laughs)
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    -Fagan!
    -Fagan!
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    What are you doing?!
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    Hey, goobs. I've got some [bleep] you can sell.
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    (gasps) That's my signed picture of Oprah?!
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    (audience laughs)
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    Hey! That's my guitar!
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    -Tough [bleep]!
    -(audience laughs)
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    -Fagan!
    -Fagan!
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    -Fagan!
    -Fagan!
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    -Fagan!
    -Fagan!
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    Fagan!
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    Fagan!
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    (audience laughs)
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    Open this door! Fagan!
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    -[Bleep]ing little bitch!
    -(audience laughs)
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    -Jacob, settle down.
    -Well, who are you calling nuts?!
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    -You're the psycho!
    -What?!
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    I've been pushed too far
    for too long! I'm losing it!
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    Losing it!
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    Hey, come on, Jacob--
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    Hey, shut your mouth, you
    [bleep]ing pickled [bleep].
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    (audience laughs)
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    She is such a little demon, man!
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    (Audience goes "oooh")
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    (audience laughs)
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    No! You-You-You killed Fagan!
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    Good! I'm glad she's dead.
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    Who [bleep]ed your [bleep]
    up now, little bitch?!
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    What are we going to do, Jacob?!
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    Let's celebrate brotha'!
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    What are we gonna tell mom and dad?!
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    -What's up now, little bitch?!
    -(audience laughs)
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    (sobs hysterically) I'm freaking out!
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    Hey, look! I found a bowling ball!
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    (audience goes "oooh")
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    (laughs hysterically)
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    (sobs uncontrollably)
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    I'm losing it, Drew! I'm losing it!
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    I want this to be a dream.
    How is this even real?
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    (shrieks and laughs uncontrollably)
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    (police sirens go off)
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    (audience laughs)
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    Dude...I can't believe we're in jail.
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    I'm glad I killed that little bitch!
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    -She was our little sister!
    -She was a little bitch!
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    Hey! You know what we
    do to child killers in here?
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    Was I talking to you?!
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    Well, I'm gonna snap
    your neck, you little [bleep].
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    (screams) Get your turtle out my pond, bitch!
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    No-No! Jacob!
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    Let him go!
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    No, Jacob! No!
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    No, no, no. Jacob, No!
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    (inmate screams) Ow! Get off me!
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    Jacob, no!
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    -Get off me!
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    Jacob, no! Stop!
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    Noooo! Jacob, nooooo!
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    Oh my God!
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    I cut it! I [bleep]ing cut it!
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    Oh my God! What did you do?!
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    (both shriek incoherently)
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    No, Jesus!
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    Hey, Drew! Catch!
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    (screams)
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    (audience applauds)
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Drew and Jacob (Drake and Josh Parody)
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
06:28

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