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- Come on, let's get this over with.
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(bell ringing)
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- Right then, the meeting
has officially come to order.
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Let us all say the pledge.
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- [Sharks] I am a nice shark,
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not a mindless eating machine.
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If I am to change this image,
I must first change myself.
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Fish are friends, not food.
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- Today's meeting is step
five, bring a fish friend.
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- A little chum for Chum, eh?
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- I'll start the testimonies.
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Hello, my name is Bruce.
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- [Sharks] Hello, Bruce.
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- It has been three weeks since
my last fish, on my honor,
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or may I be chopped up and made into soup.
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(applauding)
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- You're an inspiration to all of us.
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- Amen.
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(grunting)
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- Up here.
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- Hi, I'm Dory.
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- [Sharks] Hello, Dory.
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- And, well, I don't think
I've ever eaten a fish.
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- Hey, that's incredible!
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- Good on ya, mate!
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- I'm glad I got that off my chest.
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- Alright, anyone else?
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Hello, how about you, mate?
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What's your problem?
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- Me?
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I don't have a problem.
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- Oh, okay.
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- [Sharks] Denial.
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- No, Dory!
- Hey, that's mine!
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Give it!
- Dory!
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Cut it out!
- Gimme!
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Ow!
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- Oh, I'm sorry!
- Oh yeah.
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- Are you okay?
- Ow, ow, ow.
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- I'm so sorry.
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- You really clocked me there.
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Am I bleeding?
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- Oh.
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- Ow, ow, ow.
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- Dory, are you okay?
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Oh.
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Oh that's good.
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- [Sharks] Intervention!
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- Just a bite!
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- Look out!
- What?
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- I'm havin' fish tonight!
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- Remember the steps, mate!
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(dramatic music)
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(screaming)
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- Just one bite!
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(screaming)
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- He really doesn't mean it, you know!
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He never even knew his father!
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- Don't fall off the wagon!
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- No Bruce, focus!
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Sorry about Bruce, mate.
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He's really
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a nice guy!