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Lemon Stealing Whores (Funniest Porn Intro Ever)

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    - I'm so glad, I'm so glad our lemon tree finally grew.
    - Me too.
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    - And sprouted fruitful lemony lemons
    - I know, me too. I mean, imagine,
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    we can make lemonade, key lemon pie,
    lemon meringue pie.
    - I think it's the most valuable property that we have.
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    - I do agree. I think we should go to the bank,
    and get a loan; actually, I think we should
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    get lemon tree insurance.
    - I think you're right.
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    - And then get a loan, and use the lemon tree
    as collateral, because it is now insured.
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    I truly do love our lemon tree.
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    - Just imagine, a life full of lemon trees.
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    - I know, and all our beautiful lemons?
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    - Endless possibilities.
    - Endless possibilities. They're so beautiful.
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    - I wish I was a lemon!
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    - If you were a lemon, I would put you on my shelf
    and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons.
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    - That's so beautiful.
    - I try.
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    - I only hope that the whores aren't
    stealing our lemons.
    Those naughty whores always steal lemons.
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    - We do have a couple lemon whores in this, in this community.
    - Those damn lemon stealing whores!
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    - No one will take our prized lemons from us.
    - Hey, hasn't it been ten seconds since we looked
    at our lemon tree?
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    - It has been about ten seconds since we looked
    at our lemon tree.
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    - [shouted] Hey, what the fuck!
    - It's a----
Title:
Lemon Stealing Whores (Funniest Porn Intro Ever)
Description:

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FUCK THOSE LEMON STEALING WHORES!

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Duration:
01:18

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