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♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
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- What is this?
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- Doesn't have a name.
Just says "incoming message."
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- Is this scary? You have
to tell me if it's scary.
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- It looks like Command Prompt.
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- I feel like I'm gonna
be hacking something.
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- (Vincent) Today you're gonna
be playing a game called Superhot,
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where time only moves when you do.
- Okay, okay.
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It seems interesting.
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- I think I'm probably gonna suck at this,
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'cause it's probably gonna
require skills I just don't have.
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- I think time's an illusion personally.
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But I mean (chuckling) let's do it.
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- (cinematic voice) "Incoming message.
Press Enter to replay."
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- Enter.
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- "You playing Superhot yet?
I've never seen anything like it."
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- I have to type back? What do I say?
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- Oh wait. Wait, what the...
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I typed "swag." That didn't work.
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- Yes. (snickers) Yes, I am.
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I'm just gonna say-- oh, okay.
Or it can type for me.
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- "What are you talking--"
I'm not even writing these words.
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Whatever.
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- "What are you talking about?"
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"Superhot.exe. It's a crack."
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- "...logs you into this company's site
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so you can play this game.
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Sick shooter!"
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- "Sick how?" I don't know,
dude. Press Enter.
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"Too hard to describe. Just play it."
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All right, weird computer.
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- "I'll send you the files. Hold on."
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- "When you run superhot.exe,
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it should do everything
else automatically."
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Whoa.
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- "Okay, sending now.
Check it out. Just run superhot.exe."
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- Let's go. File.
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- What's that?
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Okay, I thought I broke it for a second.
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(static whirring)
- Did I break it already?
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(projectile impacts)
Oh. Oh! Oh, what?!
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- This guy's way dead.
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- Okay.
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"Time moves only when you--"
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Ohh. I get it.
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If I stay still, the entire
thing's gonna be still.
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But then if I do that, then... time.
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- Like, he's stopped right now.
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Or I guess he's moving
really, really slow.
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- Okay. How to shoot? Oh, there we go.
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(projectile impacts)
"Press R."
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Aah.
(static, projectile impacts)
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I died.
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Wait. Okay. Okay, I'm getting it now.
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- "Left-click to shoot."
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(projectile impacts)
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- Okay I def--
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(static)
I died.
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(projectile impacts)
Uh-oh. Okay. I got it.
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- Left-click to shoot. Pop. Oh!
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Oh, you can see the bullet?
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(decelerated blast)
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- Oh, I see the bullets.
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Yeah.
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- Let me just shoot ahead.
Hopefully that works.
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Did I get him? Did I get him?
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Matrix. (chuckles)
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- Matrix. Matrix. Oh, look at that.
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Okay. Let's see if I got him.
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Oh, you're dead. Uh-oh.
There's another bullet.
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This is crazy.
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- Oh. Can I dodge the--
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I can dodge the bullets!
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- I already shot him. Did I get him?
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Oh yeah, I did. Look. Oh.
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(decelerated blast)
It's kinda sick.
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Oh, 'cause I already moved
too fast for my bullet.
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(projectile impacts)
- Yes!
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- (voice) Super.
- Yes!
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- (voice) Hot.
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- No!
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Stop moving.
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(projectile impacts)
Oh. Look at that.
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Wait. "Hot." "Superhot."
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- Stay still?
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I almost just walked into that.
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Prefiring shots.
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- (voice) Superhot.
- (dramatic voice) Superhot.
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This is so cool.
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- I did it? Already?
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I'm doing good right now.
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Like, I just did something
right the first time.
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- Ooh, it's instant replay.
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It's like in real time.
Yeah, that's awesome.
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- I feel like it's gonna
get insanely hard really quick.
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- "Grab the gun."
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- Grab the gun. Got it.
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- All right, go. Grab it.
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Bam. Come at me!
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- All right, here is...
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Check my surroundings again.
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- Do they have guns,
or are they just running at me?
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(gun blasts)
- Can I get this collateral?
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(blasting and shattering)
No, it doesn't work, I guess.
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- Aah! (chuckles)
That scary thing goes so fast.
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I'm glad I can control time.
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"It was a setup?"
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- That was a setup. How?
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- That was a setup?
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Okay. (startled) Oh.
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(chuckling) Yeah.
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- Oh my god.
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Is my gun ready?
'Cause it really needs to be.
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"Out of ammo"? What
am I supposed to do now?
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- Oh, I'm empty?
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Click to throw my weapon at someone?
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- "Right-click to throw
your weapon at enemy."
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Awesome! Take this. (laughs)
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You just fling your gun
at somebody? That's great.
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- Okay, just broke against his body.
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So-- it threw his gun away
from him. I can get his gun.
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- Throw it at you. Oh!
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Oh!
(projectile impacts)
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Hooh! I died.
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Let's try this again.
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- See, this is real, 'cause
that's exactly what I'll actually do.
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Oh, that would've been so epic!
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Aw, that will have to do.
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- Aha. Okay, I get it.
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Now I can blow him up.
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(shattering slowly)
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- (voice) Super.
- Did I do the second one already?
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Oh my gosh, this is so fun.
I'm so good at this.
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- Oh. Stop.
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It's really hard not moving
and waiting for the ti--
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Yeah. Superhot.
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- This game is great. I feel like
a freakin' badass playing this.
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- I like how it's like a puzzle.
It's like really cool.
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Puzzle shooter.
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"Take it slow."
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- Uh... oh.
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(shattering)
I died.
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All the games I play are--
they're so fast paced.
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I don't like playing slow,
that's the thing.
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(projectile impacts)
- Oh. [Bleep].
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- Uhhh... (chuckling)
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Aah... what? I knew that was gonna happen.
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I knew that was gonna happen.
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I need to take it slowly.
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They didn't just put that
there for no reason.
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Now I see. (chuckles)
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- Oh, I get why
it's saying "take it slow."
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'Cause the bullets are coming
everywhere. I have to dodge them.
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- Oh crap, it's going. Oh god. Oh god.
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(falsetto) Hoo. 'Scuse me.
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- Okay.
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Avoid that. Forward.
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- Oh my god. Oh, I have
to get that gun on the floor.
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- That means I have to retrieve
the gun without getting shot.
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Can't touch this. ♪ (vocalizes tune) ♪
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- I'm gonna kill both of them and just...
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(dodges bullets)
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Why am I even moving too?
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- How close--
(projectile impacts)
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Bro, how close do you have to get?
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All right, I got this.
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(projectile impacts)
- (frustrated) Oh! Grr!
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Okay, so it goes really quick
when you pick up the gun.
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So it must be, like...
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I gotta wait for that bullet to pass.
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- There we go. Okay.
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(retrieves gun)
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- Bang. Bang-bang. Bang, bang.
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Ka-klah.
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(retrieves gun)
- Oh, I got it! Oh, it's time!
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You guys want to play around? Pow.
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Ooh. How's your head feeling?
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Oh, it's dead. Oh, sorry. Sorry, friend.
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- (roaring meekly)
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(deep voice) Boom, headshot.
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(chuckling)
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- I did it, so... very proud of myself.
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- Oh, that's gonna get him for sure.
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(clicks tongue) Told ya.
- (voice) Super.
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- I did that one too! Oh my gosh!
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Literally the next four months
of my life are just set
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because I have not died
once in three levels,
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and that is pretty impressive for me.
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- Okay. Let's go. Next one.
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- I wonder how I get out
of this weird computer game.
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"Come with us."
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(words clicking)
- (deep voice) "How about no?"
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(vocalizing punches)
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Arr!
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- "Stun and..."
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Ooh. Grab.
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- Oh, there's a train. Homey dead.
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(shattering)
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- Pop.
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Oh, there's a train! Go the other way.
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- Shoot this guy. Shoot this guy.
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(whimpers) Am I too close
to shoot him, or...
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no.
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(sound effects warble as time fluctuates)
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(gun fires)
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- No sneaking up on me.
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Oh. I think I goofed up.
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- No. Ugh.
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- Did I throw my gun?
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- Just gotta throw it at him.
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Take his gun and shoot him. (chuckles)
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(laughs)
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- Oh my god. I'm throwing my gun.
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Okay.
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Hand me that.
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Look at that. Bam.
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Well, I didn't even need to shoot him,
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'cause I already throw my gun at--
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(sighs)
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(suspended blast)
- Oh, got both those guys. Okay.
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I think. No, I didn't get that guy.
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All right, there we go.
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But he's gonna slide in
and [bleep] pick up another gun,
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like no problem, asshole.
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Why is this one the only smart one?
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Like, why is this guy the only one
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who went over and tried to pick up guns?
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- I'm about to beat this guy.
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Bah-ka!
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- (voice) Super.
- Superhot. All right.
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That voice is kind of annoying me.
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- (voice) Super.
- (claps) What's that, boy?
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What's that, boy?
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It makes you feel like Sherlock Holmes
when he does that thing.
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When he's like,
"All right, I just have to--"
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(chuckles) "Do this. Grab the gun.
Throw it. Shoot the body."
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- It was just too simple.
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Like, something weird is gonna
happen at the end or whenever.
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Like, weird things are
gonna start happening.
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- Is it over?
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Do I gotta go up the stairs or...
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- Now what?
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It's the same thing. Oh!
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(beeping)
Uh-oh. "Unauthorized access."
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I'm busted.
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- "Unauthorized access." Oh great.
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'Cause now it's like the friend
gave me all the illegal stuff.
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- Aah! Dimension warp! What's going on?
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- Oh. Hey, hey. Chill, chill.
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- Told you things were gonna get weird.
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I told you things are gonna
start getting weird.
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Is this scary? Is it gonna get scary?
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(warbling)
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- "Incoming message.
Press Enter to reply."
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- 'Sup, dude? "What did you think?"
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What did I think? (takes sharp breath)
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"Interesting idea."
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- "Not sure what I'm
supposed to do doing..."
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Oh my god. This person is literally me.
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- "I think I was in a factory,
then an alley and a subway."
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- "Everyone gets something
different. It's crazy."
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- "That's one word for... it."
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- What if it's actually like
word games, and this is real life.
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- "Some bad glitches at the end.
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Unauthorized something
something then I got kicked out."
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Totes.
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- "Oh yeah," uh, they
updated the game. Yep.
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"...the crack to fix that. Sending."
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(clears throat) Chat ended.
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(sputters lips) I'm totally
hacking into a company
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or killing real people. It's pretty bad.
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- Oh man, this guy's cool.
He's always sending me stuff.
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"New file seems to crash less." Cool.
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- I'm excited now. I'm ready. I got this.
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- So new file updated.
It's not supposed to glitch.
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But we all know it's gonna glitch.
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- Dang. The more I play this game,
the more I want to buy it.
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- "Wrong place, wrong
time." I'm at a bar.
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Woo.
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- "More shots." Haha,
threw my shot glass. I get it.
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Oh, I died. (chuckles)
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I get what I was supposed to do, though.
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- (amused) "More shots."
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(gruffly) More shots, please!
Give me alcohol!
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- Grab this. Throw. Grab his gun.
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(quiet warbling)
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Shoot him?
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Okay.
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- All right. So there's already
other people coming.
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So I'm glad I looked over there.
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- Boom.
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- Okay.
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(alert) Oh! Oh!
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Nooo! Ohhh!! Ha.
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I wish there was a Duck button
or something. Dang it!
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Ugh! I'm throwing
a big bottle at you. Die!
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Throw another thing. Pick up
the gun. Shoot you in the face.
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Now I'm pissed.
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- Whew!
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Die, buddy.
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- Okay-- oh.
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(mutters) One over there.
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(projectile impacts)
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Did that guy just get shot
by-- okay. I'll take it.
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- I just-- no, I don't
want to deal with him.
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Okay, actually no. I want to get
you first. You're an asshole.
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Whoa. What?
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(projectile files, impacts)
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- I didn't kill you?
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How's it-- oh, you.
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- (singsongy) Shoot this guy.
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No.
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(slow-mo gunfire)
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(scoffs)
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Yes.
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- I just want a machine gun,
where I can just pop shots off.
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(halted gunfire)
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- I suck. Dude, I'm just spawn-
killing them. That's messed up.
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- I love how you can
throw your gun. Like, it's such--
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Like, they need to add that
in games, 'cause it makes sense.
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Like, guns are heavy. They can do stuff.
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I just love how they're actually adding
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at least a little bit of realism in this.
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- (voice) Super.
- Nice.
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(firing, impacts)
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- (voice) Super. Hot.
- Okay. (sighs in relief)
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- Oh. Okay, no. But he just shot at me.
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- (voice) Super.
- Oh. Oh shit, I thought I got shot.
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I was like, "Oh my god, no."
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Okay. So I did it. I did it.
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- (Vincent) And that's it for today.
- Oh! What? Come on.
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- I like that. That game is
incredible. I'm gonna buy it.
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- I loved that one. That was
great. Highlight of my day.
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- It was different.
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It taught me how to play
slower and more tactical,
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'cause I'm usually just
a run-and-gun sorta guy.
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- I would love to keep playing this
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just to see where
the creators are taking this,
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'cause I can see that they have a plan.
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Like, they have a vision for you.
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- I want this.
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I don't necessarily want
to go around shooting people.
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But I want that superpower.
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Just stop time right now
so I can keep playing.
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- Thanks for watching us play
Superhot on the React channel.
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- Gooodbyyye, guuuys.
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(imitates impact)
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(static)