Bheja Fry 2

Bheja Fry 2 is an 2011 Indian comedy film & a sequel to the 2007 low budget but successful film Bheja Fry. Directed by Sagar Ballary & Produced by Mukul Deora,featuring - Vinay Pathak, Kay Kay Menon, Minisha Lamba, Suresh Menon & Amol Gupte. Bharat Bhushan has won himself a free trip on a luxury cruise and is determined to rock the boat for most of the revelers, specially the tax evader, tycoon Ajit Talwar. In between, he manages to find a potential love interest in Ranjini, at least that's what he thinks. What happens when a tax-evading businessman and an income-tax officer get stranded on an isolated island. Watch the movie to know what happens. To watch more full length movies in high quality HQ log onto http://www.youtube.com/shemaroomovies . To receive regular updates on new movies SUBSCRIBE NOW at http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=shemaroomovies

'My son Varun, world's youngest magician.'

'He loves to show his magic tricks to his friends.'

'I have a dream that he becomes..'

'..the best magician in the world.'

'And that makes me proud.'

'Trust Future World Insurance children's plan.'

'Always with you.'

'Welcome once again to business news.'

'Today, in this part, you will see..'

'..a few new aspects of India Inc.'

'We'll be discussing about Provident Fund..'

'..that is the increasing interest rate on your PF.'

'And a conversation with the man reaching..'

'..new heights in business Mr. Ajit Talwar.'

'We have got hold on him today, with great difficulty.'

'So, Mr. Ajit Talwar, six new businesses.'

'What would you like to say?'

'Look, every time when I've started a new business..'

'..everyone, whether it is the press or my colleagues..'

'..they all say that Ajit Talwar has gone crazy.'

'This is what is happening today as well.'

'All my famous friends in Pharmaceutical Industries..'

'..say that Ajit Talwar will lose all the money..'

'..on media business and real estate luxury homes..'

'..that he had earned selling Paracetamol.'

'Well, the fact is..'

'..I am not afraid of a new beginning.'

'I enjoy taking risks.'

'I never dreamed of breaking chairs sitting in air-conditioned rooms.'

'And it never will be.'

'So, I've called architects from Germany especially for my luxury homes.'

'And I promise you, it will be one of a kind.'

'As far as television channels are concerned..'

'There are about 130 television channels.'

'But we are not thinking that no matter..'

'..how many television channels there are..'

'..TRPs are not going above the average of 8.'

'What does this mean?'

'There is something missing.'

'So, first television channels, then a production house.'

'Animation studios. CDs and DVDs manufacturing units.'

'I'm going to do all these businesses.'

'Just wait and watch.'

'There's a lot more to come.'

"There will be peace everywhere."

"There will be peace everywhere."

"There will be peace everywhere some day."

"Oh, deep in my heart.."

"..I do believe."

"There will be peace everywhere some day."

Sir.

Sir.

They have come.

That's more like it.

Sit down.

You can't make us sit like this on a national holiday.

For M. T. Shekharan, national pride..

..is more important than national holiday.

Look, we don't have all day.

Ask whatever you want to ask, quickly.

No shame on your hideous acts of crime?

People like you are eating the country like parasites.

You are a south Indian, Mr. Rajalingam.

There is a king in your name, but your actions are like a beggar.

Save your ruse for an essay competition, Mr. Shekharan.

Now let's get down to business.

Oh, I want to know the details of all your financers.

Who is Vikas Malhotra?

Who is Rahul Vora?

Who is Mulchand Sharma?

I want all their contracts and documents.

I want just one document.

You have a warrant? - Warrant?

You want a warrant?

Don't bother.

And happy independence day to you.

What?

What? What?

Stop it.

What?

And where are Mr. Rajalingam's enquiry papers?

With Bhushan?

Where is Bhushan?

On a holiday?

Get it.

Oh no.

Yes.

Yes.

Not again. Come on.

Again, Ajit?

Hey, Kapoor, you lost once again.

You are getting worse at it. - Lost a lot of weight.

Or perhaps, you are getting better at it.

Raveena, my back.

Yeah, okay.

Ajit, I wanted to extend an invitation to you.

What? A wedding anniversary?

Raveena's show, 'Aao Guess Kare' (come, let's guess)..

..is having its final episode. Thanks, Mehta.

I have organised its rap-up party.

On a cruise.

The crew will also get a break.

Poor guys are working since the last six months.

Fabulous. Congratulations, Raveena.

Thank you.

What next? Feature films?

For that I will need to write a script.

Then write one on my life. I will fund it.

And who will be the male lead?

If you are ready to be the female lead..

..then I will become the male lead.

And me? What will I do?

You…will be the male lead's friend.

His sister's rapist.

Please come, Ajit. We will have a good time.

When is it? - On the weekend.

Weekend. Impossible.

We have an investors meeting.

Where is it? At Four Seasons, right?

Call for you, sir. - It will be difficult to make time for it.

Yes. Coming.

Business. Business. Business.

You should spare some time for pleasure as well.

The day you call me without any expectations, Kapoor..

..I will definitely come.

Ajit.

Send me all the investors' profile in the office.

Okay.

Hi, darling.

What happened?

Ajit, have you gone crazy?

You tried to shoot my puppy?

I was your puppy, right?

Stop your nonsense, Ajit.

What if the bullet would have really hit him?

Baby, that was impossible. I was shooting blanks.

Come on. - And what is this new expansion plan of yours?

Are you amazing! Seriously. - After dad's retirement..

..you have already launched six companies.

So what?

And what profits are you talking about?

Please, don't argue. Come on.

And who is investing in these fictitious companies of yours?

Management paper is more than the actualities.

You forgot what Prof. Summons had said.

Oh, really? Oh no.

You know we went to the same business school, Ajit.

Don't try to fool my daddy. - I have a way of doing business.

I am fooling him?

If for your dad, we would've been doing business in Khedegaon.

Khedegaon. - Yes.

Right.

Who knew this company?

Every kid knows the company now.

Every kid knows the company..

..but they don't know that you are opening fictitious companies.

They are not fictitious companies, Nainu.

They.. They..

Ajit, you will have to pay for all this one day. - Please try and understand.

I am telling you. - Just a minute.

You are not understand what I am trying to..

Hello. Yes.

What? Who are you?

Yes.

What did you..

Yes, I'll call you back.

What happened?

There is going to be an I.T. raid.

What?

What about your investors?

Yes, but I need to have the meeting.

Let me see what I can do.

Should I go? - No, no, no. Please.

We will get into trouble if you say something untoward.

Leave some things on me.

Why are you smiling?

I feel happy when I see fear on your face, Ajit Talwar.

Hello.

Hello, everybody.

Sir. Sir.

Let's go.

All is well, I hope.

I know we are going through a difficult phase.

But our group, the , will never dump its

No one will lose his job.

There will be no cut in the salaries.

That's my personal guarantee.

And yes, if there tax evasion issue or a legal action..

..on any other employee other than me..

..then I will provide you with the best lawyers in this country.

That's my promise.

I'll take care of you.

Sir, company had taken a guest house..

..in Bangalore, in my name.

Gift it to your cousin in Dubai.

But, sir, I don't.. - Smita Trihan.

Raviraj…will give you the address.

About the Mauritian companies?

Tell Raghav.

He has been promoted.

He is leaving tomorrow.

Taking charge. - Wow.

Congrats. - Thank you, sir.

Aren't you going to applause for this man?

Come on.

Where were you? - Sorry for the delay, sir.

Sir, the south Asian investors meeting..

Yes. We will talk inside the cabin.

Anymore doubts? - No, sir.

Good.

We will overcome this as well, like any other problem.

Trust me.

I will Westergare…much better.

And much.. - Bigger.

That's the spirit.

Amazing speech, sir. - Yes. One has to do so.

Sir, what about the south Asian investor's meeting?

It won't be cancelled.

It will be postponed.

I will let you know the venue and date by this evening.

And all the other arrangements will be the same.

Stop.

I think it's the right length. - Okay.

The I.T. inspector. I need all the details on him.

Where? Why? What for? I I mean..

His life history. - Yeah.

Can I leave? - Yes.

And I have a web of questions for you.

This is Mantra, and you are watching..

..a show which is called.. - 'Aao Guess Kare'.

Correct.

In 'Aao Guess Kare' you will guess and we'll give you rewards.

A sum of.. - Rs. 25 lakhs.

Correct.

Along with Rs. 25 lakhs, the winner will get a surprise gift.

So tell me, should I call today's last participant?

Yes.

So come, let's guess.

Ma'am, it is small problem.

It will get resolved in two minutes.

Because of this small problem we had lost shoot for one hour yesterday.

Ma'am, have I made the cut right?

Yes, the light.. - Yeah. The cut is right.

Just check the balance and sent it to Raveena madam to finalise

Yes, ma'am.

Ma'am, the invitation card is on its way.

has also been sent up.

Yeah. The cheque is in the control room.

Yes, ma'am. I am about to meet him right now.

Mr. Bhushan, come on, let's go.

What have you done?

This? I have applied this black mark to ward off the evil.

My mother always used to do this..

..whenever I used to go out to do an important task.

But, Mr. Bhushan, who will cast an evil on you over here?

Ms. Ranjini, no everyone is kind-hearted like you.

Millions of people watch this show.

What if anyone casts an evil eye on me?

Yes, but why two marks?

Two marks because two questions are left.

Oh, God. Please remove them, Mr. Bhushan.

Babu, what is this?

He cannot come on television like this.

Madam, I tried explaining it to him..

..but he wasn't ready to listen to me.

It's almost done. - Hurry up, Mr. Bhushan.

Anyway, you are going to win.

Are you sure? - Completely.

And when he asks you 'Double' or 'Cancel'..

..you should say 'Double'.

Double. - Double. Please. Let's go now.

Please. - Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's carry on

..episode of 'Aao Guess Kare'. - Let's go.

Good. Good job. - We have with us Mr. Bharat Bhushan..

..who has so far played very well. - Okay. Okay, Mr. Bhushan.

Yeah.standby for Mr. Bhushan

Will he be able to cross the last two stages?

Best of luck.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

Okay. - So please welcome, Mr. Bharat Bhushan.

Welcome. Welcome back to the show, Mr. Bharat Bhushan.

Come. Come here.

So, tell me, Mr. Bharat Bhushan..

..how are you feeling today.

I don't lack self-confidence, but I am a little nervous.

Well, you are just two questions away..

..from your grand prize.

Mr. Sunil Gavaskar once said..

.."It's not over until the last ball is bowled."

Great. That's great.

Very well said.

It's not over until it's actually over.

Anyway, let's move to the next question.

The question is on our computer screen.

What percentage of Indian men don't like wearing an underwear?

Do you wear underwear, Mr. Bhushan?

Yes. Darpan underwear. Look a little, ask a little.

Do you like wearing underwear?

Yes, of course. Who doesn't like it?

You are feeling shy.

Why should I feel shy? I am wearing it.

Well said. Well said.

Anyway, have you thought of an answer?

Tell us.

84 percent.

84 percent.

Come, let's see what's the right answer on my computer screen.

80-85 percent.

And to be precise, 84 percent. Absolutely correct.

That's great. That's great.

How did you guess it?

Look, 84 percent of people struggled for our country's independence.

And this is the same 84 percent of people..

..who took part in the Swadeshi (self-sufficiency) Movement as well.

Where they stopped wearing pants..

..and started wearing Dhoti and 'Angavastram'..

..and chose the path of freedom.

So it is obvious that it’s the same 84 percent of people..

..who don't prefer to wear underwear.

Such an idiot. From where did you get him?

My choice. Channel loved him.

Let it go on air, then watch the TRPs.

Audience is going to go crazy about him.

Ranjini, there is a lot of noise backstage.

Just stop it.

Mantra, we will go for the break segment now.

All cameras ready?

We will have to take a short break.

But don't go anywhere.

We will come back with the last question..

..which we will ask Mr. Bhushan.

Excuse me.

If you don't mind can I announce this break?

Of course. This is your time. Go ahead.

"Come back."

"Come back."

Come back after a short break.

Don't go anywhere and keep watching..

..'Aao Guess Kare'.

Oh, my God. How much footage does this guy need?

Excuse me, ma'am. - Yeah?

Someone has come to meet you.

Welcome back to 'Aao Guess Kare'.

Hi. - Hi.

Great. - What a pleasant surprise.

God has visited his devotee today.

Don't tell me you have come to check our setup.

One needs to take the pitch report before a game.

Correct.

This is the last episode?

Yeah. Thank God.

The show has been so taxing. I need a break.

All that is fine, first you tell me what will you drink.

Tea, coffee or single malt?

Come out.

Just two minutes. Boy talk.

Please, go ahead.

And last but not the least.. - See you all.

To my best friend M. T. Shekharan.

All well? - Hey Idli, are you watching the show?

All is well, buddy. - Doesn't seem so.

Ajit, you need the cruise. Come with us.

No. South East Asia's investors are coming over.

I just got the news that the Income Tax Department..

..is going to raid us. - What?

Exactly. How can I even think of a vacation on a cruise?

Not a vacation. We will arrange..

..for the investor's meeting in the cruise. Come with us.

Let it be. All the arrangements have been made at Four Seasons.

What do you think the Tax Inspectors..

..won't be able to reach the Four Seasons?

Kapoor, there are so many investors.

I'll have to cancel the bookings at the last moment.

I'll make all the arrangements.

It's a sign, Ajit.

It is the beginning of our long term association.

Listen to me. Take Naina along as well. - 67 percent.

Final answer? - She will get happy. - Yes.

Tell me something. - Ajit.

Yes, of course.

Not a bad idea.

Ranjini. - Sir.

Meet my dear friend, Mr. Ajit Talwar.

That leaves us with 68 percent.

Hello. - Hello, Ranjini.

Mr. Talwar might be financing the next season of 'Aao Guess Kare'.

Oh, that's wonderful.

You have a heard of him, of course.

Yes, of course. The dashing and dynamic Mr. Talwar.

Marketing genius. Financial tycoon.

The media always..

..print the truth.

Just joking.

Just call me Ajit, Ranjini. - Of course.

That means you are absolutely correct.

You will have to excuse me, sir.

Mr. Bharat Bhushan has won..

Ranjini, make sure that Bhushan doesn’t leave after pack-up.

Who is she?

Executive producer of 'Aao Guess Kare'.

And.. - Yes, she is coming with us on the cruise.

Are you coming? - Of course.

I mean, who am I to refuse when everyone is coming?

Congratulations.

Congratulations, Mr. Bhushan.

I am so glad you won. You were my favourite contestant.

This is for you.

Wow. - All this was not possible without you.

That's why. - No, Mr. Bhushan.

You are very talented.

My hands are still shaking.

Mr. Bhushan, you are a winner.

You cannot believe it? - No.

Now?

Now I completely believe it.

Let's go.

So, you are a rich man, Mr. Bhushan.

Sir, mike.

Money doesn’t make anyone rich, Ms. Ranjini.

This is just a medium to fulfil some dreams.

So what will you do with Rs. 25 lakhs.

I had an old dream of making a music album.

Now all this will be dedicated to music.

That's so sweet.

You are the one who is sweet, Ms. Ranjini.

You know your name comes from a raga in music.

Yes. Shivranjani.

My brother's name is Shiv and my name is Ranjini.

That's great.

Your family is so passionate about music?

My father's name is Malhar and..

Then I am sure your mother's name..

..must always be on a raga.

Yes. Bhairavi.

This has made me very happy, Ms. Ranjini.

Is…is your father also in the field of music..

Not my father, my grandfather.

Santanu Da.

He used to play violin in Hemant Da's orchestra.

Really?

So does this mean that this tune.. - Ranjini.

Yeah? Yes, Raveena ma'am.

Sure. Green room. - Who will take out the lights?

I'm on my way.

I'm sorry. I'll have to go, but congratulations once again.

Bye.

Thank you.

Hail Lord Satyanarayana! - Hail the Lord!

"Hail Lord Jagdish!"

"Hail Lord Jagdish!"

"He solves his devotees' problems.."

"He solves his children's problems.."

Mister, slow it down a bit.

Priest, why don't you sing it aloud?

"Hail Lord Jagdish!"

Hello! - Hello!

Yes, M. T. Shekaran.

Why didn't you bring the warrant?

Warrant?

Yes, warrant.. I was about to call you.

Actually our office computer has caught virus. -

Virus? You are virus. You idler.

Where are you now?

I am standing outside the temple.

Yes.

Liar.

You north Indians know nothing except white lies and frauds.

Hey, why are you making a mountain out of a molehill?

There's really veneration going on inside. Come and see.

Tomorrow you and I have to go on a raid.

On a raid? But tomorrow I am going on a leave.

Shekaran. Hey, I was about to call you yesterday.

You please submit my leave application.

You have wasted all your leaves on auditions.

All your leaves. Silly man.

Then I'll take my unpaid leaves. - Unpaid leaves?

200 rupees will be deducted each day, Bhushan.

Your obsession for singing and dancing will make you bankrupt.

Don't forget. You are an income tax officer.

Shekaran, sometimes I feel my father is talking through you..

..in Madrasi language.

Madrasi? I am not a Madrasi. I am from Kerela.

It's one and the same thing. Filter coffee.

Filter coffee? If we are filter coffee you are mustard curry.

Mendu vada (a snack).

Radish fart. - Parachute coconut oil.

Dabur tooth powder. - Stale rice pudding.

Basmati rice. - Andu-vandu.

Assi-tussi. - Balle-balle.

Ingappa.

Hey, stop this stupid fight. And clean the dog poo.

Buddy, I had some good news for you.

You have got a throat ulcer?

You are some kind of idiot? For the first time in my life..

..I got a chance to travel on cruise ship. On a cruise ship.

Since you didn't get any alms when you played..

..your harmonium and sang on local streets..

..so now you are going onto the cruise.

Buddy Veerappan. I got it as a prize

Why? - Why? Aao Guess Karen.

I don't want to guess.

You south Indian, not that 'guess'.

TV show 'Aao Guess Karen'.

No one can stop you when you are destined for destruction.

Here I have turned into a dog working as a..

..government employee, and you.. - My father used to say..

Every dog has its day. Every dog has its day.

You called me a dog?

I didn't. You said it just now.

So that means you won't come.

It means I won't come.

Goodbye.

Bye-bye.

Stupid Sambaar (south Indian dish).

Hey, I told you not to touch it. It's my hard-earned money.

Uncle, we just wanted to switch on the AC.

Stop it. Go, auntie is calling you.

Each and everyone lectures me these days.

Hey, Bhushan, you didn't submit it today?

We won, uncle.

You saw that? - Wonderful.

I have beaten them all and won 2.5 million rupees.

But why didn't you deposit it now?

That is just for show.

That's not real, but this is. - What do you mean?

I mean this is the real cheque. - I see.

You can check it. They deducted the tax amount.

You have made all the arrangements?

Uncle, our family is known for getting ready before time.

Ever-ready. - Let it be. Let it be.

Don't tell me about your family.

Tell me where you will keep passport and currency.

Uncle, sit here. I will show you.

See this. Special vest with a secret pocket.

It's readymade? - Auntie got it stitched for me..

..for a foreign journey

I told your auntie so many times..

..to do something for me, but no one listens to me.

You never leave a chance to criticize me, do you?

As if you bring lots of gifts for me from abroad.

What else should I bring for you?

You think I go abroad to have fun?

Cable TV, Basmati rice, and water-proof bag for children..

You think we get them for free?

You need to work hard for it.

Talks as if..

Take this.

Take that. You too got a vest.

Uncle, you are lucky that you got a wife like auntie.

Forget your auntie.

You know what Mahatma Gandhi's mother told him..

..when he was first going abroad?

I am also a Libra.

I have memorized Mahatma Gandhi's all the principals.

Just listen to me once.

Don't fall for some white-skinned girl abroad.

I am sorry, uncle Veeru, but I am strictly..

..against any sort of racial discrimination.

Don't forget us. Do remember all of us.

Let me first take their blessings.

God bless you. God bless you.

Son, umbrella. Umbrella. - Bye, uncle. - Bye.

Welcome, sir. Can I have your photo, sir?

Look at the camera. Thank you.

Okay, sir.

Thank you.

Good evening, sir. How are you?

Sir. - Hey, my umbrella.

That is so mean. - Spenta..

How much have I spent on this cruise?

Sir, something important. - Later.

Sir, there's some bad news.

Will you ever bring me good news? Just a minute.

It sounds much better, you know..

Spenta.. Investa.. - Sir, there's a tax inspector on the cruise.

What? - Yes, sir.

Find out who he is. - Yes, sir.

All well?

Just a slight problem.

Let's go.

Oh!

Hi. What's the way to the party room?

Yes, ma'am, this way.

May I help you please? - Yes.

I was invited to spend two nights and three days here.

Sir, can you show me the invitation please?

One minute.

May I borrow your help please?

Satisfied? - Welcome aboard, sir.

I was only doing my duty. - It's alright.

I am happy to see someone other than me do his job..

..with such honesty and dedication.

Trust me God will give you all the happiness in the world..

..and you will reach great heights some day..

..Mr. Dharam Bharati from Nepal.

Great. Your name is Bharatiya (Indian), but you are a Nepali.

Mr. Bhushan.

Mr. Bhushan. - Miss. Ranjini.

I was just calling you. - How do you do?

Miss. Ranjini, how do you do?

Why didn't you keep your luggage in your room yet?

Actually Miss. Ranjini, first I forgot the way.

And my favorite umbrella that uncle Veeru..

Not a problem, Mr. Bhushan. I will have it sent up to your room.

Actually he has helped me a great deal.

Meet my first friend on the cruise, Mr. Dharam Bharati..

..from Nepal. Mr. Dharam, meet her, she is Miss. Ranjini.

If it wasn't for her we would have never met.

Dharam, can I please have Mr. Bhushan's luggage..

..sent up to his room? - I'll do that right away, ma'am.

Mr. Dharam, tell him to keep it straight.

There's pickle in it. It may fall over.

And not to keep anything over it.

Because there's something delicate in it.

Don't worry, sir. You luggage is going to be safe and secure.

Miss. Ranjini, you just won't be able to guess..

..what I brought for you. - What?

Take a guess. - Hey, you said just now..

..I won't be able to guess it.

But still, you are not here on some competition. Come on.

Definitely, sir. - Thanks.

Okay. Bye. - Bye.

Shall we go? - Miss. Ranjini, do I look okay?

You look just perfect, Mr. Bhushan.

Actually, Miss. Ranjini, men in our family..

..have performance anxiety.

My father was the best singer in our district, but..

Anyway, leave it. - No, no, go on.

When he got a chance to sing in Patna Musical Fest for the first time..

..he couldn't sing when he saw a huge gathering and audience.

He found himself alone.

But Mr. Bhushan, today you are not alone, are you?

Yes, you are there with me. - You are right. - Yes.

So shall we go?

Hey, Ajit, where's your drink? - Hi!

How you are doing? - Just make sure you get one.

Hello, how are you?

Hi, guys! How is this table doing?

It's not like us.. we.. - Ya, but then, you know..

Darling, no work tonight. Enjoy yourself.

I'll just.. - Sure. Alright. Bye.

This is.. - You are looking gorgeous, Miss. Ranjini.

Good evening.

I haven't seen you before. - I am not that famous, I'm sorry.

No, even I didn't see you.

But we generally ignore those who we don't know.

Am I right? - I'm sorry.

Mr. Bhushan, he is Mr. Ajit Talwar.

There is no business that he is not into.

Are you into music industry as well? - No.

Not just music, but media, finance, marketing..

..share market.. He is into everything.

I am pleased to meet a multi-talented person like you.

And Mr. Talwar, he is Mr. Bhushan.

The winner of our show 'Aao Guess Karen'.

Oh! Congratulations!

Thank you. Actually.. - You introduced me to him..

..but when will you introduce me to yourself. - What?

Wonderful, Mr. Talwar.

You have got such a. wonderful sense of humor..

..doesn't he, Miss. Ranjini?

Hello, Mr. Bhushan! - Welcome, Mr. Bhushan.

Hey, Miss. Raveena. Mr. Kapoor.

You look great in a silver dress. - Thank you.

Take him away from here. - I was thinking of wearing a red shirt.

But the color red.. - I'm so happy that you could make it.

Hey, I told you right then that I will definitely come.

It's just like.. "Why did you come here?"

"Because you called me."

"Now that you have come, tell me what you want."

"No, first you smile."

Mr. Bhushan, come, we will introduce you everyone.

Come. - Come. Please come.

Yes, come, let's go. - Ranjini. - Sir.

Let me show you around.

Mr. Vikram Joglekar, our channel head.

Hi! How are you? - Myself, Mr. Bharat Bhushan.

Pleased to meet you. - The winner of 'Aao Guess Karen'.

Very pleased to meet you also, sir. - Hi.

Hi! How are you? - Mr. Bhushan, that's Patel.

Greetings. - Hi!

Okay, please excuse me. I'll be back. - Okay. - Bye.

Please sit down, Mr. Bhushan. - Yes.

So Mr. Joglekar, how is Faita?

Good. Very good.

You know what's the best part? The chef's not from Spain.

He's from Italy.

You knew that? - You know, we get best Faitas in Florence.

Especially in Dolatela. - Near the Duomu.

Whenever I go to Florence I eat there.

I still feel we get best Faitas in Mexico. - That's debatable.

Excuse me! Excuse me!

Ya. Ya. Very nice. Straight from France.

Mr. Joglekar from Maharastra? - Ya. - I knew.

But I have spent most of my early years in America.

"Hail my Maharashtra!"

"Say aloud Hail my Maharashtra!"

Very nice. Awadhoot Gupte? - Sahir Sabde, sir.

What a powerhouse of talent!

We must have at least this much knowledge..

..about Maharastra as we live here.

You are from Gujarat, Miss. Patel? - From Porbandar.

Hey, Mahatma Gandhi's birthplace. Vegetarian?

Only on Fridays.

Me too.

Mr. Kapoor, it will be great fun if we hang out together.

Take my word this cruise will be memorable for all of us.

We will write history together.

Have you ever been on cruise before?

No. This is my first time.

You don't know what fun cruise can be.

Really? - Just need to keep an open mind, that's all.

And did you ever try champagne cocktail? - No.

Come, come. Let's try. Come on.

Excuse me!

Yes. Sorry. Sorry.

It's okay. Excuse me please!

You work in serials?

No.

Then you must be here on holidays.

I am here with my husband regarding his work.

Your husband? - Ajit Talwar.

Wow!

The multi-talented Mr. Talwar is your husband? Mrs. Talwar.

My name is Naina.

But I will call you sister-in-law, Mrs. Naina. It'll be simple.

Excuse me! - Sure.

We need programming of just six hours.

The remaining time will be repeats.

Two fiction shows.

One hour each. Investment 5 million rupees.

One general Bollywood Gossip show.

Two countdown shows. Free of cost.

Money will come from endorsements.

And one reality show. Investment: 100 million rupees.

Returns minimum 400%. 400% for just an idea.

All the TV channels are in the lookout for such a flagship idea.

And we have that idea.

Ladies and gentlemen, that piece of cake is worth..

..400 million rupees.

Mr. Kapoor, why you forgot to deduct tax from these..

..400 million rupees for our Income Tax department.

If you all don't pay taxes how will the government build..

..roads, bridges and hospitals and pay salaries..

..to tax inspectors like me.

Sir. One minute.

Now what? - One minute, sir.

Just a minute. - Yes.

Hello, ma'am! How are you?

Sir, we found out who that tax inspector is.

Who is he? - Sir, it's him.

Sir, it's him, over there.

That idiot? - Yes, sir.

Sir, on the emigration form he has mentioned..

..his profession as an income-tax officer.

And I think Mr. Kapoor, you must make..

..Krishi Darshan Part 2. Yes.

They never made a better show for village development..

..in our country.

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you..

..to the jewel of India. - Really?

Jewel of India, Mr. Bharat Bhushan.

He is our fellow countryman with such great..

..intelligence, wit, knowledge, presence of mind..

You must have seen them on our show 'Aao Guess Karen'.

Mr. Bhushan not just makes good guesses..

..but he is also a wonderful singer.

Mr. Bharat Bhushan.

Please speak a few words. Come on.

Please speak a few words. Come on.

Look, I am the one who should be thankful to you..

..who introduced me to such big CEOs, COOs, FFOs..

..and many such big people. You introduced an ordinary..

..nobody like me to such big people.

A toast for this great man.

Please.

I'm sorry, but I don't drink on Thursdays.

And even if it was a Friday today I wouldn't have been..

..able to drink a full bottle.

I cannot hold my liquor, Mr. Talwar.

You can't drink, but you can make us drink..

Can't you, Mr. Bhushan? Come on. - Of course!

Come on, open it.

Here I open it.

Come on, keep the claps going.

Mr. Bhushan, come on. - It's about to open.

Come on, Mr. Bushan. Come on. - Oh no!

Sir. Sir, are you okay? - Excuse me! Excuse me!

Excuse me! - I am sorry. I..

Ajit, are you alright? - Sir.. - I am sorry.

Three cheers for Bharat Bhushan.

Three cheers for Bharat Bhushan. Hip Hip Hurray!

Hip Hip Hurray!

Hip Hip Hurray!

Come. Come. Serve. Serve.

White wine.

Why don't you serve it?

Hey, M.T., it's you?

Hey! Hey, Shekaran! Hey, stop there!

Come on. - Come on.

Shekaran, stop there.

M.T., stop there.

Hey! - I'm sorry.

Ms. Ranjini, you?

Mr. Bhushan.

What are you doing here? - I...

Everyone is looking for you.

Me?

What have I done?

What you have done is that..

..you left me alone and came here.

Ranjini, you're embarrassing me for no reason.

I was...

Anyways, forget it.

Did you check out your room?

Yet to be seen, Ms. Ranjini.

So let me show you.

Let us go.

What do you mean you didn't know who this guy is?

Hello.

Ajit, the auditions have been on for three months now.

He had won the contest before your tax raid.

That doesn't change the fact that he is a tax inspector. Darn it.

Don't worry about it.

I have bunked his entire room.

We will have the recording of every breath he takes.

Come.

Mr. Bhushan, this is your room.

This is my room? - Yes.

It is really nice. And your room?

The adjoining one. - I see.

And if you need anything, there is a phone there.

You just have to dial 0...

Will you be picking up the phone?

Not me. The operator will pick it up.

I see. And what if I have to call you?

Me. I will give you my number.

No..

Not a bad idea.

Wow! They have sent my luggage as well.

Wow, Ms. Shefali. Wow!

"A pleasant journey and this beautiful weather."

Ms. Ranjini, I will really like it if you hum along with me.

No, I... - Please.

"I am afraid I might get lost somewhere."

Ms. Ranjini, I will never let you get lost.

I'll always be there for you.

That's a promise.

Thank you so much, Mr. Bhushan.

And look at this, brother. Yet another Titanic.

I am afraid he might sink us.

Just take care of Ranjini.

Don't worry, Ajit.

She herself belongs to Bhushan's family.

Thankfully, her laughter is not like this.

You guys can never know what love is.

Gosh! I forgot.

I'd told you I have something for you.

Why should I hide it from you? You are family now.

Come. Come. Come on.

Do you know? What is my briefcase's code?

Sorry. - 166

16th June.

Mr. Hemant's birthday. - Oh.

"I am missing you. Where are you?"

"The beautiful weather is here. Where are you?"

"Call out to me lovingly. Wherever you are."

"Call out to me lovingly. Wherever you are."

Wow!

What beautiful music by Mr. Shankar and Mr. Jaikishen!

And what wonderful violin by brother Shantanu. Your brother.

Thank you.

Do you know what my ATM code is?

Sorry. - 0105.

1st May.

"Life is such a mystery."

"It makes you laugh sometimes."

"And it makes you cry at times."

Mr. Manna Dey's birthday. - I see.

And do you know what my bank account number is?

No. - 3110.

31st October.

I had used my influence to get this number.

Whose happy birthday is this?

This is not a happy birthday, Ms. Ranjini.

This is the darkest day in India's music history.

Brother Burman's death anniversary.

"Brother, take me to the shore this time."

"Brother, take me to the shore."

"My beloved is on the other side of the shore."

Gosh! I forgot.

This is for you. What is this?

Unwrap it and see it for yourself.

Oh.

I thought flowers wither. But a flower vase never does.

Now people might give you flowers.

This flower vase will always remind you of me.

Certainly, Mr. Bhushan.

Freshen up and come upstairs. - Okay.

And thank you so much, Mr. Bhushan.

Mention not, Ms. Ranjini. - Okay.

Such a fool. Really.

Sir. Sir, what is going on?

What, Kapoor? What's there to hide in this?

I think Ranjini should know about Bhushan.

What?

Coffee. Anybody for coffee.

Strong. - Extra strong.

Ranjini, you? - No. Thanks.

Actually, he is here to sabotage Ajit's meeting.

We think he's a spy.

Sir, that's impossible.

Sir, the poor guy is here alone on a holiday.

You know that. Don't you, sir?

I have been telling you all long. What sabotage and stuff?

The poor guy is here on a holiday.

What is he doing all alone in the room?

This is not fair. There is such a big party.

And this guy is all alone.

Please call him. 65432. Right?

Thank you. - Please call him.

There's a party upstairs. Please call him. Come on.

Call him. Call him.

Hello. - Mr. Bhushan.

Ms. Ranjini.

Where are you? - In my house.

I mean where you had left me.

In my room.

I did not mean that. I am trying to say that..

Bhushan, my friend. Where are you?

Sir, you?

This gathering seems so drab without you.

Come on. To breathe some life into the party.

No, sir. I have to apply mustard oil and bathe in the evenings.

And I can't wash it off with the soap that's here.

That is why I have to repeat the procedure.

I'll be there right away.

Will you please give the phone to Ms. Ranjini?

I had something to ask her.

What's the big secret? Ask me.

No sir. It's nothing like that.

I wanted to ask if it's necessary to wear a tie.

No. No, pal. You look nice as you are right now.

I mean we should ask you if we should..

..wear tie in front of you or not.

What are you saying, sir!

Okay. Stop talking now. And get dressed up.

Now stop playing hide and seek.

I'll be there right away.

You and me...

Alright.

Oh. Yes.

Where? In Dubai. - Yes. Yes. Dubai.

"In this world..."

What's your name? Al Rashid. Yes.

MT. - Who?

He's my friend. You are Shekaran, aren't you?

Darn you! You jerk! Stop right there.

Hands up.

The police have surrounded you, mister.

You can't get away.

Who are you?

Forget about me. Who are you?

M.T. Shekharan.

Mistake. Mistake. I wash.

Shekharan, there are two persons in this world..

..you'll never be able to trick.

You are one. Who is the other one?

The other one is your Almighty. Darn you, Shekharan.

I said stop it.

It took me one hour to get this right.

And what about the fact that I've been chasing..

..you for three hours like a dog.

And what about me chasing the tax thief?

I have gone crazy. What about that?

You lousy cabre singer.

Darn you! Lousy dancer!

Lousy dancer!

You red fort jerk.

You knucklehead.

You scabies. Rabies.

You garbage.

You are the water in the commode.

And you are the pot.

You. You!

Alright.

Why don't you just go and defecate inside?

I will..

And then in the end, he gets arrested. Right Shekhar sir?

Sheikh. Sheikh.

Excellent. Excellent.

What about your property in Chennai?

It's Kerala. And not Chennai.

Same thing, Mr. Sheikh. Same thing.

You'll get me caught. I am going now.

Listen up. Where are you going?

Do you know? This time your brother has found..

..a sister-in-law for you.

Brother Shantanu, who was in brother Hemant's orchestra.

The one who used to play violin.

She's his granddaughter.

I have even written a love letter this time. My brother.

My dear Ms. Ranjini. - Shut up!

Here I'm following the call of duty.

And you're following the call of beauty.

Don't disturb me.

He is jealous. Darn him.

Mr. Bhushan, what are you doing here?

Mr. Joglekar, what else can you here?

What you are about to do.

Jolly man.

Yes. Enjoy, sir.

You know, Mr. Bhushan.

Your song reminded me of my childhood days.

How I would stand..

..in the school's assembly line and sing the loudest.

"Hail my Maharashtra."

"Long live, my Maharashtra." Wow!

Listen to this.

"The gooseberries have ripened beneath the tree."

"Who is beating the drum?"

"Who is beating the drum?"

"Who is beating the drum?"

"Look, Holi (festival) is here.

"Holi is here."

"Look, Holi (festival) is here.

Oh. Pleased to meet you, Mr, Bhushan. Pleased to meet you.

Same here, Mr. Joglekar.

Come on, let's enjoy the party. Come on.

But you were..

Jolly man. Jolly man.

Thank you.

"Move on, wanderer."

"Move on, wanderer."

"Move on, wanderer."

"Understand, wanderer."

Over there. It's a big

There are fish fingers. But no mayo.

There are knives. But no forks.

There are soups. But no bowls.

Where is the singer? Did you check in the room?

Sir, I don't know. I have sent someone.

Did you check in my room?

There is no one there. It is locked.

Keep Joglekar under control.- Okay sir.

Come with me. Let us get some cutlery.

Come.

Can I also come? I was...

I was just...

"Say whatever you feel like."

Dear Ranjini. This letter...

"Say whatever you feel like."

"Everyone wants to hear from you."

Help!

Help! Help!

Sir, shall we send a life guard? - Right.

Let him be in there for a while longer.

We too have been on tenterhooks since so long.

I don't know how to swim.

Mr. Bhushan. Mr. Bhushan. - Help. Help.

Who's that? - Ranjini.

Oh my God! - Mr. Bhushan.

Mr. Bhushan. Easy.

Mr. Bhushan, it's me.

Excuse me. Excuse. Move. Move.

Come. - Come on. - Bring him up.

Bring him up. Easy.

Lie him down here. Here.

Bring him here. Bring him here.

Careful. Careful.

He needs attention. Take him to my room.

Alright. Slowly. Slowly.

Kapoor.

He doesn't know to swim.

Lie him down on the bed.

Yes. Like this. Head in this direction.

He is alright. He'll come back to consciousness after some time.

Let's go.

How is he doing? - He'll be fine.

Sure?Yes

He's a very important guest. - Yes. Yes.

Sir, he is still unconscious.

I had called up the hospital.

Sir, the clinic is on the tenth floor, but...

Come on, buzz off.

Sir. - Okay, listen.

Yes, sir.

It's very cold, isn't it?

Let me increase the temperature a little.

The way he was struggling.

Almost like a dolphin show. Really funny.

Sir, how can you take this so lightly?

What if the poor guy had died?

Everyone over there was just watching the drama.

They were laughing.

How can anyone be so insensitive?

How could we let him die?

Someone would have definitely saved him.

As it is, why are we on a cruise? To have fun.

We could have enjoyed it a bit longer. - What!?

How can anyone drown in six feet deep pool?

Come on.

In fact, I am more concerned about you than him.

Nothing has happened to me. I am fine.

I don't think so. You are drenched.

You'll fall sick. Come on. Go dry yourself.

Change if you can. There's a nice bathroom over there.

I never knew that you're such a good swimmer.

Thanks.

I thought you only knew to take lives.

I'm not that kind of girl.

Who said you're that kind of a girl? I mean.

But we both are above 18. Aren't we?

I'm leaving.

Ajit.

Your Ranjini turned out to be a real bumpkin.

Give some time. Trust me.

By the way, the dolphin boat has been docked.

That's okay. But how are we going to take this knucklehead there?

That has been arranged for, sir.

So come. Lend us a hand.

Hi gentlemen. - Hi.

Some instructions, first.

Dolphins are shy creatures. So please.

No noise. No photos. No flash.

Oh. I hope he is fine.

Oh. Yes, he's fine. Just had a bit too much to drink.

Couldn't leave him up there. You see.

But he is a very dear friend.

So Raviraj.

Send Mr. Bhushan to where he belongs..

..with your soft delicate hands.

Sir, I've never committed murder.

And I do it every day. Murder.

Pal, put a life jacket on him.

So, he will not die. And you will not be called a murderer.

Actually, he is Mr. Kapoor's guest. So ask him to...

Yes, Kapoor.

Ajit, he is your prey. You kill him.

Don't make it a

We'll be doomed thanks to your argument.

Let's go. Come on.

You guys are just... Let me solve this now.

Catch the tiger by his toe.

If it hollers, let him go.

Sir, me? - You'll do it.

Sir, please. - It's an order.

Sir...

Sir. Sir, he's not here.

Find him. Find him. - Okay, sir.

Captain, stop the boat.

Darn him!

Gosh! Someone has fallen. Help! Help!

Someone has fallen. Hold on a minute, brother.

Life jacket.

Yes. Grab it.

Don't panic. Don't panic. Grab it.

Yes. Easy.

Help. Anybody there?

"Water, what is your colour."

"O water, O water."

Bhushan.

Mr. Bhushan.

Got you.

Good morning. How do you do, Mr. Talwar?

I was about to wake you up..

..but you were sleeping like a innocent child..

..so I thought its not right to wake you up.

Where are we? - Mr. Talwar, we are on an island..

..where there's no trace of any living thing.

How do you know that? - When…you were asleep.

I checked few places around.

So did you find a way to get out?

Mr. Talwar, even the creator of this universe..

..doesn't have answer to so many questions.

Help. - We are..

Help.

Anybody there? Help.

Shall I tell you a secret? - Yes.

I feel…that somebody.. - Speak louder.

There is no one here other than us.

Fine.

Mr. Talwar, I was saying that someone..

..has hatched a conspiracy to bring us both here.

I feel someone's after your life.

That's why you were..

It seems he'll go away.

Mr. Talwar, do you know what my father would say?

He would say that "The rich have comfort in their life..

..but no rest."

Money begets enmity.

And I can see that with my own eyes.

By the way, Mr. Talwar.

I have found a nice place. - Really?

For the daily rituals.

I will find one myself.

Fine, we will see when we have to.

Mr. Talwar, is it new? - Yes.

Is it in warranty? - Yes.

Because it must have caught a cold..

..after falling in water.

It's water resistant.

Just like my HMT Quartz.

My father gifted me during my 10th board exams.

I have spent innumerable happiness, sorrows..

..hopes, disappointments and sadness with it.

Nothing happened to it until now…nor to me.

It's still new.

"Summer, monsoon, autumn and spring."

"Four seasons in a month."

"Four seasons.." - Yes.

It's working. - Look.

What? - Radium.

It glows in the dark.

Mr. Bhushan, can I make a call?

Of course you can, I haven't tied you up.

Thank you.

Mr. Talwar, its easier to catch a fish on this island..

..but getting network..

It's slightly difficult.

That's why I trust MTNL completely.

It looks old but their service is still the best in the world.

You have a phone?

Who doesn't have a phone in this world?

Then take it.

Actually…I haven't subscribed to roaming.

Actually, sir, they charge 51 rupees for roaming..

..in their 149 plan.

But in the 250 plan in which roaming is free..

..they charge 40 rupees tax. - Stop blabbering.

Did you get it?

Why are you screaming? - I am not screaming, sir.

You are the one screaming.

I said it so softly in your ears.

By the way its said that..

..if you scream too loud a person goes deaf. Deaf.

It's so strange isn't it, Mr. Talwar.

A person screams from his throat..

..but his ears go deaf.

You speak so much.

Bloody useless.

Useless!

Sir, I can be anything but useless.

I see.

Then which way do we have to go?

I think we…should go this way.

Not at all, this way.

Where are you going, Mr. Talwar?

We should follow this shore.

My father used to say that..

..if you walk straight then one day..

..your destiny will be at your feet.

For the sake of your father..

..you will stand right here and stay quiet.

Mr. Talwar.. - For your father's sake.

Just two minutes.

You will stand right here for two minutes and..

Move and I will kill you..

Quicksand.

Help, Bhushan.

Its quicksand.

Get me out, get me out of here.

Pull me up.

Bhushan, help. Bhushan. Help..

What? - Bhushan.

Bhushan, its quicksand.

Come on, pull me out.

To hell with that oath. Get me out.

That's over.

That's finished. Its over. Bhushan, help.

Bhushan, pull me out.

Bhushan, please. For God's sake. Bhushan.

Mr. Talwar, you are so strange. - Come on, come on.

You are just.. Why did you have to make me swear..

..for such a small thing?

Now catch this.

This is very small.

I will get a bigger one.

Where are you going? Help, Bhushan.

Look, I am sinking.

Bhushan, I am sinking.

Bhushan. - Here I am, Mr. Talwar.

I am here, I am here.

Catch it, catch it, catch it, catch it, catch it.

Hold it. Don't let go.

You are almost out.

Very good. Come on.

That's called a close shave.

Thankfully you didn't say five minutes.

Otherwise right now you would be sitting up there..

..and complaining to my father about me.

Mr. Talwar, I want a promise from you.

I want you to swear on your mother..

..that you won't make me swear on my father again.

I think he's completely wiped out.

Just a minute.

Yes, get up. Get up, get up.

You were looking like a guerrilla soldier.

You must have done a good deed in your last life that..

..you have a companion like me even in this wilderness.

Mr. Talwar. - What is this?

This is natural honey which is good for the throat.

Where did you get it from? - Mr. Talwar,..

..I always keep useful things close to me.

Like this.

Help! Help! Help! Help!

Help! Help!

Help!

"My friends are making me look pretty."

"My friends are making me look pretty."

"Just like sandalwood.."

No, thank you.

How can you say no without trying, Mr. Talwar?

Do you know its hundred percent Ayurvedic.

And it contains many herbs..

..other than turmeric and sandalwood.

It will keep your skin soft and smooth.

I don't like its smell, please.

Just trying to help.

You want to help.

Then at least write down help there.

So that the planes and helicopters..

..passing-by can see it.

That's not a big thing, Mr. Talwar.

You are the owner of such a big company.

The world's at your feet.

Just sit here quietly..

..and I will do whatever needs to be done there.

Tell me what I have to do.

I just said write help there.

Of course. I will go.

I will show you my magic.

Mr. Talwar. Mr. Talwar. - What?

Done. It's done.

Fine. - Mr. Talwar, you would have invited 20 people..

..if it would've been the logo of your company.

Called for a meeting and then decided.

I made it with hard work and affection.

At least take a look.

Come, Mr. Talwar.

Mr. Talwar, do you think someone will see it..

..and come down to help us?

You never give up, do you?

Mr. Talwar, is this a thing to give up?

Give up cigarette if you want to, give up alcohol.

Give up the evil intentions inside you. - Fine, fine, fine.

Where have you written it?

Wow.

What have you written?

"We are alone."

"Come to us."

"Where are you?"

Why didn't you make a heart on the side..

..with a arrow piercing it? - Good idea.

Why did you write it in Hindi?

Because, Mr. Talwar, I don't know any lonely song in English.

Who asked you to write a song in English?

I said H E L P.

I asked you to write help.

You made a big issue of such a small thing.

It's gone. - What?

It's washed off, your help.

See, that's why I used to say.

Old songs are eternal, Mr. Talwar, eternal.

No one can even touch them.

See, your help was washed away so easily..

..and my help is still there.

No, I left Mr. Bhushan in Mr. Ajay Talwar's room.

There wasn't Bhushan or Mr. Ajit Talwar in that room.

I smell a conspiracy.

Why didn't the lifeguards come..

..to get him out of the swimming pool?

Exactly. This cruise is your responsibility, right?

And there were camera's in his room as well, why?

I don't know that.

All I know is that Mr. Bhushan..

..is the winner of our show 'Aao Guess Karein'.

And he got this cruise as his prize.

Can't you arrange for an emergency chopper?

Captain, you have to do something. I am sure there is a way.

I am sorry, at this stage of the cruise..

I am not able to do anything.

I don't want to ruin the cruise for the rest of the day.

What do you mean? - I can understand, Mrs. Talwar..

..that you are worried about your husband.

Well, I am not Mrs. Talwar.

Mr. Kapoor, explain him.

Inform the port authorities. Arrange for a contact.

Police, navy, army..

Hello, tango charlie, come in.

Yes, sir. I am on the tip of the ice-berg now.

Ajit Talwar has gotten away in a boat.

He has planned his disappearance.

But I know he is within 30 nautical miles southeast..

..somewhere here, sir.

I will catch him, sir.

And he has also kidnapped, Bhushan.

"My killer is ahead of me."

"And I am right behind him."

Mr. Talwar.

Mr. Talwar, I have a wonderful idea.

I don't need your ideas, Mr. Bhushan.

But this is a very good idea, sir. - I have so many ideas.

If you hear my idea then I will hear your idea as well.

Promise. - I don't need your ideas, Mr. Bhushan.

Now…get lost. - We are already lost, Mr. Talwar.

How much more do you want to get lost?

Please, will you stop following me…like a tail?

Enough.

Mr. Talwar, if we tie a red colour cloth on a stick..

..and hang it on a hill.

Then some passing-by plane or helicopter..

..can consider it our signal.

And red colour is the indicator of danger, Mr. Talwar.

Mr. Bhushan, have you worn a red colour cloth?

No. - Have I? No.

Then stop giving me your useless ideas.

Look, I haven't worn it but you surely have.

You innerwear, meaning underwear.

What? - I saw it.

When you bent down.

It's red in colour.

Are you out of your mind?

Mr. Talwar, I am thinking for an idea for our survival..

..and you are getting sensitive.

You…you…you don't follow me, okay.

Okay.

Where will we hang the underwear?

Mr. Talwar, it might be a underwear for me.

But for me it's life-saving armour. Armour.

Fine, come on.

Coming.

Are you ready, sir?

Yes, but this life-saving... Whatever. Where will I take it off?

"The same place... where no one ever comes."

"So I am leaving."

"So I am leaving."

"Soaring in the air.."

"Is my red velvet veil."

Mr. Bhushan. Please don't sing this song.

"This red colour.."

Mr. Bhushan, please don't sing.

Thank you.

Hello. Catch.

That's more like it, Mr. Talwar.

We have found our victory flag.

Now watch, our victory is certain.

But I want that before evening.

Mr. Talwar, we will be on the ship before evening.

Watch what I do no.

Hail Saurav Ganguli.

Bhushan! Bhushan!

Coming, coming, coming..

Where is my pant?

There's a limit to buffoonery, Mr. Bhushan.

You should be ashamed.

That's great.

You scream out my name after taking your pants down..

..and I should feel ashamed.

Where is my pant, Mr. Bhushan?

You are yelling at me as if I am wearing your pant.

I am not blaming you but the pant is missing.

Where did you take it off? - Here..

When you took it off here then it should be right here, Mr. Talwar.

What can happen? Will the earth swallow up your pant or the sky..

Mr. Talwar. - Yes.

Oh no.

You buffoon return my pant.

Hit him with this... No, let this be.

Hit him.

What?

Idea, Mr. Talwar, idea.

If you give me another idea Mr. Bhushan, then I will..

Mr. Talwar. You can yell at me to shut up but not him.

Didn't you read the story about copycat monkeys in your childhood?

Why will I read stories about monkeys, forget it.

Fine, I will forget it.

Fine, what...what is the story?

The monkey's have a nature of copying.

The monkey copies whatever you do. Did you see?

You hit him with a stone and he threw something at you too.

I did this to him and this that to me.

Mr. Bhushan, you are really smart.

Thank you.

You shouldve been up there with the monkeys.

Just watch what I do?

Don't do this, please.

Mr. Talwar, please close your eyes.

Until today only Indumati has seen me in this condition.

And I am doing all this only for you.

Ready?

Here.

We did it, Mr. Talwar.

We did it.

Shall we go?

Come, Mr. Talwar.

Our victory flag.

This victory flag is so fortunate, Mr. Talwar.

Look what I found, coconut.

Mr. Bhushan, should I peel it with my nails?

Mr. Talwar, where there's a will there's a way.

I mean to say where there's a coconut there's a knife.

Give it.

Now watch, in few hours all our problems will be solved..

..and all our woes will vanish.

You don't seem like you are in trouble or any problem.

In fact I feel you have come fully prepared..

..to settle down on this island.

I make these preparations everyday before leaving home, Mr. Talwar.

There is no trusting time. What might happen and when.

Here. - No, you try it first. If it's nice then I will.

I must admit, Mr. Talwar, you are very smart.

One has to be smart, Mr. Bhushan..

..or the world won't let you survive.

You are absolutely right, Mr. Talwar.

My father would say the same thing.

That's why I started reading books to become smart.

How does one become smart by reading books?

Don't you know?

You Can Win by Shiv Kheda.

It's my favourite book.

I made it this far by reading that book.

Here. - I mean the cruise.

I am here because of you.

There. There. - Help.

Help. - Help.

Help. Help. Help. - We are here.

Not that way, Mr. Talwar, that's the east way. That's longer.

I know a shortcut. Come.

East... no, I am going this way.

Fine, let's see who reaches first.

Ready, steady, go.

Hurry up, sweetie pie, let's go.

Wait. Ana.

Come on, honey.

Wait, wait.

Wait.

Come and find me.

Come on, Ana.

Come to daddy.

At least say something.

Otherwise how would I know where you are?

I am right here.

Oh no, no, no, come out.

There are wild animals inside. Come out.

Where were you? There are wild animals.

You are the wild animal. - Baby.

No, no, no, no, come, come, sit down. Sit down.

What do you want? What do you want?

We are going to play a game, honey..

Ana, what do you want? - Just to get you warmed up.

No, no, Ana, please. - Come on.

Now stand up. - Please.

Come on, stand up. - What do you want?

Turn around.

Turn around.

And find me.

Find me. - Ana.

Ana. Don't forget.

There are wild animals, Ana.

Ana.

Baby. Baby.

Honey, where are you? - Uncle Dhiru. Here.

Honey, where are you?

Baby.

This side. Hello.

Baby. Baby.

Bhushan, you? - Uncle Dhiru.

What are you doing here? - My circumstances brought me here..

..I will tell you later but when did you come here for a picnic?

I came here for business.. - Honey, I am coming.

Aunt is here as well.

Aunt. - She isn't your aunt.

Bhushan.

Uncle Dhiru, she isn't aunt.

Quickly, here wear this. Emergency.

Who is he? - He

Let's go, let's go.

So this why you buy lipstick and bindi.

Now I understand what you do..

..under the pretext of marketing.

Bhushan, try to understand me.

She is a poor and helpless girl.

I brought her here only to help her.

Poor.

I can see how you are helping this poor naked girl!

Speak softly...she's the other woman.

Come on, let's go quickly. Come on, hurry up, hurry up.

He is married to my aunt.

My aunt.

You have ruined my aunt's marital life..

..for a foreign woman, uncle.

Not done, uncle, not done.

Lady, you won't live peacefully..

..after ruining someone's life.

Try to understand another woman's pain, lady.

My aunt will never be able to endure this shock.

Think about their children.

God will surely punish you one day.

What? What happened?

What could happen?

They ran away because they were caught red-handed.

You...you didn't ask them for help.

A person that can't help us cannot help us either, Mr. Talwar.

You mean you didn't tell them that we are stuck on this bloody island.

Actually...I didn't get to that part that's why I couldn't tell them.

Mr. Bhushan, someone came here with great difficulty..

..and you let him go.. - He's not a person.

He's uncle Veeru from our colony.

He came here with at foreigner lady to have fun.

A man that leave his wife in the middle..

..can never take us ashore.

And its best that we die of shame..

..rather than taking help from such a man.

Speak for yourself.

You can drown yourself to death if you want to.

I don't want to die, get it.

You are getting angry as if I haven't done anything.

Who wrote that beautiful song of Rafi sir? Me.

Who turned your underwear into a victory flag? Me.

What else can I do?

Who asked you to give him a lecture on moral science?

I want to get on the ship until evening.

Do you understand?

Evening.

It's already evening, Mr. Talwar.

"My companion."

"Tired we head to our homes."

"The swinging.."

Will you stop singing, please?

We don't know which way we are heading.

So it's better that we pass our time by singing songs.

So I suggest that you sing in your mind.

Mr. Talwar, if I sing it in my mind then how will you hear it?

That's exactly the point, Bhushan.

Mr. Talwar, I was thinking that..

..you must hum a song in your mind too, the English one.

When were in school we used to make English songs.

By translating Hindi songs into English.

Like that song.

Shall I sing it?

Fine, sing.

Like that song.

"Dard-e-dil. Dard-e-jigar."

"Dil Mein Jagaya Aapne."

"Pain in heart. Pain in liver."

"Woken in heart by you only."

"Earlier I was a poet."

"Lover made by you only."

You just said sing.

And now..

Music.

Mister.

Sister-in-law.

Sister-in-law.

Mr. Talwar.

Finding Nemo.

Seems like he owned a camera shop earlier.

Don't touch these things, keep that down.

Mr. Talwar, I think you have developed a habit of scolding me.

Jimmy, turn around. Turn around.

Hands up!

Who did it? Who did it?

It was a mistake, sorry..

Look, we aren't intruders or dacoits.

There is just me...and let me introduce you to him.

Mr. Ajit Talwar.

Hello.

Which channel?

Which channel? Which channel?

Look, the English Channel can't be here.

So we are coming from the Indian Ocean.

National Geographic. Animal Planet. Discovery.

I said which channel.

No, no, no, no, you have misunderstood us.

Actually we were on a ship.

And we fell in the water from the ship..

..and got stuck here.

We came here seeing the light.

In fact you should come for the cruise. It is very interesting.

I see, I thought he is talking about the swimming channel.

You aren't from the television channel?

No, no.

I hate television channel people.

They come here with their cameras, their transmitter and their lights.

And trouble innocent animals. Always.

Forget about channel..

..we haven't even seen television for so many days.

The melodious voice of your radio brought us here.

Its voice can be heard really far.

Does it catch Vividh Bharti?

Don't touch.

I hate people fiddling with my things.

You should not be fiddling with other people's things.

Sorry.

Is it a gift by any chance?

I thought as much.

It's a very precious gift.

A very precious gift.

My great grandfather received as dowry from his in-laws.

And my great grandfather gave it to my grandfather.

Reward.

For joining the Indian army.

A bombshell killed my grandfather at the war front.

But this radio didn't get a scratch.

Then Mamta got in the will.

My mother.

Mother's affection.

To fill her loneliness.

And then mother gave it to me.

To fill my loneliness.

To fill my loneliness.

Hearing your grandfather's story..

..reminded me of my grandfather's story.

He gave me this coat in his will.

But your story is..

Touching, sensitive, moving. It gave me goose bumps.

You can't see it but.. - Mine too.

You liked it. - A lot.

You liked it a lot. - Fantastic.

Very good.

Now get out. Get out.

But where will we go?

I don't know. Get out.

Look, one man helps another man in times of distress.

What did you say? - Human.

Human. Human.

Raghu Burman hates humans.

Who is Raghu Burman.

What has human being given man?

Except doubt, dismay, deceit, defeat, depression, disaster!

No hope. Hopeless.

Sir, we are just hoping that in case..

We can... I mean there's hope.. - Shut up.

There is no hope. Go, go.

Look.. - I am hungry.

Its dinner time.

And it's loaded.

Can we get a glass of water?

Do you want bullets? Out. Out.

Get out.

Hello.

Listen, listen, listen.

This is not a fish market.

Keep the phone down you rascal.

Sir..

Hey, hey, get out. Get out, get out.

He is more short-tempered than you.

I am short-tempered?

I am short-tempered?

Firstly you can't keep your mouth shut.

And then you brought her there.

What was the need to set the rocket on fire there?

Hey, I hadn't even seen such a rocket in my life.

There used to be a thread in the rockets of our times.

And we used to take a bottle from uncle Mangat's..

..shop and.. - Hey, please.

Don't tell me the tale of rocket science. Please.

See, you got angry over a small matter.

What will we do now?

Yes? There is no ray of hope even at a distance.

We will go back to Burman's house.

What Burman?

We had a brother Burman. "Hey, boatman.."

And this is another Burman.

Will you have a bullet?

What will we do by going there?

We will go and take his phone away.

Phone?

Does that mean we will steal?

Look, Mr. Talwar.

I can't accompany you in this theft.

Hey, till date I haven't even stolen anyone's tune.

Phone seems like a distant possibility.

If you want to stand you entire life in these woods..

Actually I don't mind, sir. Really.

After all, what has the city life given us?

Violence. Hopelessness.

Loss. Amazement.

Loss of excitement. Brutality.

Stay in this forest. I am going.

But how are we going to steal the phone?

Hey, keep quiet. Please.

What if he shoots us?

I had read his timetable as soon as we went in. - Yes.

He has his dinner at 8.30 sharp.

After dinner, yoga. Digestive yoga. - Yes.

Yoga posture for digestion.

Mr. Talwar.

Mr. Talwar.

Mr. Talwar. - Hey, what is it now?

When we used to play hide and seek..

..in childhood in the garden of Mr. Shyam..

..then I used to wear my shoes on my hands like this.

You can wear them too. - Hey, learn to keep quiet.

But.. - Don't talk.

But.. - He is meditating. Quiet. - Yes.

His meditation will be disturbed.

Hey, you are almost on the verge of losing life.

And you are worried about his meditation?

Both of us will be held charged for..

..disturbing his meditation.

We will be charged only if we die, right?

Come on.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Who is it? - No.

Who is it? I will kill you. - No.

Hey!

Oh mom! Oh mom!

Mom! Mom! Mom!

Mom, I am losing my house, mom.

I am losing my house, mom.

How have I harmed you?

Why are you spoiling this for me?

Hey, just keep quiet, Kirpan.

Hey, Talwar. Talwar, sir.

Knife, dagger or whatever you are.

Quiet. Absolutely quiet.

I had told you beforehand..

..that stealing the phone isn't a good idea. - What?

What? What? My phone.

My money. My phone?

Mr. Burman, actually we just wanted to make..

..a small phone call, you know.

If you don't mind, can I just dial.. - Fool, keep quiet.

Keep the phone. - Yes. - Keep the phone.

And you. Tell me. - What?

Tell me now.

Not I. He will. Tell him now.

Brother Burman.

Why are you punishing Mr. Talwar for my mistake? - Yes.

Hey, you just keep quiet.

You broke my radio. - What?

You broke my radio.

Radio? This one?

In the neighbourhood, whenever anyone's radio..

..stopped working.. - Yes.

Everyone used to come running to me.

Repair the radio for me. Repair the radio for me.

And I used to repair their radio quickly.

But not this one.

Brother Burman, I am ready to do..

..any work except this one.

What?

Can you become a radio? - Radio?

Can you sing a song for me?

Tell me.

Hey, you radio, tie him up. Tie him up.

Yes, where will he run now?

There is a bomb under his backside.

Sorry, Mr. Talwar.

You should have tied it a bit tighter.

Then you should have said a sorry.

Fool.

We can talk this out, Mr. Burman.. - Hey, keep quiet.

Put a tape on. Put a tape on.. - Hey, explain it to him.

Hey, put it on.. - Now Mr. Talwar.

What can I do? - Put a tape properly.

Hey, I am not a thief that.. - I know, I know, I know.

Put it properly, properly, properly.

Very good. Very good.

Now come here. Come here.

Sing a song.

"Give your heart." "Give your heart."

"Give your heart." - Change the song.

Sing another song.

"Hey."

"By considering my heart as a toy.." - Bhushan.

"You break my heart."

Hey, hey, no destruction. - What?

No destruction.

Sing a nice and melodious song.

Sing a sweet, sweet song.

"Agree sometime to whatever I say.."

"I have seen a lot of beautiful girls." - Wow!

"I haven't seen anyone like you."

Great one!

"Hey, I haven't seen anyone like you."

"God, this look."

"God, this style."

"God, this look."

"God, this style."

"Who wouldn't be impressed now?"

"The roads are silent."

"The heartbeats are intoxicated."

"Without drinking, I am intoxicated today."

"Do re mi fa.." - Wow!

"Fa do re mi.." - Wow!

"Mi do re fa.." - Wow!

"Fa mi re do."

"Do re mi fa." - "Fa do re mi."

"Mi do re fa." - "Fa mi re do."

"So la so fa." - "Fa do fa mi."

"Re so fa mi." - "Fa mi re do." - "Do re mi fa."

One, two, three, four. - One, two, three four.

"Do re mi fa." - "Fa do re mi."

"Mi do re fa." - "Fa mi re do."

"Fa mi re do." - "Fa mi re do."

"Fa mi re do." - "Fa mi re do."

The song was written by Indrajeet Singh Tulsi.

And it was composed by Laxmikant Pyarelal.

Then there was another star in the music world.

Sounik Omi.

Although the composer wasn't popular..

..but one of his songs became a big hit.

It became a big hit.

Can you recognize this song?

"You had made a promise to me one day."

"You will come running when I call you."

"The bond of love is such. The bond."

"How will you go away by breaking this?"

"Is this love? Tell me."

"My Mahua."

"What happened to your promises?"

"Is this.. - Is this love?" - What?

"Tell me."

"My Mahua."

"Hey."

"My lover."

Oh.

Mahua.

Mahua?

Mahua.

Mahua, I miss you a lot.

Where have you gone, Mahua?

Where have you gone?

"My dream is lost."

Everything is broken.

Broken. Broken.

Broken.

I have gone mad. Mad. Mad.

I think I sang a wrong song.

No,

you sang a very good song.

"Is this love?"

"My Mahua."

"Hey."

Why don't you talk to your Mahua? - No! No.

Mahua won't talk to me.

She won't talk. - Brother Burman.

No. - I can't see you in this state.

No. - Pick up the phone.

And tell her about the state of your heart.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. I won't.

I won't. I won't. - Brother Burman.

No. - There is no point in living a life of suffering.

I will make you talk.

Give me the number.

45257. - Area code.

This number is busy at the moment.

Please dial after some time.

Hey Kirpan, my gun.

Mr. Burman, what is my name? Yes?

Kirpan, Talwar, what?

Ajit Talwar. Ajit Talwar. - Ajit Talwar.

It is Talwar. Ajit Talwar.

Say it with respect. - Ajit Talwar.

Hey Bhushan. Take the phone. - Hey, cheater. Cheater.

Give me the phone. - Cheater.

But Mr. Talwar, this is utter cheating. - What?

Mr. Burman is sad in memories of his Mahua. - Yes.

And you? You are making him more upset?

Mr. Bhushan, have you gone mad?

I have to make a call. Give it to me here. Come on.

We have to call Mahua first, Mr. Talwar. - Yes, yes, yes.

The matter is about two separated hearts. - Yes, yes.

The ones who were not allowed to unite by the unjust world. - Yes.

Brother Burman, give me the number.. - 425..

You listen, Bhushan.

You want to wait here for your duets with him. Wait.

I am going. - Then you.. - Hey!

Hey! Shekharan. - Idiot.

Hey, who is this?

Hey, what.. What did you do?

Mr. Talwar. Mr. Talwar. You? Are you okay? - What?

Here. Sit down here. - Don't let him escape.

Are you hurt? - Yes, I am a little hurt here.

Enough of your dramatics.

Shekharan, what are you doing?

Bhushan, don't come into the line of duty. - Duty?

Forget line of duty, fool.

Tell me something first. How did you come here?

Don't ask me silly questions.

When the tax fraud is here, should I go to Timbuktu?

365 employees.

He hasn't paid TDS for the last three years.

4 fake companies in Mumbai.

6 fictitious companies in Mauritius.

Mr. Ajit Talwar alias Vikas Malhotra.

Alias Rahul Vora alias Mulchand Sharma.

Father's name Kanhaiya Lal Sharma.

Hey, Shekharan, my friend.

I think you have a big misconception.

Hey, he is Mr. Talwar. Ajit Talwar.

Many qualities.. - Possessor of many qualities.

The owner of many big companies.

There is no business area which..

..he hasn't dabbled with.

The media has ruined his image.

Did you hear that? You are mistaken.

When there is Shekharan, there is no mistake. - Yes.

Listen, I.. - Sit down, now.

Do you hear me? - Who is this fellow?

Hey, this is..

This is Raghu Burman.

Our brother Burman.

He is a famous photographer.

For N. T. Shekharan, only two types of people are famous.

One is who pays tax in advance.

And the second one is who doesn't pay tax at all.

Which category are you in?

I pay tax in advance.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Burman.

Brother Burman, he is the most honest officer..

..of our department.

He can just smell and tell if a person has paid TDS or not.

He is clear. - Did you see that?

Mr. Ajit Talwar.

You are in my custody now.

Why are you repeatedly talking about custody?

Do you have proof with you?

Warrant.. Do you have warrant?

Mr. Burman. - Yes.

I have been doing the duty of income tax for 12 years.

Hey, 13 years. I am with you since 11 years.

In that case, I am your senior.

Please hand this over to Mr. Talwar.

Let him read the document carefully.

My boat is standing outside.

In one hour, we will be back in the city.

And Mr. Ajit Talwar.

You will be in jail.

Hey, Shekharan. He is already worried.

Someone wanted to kill him on the cruise.

Someone pushed him from there.

And when I went to save him..

..I was pushed too.

That is why we have reached here.

You undertook such a long journey..

..for such a small piece of paper.

Such papers worth two bucks are made..

..and torn in our office everyday.

Turn this into a boat and get out of here.

I can't believe this.

Did you do all this for this?

No! Not for this.

I did all this for my friend Bhushan.

Bhushan, you fell down because of your foolishness.

And he fell down because of his bad luck.

His plan flopped and mine passed.

All the time on the cruise, he tried..

..to kill you thinking you are the tax inspector.

And the poor girl, whom you were dreaming of..

..making my sister-in-law..

..was used by him too.

And when you fell in the swimming pool..

..he came to know that you can't swim.

Then he made a plan of throwing you into the sea.

But Mr. Ajit Talwar.

When he hits..

There is no noise.

Buddy Shekharan.

My dad used to say that..

..a friend in need is a friend indeed.

Forgive me, buddy. - I forgive you.

I hadn't ever seen such a good example..

..of friendship till date.

One.. We must click a photograph.

Yes. - We must capture this. - Yes.

We must capture this.

Come on. Come on, Shekharan.

Hey, keep the gun down. - Yes. Right.

Look.. - Just a minute, gentlemen.

Hey, hey.. - Hey, hey, hey. - Hey, hey.. - Get him.

Get hi, get him.. - Talwar.

Hey, Mr. Talwar.. - Hey, hey. - Why are you being stubborn?

Give it.

Hey.. - Oh no. - It is dark.. - The electricity is gone.

The gun.. - Brother Burman.

Do you have candles in the house? - Hey, hey..

Yes, I do. I have them in the red box.

In the red box.. - Light the lamp.

Hey, come on.. - Let me light it.

Give me the gun.. - Yes, I got it, I got it.

Hey, this candle.. - Give me the gun.

Hey, why did you blow it off? - That is it, that is it, that is it.

Hey, keep it.. - Come on, hold him.

Where are you, Mr. Fraud? - It is lit.

Hey, you blew it off again. - Hey, come on.

Hey, where is.. - Hey, I am standing with the candle.

Bhushan, where are you?

Hey, I am standing next to you with the candle.

Light it. - Come on.

Hey, there it is. Light is off. Light the candle, mad man.

Hey, there is fire.. - Come on, light it fast.

Fire. Fire in the house. Hello. - Fire!

Buddy Shekharan. - There is fire.. - This is burning like a cracker.

Hello. - Mr. Burman.

Hello. - Why is the candle burning like this?

Hello, what? - Mr. Burman.

Why is the candle burning like this?

That is not.. It is not a candle!

It is a bomb!

Bomb? - Bomb?

Bomb! - Bomb! - Throw it away!

My radio!

My radio!

Mom! Mom!

Mom! Mom!

Mom! Mom!

They..

They are coming, mom!

Hey.. Hey! Hey!

Hey, you fools!

Go away.

Shout!

Hey!

Hey, you!

My friend.

I am running. Running. Running.

Ajit. - Mr. Talwar.

Ajit. - Mr. Talwar.

Ajit, Ajit. - Mr. Talwar.

Ajit.. - Hey, hey.

Hey, one minute, one minute.. - Calm down.

One minute.. - Calm down, calm down. Calm down.

What? - Slowly, slowly.

Is anything broken? - No.. No.

I am glad to see you are alive.

I... I am...

Glad to see someone alive.

When we saw light in the sky at night..

..we understood it must be you.

What sky? Oh no! I hope everything is fine there.

Is there a problem?

What... What happened?

Since you are fine, everything else will be fine..

What? - Come, let us go.

How much time shall we take to reach the ship?

One more hour.

What is the time now? - It is 10 now.

Very good. At eleven, I will have a meeting with the core group.

And at 12, investors. Okay?

So book the conference room for me.

The meeting is already over, Mr. Talwar.

What? Meaning?

Naina has had a meeting in your absence.

Naina? Naina has had a meeting?

What?

Have... Have you gone mad?

You guys are joking, aren’t you?

I... What does she know?

Naina is still like somebody’s child...

Naina has separated you from the..

..company in the meeting of board of directors.

What? - And she has given this information to the press too.

She has left a message for you too, Mr. Talwar.

I am sorry, Ajit.

I can’t see my dad and my reputation..

..being auctioned in front of my own eyes.

And the fact is, you have broken my trust.

Professionally and personally too.

I want to make my own mistakes once.

Goodbye, Ajit.

There is more information for you.

What?

We have come to know the tax inspector..

..who had come up on the cruise for you.

N. T. Shekharan. - N. T. Shekharan.

And you are telling this to me now when the damage is done?

We almost could’ve killed a poor innocent man. Do you know that?

And if Naina’s dad wouldn’t have recommended you..

..I would have thrown you out.

Excuse me, Mr. Talwar. I no longer work for you now.

What? - So you better behave yourself.

He is asking me to behave myself.. - Hey.

I will teach you a good lesson.. - Stop it.

He.. - I told you now. Stop it.

Firstly we have been looking for you all night.

Just because we care for you. - You...

And moreover, without any expectation.

Kapoor. You too? - Relax, buddy.

Try to understand. - We are alive.

Come, come.. - Mr. Kapoor.

We are alive.. - Oh Mr. Bhushan.

You are alive.. - Hello.

But.. - We are alive, Mr...

Talwar.

We are going, Mr. Bhushan.

Do you want to come?

Yes, you come with us.

Say sorry to me first.

Do you want to come, Mr. Bhushan?

Okay, I will wake my friend Shekharan.. - No, no, no, no.

You can come if you want to. But not that joker.

Joker?

Even jokers are human beings, Mr. Talwar.

Oh no.. - No. - And this joker is my friend.

And in friendship, we live and die together.

You can go if you want to. - Yes.

Come on. - Okay.

See you, Mr. Bhushan. - Yes.

Kapoor. - Yes.

I will just come. - Okay.

Mr.Bhushan.

It wasn’t my intention to behave badly with you.

For whatever happened between us, I am sorry.

It is okay, Mr. Talwar.

Even if something would have happened to me..

..no one would have incurred a loss.

Maybe you would have made some profit in this.

I am sorry.

Mr. Talwar.

People may say a lot of things about you.

But after spending one whole day with you..

..I have realized that you are a very nice man.

And you turned out just as how I had imagined..

..you would be when I met you for the first time.

The possessor of many qualities. - The possessor of many qualities.

Okay, then. - Yes.

Take care.

Okay, okay.

And Mr. Talwar, you may feel it or not.

It was a pleasure being with you.

Goodbye, Mr. Talwar.

Tata.

Bhushan. - Hey, Shekharan.

Hey.. - Hey.

You got up?

Bhushan...

Are you fine?

Hey, what is this behavior?

Hey, who is on that boat?

Hey, that? He is Mr. Ajit Talwar. Ajit Talwar.

Ajit Talwar? - Yes.

Why didn’t you stop that tax fraudster?

Hey, how would stopping him help?

Forget it, buddy. I forgive him.

You forgive him? - Yes.

What are you? The Supreme court of India?

Income tax department won’t forgive this lowly act of yours.

Bhushan, this is a heinous act of crime.

You will be prosecuted for aiding a criminal.

Hey, forget it, Shekharan.

Let it go, let it go, let it go.

This is what I hate about you North Indians.

Bhushan, do you know there is such a big loss in income tax?

You know, if every Indian pays their tax on time..

..the income tax slab will come down.

You are not serious about your work.

You are very casual, Bhushan.

Buddy Shekharan. Do you know what my dad used to say?

My dad used to say that we save millions if life is saved.

The fool has come back home.

Fool? - Yes.

If I am a fool, then North Indians are bigger fools.

Hey, what happened?

Have you seen your face?

What happened to my face?

You are looking like a ghost of Char Minar.

What? Ghost of Char Minar?

And you, you..

You are looking like a monkey of Taj Mahal.

You.. You are like a rotten egg of fish.

You are dry sugarcane.

You are the mud on shoes.

You... You are the string of a pyjama.

You are a broken drum.

You, you.. - I...

You.. - Hey, fighting, fighting. Forgive me.

Clean the excreta.. - Of a dog.

Then he said.. - You will get very famous.

Come on, we will see about that.

You have studied till B. Com.

But you could have studied further if you wanted.

Hey.. - According to me, all your wishes have come true.

And? And what about the marriage line?

Tell me about the marriage line, priest. - Marriage?

Yes.. - Hey Maruti, your shot is ready.

Come on. - I will just be back.

Hey, Uncle Veeru, you?

Son Bhushan.

Look, I made a very big mistake. Forgive me.

Your aunt shouldn’t come to know of this at all.

She is coming back from her parents’ house today, son.

Really? - What? - Which one?

The one from abroad or the co-wife?

Hey, the real one. The one wearing Kanjivaram saris.

The one who gave birth to Munna and Chunnu.

My real wife.

Now you tell me, if everyone comes to know..

..how can I retain my respect in the neighborhood?

Okay.

Okay. But you have to make a promise...

Yes, yes, yes, I promise. I will make all the promises.

Hey, let me finish whatever I have to say.

Hey, I, I... I make all the promises.

Henceforth forget about looking at any woman..

..I won’t even shake my hands with her.

I made a very big mistake, son.

Forgive me.

Okay, uncle Veeru.

Go.

I forgive you. - Yes.

Amazing son! - Then he...

They say that when a person who loses his way in the morning....

..comes back home in the evening...

Then he is called uncle Veeru. - What?

Yes. - Yes.

By the way, the idiom is nice.

Really?

So you have forgiven me, right? - Absolutely.

Son. Do something. - Yes.

It is nine. I am going to the shop. - Yes.

Do something. When you are free from here..

..go and pick up aunt from the station and drop her home.

Yes. For sure. Yes.

I am leaving. - What?

Hey, but... Hey, but...

One minute... - Bhushan, come on, you have to...

Bhushan, you are not ready yet?

Ranjini, thank God you have come.

Look how my limbs are shaking.

Actually, I have never played the role..

..of an actor till date, right?

That is the reason.

Bhushan, what are you saying?

Everything is set.

Dress man has ironed your clothes.

Cameraman has set the whole lighting.

The whole story board is ready.

And the only thing needed to make your dream come true is you.

The dream is coming true because of you, Ranjini.

I can’t understand how to repay..

..for such a big favour you have done to me.

Bhushan, that is really not necessary.

I was thinking that you and I...

I mean I and you..

I mean, both of us.

Look, I can’t understand even now.

Bhushan, one must leave the matter he can’t understand.

Your point is right, Ranjini.

The matter that can’t be understood should be left alone.

Come on. I left it, Ranjini.

Friends?

Why not?

Yes. Friends forever, Ranjini.

Friends forever.

Friends forever, Bhushan.

Bhushan... Hey, don’t..

“Hey traveller, traveller.”

“Keep on walking, traveller.”

“Traveller, traveller.”

“Keep on walking, traveller.”

“The sweet whistle of the cuckoo.”

“As sweet as a bee hive.”

“The sweet whistle of the cuckoo.”

“As sweet as a bee hive.”

“The toffee worth four cents.”

“Only that much of life is enough.”

“Live the moment that is melting like a wax candle.”

“Yes, it is true today.”

“Drink the nectar that is present now.”

“The sweet whistle of the cuckoo.”

“As sweet as a bee hive.”

“The toffee worth four cents.”

“Only that much of life is enough.”

“Come close to love.”

“Let the flowers of the heart bloom.”

“In your lonely songs.”

“Let my voice give you company.”

“Come close to love.”

“Let the flowers of the heart bloom.”

“In my acceptance and your denial.”

“I hope the evening doesn’t go by.”

“Traveller, traveller.”

“Keep on walking, traveller.”

“Life is simple. It is a straight line.”

“It flows like the water of river Ganges.”

“Life is simple. It is a straight line.”

“All the saints and beggars have understood this point.”

“Close to love. Close, close, close, close, close, close.”

“The moon of the hearts. Moon, moon, moon, moon, moon.”

“Forget old matters.”

“The slaps of dad.”

“If you want to remember, remember mom’s chapattis.”

“Forget old matters.”

“The slaps of dad. - Slaps.”

“If you want to remember, remember mom’s chapattis. - Chapattis.”

“Why do you roam around with painful memories?”

“Yesterday is gone.”

“Think about the future.”

“Agree with me.”

“Know this clear secret.”

“Catch hold of it.”

“The destination is here.”

“Come close to love.”

“Let there be rhythm in the tune.”

“Here is the master key to solve all problems.”

“Come close to love.”

“Let there be rhythm in the tune.”

“All the songs that have stopped on the tongue.”

“Let them be sung in the evening today.”

“Traveller, traveller.”

“Keep on walking, traveller.”

“Hey, traveller, traveller.”

“Keep walking, traveller.”

“Life is simple. It is a straight line.”

“It flows like the water of river Ganges.”

“Life is simple. It is a straight line.”

“All the saints and beggars have understood this point.”

“Life is simple. It is a straight line.”

“It flows like the water of river Ganges.”

“Life is simple. It is a straight line.”

“All the saints and beggars have understood this point.”