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Give it up for Julian Curry!
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[applause]
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What's up my niggas?
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[laughter]
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I said, what's up my niggas?
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[incoherent responses from audience]
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That was a trick question
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And it's nice to see that the tricky ones haven't tricked most of y'all
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into the answer. You see nigga's been passed through our families
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generation to generation like cancer.
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It used to be said by slave masters
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who weren't in the business of breeding no dancing niggas.
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They only wanted good old field niggas.
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But I wonder how the field nigga would feel
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if he was sitting next to me on the A-train at approximately 3 o'clock
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any day of the week, and he heard his little great-great-grandson speak
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dozens if not hundreds of times, from fifty-ninth street to west fourth
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the word the made black families pack up in the South and move North?
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Would he slam a couple of these boys against the doors
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and ask: "What's the deal nigga? Do you think you're keeping it real nigga?
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Do you know how I was killed nigga? They murdered me with hot rods of steel, nigga.
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Now how do you think this makes me feel, nigga?"
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Or would he just sit there, and listen, silently
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like white people do. Silently like I do, silently like we all do.
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So what do I do? I go down to Wall Street. Do you know why they call it Wall street?
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Because centuries ago there were these huge high walls, and
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down on the street, slaves with shackles on their feets were gonna be bought and sold by
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the fleet like shares of Intel. Phrases shouted daily like "Where's my niggers?"
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"There's my niggers."
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"Who's niggers are those?"
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Now here we are centuries after slavery
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and insulting our ancestors bravely, by shouting
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phrases daily like: "where's my nigga? Whaddup nigga?"
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"You know you my nigga, right?"
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So don't blame the boys on the A-Train
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blame the men that put the myth it was okay to say it in their brain.
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Blame the kings of comedy, the all-time Nigga record-holders,
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put the blame on Quentin Tarantino's shoulders, and hopefully this nigga
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nigga, nigga poem is making you uncomfortable to the point where you're cracking
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your neck and staring at the ground, looking to your left and your right to see if there's any white people around
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helping you realize that you've been bamboozled
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if you have to wear blackface to be a clown.
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But I gotta go now, I gotta go now, I gotta go now, I gotta get this poem in the hands of the artist
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formerly known as Prince now,
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because when it comes to talent ain't, nobody's bigger,
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and maybe this poem can be the gun and its voice can be the trigger,
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and we can collaborate and figure a way to convince Jigga
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to help us find a new dream song, our new theme song,
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and call it "The People Formerly Known as Niggas."
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[cheering, applause]