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The Scuff-Up a Penalty Spot Before A Penalty Challenge!
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Football Dark Arts Challenge: Part 2!
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You get 1 point for scuffing up the penalty spot!
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1 point for not getting caught!
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And minus one point for getting caught!
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- #antoniorudiger
- #waynerooney
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Let the dark arts challenge begin!
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After a quick reminder of the scores from Part 1…
available to watch now in the description!
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Action!
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HAALAND!
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Action!
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Mission accomplished!
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- What are you doing?!
- Er, just practising my goal celebration...
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- On the penalty spot?
- Yes…
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- In climbing boots?
- Er, yes…
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- Bullsh*t - yellow card!
- Ohhh...
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- One point for trashing the penalty spot…
- Minus one point for getting caught
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- Damn
- 0 points!
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NEYMAR
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Action!
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Here goes nothing…
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What are you doing?!
Oh, there’s no-one there… my mistake
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- One point for trashing the penalty spot!
- One point for not getting caught!
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- 2 points!
- Yes!
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WERNER
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Action!
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- Hey Sergio
- Yes...
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- The penalty spot called you a pussy…
- What?!
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Kill him!
Kill him!
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- What are you doing?!
- The penalty spot called me a pussy!
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- Come again?
- The penalty spot called himm a pussy!
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- Are you both on drugs?
- Wait a minute…
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- Timo fooled us!
- Uhoh
- Get him!
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- One point for trashing the penalty spot!
- One point for not getting caught!
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- Well, by the ref at least…
- 2 points!
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MESSI
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Action!
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What the hell?
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SUBSTITUTION - MESSI OFF, HAKIMI ON
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- Not again… I’ll have Poch’s head for this…
- 0 points!
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MBAPPE
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Action!
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- What are you doing?!
- Sorry, I’m a farmer and I’m a little bit lost…
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- Get off the pitch you dickhead!
- I’m going! I’m going!
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- Haha! One point for trashing the penalty spot...
- One point for not getting caught...
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2 points!
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MULLER
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Action!
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Two points in the bag…
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Good luck taking a penalty after this…
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What are you doing?! - yellow card!
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- Minus point for getting caught!
- Does anybody have any aspirin?
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BENZEMA
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Action!
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What are you doing?! - yellow card!
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- One point for trashing the penalty spot...
- And one point for getting caught...
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- What?
- 2 points!
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Ah, the dark former teammate arts…
I must remember that for Lionel.
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KANE
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Action!
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Mike, Harry is going to scuff up the penalty spot!
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- What are you doing?!
- Er, getting rid of this... ants nest…
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Bullsh*t! Next you’ll be telling me you want to play for Spurs! - yellow card!
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- Timo, you grass!
- Minus point for getting caught!
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And a bonus point to Timo for the superb use of additional dark arts…
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- Ja!
- This Timo kid is good…
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- ...at the dark arts, not at actual football, of course...
- Of course!
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RONALDO
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Action!
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Firelighter!
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Juve shirt…
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Match!
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- What are you doing?!
- Help!
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- Yellow card!
- I’m on fire!
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Drop and roll!
Drop and roll!
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And yellow card to you Bruno for encouraging diving! Bloody cheat.
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0 points!
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Siuuuu...
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The dark arts scores after Challenge 2
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Join us tomorrow for the finale of the Dark Arts Challenge!
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Come on everyone, join in!
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Yes… your powers are growing strong…cut!
