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My wife has a gangster necklace | La edzin' havas gangsteran kolĉenegon

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    Hello all
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    I'm Evildea. Your God.
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    an today I'm doing nothing special
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    I'm just going to a restaurant with
    the family
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    and we'll eat together
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    Oh... my mother-in-law
    is standing there
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    She is so alone... unloved
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    She still can't see me
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    Oh, she's checking herself out
    in the mirror
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    So, my mother-in-law and I are just
    standing
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    outside the building waiting
    for my wife
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    because she's always late ...
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    So, it seems that the shop
    right next
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    to our apartment building
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    has just closed recently
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    That's happened a lot
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    My wife looks like a tomato
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    Oh... show your beautiful face
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    Show it!
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    I need to show you my wife's
    new necklace
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    It is the biggest necklace
    ever
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    Look at this
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    f**k me
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    It's massive!
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    Oh there's balloons
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    I need to steal them
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    Perhaps, no one can see me
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    So, my wife doesn't like
    my glasses at all
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    She says, I look like a nerd
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    That's really funny because
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    nearly all Asians wear glasses
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    My mother-in-law is now a YouTuber
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    She really likes filming
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    because of me, of course
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    So, now I need to turn her into
    an Esperanto speaker
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    So, I just arrived at Ashfield
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    and my wife says we're now
    heading to a German restaurant
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    So, my wife said, that we'll eat
    at a German restaurant
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    but when I arrived
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    I immediately noticed that it
    was a Polish restaurant
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    and when I told her about this
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    she didn't know the difference between
    the two at all
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    Are you filming me?
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    Are you filming me?
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    So, our food just arrived
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    So, we can finally eat
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    Oh, oh, oh! our pork has
    just arrived!
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    So, we just finished eating
    everything
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    My wife ate the majority
    of everything
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    and I just sat here and
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    watched her while she ate
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    Nah ...
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    But I'm now really fat
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    and I just want to do to sleep
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    So, this place is actually
    a Polish club
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    and it reminds me of the Esperanto
    club
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    I guess because of the name, perhaps
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    but here, they have a lot of interesting
    events
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    for example, a dance 90's style
    etc
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    and of course, they're using
    beautiful women there
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    to attract people to the event
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    We need to do that at the Esperanto
    house, right?
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    We need a party from the 18th
    century or something like that
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    and have beautiful women there
    to attract people
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    So, my wife and mother-in-law
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    they went to Hurstville as my wife
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    wants to see the doctor and
    speak about somethings
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    but now I want to go to the supermarket
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    because I want to buy chocolate
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    to eat while
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    I watch new TV series on Netflix
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    I've just found my new house
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    Yes, it's the best house ever
Title:
My wife has a gangster necklace | La edzin' havas gangsteran kolĉenegon
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Video Language:
Esperanto
Duration:
03:45

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