South Park: The Stick of Truth - Gameplay - Part 1 - PEWDIEPIE AKA DOUCHEBAG

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How's it going, bros?

My name is PewDiePie!

Welcome, fricking welcome, goddamn welcome,

you're so fucking welcome to
South Park: The Stick of Truth.

I, along with a lot of other people
are so excited for this game.

I think the concept is really cool.

They went for making a South
Park game that actually feels

like you're part of the TV
show, like the actual show.

I remember when I was younger
and I played games based on

animated films or whatever
and there's always these awkward

3D rendered characters and
it's not really what you want.

What you really want is to play
the show, so they came up

with this genius idea of
South Park: The Stick of Truth,

and it just sounds fucking amazing.

There's no wonder this game is so hyped.

I just feel so lucky to have the game here.

I'm just so fucking excited to play it!

Let's see if it's good or bad or fucking awesome.

I hope for the last one. Let's find out.

Hope you bros will join me on this.

I think it will be a long journey, but I think

it'll be a Stick of Truth one, I don't know
what I mean, but it doesn't matter!

Let's go. That is an upside down lemon with a hat.

That's always a win.

It looks like we're back in the 90s or it's a porno.

I hope the last one again.

Those fuckers.

(laughs) What's with the animation style?

Just like real life. Just like real life.

Fuck yeah! (laughs)

Uh, so we're actually the new kid or whatever.

That's what the story's based upon and it's heavily

Lord of the Ring's inspired,
in case you didn't realize.

Spray tan, of course.

Way Jersey. Nice.

Oh, that has glitter and shit.

I-I think a little spray tan--I
don't spray tan--but, uh, no.

Okay, let's go with it.
Whatever, don't question me!

You weren't? Well, that doesn't matter.

Um...so the question's if we
should make a guy that looks

like a fucking shit or if he looks like us.

I guess it doesn't really matter.

It's practically the same thing, so...yeah.

I think that kind of looks like
my hair. What do we wear?

In school, I always wore, like,
fucking hoodies and shit.

I don't really wear them
much anymore, but, hey!

Uh...I'm younger here, I guess,
so...What should we go with?

A clean, smooth face. Yes! Nope.

What--um...there has to be a good one.
What about--the butt cheek!

I have a little bit of butt cheek,
in case you didn't realize.

Let's go with that one. Nice.
Eye wear is for pussies. We're done.

Costumes aren't just for looks.

Each costume provides--I can't.

How am I supposed to--oh, nice. Nice!

This feels good, man.

I was so excited for this game, man.

Keep saying, "man", man.

So this is our home?

I guess.

Uh...yeah! Don't come in!

Aw, goddamn it!

It's pretty fucking gay.

(laughs) I dunno!

(laughs)

What shitty parents.

Your son has to be normal.

What is this? WHAT IS THIS? (laughs)

Okay, find some kids to play with.

That's fucking gr--that's...(farting)

(farts repetitively)

(laughs) Of course. Of course.

You can fart on anything you'd like.

It's on the left fucking mouse button.

That's fantastic, man.

Inventory, okay.

(farts)

Oh hey there, fishy! You are so nice.

You are my best friend. You
know how much I love you?

This much. (farts)

You're welcome.

What do we got in here?

My Terrance and Phillip backpack. Nice.

Five?! What the hell, alright. Well, fine.

-(beatboxes)
-(farts)

-(beatboxes)
-(farts)

(laughs) I'm so gonna abuse that button, man.

Pants. I wonder what's in that box.

Guess we'll never know.

So I guess this is how I would
look if I was a South Park character.

Hey, dad! I love you so much.

-(farts)
-Ew!

What, you don't like it?

-(farts)
-Ooh!

Come on, man! (farts)

But it was just for you!

Notice me, senpai. Notice me.

Fucking piece of shit parents, man.

I just wanna play video games! (farts)

Or fart on shit. Hello! (farts)

(laughs)

(farts)

This is fucking high level
maturity on this game. (laughs)

I love it.

(farts) Aw, I thought I could knock them over.

Oh, I'm given a quest. My bad.

Okay, you and your parents
just moved to South Park. Okay.

Go outside and find--okay. Fine.

Hi, friend! (farts)

You suck.

Butters, man.

That's right, kill him!

Kill him!

(farts) Take that!

(farts) And that!

I have a new friend.

You just made your first new friend in South Park.

Messages from your friends will
show up here on your Home Page.

To see all the friends you've made,
click on the Collectibles tab.

Cool, so you collect friends? That's...

It's just like the prophesy foretold! (farts)

Makes me excited! It
makes me wanna...(farts)

Canada.

Just like Beiber.

Space.

It's okay, I guess.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY FUCKING HAIR?!

Oh god, please don't.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY FUCKING HAIR?!

HUH? It's fabulous, okay?

You don't know...

Do you know how much work goes into this?

Like...half a second.

I fucking love this so far! It feels so cool.

It really is like what they said.

It feels like we're in Cartman's house!

Hey, don't talk to your mom
like that! That's rude! (farts)

Hey! (farts)

Si! (farts)

Habla Espanol? (farts)

Si, si. (farts)

You like, huh? (farts)

Okay, shut up.

Well, that's pretty fucking awesome.

Diggin' it.

Damn! 14, huh?

Oh man, this fucking game.
Okay...I missed the South Park humor.

Oh shit! I didn't mean to punch him.

Why, Kenny, I must say you
look quite kawaii tonight! (farts)

Okay, so let's talk to these people.

Sorry.

What?

Oh. (laughs)

That's okay.

What is he gonna say?

Oh. Finally, they ask for my name!

My name is Poo--No.

The mas--no.

The fanta--no. The--no.

Yes!

Mmm, no.

(laughs)

You gotta go with the Jew!

Aw, come on!

So I'm from New Jersey?

I mean, fighter--

What do you think, bros?

I feel like I have to be the Jew!

(laughs)

Why do they have it then?

Thanks.

I mean, you gotta roll Jew, man.

You just gotta roll Jew, man.

This game is so fucking awesome!

Um, buy yourself a weapon. Okay, I can do that.

No. I wanna buy a weapon.

No. I wanna buy a weapon!

A Jewish staff!

(gasps) Yes!

Thank you.

Now how do I equip it?

Drag it? There we go, double click!

What?!

It really fucking looks like me, that guy.

So it's a turn based RPG, huh?

I didn't--blocking, okay.

Left-click to select your action
and left-click on your target.

So Jewish staff on him.

Oh, okay!

Yes! Yes, of course!

When your weapon flashes, right-click! Alright!

Bam, bitch!

Fucking nice, brah!

Oooh!

That's right, Clyde.

I thought he was the grand wizard.

What's this? Abilities.

Sling of David. Cast the first stone at any enemy.

Deals more damage if done perfectly--

I'M FUCKING READING, OKAY?!

Sorry. Sorry. Uh, but can lead
to self-injury if done improperly.

Okay, mash...left click.

Sling of David. It's a sock with what in it?

Go!

Oh no!

Oh shit, he got me.

What? What'd I do wrong?

Okay, well let's just finish that bitch.

Bam!

That's right!

The power of David.

That sounds really perverted.

I'm not sure I actually wanna go in there.

I guess I have no choice!

But it makes me so excited!

It makes me so excited I want to--(farts)

What did you say, Ken? (farts)

What did he say? (farts)

Hi!

Thanks! Thanks, I appreciate that.

Here's your welcoming gift. (farts)

Shut up, I'm busy. (farts)

I probably should. You're right,
Bubbly--Bubbles--Billy--Butters.

Fucking really?

Sorry!

OH MY GOD! (laughs)

What the fuck is that? That
is some real kinky shit, man.

(fart) Gotta fart on--oh, it fucking--(laughs)

Oh, man. What the fuck?

(farts) That's awesome.

Oh, chicken wings. Of course.

What if I take it?

AH! No! Don't gaze on it, bros! Don't gaze.

Game of Thrones, awesome.

Oh no!

Alright, let's go out.

Oh no!

Oh no.

Kenny's touching his boobs.

Fight, Butters! Fight!

Bitch! Alright, let's fight this guy.

I will, sir.

I will.

Oh shit!

Thanks! What is it? It's
a Cheesy Poofs, of course.

That heals me, thank you.

Alright, will do!

Thanks!

There we go.

FUCK YEAH!

Uh...alright. Sure, I guess.

Alright, Sling of David on that bitch.

Alright, one down.

Oooh! Blockage!

Jewish staff that motha fucka!

Oooh! Nice one!

Thank you! Thank you.

I actually like the combat. It's pretty smooth.

I'm surprised.

Fuck off.

I love the sequence--the loading sequence.

Riposting? What is that?

Yeah!

Bow of Sucking, nice.

What?

Well, you-you...

You fucking told me!

Snipe that little bitch, huh?

Well, alright, I guess--

Sorry.

What should I try then?

What about my balls?

My balls in the Slings of David!

Go forth!

Thank you.

I can still hit them. Nice.

So, wait, the kitty's defending. Is that--

Poor kitty! What? Stop!

You will pay for this!

In the name of kitty.

Oh shit! He's reposting.

Oh no! He's unstoppable!

What do I do?

Alright! Alright, Jewish Staff go!

Oh, it worked!

Power attack!

But I gotta block!

Ooh, in the butt. Yes!

Whaaa-(grunts)

Fuck yeah, bros! Fuck yeah.

Kenny's looking so fab.

What?

I like that they don't introduce
all the characters right away,

like all the famous ones.

We only have Kenny, Butters,
and...uh, Cartman so far.

Which is pretty cool! Alright, Timmy...

Timmy Express!

Nice! Sir Timmy's Fast Travel.

That's a nice horse right there.

I must say, it's quite the delicate horse.

Alright, find Tweak, find Token.

I remember Token.

Hey, girl! What's up?

(farts)

Yes, it is.

Terrance? (laughs)

What is going--okay, so I have a new spell.

Let's try the Jew-Jitsu!

Utilizes a secret Jewish martial art--

is that really true?
Is that true if you're Jewish?

Please inform me because I wouldn't about it.

I'm not trying to make
fun of Jews, by the way.

I respect all religions.

It just seemed like the coolest class, okay?

I'm just saying. You should be honored
to have such an awesome--oh shit!

Totally. Totally. Let's check
out Cartman's room, man.

I hope we can go there.

That'd be awesome!

His room should be here?

No. Oh, there's probably dildos and shit in here.

Yup! (laughs)

Black Thunder, nice. And I can sell that shit.

(chuckles)

Butt magic is my favorite. (poor Marzia ;_:)

Nothing. No. Okay. Uh...alright.

Drugs and dildos and lube, that's just--

Antonio Banderas Love Doll!

Fucking take only that one. Wha-?

Can I use this shit or what? Do I just sell it?

Can I equip it? Because if I can
equip it, that's just fucking amazing.

Yeah, I don't care.

Oh man, this fucking game.

I'm gonna love this shit.

It has to be here.

There we go.

Hey.

Hey, shh! Hey, shh! Hey
! I wanna tell you something.

Hey, come here. (farts)

What did you say?

Didn't think so.

Oh yeah, bros, I remember the semen episode.

Oh man. Uh...

Brad Pitt Survival Gear, okay. That's--

Sure that'll come in handy.

(music from radio)

Let's see what he has in the closet.

Oh, awesome! So many references, man.

Oh, that's awesome.

He does. He does indeed.

That's awesome.

(mumbles inaudibly)

Well, let's do our quest cause
we have a couple of them.

Look for Craig. Let's do Craig first.

No, Token actually.

I don't know! Let's just do
whatever. I don't think it matters.

Uh...so where do we go?

(farts)

[inaudible]

Hello, ginger kid!

Why, thank you! No one ever compliments me.

Yes. You're a king in my book too, [inaudible]

Yes, I will. Yes, I will.

Can I break this?

Now that I'm a powerful Jew...

Love the soundtrack to--

What've we got in here?

I'm sorry! I just like exploring sometimes.

And, oh yeah, I wanna check this out.

Power Potion, alright. I'll take it all.

No humans! Fuck you.

What've we got here?

(horse neighs)

That's a beautiful horse, man.

How does--

Okay. Alright, so I think we're gonna have to--

I think it's a perfect location
to stop this first episode.

As I've said way too many times, repeating myself,

this game looks really cool. I hope you bros will

join me on this journey.
Please leave a like if you

want to support this series.
I really do appreciate it.

It helps keep it alive and all that good stuff.

Uh, thank you bros so much for watching.

I can't wait to share more of this with you.

See you in another episode tomorrow.

Here's a brofist for you. Stay awesome bros.

Love you. Byeeeee!

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