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What's up cinephiles,
I'm Evasive,
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and this piece of paper right here
means two things:
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Number one, I am tens of
thousands of
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dollars in debt,
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and number two, I know a lot
about movies.
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and since the U.S government
isn't giving me any debt relief this year,
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I have no choice now but to
torture myself on the Internet
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for money to pay off the loans
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I took out to go to film school.
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So for this video, I watched every
movie that's ever won
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a Razzie Award for Worst Picture
of the Year.
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This was an extremely painful
experience
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and I regretted my decision
immediately,
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but for the sake of
my adoring fans
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and my bank account,
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I went ahead and watched
all 46 of these
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movies so I could
explain them to you.
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But after the grueling experience
of watching all these movies,
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I'm not about to tackle this
breakdown alone.
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So I went ahead and roped in
another video essay girly
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and a talking trash can
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to help explain some of these
movies for me.
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But before I get to the movies,
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let me explain what the Razzies are.
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The Golden Raspberry Awards are
an annual event,
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usually held the night before the Oscars,
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to give out awards for the worst
movies of the year.
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It was founded by Hollywood
copywriter
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John Wilson and editor Maureen
Murphy.
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The idea for the Razzies came
about in 1980
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when Wilson saw Can't Stop
the Music and Xanadu, back to back
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and hated them both so much, he thought
there ought to be an award show
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for this type of thing.
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Months later, Wilson hosted an
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Oscars watch party at his house,
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and after the Oscars had finished,
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he and Murphy passed out ballots
to everyone at the party
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to vote on the worst movies of the year,
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and then he announced the
winners in his living room.
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Over time, the ceremony
grew and grew,
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and today they're considered a staple
of the Hollywood award season
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as a low-budget Bizarro World
Oscars
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that distributes awards in
categories
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such as Worst Actor, Worst Director,
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and Worst Screenplay.
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Unlike the qualifications for voting
at the Oscars though,
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becoming a Razzie voter
is very easy:
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either be friends with
one of the producers
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or just pay a $40 membership fee.
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That's all it takes.
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So that's the story of the Razzies.
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Now are you ready to learn about
every single movie
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that won Worst Picture?
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Because I wasn't.
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There's 46 of these things, so I'm
going to talk about each one
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for just a minute or two
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and hand off a few to my guests
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so I don't completely lose my mind here.
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Also, I put a content warning on a
bunch of these movies
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because of the sensitive subject
matter I discuss.
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Not trying to traumatize anybody
but myself in this video.
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Well, me and my guests.
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But I commissioned them for this,
so it-it's fine.
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"Anybody who swallows two snowballs
and a ding-dong shouldn't"
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"have trouble with pride."
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The first movie to win Worst Picture was
Can't Stop The Music,
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A movie about the "origins"
of the disco group Village People.
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And I say origins in air-quotes because
the Village People play themselves
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and the plot is completely made-up
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and not at all how the Village People
actually formed
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The movie itself is super campy
and full of these crazy musical numbers
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that are unironically kinda great.
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It's just too bad that in between
those musical numbers are these scenes
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with really terrible acting
that go on for way too long.
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[movie] -Wait a minute! I am not taking one
-more step 'til I know where I'm going.
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-Yeah, quit my job, and you
-got me walking the beat again!
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- I'm not even getting paid for it!
- Hold your horses.
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-I told you I had a surprise for you.
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-I hope so. I turned in my
-coin change with the toll booth.
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its not that awful of a movie, but by 1980
the disco fad was pretty much over and
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people loved to hate on
disco music at the time
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so you can see why this
ended up being such a huge bomb.
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Also, shockingly, this movie marks the
first film appearance of Caitlyn Jenner
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and apparently the experience was so bad
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she didn't appear in a movie again until
Jack & Jill in 2011.
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And, uh, well.
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Mommie Dearest is a "biopic"
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about the life of actress Joan Crawford's
adopted daughter Christina.
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and again, I say biopic in air-quotes
because the movie was based on
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Christina Crawford's controversial memoir
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that other members of Joan Crawford's
family disavowed when it came out.
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I haven't done much research on the topic
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so I'm in no position
to question this story.
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But I will say that after
the movie was made
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Christina said the film was grotesque
and not true to her memoir.
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Released just 4 years after
Joan Crawford passed away,
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this movie basically spits all over
her fresh grave
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and portrays her as a horrible mother
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who frequently, physically and emotionally
abused her daughter.
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now whether or not this is actually true
is still a matter for debate of course.
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Regardless of the real-life circumstances
behind the movie,
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Faye Dunway's performance
of Joan Crawford is iconic now.
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People who have unfortunately experienced
emotional abuse from a parent
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found her performance
scarily true to their own life experiences
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but general audiences thought
she was just being
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outrageously campy and
over the top the whole movie.
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Because of its reputation
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the film accidentally
became a queer cult classic over the years
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especially in the drag community.
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and it was even featured in the most
recent season of RuPaul's Drag Race.
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"No wire hangers!"
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♫ No more wire hangers ♫
♫ Ah, ah! ♫
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♫ No, no, wire hangers ♫
♫ No, no, no, no ♫
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[Evasive] Inchon is a movie about
the battle of Incheon in the Korean War.
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It was financed and produced
by the Unification Church,
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a movement that was and still is
considered a dangerous cult
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with a leader who called himself
the second coming of Jesus Christ.
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The film's producer was
a very wealthy member of the church.
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who said he was instructed by God
to make the film.
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So, unsurprisingly, no investors wanted
any part of this.
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and all 46 million dollars of the budget ended up
being provided by the church and its followers.
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The film itself doesn't really have much
to do with the Unification Church.
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It's a straightforward war movie that's
just boring and unremarkable.
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It had some star power but only because
the actors in it were paid a lot of money.
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with Laurence Olivier even admitting
before the movie was released
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that he was only in it for the money.
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It was such a flop that nobody even
bothered to release it on home media.
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and the only available version
of the movie today
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is from an old VHS rip from when it
played on Unification Church TV channel.
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The only thing worth seeing in this movie
is Laurence Olivier's makeup job.
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I mean he looks like the Joker.
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This movie is just tasteless.
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it's based on a novel by Harold Robbins
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who was paid 600 000 dollars
for the film rights,
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and apparently fell asleep
in the screening room,
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and never actually watched the movie.
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First of all, in the first 15 minutes,
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young Ray Liotta,
in his first ever movie role,
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sexually assaults the main character
with a garden hose.
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and then after that the rest of the movie
is just her being forced to have sex
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with gross older men
in order to get ahead in Hollywood.
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And you see all of it.
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It seems like it was trying to criticize
sexism in Hollywood
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but instead of handling it with
any kind of nuance or respect
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the movie fully shows the sex scenes
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and does the very thing
it's trying to critique.
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The final scene in the movie shows
her winning an Oscar for Best Screenplay
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and calling out the men
who took advantage of her
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in her acceptance speech.
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and then she's booed off stage, and leaves,
and the movie just ends there.
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It's really uncomfortable to watch.
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But somehow the next movie is even worse.
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Ugh, god, ok. soo..
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Bolero is a movie by John Derek.
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John Derek is—
(groan)
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John Derek was an old Hollywood actor
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who appeared in supporting roles in
several big movies in the 1940s and 50s.
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In 1973 when Derek was 47 years old,
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he traveled to Europe to direct
a low-budget movie called
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"Once upon a Love" starring
a 16 year old girl named
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"Mary Cathleen Collins".
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During the production—
(retching)
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry
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During the production,
John Derek left his wife
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and groomed Mary Collins
into a sexual relationship,
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With the two staying in Europe
until she turned 18
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so he could avoid
statutory rape charges.
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When they got married a few years later,
she changed her name to Bo Derek
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and proceeded to star in all of his movies
until he died in 1998.
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(retching)
(vomit squelching)
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I'm sorry.
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So anyway, Bolero was a movie
about a young woman fresh from college
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who travels to Morocco in Spain
to lose her virginity.
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and If that wasn't bad enough,
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this movie features a full-frontal
nudity scene with a 14 year old girl.
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Not an actress playing a 14 year old girl.
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An actual 14 year old girl.
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(retching, vomit squelching)
(coughing)
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If you've never seen any
Rambo movies before
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the image you probably associate
with the word "Rambo"
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is the one where
hypermasculine Sylvester Stallone
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is firing a machine gun
without a shirt on.
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But see, that's actually from this movie,
"Rambo First Blood: Part II",
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which has very little to do
with Part 1 at all.
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The whole point of
the first Rambo movie is that
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Rambo was a Vietnam War veteran
with severe PTSD
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who snaps and kills a bunch of
small-town cops who treat him like shit.
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This sequel, on the other hand
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throws that tragic anti-war character
out the window
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as the US government sends him
back to Vietnam
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to locate prisoners of war
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and Rambo is just like weirdly ok with that.
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It's like he immediately got over his PTSD
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and just got straight to blowing stuff up,
no problem.
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This movie was
a massive box office success
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and made double of what
the first movie made,
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so naturally, Rambo III also ditched
the anti-war angle
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and sent Rambo to Afghanistan.
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I dunno as someone who thought
the first movie was amazing,
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it really sucks to see how quickly
they ruined this character.
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But, like, I get it.
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The people who went to go see
these sequels in theaters
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didn't watch it for the plot.
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They watched to see
Sylvester Stallone do this.
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(bow twang)
(explosion)
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In the early 80s,
Prince was a rising star.
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And his stardom was cemented in 1984
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with the massive hit that was Purple Rain.
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so after the success of Purple Rain,
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Warner Bros. told Prince he was basically allowed to
do whatever he wanted for his next project
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greenlighting Under the Cherry Moon
without even reading the script
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the story is, Prince plays a guy in
the French Rivier named Christopher
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He and his friend (tricky) try to
scam a rich girl out of her inheritance
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but they both end up
falling in love with her.
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problems with the movie became apparent early on
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when Prince hired someone with
no experience to write the script.
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Then 16 days into filming,
the director quit.
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And Prince took over even though he had
no experience directing a movie before.
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The end result was a movie that features
what I can only describe as
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sarcastically says Acting.
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Don't try anything funny.
Not this time, Christopher.
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I want the money or I throw
you both out onto the street.
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(gasp)
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That's right, [inaudible]
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Throw me on the the street?
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It's bizarre, it's one of
those movies where
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the acting is so bad
it loops around to being funny
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which has given it
a bit of a cult following over the years
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that and the soundtrack is amazing
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like with Purple Rain
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Prince released an album with the movie
that went Platinum
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and is today remembered as
one of his most iconic albums of his career
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After Under the Cherry Moon failed,
Prince tried one more time
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to direct a feature-length movie
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but that one got nominated
for a bunch of Razzies too
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and after that he gave up and
never tried to direct a movie again.
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Also this here marks
the first ever tie in Razzies history
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with Under the Cherry Moon tieing with
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(laughing)
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Howard the Duck.
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(Evasive laughing)
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Greetings, Evasive viewers,
it is I, young Junko, expert in Bird Law
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and I'm here to defend
my client Howard T. Duck,
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star of the Razzies' Worst Film of 1986,
Howard The Duck
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For nearly the last 40 years
my client's reputation has been
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tarnished and slandered against
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by quack punch, chicken shit critics
for this tragic box office bomb.
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"Central character, the Duck, the one
that we're gonna be rooting for,
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he's neither funny, or bit of funny."
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But I'm here to clear the air.
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Howard the Duck is not a movie,
no, it's a duckumentary.
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I know this because I was there.
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We all were.
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My entire clan witnessed
my client crash land on Earth
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to star in a motion picture
that of which has been
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Um.
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it's still awful. It's bad.
We're not winning this case, buddy.
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I wasn't trying anything. Honest!
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This is a strange movie to say the least.
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Howard the Duck notoriously opens
with 2 instances of
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full frontal duck booba
in the span of 30 seconds.
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But the rest of the movie is this whiplash
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between what's a squeaky clean
full house type family movie
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that no one older than the age of
3 years old would find funny
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followed by things like
Marty McFly's mom showing off her ass and
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pulling out a condom for Howard's corkscrew.
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Howard…
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It's like anti-matter Shrek where
they didn't know
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how to mix adult humor
and a kids' flick properly yet
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so it becomes this overly long
bland comedy
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with hardly any intentional laughs
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that just happens to throw in something
totally obscene every now and then
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- [Howard] Oh!
- I just can't resist your
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intense animal magnetism.
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uhh there's a lot of uhh attempts at duck puns,
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most are just replacing
a random phrase in a word with "duck"
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"That's it. No more Mr. Nice Duck."
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Even the director's name is Willard Hyuck.
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That's a duck name.
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That's a name you give a duck.
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The first half of the movie has Howard
pointlessly meandering
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there's no funny interactions or
observations or memorable bits
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it's just an aimless movie
with the guy in the duck suit.
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You have an entire portion of the movie
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where Howard has a job
as a towel boy in like a sex club
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it's fun for the whole family!
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Yeah, Breeders, what the hell.
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Bareback bestiality and pedophilia.
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Oh yeah, we find Howard getting launched to earth
as a result of a quack mace incident.
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which also leads to Palpatine
somehow returning from the dead
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and possessing the body of that one actor
that's in every 80s movie
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who would later go on to be
arrested for being a sex pervert.
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What do you think he would like to eat?
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I no longer need human food.
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[Junko] I need little boy butts.
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You have a movie where
a talking duck fires a giant laser
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at a hell portal to stop
a horde of alien warlords
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from taking over the Earth
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and they still manage
to make it a total snooze fest
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They try to give Howard a bit of edge
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but he still feels
too kiddy and sanitized
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for what they're going for
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And part of that is also his design.
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He looks like a cross
of a Furby and MacCulkin.
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There were some things I did like,
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like these alien overlords are pretty cool
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their design and the stop motion
is really well done.
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and the sequence where
Howard gets shot into space
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is pretty neat, pretty
impressive to look at.
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I like this sequence where Howard
and Andy Dufresne get a 6 star wanted level
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and start flying away from all the cops
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that was good.
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Yeah, Tim Robins is in this
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Imagine having what's considered
one of the best movies of all time
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as part of your portfolio
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and on the other end of the
spectrum, Howard the Duck,
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now that's range
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Genuinely I was taken aback
because some of the shots in this movie
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undeniably do go hard. I feel like
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There's a version of this movie that
could've actually been good with less work
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like if they leaned into Howard being this
cynical, perverted wise-quacking duck
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that's down on his luck,
who gets thrust into Earth
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and finds this strange new realm
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actually isn't so much different from his own.
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and then it's all about the bills,
baby, put it on my belt
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He could take it as an
opportunity for a fresh start,
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slowly climbing his way up the corporate ladder
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until becoming a national celebrity
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that gets caught up in 80s
consumerism and greed
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and then maybe having him begrudgingly
involved in weird sci-fi fantasy stuff
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like the comics, I dunno.
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I'm not sure how to defend my client.
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Give him the chair.
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(Howard screams)
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(Evasive laughing)
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Alright, I may not have been
able to defend Howard,
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but know this: from this day forth,
I will ensure every client of mine
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is proven innocent.
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Now for my next client,
I will be defending one Bill Cos-.
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Bill Co-Bill Cosby.
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Bill Co-Bill Cosby.
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I-I'm good. Your Honor? i with-I withdrawal.
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I withdrawal your honor. I'm good. We're done here. We're done.
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It's Leonard, part 6.
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Ask anyone who's seen
this movie, they'll tell you
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that's when they first knew
lil' Bill was a real piece of shit
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I got to say when I first heard there was a
comedy movie that just started on part 6
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I thought hey, that's kind funny, maybe this movie
could be bad in a good way, at the very least
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Nope, it's just bad,
it's boring, it's so boring.
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If there's one thing Cosby
was always a master at
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it's making people very sleepy.
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The whole thing is supposed to be
a spoof on the spy genre, sort of like
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like Naked Gun, except it actually
came out a year before that movie
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They really just had the cameras rolling
and had Bill Cosby do whatever he wanted
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There's a bunch of weird sex shit
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I mean the clues are all there,
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in the movie his wife divorced him
because he slept with a 19 year old
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and his daughter is dating a much older man
to further her career as an actress
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so then Leonard has to see her
flash her tits on stage
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for no reason, none of these scenes
add anything to the movie
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I think Cosby just wanted to
look at some young girl tits
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The whole film has this weird
lethargic and slow energy to it
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Everything from the dialogue
to the editing,
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it's like watching a movie at 0.5 speed.
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The movie opens with
Leonard and an assassin
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having a shootout in a kitchen
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The joke is that what they're doing
is actually helping prep some of the food
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Ok, could be funny but the pace of it all
is so bizarrely off by a step
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Every gag and bit is like this,
like they took something that was
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maybe a 3 out of 10 joke at best
and spread it so thin that
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you-you ask yourself,
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Was there even
a joke at all to begin with?
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The plot follows Leonard
being the best agent in the world
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who's long been retired, until being
pulled back for one last mission
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after a buncha animals under
mind control start killing people
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yet again a god-awful 80s comedy starts
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off with an animal looking at a porno mag.
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Here's you two fucking nickels.
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The first half is him just
stumbling around
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trying to get back with his ex wife
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who pours soup on him—
wh-what is this gag?
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Is this a fetish, Mr. Cosby?
You think this was genuinely funny?
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[mocking] We'll have him pour soup.
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Cosby doesn't have a single
funny line or hook to his character
-
you can tell he's put
zero effort into any of this
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It's almost like he said "Yeah I'll do the movie
but I don't wanna look too stupid,
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don't make me look too stupid
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most of these so-called jokes are what the most
boring uptight person in the world
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would think being silly is.
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[mocking] Oh, look, wow
he's being a ballerina, so girly.
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Oh, wow, he's doing a silly fitness tape,
how can he subject himself to that.
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oh, wee, you know what I mean?
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it's like he thinks
these things are so beneath him
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that just him doing it would be funny.
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What a piece of shit.
-
y'know what really makes me mad, though?
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It's completely unfair. Because everyone
else seems to be trying, but him.
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there's a part In the end when Leonard
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frees all the animals from captivity,
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and I just wanna take this time to
recognize this bird right here.
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Who in this 5 second shot, bends the bars
of his cage with his beak and breaks free
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God bless this bird.
-
This bird right here put more effort
than Bill Cosby in his own movie.
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This bird did not deserve to be
in one of the worst movies of all time.
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None of these animals did.
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This ostrich didn't deserve to be betrayed
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with a sex criminal grinding
his pudding pop on its back.
-
if you think about it
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If audiences in 1987 hated this,
watching it now,
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with all the humor naturally diluted
even further through the passage of time
-
is like drinking a 40 year old
can of new coke
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and when Bill's the one handing you the drink,
it's safe to say
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you probably shouldn't drink it.
-
(gurgling)
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Cocktail is a movie where young Tom Cruise
plays a bartender in Manhattan.
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and then he movies to Jamaica
and falls in love with a girl.
-
but then he loses her and he moves back
to New York to win her back
-
and that's pretty much it.
-
What you see is what you get
with this one.
-
It's a really mediocre movie.
-
Not that good, but not that bad either.
-
Well except for this scene when
Tom Cruise stands on a bar
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and reads his shitty poetry.
-
This is pretty cringey.
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[tom cruise] I see America drinking
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the fabulous cocktails I make.
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crowd laughs
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America's getting stinking
on something I stir or shake.
-
(laughing)
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I make drinks so sweet and snazz-ay,
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the iced tea, the kamikaze,
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(hollering)
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the sex on the beach
is Schnapps made from peach
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the ball and hammer
the Alabama slammer!
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Unsurprisingly with Tom Cruise starring,
this movie was a massive success,
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earning a ridiculous 171 million dollars
on a 20 million dollar budget.
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It's also the movie that the Beach Boys song
"Kokomo" song was written for.
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Besides that, not much to talk about here.
-
I'm pretty sure it only won Worst Picture
because this was the same year
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Rain Man was favored to win Best Picture.
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and the voters must have thought it would be
funny to make the Best and Worst Picture
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be Tom Cruise movies.
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Ok, so, before making this video,
I hadn't watched any Star Trek at all.
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But because I'm committed to my craft,
I went ahead and watched
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all 6 of the original movies
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just so I could understand why this one
is considered the worst.
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and after all that, I—
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Yeah. I get it now.
-
It's not a horrible movie but especially
compared to the previous films in the series,
-
Star Trek V is pretty bleh.
-
Pretty much everything went wrong
behind the scenes.
-
William Shatner directed it
with no prior directing experience.
-
Nobody could agree on anything
during the writing process,
-
There was a writers' strike.
-
Then a Teamsters strike.
-
They shot a lot of the movie
in the Mojave Desert,
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which is just as miserable as it sounds.
-
and after filming was done, they only had
3 months to make the special effects,
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and all the best effects technicians
in Hollywood were busy working on
-
Indiana Jones 3
and Ghostbusters II at the time.
-
Do I think this movie
deserved Worst Picture? No.
-
It does some wacky things like
introduce Spock's long-lost brother
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that he never mentioned before
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Or show Kirk getting mauled
by a cat woman.
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but overall I really don't think it's that bad
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Though to be honest
-
I'm not a Trekkie who had to see
-
Captain Kirk show up on the Enterprise
in a "Go climb a rock t-shirt"
-
So…
-
I mean…is that-is that bad?
-
I-I actually don't know.
-
Can someone in the comments tell me
if i'm, if that's like a bad,
-
if that's not in character?
-
I actually don't know if I
should be mad at this or not?
-
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane was a
-
"comedy" starring Andrew Dice Clay.
-
If you don't know who Andrew Dice Clay is,
-
he was a comedian most active
in the late 80s and early 90s
-
who was known for his character the Dice Man,
-
which was basically a cover for him to tell
the most offensive jokes he possibly could.
-
And they're always on parade.
-
They march up and down the street
with t-shirts and flags
-
'I want money for AIDS disease.'
Beautiful.
-
I want money for a new fucking car,
I ain't marching up and down the street
-
Get a job, butt slammer.
-
[Evasive] The movie itself
is about a detective, I guess,
-
I dunno, it's just not funny at all.
-
honestly I kept going to my phone the
whole time because I was just so bored.
-
- I got something serious to discuss.
-
Yeah, what is it, premature ejaculation?
(laughing)
-
like that time we were at her
parents' wedding anniversary,
-
and I told that joke,
-
'What's the definition of vagina?
-
The box the peanuts comes in!' (laugh)
-
Gilbert Godfrey plays
the only funny character in the movie
-
but he dies like 25 minutes in
and the rest is just a boring mess
-
that's impossible to follow.
-
The director Renny Harlin was also
working on Die Hard 2 at the time
-
which ended up coming out in theaters
at the exact same time as Ford Fairlane
-
and when you look at the money
comparison between the two movies.
-
Yeah, it's pretty obvious which movie
he cared about more.
-
Clint Eastwood.
-
I fucked him. Oh!
-
[Evasive] 1990 was another tie
-
with Ford Fairlane tieing
with another movie
-
from unapologetic
pepophile John Derek.
-
In this one, Bo Derek plays a woman
married to a much older man
-
and when the older man dies,
his ghost takes up residence in her head
-
and goads her into murdering a man
-
so he can possess his body
and have sex with her again.
-
It's a supernatural dirty old man movie
-
where John Derek fantasizes about
-
living rent-free in Bo Derek's head
after he dies.
-
Plus this ended up being his last movie.
-
It would be poetic
if it wasn't so disgusting.
-
Bo was very very young.
Linda was very young…
-
not as young as urcela
-
I guess I just meet them young,
-
before they're wise enough
to know I'm not the guy.
-
Anyway the acting is bad,
the story is bad,
-
the visuals are bad,
-
but the real cherry on top here is: this movie
-
was the first film appearance
of Donald Trump.
-
No joke, Trump's first movie
was made by a pedophile.
-
He even does a little duck face in it,
look at him.
-
Poetic.
-
Just watch this clip.
-
Woah!
-
Happy sailing..
-
Oh no! How am I driving?
1-800-I'm gonna-fucking-die!"
-
[Evasive] Bruce Willis plays
a master burglar fresh out of prison
-
who was blackmailed into stealing some art
-
but it's all part of a conspiracy
to build a secret machine
-
invented by Leonardo Da Vinci
that can turn lead into gold.
-
At this point in his career, Bruce Willis
was mainly known for Die Hard 1 and 2,
-
and was looking to branch out
with Hudson Hawk.
-
but apparently he couldn't decide
what he wanted it to be.
-
In an interview,
one of the writers later said:
-
I started to know we were in trouble
-
when Joel and Bruce
would say during filming
-
You know what this is?
This is a Pink Panther movie.
-
The next day they'd say
-
You know what this is? This is an
American James Bond movie.
-
Then it would be: you know what this is
This is North by Northwest.
-
I even remember someone saying:
-
You know what this is?
This is Casino Royale.
-
Eventually I realized, that if every day they
were saying it was something different
-
by the time we got to the editing room,
we were going to be in trouble.
-
So yeah, the final product
is all over the place.
-
But the movie has developed
a bit of a cult following over the years
-
just because it's so…so silly
-
(screaming)
-
- Honey?
- (screaming)
-
Ball ball?
-
Woof!
-
(dog screaming)
-
Here's another movie
that's really not that bad.
-
It's a World War II spy movie where
Melanie Griffith is a half Jewish woman
-
with no spy experience
who signs herself up to be a spy in Berlin
-
because she wants to prove herself and
save her Jewish cousins who are in hiding.
-
Michael Douglas plays another spy
-
and pre-Schindler's List
Liam Neeson plays a Nazi officer.
-
Most of the complaints about
the movie were aimed at
-
how unbelievable
Melanie Griffith is as a spy
-
because she is really bad at her job.
-
Like "spilling soup on Liam Neeson and
taking the German kids she's nannying
-
to the building her cousins are hiding in"
kind of bad
-
But overall it's not that awful of a movie
-
because the plot holes
and writing problems
-
are balanced out by a good soundtrack
and good cinematography
-
It's just average.
-
Not bad enough to be memorable
-
but not good enough
that you'd ever watch it again.
-
basically the cinematic equivalent
of eating at Denny's.
-
I think 1992 was just a slow year
for bad movies in general.
-
That same year they also
nominated Newsies for Worst Picture
-
and Danny DeVito for
Worst Supporting Actor
-
like…what? Why? How?
-
What?
-
Once again, this is a movie
that's not that bad.
-
It's a drama where
Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore
-
play a financially struggling
married couple in Vegas
-
and Robert Redford is a filthy rich guy
-
who offers the couple 1 million dollars
-
for a 1 night stand with Demi Moore.
-
Honestly, it's fine.
-
It takes itself very seriously
and it's vaguely misogynistic at points.
-
Also it's completely unbelievable that
a man who looks like Robert Redford
-
would ever feel the need to
pay a million dollars
-
to sleep with someone
-
But in the context of the movie it all works.
-
definitely not the
worst movie of the year.
-
that's for sure
-
I mean You're telling me that Indecent Proposal
-
won Worst Picture but Mr. Nanny
wasn't even nominated?
-
Razzie voters were asleep
at the wheel this year.
-
In this one Bruce Willis plays a
psychologist who can't see the color red
-
who gets wrapped up
in a murder after his colleague
-
gets killed Assassin's Creed-style
-
and he suspects it was someone
in his therapy group.
-
I'm so confused why this
was even nominated for Worst Picture
-
because it really isn't a bad movie at all.
-
It's surreal and weird, sure,
but in a Twin Peaks type of way
-
where it's still unsettling
and fun to watch.
-
Definitely a 6.5 out of 10 movie for me.
-
Maybe a 7 out of 10 I dunno.
-
this is another one that became a
cult hit after it was released on home video
-
Partly because of this crazy sex scene
in a pool that everybody wanted to see
-
It was even streaming
on Criterion Channel at one point
-
which basically means
that it's certified art.
-
That's all I have to say.
-
I dunno guys, some of these 90s movies
just aren't bad enough to complain about.
-
There's a lot to be said about Showgirls.
-
First of all, Director Paul Verhoeven
-
was the first to accept
his Razzie award in person.
-
And that's kind of funny.
-
[Paul] And I'm very happy
because it was much better, much more fun
-
than reading the reviews in September.
Thank you so much.
-
(clapping, cheering)
-
Second of all, Showgirls isn't bad.
-
It's actually a great movie,
in my opinion, and a lot of people agree.
-
It is a wild movie about the world of
high budget Las Vegas strip shows
-
and Obviously with subject matter like that
-
you're going to view it very differently
-
depending on your gender and sexuality.
-
But regardless of what kind
of person you are
-
the experience of watching this movie
is an absolute rollercoaster.
-
One. Two. Three.
-
Thrust it. Thrust it. thrust it. Thrust it!
-
Come on, thrust it.
-
But for as over the top as this movie is
it's also pretty true to life.
-
During his research,
writer Joe Eszterhas interviewed
-
over two hundred strippers in Las Vegas
-
and the result was a
shockingly straightforward depiction
-
of the lives of high profile
sex workers and performers
-
And a biting satire against
show business in general.
-
Take a look at these tits.
-
What are these, watermelons?
-
This is a stage, babe, it's not a patch.
-
See ya.
-
Your ears are sticking out. They are.
-
Come back and see me
when you get em fixed.
-
See ya.
-
Can you spell MGM backwards?
I bet you can't.
-
- MGM.
- I'm impressed.
-
Come back when you
fuck some of those baby fat off.
-
Now in today's era of gritty HBO dramas,
none of this is that shocking
-
but in 1995 this was next level stuff.
-
Plus with the subject matter,
this movie has a lot of nudity.
-
It was rated NC-17 in America
-
and to date it is the only NC-17 movie
ever given a wide release in theaters.
-
It was so explicit and controversial
-
that MGM had to hire security
at every movie theater in America
-
just to make sure nobody under
the age of 18 snuck into the theater.
-
The movie lost millions of dollars
-
and to this day, no studio has ever dared
-
to try and release an NC-17 movie
in theaters again.
-
If this sounds interesting to you,
I actually recommend giving this movie a watch
-
because I can't really do it justice
with just words alone.
-
Just know what you're getting
-
into before you turn it on
-
because this movie is every bit
as traumatic as it is glamorous
-
This movie is like if showgirls
-
was actually bad
-
Demi Moore plays an FBI agent
-
who looses her daughter in a custody battle
and becomes a stripper in florida
-
at a place called the eager beaver
-
to pay for a court appeal
-
she basically girl bosses
being a stripper
-
not in a nuance way
like showgirls though
-
but in a stupid way that
takes itself too seriously
-
and is mostly just boring
and not believable at all
-
despite the bad reviews the movie
ended up being a huge success
-
The director, writer, producer
Andrew Bergman
-
basically quit holly wood after this movie
-
I'm pretty sure what happened is once
he got Demi Moore to agree to go topless
-
he just phoned in the rest of the movie
because clearly the audiences
-
who went to see this
weren't watching it for the plot
-
The post man takes place
in a distant future year of 2013
-
after much of humanity has
been wiped out by the plague
-
Kevin Costner who also directed the movie
stars as a traveling shakespeare performer
-
that's conscripted to caesar's legion
but he escapes and finds an old mail bag
-
full of mail and pretends
to be a mail man so he can get food
-
and accidently restarts the
us postal service in the process
-
also it's almost 3 hours long
-
honestly as far as post apocalyptic
adventures go, this one isn't that bad
-
it's about the same level of quality
as water world actually
-
but the fact that it was a 3 hour long
kevin costner vanity project
-
released just a week after titanic
made it a very easy target for critiques
-
what is Kevin Costner up to
these days anyway
-
typing on computer
-
I mean hey, good luck Kevin
-
If you aren't familiar
-
The name Alan Smithee is a fake name the directors
guild of america came up with in 1968
-
that directors who wanted to take their
name off a movie, were required to use instead
-
and this movie caused such a headache
that the directors guild had to
-
officially stop allowing the use of the
Alan Smithee name in movies
-
OK, so, this movie was written by
Joe Eszterhas and directed by Arthur Hiller
-
It's a mockumentary about a guy
who's name is actually Alan Smithee
-
who directs an action movie
but he hates the finished product
-
so he steals the film reels
and holds them ransom
-
because he wasn't allowed to take
his name of it
-
now behind the scenes in real life
Joe Eszterhas was in charge of
-
cutting burn hollywood burn and when
Arthur Hillers saw the final version
-
he hated it so much he had
his name taken off the movie
-
but this of course created confusion
because this was a movie
-
about Alan Smithee and the poster
said it was directed by Alan Smithee
-
which you would assume was just a joke
but no, the director actually had his name
-
taken off the movie
-
it would take me so long to explain
everything that's wrong
-
with this movies so let me
just sum it up in four words
-
there is way too many characters
the movie jumps all over the place
-
Harvey weinstein is in it
-
eww sound effect
-
there's lots of not funny parts
where the camera freeze frames
-
and there's a wall
of text on screen
-
I'm guessing what happened is they
filmed all these scenes separately
-
and thought they were hilarious on set
but when they got to the editing room
-
they realized they had nothing to work with
so Joe Eszterhas tried to
-
salvage it by adding a bunch of
text edit jokes
-
which actually made the movie worse
-
I have no proof of this of course
but it seems right to me
-
I mean I'd probably do the
same thing in that situation
-
ok so this is a western steampunk
fusion movie starring the fresh prince
-
and the guy who plays Mr. Fish odor
in bob's burgers
-
as cowboy government agents hunt down
an evil ex confederate officer with no legs
-
who kidnapped president
Ulysses S Grant with a giant robot spider
-
that's what this movie is
-
this movie is ridiculous
-
I don't know what the executives at
warner brothers were snorting in the board room
-
when they decided to spend over $170
on a movie where cowboy Will Smith
-
fights a huge mecha-spider
-
but thank god they did because Will Smith
turned down playing Neo in the matrix to do this movie
-
and I want you to imagine now what it
would be like if Will Smith played Neo in the matrix
-
Evasive laughs
-
[Will Smith] I probably would have
messed the matrix up. I wouldv'e ruined it
-
so I did y'all a favor
-
this might not be a good movie but
oh my god it's so funny
-
plus the theme song is pretty fire
-
"if I may quote one of the great gangster rappers
William Will Smith
-
wicky wild wild wicky wicky wild
wicky wild wicky wicky wild wild wild west
-
wicky wild wicky wicky wild wild west
-
do you find those lyrics inspiring?
-
[person 1] I mean, I-I...
-
battlefield earth is an action sci-fi movie
based on a novel written by L. Ron Hubbard
-
the founder of scientology
-
which he wrote in 1982 when he
was in hiding to avoid going to prison
-
for his numerous crimes
-
It's about a distant future world
where humanity has been enslaved
-
by evil aliens called the Psychlos
which are a very obvious metaphor
-
for L. Ron Hubbard's vitriolic hate of psychiatrists
-
John Travolta who plays the evil
alien leader named Terl
-
and has been a scientologist since 1975
is directly responsible for this movie existing
-
the production company that took it on
was later found to have defrauded investers
-
out of $31 million by over reporting
production costs causing a law-suit
-
that forced the company to go bankrupt
and shut down in 2007
-
on top of that the movie was a massive
financial flop not just because the movie
-
and it's John Travolta action figures
were an obvious scientology recruitment tactic
-
but because the movie itself
was a visual nightmare
-
the special effects are ugly
the costumes are disgusting
-
and the whole movie was filmed
-
with these crooked angles that changed
multiple times a scene
-
which gave a bunch of people motion sickness
-
it's a realy infamously bad movie
that's been covered by dozens of
-
other youtube channels over the years
-
so if you want more information on it
go watch one of those videos
-
just don't watch the movie itself because
it will do nothing but make you nauseous
-
and waste 2 hours of your time
-
I'm serious you guys
don't do it
-
I'm sorry you guys
-
conflict of interest
-
I can't talk about Freddy got fingered
-
one of my friends and I watched this movie
like 4x during quarantine and we
-
kind of bonded over it
-
and now this movie has a special
place in my heart
-
so I made Nicky watch it instead
because shes never seen it before
-
and here she is now
-
[Nicky} where the hell do I even
begin with this movie
-
part of me thinks this movie is some kind
of deep anti comedy meant to saterize
-
the other gross out comedies that
were popular in the early 2000s
-
and the other part of me thinks that
maybe it means nothing at all
-
I mean any normal human being
will read a title like Freddy got fingered
-
and run away in the opposite direction
-
because what the fuck
is that suppose to mean
-
but to put it simply
this movie is about a 28yr old man
-
his name is Gord
and he moves to LA to be a cheese worker
-
and also to pursue his dreams
of being a professional animator
-
seems pretty simple right?
seems pretty cut and dry
-
but that's where you'd be wrong
because so very many things happen
-
in this movie that are beyond
human explanation
-
just to name a few
Tom Green jerks off a horse
-
he swings a baby around by it's
umbilical cord
-
Tom Green walks around in a deer carcass
and he goes scuba diving in his own toilet
-
[movie dialogue] get out of the toilet.
get out of that toilet!
-
but at the risk of sounding clinically
insane and demented
-
there are moments in this movie
that I find kind of relatable
-
like this one where the CEO of
an animation company tells
-
Gord that he doesn't like his drawings
-
"it sucks"
-
and so he immediatly sticks a gun
in his mouth and starts screaming
-
and what makes this even funnier
is the fact that once he recieves
-
validation, he takes the gun out of his mouth
and acts like none of that ever happened at all
-
if you're mentally ill and make art
this is the film for you
-
and this movie surprised me in so many
different ways for one, it made me laugh
-
way more than I anticipated
-
"can't you see we're both a couple
of stupid idiots
-
[female] Gord
[Gord] Gord, Gordy
-
and it was all so like weirdly based
at times and I say weirdly because
-
the early 2000s was just like a diragatory
fever dream
-
it was like running through
the perfume department in spongebob
-
but the perfume was slurs
-
so like Gord ends up asking out
this nurse named Betty
-
and she says yes but afterwards he finds
out that she's in a wheelchair and at first
-
I'm was like oh shit! like it's about to
get really ableist in here
-
I was truly prepared for the worst but
my expectations were completely subvirted
-
when Betty ended up not only being the
smartest person in this whole movie
-
but her and Gord remain in a relationship
for the rest of the film
-
"have a bag of jewels for you
they're jewels Betty, they're jewels"
-
another interesting thing to me is that
betty constantly wants to give Gord
-
a blow job. Hear me out dude
like, she actually asks him this
-
so many times in the movie that
it comes off as very obviously satirical
-
and again my expectations were subverted
by Gord being the one that repeatedly asks
-
if they can just go out on a date
-
This could be a play on the trope of
male protaganist in comedy especially
-
being obssesed with sex
and not only that but woman
-
being ultra sexualized in these movies
-
not all the subversion in this movie
is good though necessarily
-
I mean if you were wondering how
the movie got its title
-
I shit you not about 50mins into the film
-
Gord frames his dad
for fingering his brother
-
"at least I don't touch Freddy"
"he fingers him"
-
his brother who is like 25 and
doesn't even live with them
-
"he's a molester"
"he's a chiiiild molester"
-
but CPS literally goes to his apartment
and takes him to the molestation hospital
-
is this shocking? yes
-
I don't know if it's shocking
compared to the other
-
things that happen in this movie
-
is it in poor taste?
like, uhhhh, maybe
-
but anyways this whole framing of the
fingering is the cannon event
-
that leads to the finale of the film
-
when Gord pranks his dad by
abducting him in the middle of the night
-
and taking him to pakistan
-
"you're fucking dead"
-
they could write books and novels
and college thesis about everything
-
else that happens in-between
then and the ending
-
but just know that this movie ends with
Gord and his dad being covered
-
in elephant c**
-
speaking of which
-
there's an elephant in this room and
the elephant is that I actually kind of like this movie
-
also the elephant is cumming
-
is that so wrong?
and is it so wrong that maybe kind of
-
I might be attracted to Tom Green in this movie?
is it maybe ok if I think
-
he might be the Pete Davidson of the 90s
-
you know what, shut up
as far as career ruining films go
-
Tom Green took the failure of Freddie very
very well. He even showed up to accept
-
his golden razzie
he rolled out his own red carpet too
-
celebrate your successes and your failures
-
[evasive] a remake of an italian film
from 1974
-
swept away is a movie where Madonna
plays the dumbest most unlikable rich woman
-
in the world
-
who gets marooned on an island
with an italian sailor who hates her
-
and sexually assaults her.
And then 3 mins after that
-
there's a time skip and suddenly
they're in love
-
its a nasty nasty nasty movie
and I don't even want to talk about it
-
it was so bad it caused Madonna
to give up on acting entirely
-
it's a disaster.
Absolute agony to watch
-
especially when you consider that the movie
was directed by Madonna's then husband Guy Ritchie
-
Madonna later divorced Guy Ritchie in 2008
but in my opinion queen should've
-
divorced Guy Ritchie on the spot for
even suggesting this movie
-
[Madonna] it was rough. There was nothing
glamorous about it and you were really mean to me
-
[Guy] Mrs. Ritchie
[Madonna] I just want to slap you on camera
-
[Guy] but why Mrs. Ritchie
-
[Madonna] for all those times you let adriano
slap me and you never yelled cut
-
and all those times they threw octopuses on me
and all those times you made me sit
-
in the freezing cold ice water
and those times you made me run
-
down the sand dune and all those
times you ate my food and you didn't pay me
-
and you never said thank you
-
Madonna cries and leaves
-
I'm not going to lie, I was riding the
thigh of actually enjoying Freddie got fingered
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when Gigli came in and literally snuffed
the life out of me
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Gigle is a movie
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it's about a mobster names gigli
played by Benjamin, Benny boy Affleck
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and much like review on letter box, I too
hope the Gigli killed himself
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because not only does he abduct a
mentally challenged teenager
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and abuse him while holding him for ransom
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he's also just cring
unforgivably so
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Jaylo was also in this movie unfortunatly
and she plays this other mobster or mobsteret
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who is suppose to help him
take care of this mentally disabled kid
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and she also just happens to be a lesbian
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or should I say the least convincing lesbian
in film history
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no lesbians were consulted in the making
of this movie because what the fuck is this
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you may not be able to tell because this
is the weirsdest way i've ever heard anyone describe it
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but she's talking about eating pussy here
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I really don't know who like told Jaylo
or whoever wrote this script that
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lesbians call that turkey time but whoever
it was deserves to be taken out behind a barn and shot
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anyways though of course Gigli doesn't respect
her sexuality
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and he whines and complains throughout the whole movie
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about oooh, it's not fair that shes like a lesbian
but i'm like attracted to her
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and I want to be with her
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and after enough complaing ricky starts doing
deeds with him
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and its not like this is realistic
at all in any way
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but in the hypothetical scenario where
for some reason a lesbian had sex
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with a guy. It would not be with this guy
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he's always like licking his teeth and shit
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but luckily there's not just lesbian cringe
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there's also plenty of hetero sexual cringe
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and gay cringe
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and despite this movie literally
being about mobsters
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nothing mobster related really happens
in this movie
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until like the last 30 mins where for some
reason Al Pacino is here
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I'm sure this is Al Pocinos favorite
role of all time
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right up there next to jack and jill
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but to give it to you straight
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the movie ends with Gigli leaving
the mentally disabled kind on a random beach
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with a cast of baywatch
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and it's literally played out like its
suppose to be this inspirational thing
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like a tear jerker or something
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meanwhile Gigli and Ricky ride off into the sunset
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just as she's telling him that he should
wear some makeup
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do not watch this movie
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you will get a UTI
or that other thing
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[evasive] ok first of all this movie is catwoman
in name only
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despite being a DC comics movie
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the catwoman in this movie has pretty much
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nothing to do with batman
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this character has a different name
lives in a different city
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and gets her cat super powers from a magic
cat burping in her mouth
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it's just so stupid
it's actually really fun to watch
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especially the CGI Halle Berry during the actions scenes
it's so funny
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as you might expect this movie bombed hard
probably because they put it out in
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theaters around the same time as
spider man 2
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its a pretty infamouse super hero movie now
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and the director Pitof was basically
laughed out of hollywood
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never directed a movie again
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but Halle Berry embraced this movie was a flop
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and she even showed up in person
to accept her Razzie award
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dirty love is a
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"comedy"
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created by Melissa McCarthy cousin
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notorious anti vaccer and masked singer judge Jenny McCarthy
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she stars as a woman who gets dumped
by her boyfriend and her life falls apart
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its really unhinged but not in a funny
kind of way
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more of a im uncomfortable and want to leave
the room kind of way
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I actually had a hrd time finding clips
from this movie online
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because its pretty obscure and nobody likes it
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its mostly badly delivered jokes
and gross out humor with a feminine spin
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and by feminine spin I of course mean
period jokes like this scene where a
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bleeding Jenny McCarthy goes tot he grocery
store in a white skirt and no underwhere
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and almost bleeds out on the floor
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you know, relatable comedy for women
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just girly thing
#justgirlythings
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just girly things
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its a girly thing so you wouldn't
understand boy
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its a girly thing
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its a girly thing
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its a girly thing
#justgirlythings
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so this is a sequel to basic instinct
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and erotic murder mystery thriller
from the early 90s
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its maybe best remembered today for the scene
where numan from sienfield
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sees Sharons Stones bare uncensored tits
in an interogation room
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the original was nominated for a few
razzies in its day but it was a
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massive box offic hit
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and is today remembered as a pretty solid
Neo Noir thriller
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now basic instinct 2 on the other hand
only exists because Sharon Stone
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was promised $14 million to star in the movie
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and when the producers tried to cancel it
she sued them to force them to make it
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its kind of hard to talk about this movie
without spoiling a bit of the original
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but I will say that overall I didn't hate this movie
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but I also barely remember anything about
the plot and I only saw it a couple months ago
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it rehashes a lot of the same story, beats
and plot points as the original
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just not as good
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would I call it a terrible movie?
no, not really
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but compared to the original its pretty bland
and forgetable
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but that's what happens when your
only reason for making movies is
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to avoid a massive lawsuit
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got to love showbiz baby
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I know who killed me is a horror
movie starring Lindsay Lohan as a girl
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who was kidnapped by a seriel killer
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but survives and wakes up in a hospital
saying shes someone else
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this movie was released on july, 2007
right at the peak of the tabloid frenzy
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about her struggles with alcohol and drug addiction
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there was a lot of attention on the movie
while it was filming
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especially because Lohan checked into
rehab the first time a month into production
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the film set was so swarmed with paparazzi
that some of them even showed up in
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the background of a few shots of the movie
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then a couple months after filming wrapped
Lohan was arrested for drunk driving
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then on July 24th, just 3 days before
the movie was released
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Lohan was arrested for drunk driving again
and couldn't even attend the premier
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all of this negative media ttention
made Lindsay Lohan enemy #1 in hollywood
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critics eviscerated this movie
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but in the years since its release
this film has become a bit of a
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cult classic with horror movie fans
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and its been screned in theaters many times
over the last decade
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ive seen a lot of people in line compared
to giallo movies, an itallian film genre
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popular in the 60s and 70s
that mixed elements of murder mysteries, slashers, and erotica
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the influence of giallo is defintly
present here
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its a stylish weird thriller and Lohan
background mader kind of perfect for the role
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as the main character wuickly transforms from
a sweet highschool girl
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into a deeply traumatized woman
with a robotic hand
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its defintly not for everyone
myself included
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but if youre into weird gory horror movies
theres a lot to vibe with here
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its a much better movie than norbit
thats for sure
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I mean have you ever seen norbit
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the love guru is a movie
written by, produced by, and starring Mike Meyers
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thats mostly remembered today as the movie
that completely tanked his career
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and caused him to step away from hollywood
for 8 years
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critics and audiences both hated it
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with critics calling it lazy, immature,
mindless, pityable, insulting, gross
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contemptuous, racist, and unlikable
among many other things
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but dont take their word for it
take my word for it
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I dont really have any other words for it
that preety much sums it up
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anyway heres a scene that they used in the trailor
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so the plot of this movie is Mike Meyes
plays this self help guru
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named maurice Pitka
who was raised in india
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wears a chasity belt and dreams
of being on Oprah
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hes hired by the Toronto maple leafs
to help their star player
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get back together with his wife
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because he is the love guru therfor
only he can save their mariage
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its basically a one note movie
that feels like it was written by a 10yr old boy
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every scene goes on for way too long
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Mike Meyers keeps laughing at his own jokes
and pretty much every line is about
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poop, pee, farts, balls or dicks
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with many of the characters names being dick jokes
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we got tugginmypudha, coach cherkov, Le Coq
dick pants
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starts laughing
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its not funny that John Olivers
named Dick Pants
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starts laughing again
its not...
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continues laughing