The Misfortune Of Being Ned - SEASON 2 SUPERCUT

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-[grunts] Ye-he-es!

I've finally achieved my lifelong dream

of climbing Mount Everest!

[pants]

[eagle cries] Huh?

Whoa!

[eagle cries]

And now I've achieved my secondary lifelong dream

of taming a bald eagle...

and using it to destroy Gregzilla!

[eagle cries] -You can't stop me.

I'm Gregzilla! [crying out]

-I love you, Wendy!! [fires]

-[gulps]

Hey! Aah!

-(Wendy's voice) Oh, Ned. Don't you understand?

I love you too!

-Huh?!

[uplifting music playing]

[record scratches] [gasps heavily]

Aw, man! I guess it was all just a dream.

-It's not over yet. -Uh-oh.

-[chuckles demonically] -[screams]

-Red, 88! Hut, hut!

-Hey, bubble, get the ball! [both grunt]

[ball deflates]

-[blows whistle] Ball boy, we need another ball.

-I'm all out. Sorry.

-Ball boy, are you telling me

you have nothing to do right now?

-[gulps]

-In that case, get in there!

-[excitedly]: Really? You mean it?

-You got this. Be the ball, kid.

-I never thought I'd get a chance to--

Whoa!

[screams]

-Touchdown! [whack!]

-[moans]

[player grunts] Aw, man.

-Hike!

-Help meeeee!

Ow! -Incomplete.

-Ow! Ow! Ow! Aah!

-Hike!

[Ned screams, grunts]

-It's good!

-[moans in pain]

-Great work, kid.

Normally I'd get the Gatorade bath, but what the heck?

You earned it.

[splash!] [alligator growls]

[chomp!]

Great. Now we need another ball.

-(Ned, muffled) Aw, man.

-Whoa! I caught a smallmouth bass!

[fishing reel clicks]

-And I caught a largemouth bass!

-What about you, Ned?

-Well... no. -[laughs]

-Wait! I think I got something!

[grunts, reel clicking]

-You can do it, Ned!

-Pull harder!

-He's gonna lose it. It's too big.

[splash, clank]

-Huh? Whoa! [splash!]

[burbling]

Aw, man!

-Welcome, young Ned. We have been searching for you.

-[muffled]: Oh, no!

-It's all right. You can breathe, Ned.

You've always been able to breathe,

for you are Aquaman! [triumphant theme plays]

-Yes!

This is so awesome!

-Hey, is this the signing for Batman?

-Uh, no, but I could sign something.

I'm Aquaman!

-Ha, ha, you're funny.

-Aquaman! Where's Rachel? -Uh... I don't know?

-Oh. Oh, that's right. She's right here

on the arm of a real superhero. [chuckling]

-Oh, Batman, you're so funny. [giggles]

-Aw, man.

[conch rings] Hello?

-Aquaman, we need your skills!

We want you to join the Justice League!

-Really?! -No.

[all chuckle]

[dial tone]

-Glad you made it, Ned.

We really should hold these family reunions more often.

-Totally, Uncle Ted! What do we have planned?

-Well, we were gonna play horseshoes,

but Grandpa Jed couldn't wrangle up the equipment.

-[grunting]

[horse whinnies and kicks] Aah!

-We had a Frisbee game going until your Aunt Red disappeared.

-Yeah!

No! [martian giggles]

-And I was told there was gonna be a Ski-Doo,

but your Uncle Ed hasn't returned with it yet.

-Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

[groans]

-All right. Everybody say "cheese."

-(family) Cheese!

[boulder rumbling]

[thump!]

[camera shutter clicks]

-Well, at least a couple of us survived.

Compared to past reunions, this one's a wild success!

-That's true, Uncle Ted. Plus, even if things go bad,

it's still nice to be with family!

[rumbling]

[family screaming]

Aw, man!

[boom!]

-Check it out.

Looks like Ned's reunion was a real "blast."

[all laugh]

-Wait! Wait for me!

Oh, no! I missed the bus!

Oh, how am I going to get to school now?

-Hey, kid. -Hey, sketchy dude.

-Want a free jet pack? Practically brand-new.

-Did you say free jet pack?!

-Maybe. I say a lot of stuff. Now let's do this thing.

-[grunting]

All right!

[cord rattles]

Whooooooa!!!

-And then I said, "Not today, Nerdy Ned!"

-Yeah, cool story, Greg. Uh, speaking of which, where's Ned?

[Ned screaming]

-(kids) Whoa! -Was that Ned in a jet pack?

Super cool!

[swoosh!] -[screaming]

[birds chirping] Aah!

Oof! Oof! Ow! Oof! Sorry!

Oof! Ow!

Aah! Whoa! [glass shattering]

[workers screaming]

Excuse me, ma'am. Whoa!

[bell chiming] Aah!

Oh! [clang!]

[stretch!] Whew!

That was a close one.

[screaming]

[clang!]

-Fire's out, boys. [firemen cheer]

[Ned screams, glass shatters]

[fire alarms ring] -(firemen) Boo!

Whoa! Oh! [boom!]

[groaning] Concrete... was not soft.

Whoo-hoo! I made it back to school!

Heh! I even beat the bus. [chuckles]

Yeah... [crash!]

-(parents) Happy birthday, Ned.

-[gasps] Holo-Slam!?

Only the ultimate hologram gaming system ever?

I don't believe it!

Thanks, Mom and Dad! You're the best!

-Wow, he's in for hours of fun. -He sure it, sweetie!

Hey, wanna binge-watch some Netflix?

-Totes.

-Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

Wow!

Luchador Loco?

-You're going down, little hombre.

-Hi-yah!

[blip] Aw, man.

[whap!] Ow!

[whap! whap! whap!] Ow! Stop it!

[typewriter dings]

-Ned honey, is everything okay in there?

-I think I'm done with this game.

Ow!!!

-(announcer) Double points!

[whap!] -Ow! It hurts!

-Honey, he's fine. Let him have some fun.

-No!

[slam!] Ow!

-(announcer) You got Miley'd!

-¡Viva la violencia!

-[groaning]: Oh, man!

-(announcer) Get ready for round two!

-No!

[slam! slam! slam!]

-These magic beans are all I have left.

I hope they bring me luck.

[triumphant music plays]

What the?

Whoa! It's a giant beanstalk.

I bet there are all sorts of wonderful things at the top.

I better climb it because that's not dangerous at all.

[xylophone tinkles]

Oh, boy! It's paradise!

-It's better than paradise.

It's a giant spa! -Awesome!

-Here at the giant spa,

you'll always be fed the most succulent food.

-Mmm, mmm! Everything is delicious!

-And be pampered in our massage parlor like a king.

-[hums comfortably]

-And don't forget you'll always be fed the most succulent food!

-More? It is really yummy. Mmm, mmm!

-And there's no doubt that you'll love all the massages.

[joints cracking] -Ooh, aah!

Okay, that one hurt a little bit!

-And did I mention

all the amazingly succulent food you can eat?

-[moans] I don't feel so good.

-Eat it, fatty!!!

-Mmm, mmm.

-That's right. You get nice and plump and tender for the giant.

-Giant? What?

[loud thumping]

GIANT!!!

-[booming]: Fee fi fo fum!

I smell Ned's dirty bum!

[guffaws]

-Whoops. Sorry about that, Mr. Giant, sir.

-That's all right. We'll just give him a bath.

-Whoa!!!

[splash, burbles]

-(Greg) That oughta do it!

[splash]

-[spits] Mr. Giant, please, can we talk about this?

-Sure. -We can?

-After dinner.

-Whooooa!!

-[gulp! chomp!]

[belch!]

-Aw, man!

♪ Power of love is a curious thing ♪

[tires screech loudly]

Whoa! -Great Scot! It's you, Marty!

-Uh, my name is Ned.

-Not now, Marty. There's no time.

That's why I need you to go

back to the future.

And by future, I mean past.

-Are you sure this is a good idea?

I don't even have a driver's permit.

-Don't worry about that, Marty!

Just get this baby up to 88 miles per hour!

-But... -Just do it, Marty!

[vehicle whirs]

60... 70...

80!

[siren wails] Aw, man! It's the fuzz.

Oh, I'm sorry, officer. I know I was going a little fast, but...

-Tell me. Have you seen this boy?

-Uh-huh... [screams]

[cocking sound] [blast!]

-[Austrian accent]: Come with me if you want to live.

-But wait! He was a Terminator from the future?

-Affirmative. The T-1000 was sent to destroy you.

-But who sent you? -You did!

35 years from now, I will be programmed to be your protector.

-Whoa! Way to go, me!

[crash!]

-Whoa, dude! It's like the future!

-Excellent!

[electric guitars play]

-Um, no. It's the present.

-Oh, bogus. -Yeah. Tell me about it.

[groans]

[Terminator yells]

[in agony]: I think I'm gonna be okay.

-Whoa, I think little dude needs a doctor, like, ASAP.

[crash!]

-[British accent]: Oy! Somebody called for a doctor?

[Ned groans]

-All right, kids. It's time for the Easter egg hunt.

[kids cheer] And just so you know,

there's a very special egg out there.

Whoever finds it will get a very special prize.

-This is awesome! -I'm totally gonna find it!

-Not if I do first! [grunts]

[guffaws]

-Aw, man! -Happy hunting, kids!

-Mr. Simmons, I found it. I found the special egg.

[guffaws] -Hold on, everybody.

I think we've got a win-- oh my, what is that?

-It's the special egg! Isn't it?

-(kids) Whoa!

-Yay! I won a dinosaur! [chuckles]

[dinosaur bellows, kids scream]

Uh-oh. That's probably not good.

-[roars lowly]

[Ned groaning in pain]

[swallows, grumbles]

-Yo, Sketchy Dude, what's up?

-Hey kid, you like that magic door?

Leads to a famous YouTube show. Just five bucks.

-Whoa! Now that's a bargain!

Oh, boy! I wonder if I'll meet Smosh.

[gasps] Or Tobuscus.

Or maybe even PewDiePie.

-[chuckles]

-Ow! Whoof! [slam!]

Well, either this Epic Meal Time or... [gasps]

[excitedly]: I'm about to meet the Annoying Orange!

-Oh, yeah? How'd you "draw" that conclusion? [laughs]

-Whoa! I can't believe it! -Me neither.

I kinda feel like you're "line" to me. [laughs]

Get it? Line?

-[chuckles] That was kinda the same joke twice, wasn't it?

-Don't ask me.

I think variety is the "slice" of life. [laughs]

-Why would you say that?

-'Cause... you're gonna die.

-Uh-oh! -Yeah.

Oh! By the way...

-Please don't say "Knife!" -Okay.

How about... eraser!

-Well. He didn't say "Knife."

[screaming]

-Whah! Ah, come on, dude.

I thought you were gonna "stick" around. [laughs]

-[screaming]: This so was not worth it!

-Hey! Some folks would give an arm and a leg to meet me...

like you. [laughs]

-That's not funny. WHAAAAAAH!

-Wow. That was really... misfortunate. [laughs]

Huh. I guess this means we're gonna need a new show.

-Anybody got any ideas?

-Waka-waka-waka-waka!

-(announcer) Get ready for The Marshmallow Show!

Coming to the Annoying Orange channel Wednesday, June 4th!

Yay!

-Aw, man. There goes my timeslot.

-♪ The Misfortune of Being Ned ♪