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This is an unofficial gag sub.
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Is not endorsed or supported by the 31 minutos staff.
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It has been entirely created for the porpuses of comedy
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Hello, I'm Tulio Triviño
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And welcome to 31 minutes.
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Lest get today's news previews.
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Freak live signs in bathroom.
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Kids ask for his hair to be dyed blue.
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We get neck down into crap's underworld.
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We get a preview for our channel
new soap.
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"The puppets"
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Polemic are the questions our reporter..
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..Mike Microfone is asking trough
the city.
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Put on the record.
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I'm Mike Mirofone for 31 minutes
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... with today's question.
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How do you take a dump?
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Let's ask.
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What's your favorite posture?
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The blow back.
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720° spin.
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I only shit vegetables.
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Oh honey.
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MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!
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Well, is great for Kegel exercises
isn't it Fabriccio?
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Yes.
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How do you take a dump?
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Well this is really a surprise
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I wouldn't know what to answer but.
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Squatting.
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MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!
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I EAAAAT IIIT.
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MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!
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Hey man. What do you think about crapping?
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I feel like it.
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I am being eaten
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How interesting
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Who would have though in those answers.
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I would
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In other news
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Many kids don't know what to do with
their hair.
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That's why humans should be bald.
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Right Carla?
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Of course, many problems would be solved.
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Like the one we covered today
for whiners club.
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Put the record?
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Yeah
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Days ago I saw some punks on the beach...
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Tight shirts, tight shorts.
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Ever since I wanted to be their girlfriend.
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A bunch of punk porn...
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...kinda satanic.
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Green is for men.
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Cyan is proper bottom bitch.
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But things aren't that easy.
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Because my mom won't allow it
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I say nothing when she brings my uncles
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We can share.
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Why she would have right to forbid that.
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It's my men.
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Well, that's an interesting proposition...
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...Isn't it Carlita.
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Wait a moment Tulio.
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Hear what the mom has to say.
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I don't believe to be okay for him
to dye his hair because...
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He has to be really sure about it.
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Besides you're in a huaso club
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Where have you seen a blue haired huaso.
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Mom, don't change the subject
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My son is a fag, no problem with that.
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To come with a solution...
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we took mom & son to a hair salon.
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There are hair dyes that are temporary.
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You'll look SPLENDID for your man
honey.
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Without trouble.
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And finally they came to an agreement.
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So yes or no?
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Ok, I'll accept if you do it
we can date him after school.
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Are you okay. Do you agree.
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yeah
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Are you happy with this.
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As you see Claudio will have to wait to
bounce on his pants.
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Very well Carla, and your section
was very well done.
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My pleasure, and the troubled kids...
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Can write at us at the e-mail
displaying onscreen.
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Thanks Carla.
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In other news 31 minutes cameras have...
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filmed an something incredible in a
bathroom.
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Let's see it, you'll be shocked.
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Hey, pape's are you 'wake?
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Yes, what up?
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Can I ask you a favor?
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What?
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Would you bring me a beer
from the fridge.
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But your AA anniversary?
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Please... my wife...
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Ok.
If there's no beer should I bring water?
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No, I'm sick of water.
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How should I know if there's beer?
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I just drank it second hand, please.
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I'll be back.
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Fuck that was tea.
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Thanks pape's that was very cool of you.
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Yeah right, look, I'm a mess.
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They're gonna find out.
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Only you, I'm look the same.
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Lazy people bathroom.
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They wouldn't have to move at all.
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After the ads here on 31 minutes.
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A very particular picture. Naked dolls.
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Camera.
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Taste Juan Carlos, its delicious.
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Is gross as hell.
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I've seen how its made.
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On Air.
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Here we have Juan Carlos Bodoque
With his green note.
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How you doing Juan Carlos.
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Very well Tulio.
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You won't imagine where I was at.
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Where?
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In a very stinky place.
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Play the record.
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This time I'll like to show you a
huge journalistic mystery.
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The shit road.
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Follow me.
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The Shit Road
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Do you know what happens every
time you flush the toilet?
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Every time we loose parts of ourselves
to the evil toilet.
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But they don't disappear,
they never do.
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The thousand shit tons
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Mix with haram water from showers
and sinks and end up in the sewers.
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alongside with trash from other
subhumans.
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Dr. Longcock is an expert in
shit tunneling.
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The average dump is 200 grams.
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If you crap twice a day
that is 400 grams.
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By 365 days a year
is 146 kilos.
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My daughter's weight in shit.
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Multiply that by 15 million spics.
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That's 2 billion kiloshits per year.
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Amused I looked deeper into
the rabbit hole.
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Following the road, we can reach this place.
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Marian "Coldblood" Riofrio
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Neighbor her at Kokand
tells me about the odor.
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Is pretty hot, flowing full of death
and pollution.
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Checking my bucket list
I'm swimming into the Syr Darya.
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My paid slaves have brought me
the necessary equipment.
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I saw it, the blood, the shit, the kitchen oil.
Around me, all around me.
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I also discovered you can't breath
underwater.
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With this inferior water we
irrigate our fields.
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So Cletus, you water your fields
with this?
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Well, it is water.
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Aren't you worried
about getting sick.
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Bullshit government lies.
I drink all the time and i Fine.
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What about Tifus, Hepatitis...
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Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
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I went to Chiwa treatment plant.
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Where something is being done.
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Stinks like shit, gonna ask downdrop
about it.
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Droppy. Why the smell?
