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Annoying Orange: Kitchen Carnage

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    -Aw, where is it?
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    Where's my name?
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    -Hey Orange, whatcha reading?
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    -Stupid varsity lists.
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    I didn't make either team.
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    -Whoa, can you believe it?
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    I'm a starter!
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    -You're an apple.
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    -Uh... guys?
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    Those aren't teams.
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    -Sure they are.
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    There's gonna be a big game and everything.
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    -Yeah, salads vs. smoothies.
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    -Hey! Ow!!
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    -Whoa!
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    -Strawberry, what happened?
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    -Oh, I think I landed on my teeth.
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    -Yay!
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    -Huh?
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    -What? Now I get to play for Team Smoothie.
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    -Nuh-uh, nothing's keeping me out of the game... Ah!
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    -Whoa!
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    [Strawberry yells]
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    -Whoa, I guess Strawberry didn't make the cut.
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    [laughs] Ooh, ow.
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    -Dude, those aren't teams.
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    Those are recipes.
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    Wait, my name isn't on there, is it?
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    -Ha-ha, not likely.
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    -The list for second place is in the ladies' room.
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    [both laugh]
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    -Look Pear,
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    it's a couple of ki-weenies. [laughs]
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    -Kiwi? Oh God, that's on the list.
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    -You know it.
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    -No, that's not good.
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    You've got to run for it.
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    -Ah... [groans]
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    -Ah!
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    -Hey, what happened to-- Ah! Pleh!
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    -Oh no.
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    -I hope those guys can "blend" in. [laughs]
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    [kiwis scream]
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    [yells in terror]
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    -Geez, what's all the racket about?
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    -Lettuce, you gotta get out of here.
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    -Yeah, you gotta "head" out. [laughs]
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    -Uh, why is that?
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    -Trust me, you should just "leaf." [laughs]
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    -Leave? But I just got here.
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    -You gotta get out of here! Run!
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    Run while you can!
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    -Whoa!
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    Talk about getting "flipped off." [laughs]
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    -Oh no, it's happening again.
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    [Lettuce screaming]
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    -Ugh, talk about a "split" decision. [laughs]
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    -For the last time, this isn't a game.
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    There's no rules, it's just...
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    Wait, that's it.
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    Orange, every time we talk to these guys,
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    they get chopped up.
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    -Or blended.
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    -Whatever. The point is,
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    maybe if we keep our mouths shut,
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    nothing will happen.
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    -I gotta keep my mouth shut?
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    -Exactly.
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    -But I've never done that before.
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    -Whoa!
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    What's going on up in here?
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    -Hey! Hey, Apple...
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    -Dude, shut the mouth.
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    -Oh yeah, right.
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    -Yo, I'm talking to you guys.
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    -Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya...
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    -Shh!
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    -Hello?
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    -Nya-nya-nya...
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    -Quiet!
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    -[imitates babbling] What's wrong with you man?
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    You know, besides being an orange. [laughs]
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    -[groans]
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    -Hey, hey Minute Maid,
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    why don't you clean up this place? [laughs]
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    -[growls]
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    -Quiet.
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    -What's the matter? Your mouth won't open?
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    Maybe a little "cit-rusty."
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    [chuckles] Booyah!
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    -[growls]
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    -What's your pal's name?
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    Mr. Green Jeans? [laughs]
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    -Oh I'm sorry,
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    we were just trying to save your life,
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    but then you, you gotta go and be an apple.
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    Well, you know what?
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    -What?
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    -Knife!
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    [all yelling]
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    Man, that was one bad apple. [laughs]
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    -Go, smoothies!
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    -Yay!
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    -What? Did we miss the game?
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    -(Orange) Hey, guess what, chicken butt?
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    My new iPod and iPhone game is here! Yay!
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    It's full of fruit carnage and it's only 99 cents on iTunes.
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    I really know how to put the "app" in "apple." [laughs]
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    Captioned by SpongeSebastian
Title:
Annoying Orange: Kitchen Carnage
Description:

iPHONE & iPOD GAME: http://bit.ly/KitchenCarnage

FACEBOOK IT: http://on.fb.me/fmyPvq
TWEET IT: http://bit.ly/i6rFJr

Orange sees a list and thinks it's the roster for a big game. Once the carnage starts, Pear realizes that it's no roster...IT'S A RECIPE!!!

TSHIRTS: http://bit.ly/AOShirts

TWITTER: http://twitter.com/annoyingorange

FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/annoyingorange

FACEBOOK APP: http://apps.facebook.com/realannoyingorange/

DAILYBOOTH: http://dailybooth.com/annoyingorange

WATCH MY EPISODES! http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=F7804CA8F551DF96

JOE NATION as APPLE http://youtube.com/joenationtv
OLGA KAY as LETTUCE: http://www.youtube.com/olgakay
BOBJENZ as STRAWBERRY: http://www.youtube.com/user/bobjenz
JACKSFILMS as KIWIS: http://youtube.com/jacksfilms

CREATED by DANEBOE: http://youtube.com/daneboe
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:21
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